I'm the pre-9/11 premise that cheating lovers could get away with boarding a plane "under Mr. and Mrs. tickets".
I'm the unnecessary side-plot involving "Dutch" Van Den Broeck chasing down crooked cops, so the Harrison Ford fans wouldn't feel entirely bait and switched into seeing a Drama/Romance.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 2, 2019 12:32 AM |
I'm director Sydney Pollack, casting myself as a supporting character in the movie, because that's what I do.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 2, 2019 1:11 AM |
I'm Kate Mara, making my grand film debut. I may suck in my small role but I come from money so don't expect me to go away anytime soon, cunts!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 2, 2019 1:16 AM |
I'm the gift wrapped jewelry case Kate Mara finds in her dead father's luggage, which has miraculous survived being submerged at sea without any visible damage.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 2, 2019 1:37 AM |
I'm the Marketing VP, worried that my refusal to retitle the movie caused the film to bomb.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 2, 2019 1:40 AM |
I'm Shyla, the tough talking black teen from the ghetto. I get to snarl cliched lines like "psh!" and "I don't gotta tell you nothin'!"
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 2, 2019 1:49 AM |
I'm Kristin Scott Thomas's passable upper crust, East Coast American accent.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 2, 2019 2:24 AM |
I'm Bonnie Hunt playing the sassy bestie, a role I played again and again throughout the 90s.
WEHT me?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 2, 2019 1:23 PM |
I'm the need to check landline voicemail from a payphone because it's 1999 and not everyone uses a cell phone yet.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 2, 2019 8:43 PM |
I'm 35...
OK, 37.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 3, 2019 2:32 AM |
I'm the compassionate airline employees sent to tell people their loved ones are under water.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 3, 2019 4:56 PM |
I'm the campaign shenanigans of the unseen Shirley Magnusen.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 6, 2019 7:42 PM |
I'm the supervisor at Saks who tells Harrison, "look, I'd like to be helpful here..."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 6, 2019 7:54 PM |
I'm first class. Apparently I'm not what I used to be. The Widow Chandler doesn't think I'm worth the money.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 7, 2019 1:18 AM |
I'm the frantic, quickie make out session in Restricted Parking.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 8, 2019 7:23 PM |
I’m the little Southern gayling who read the novel to promote the film because the title, black and white photo and Ms. Scott-Thomas, of recent English Patient accolades, made it seem so classy. Later rented the movie at Blockbuster. The book was better than the movie.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 8, 2019 7:35 PM |
I'm the sneaky bitch who spilled chocolate milk all over her skirt and found her husband fucking some chick in the shower, so I ran out and never changed my filthy clothes....
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 8, 2019 8:38 PM |
^ That would be Molly Roll, the brisk, efficient coworker of the dead adulteress, who took charge in an emergency and got Mary Claire Clark's home phone number!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 9, 2019 3:25 PM |
I’m Cullen Chandler’s clothing being taken out of the suitcase, freshly clean and dry in spite of the entire plane being submerged in the bay.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 9, 2019 6:09 PM |
I am the crisis being managed by Molly Roll, the brisk, efficient Saks coworker.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 9, 2019 6:14 PM |
I'm the rumpled bed sheets in the secret love nest apartment.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 9, 2019 9:37 PM |
I'm the gold linked bracelet Cullen Chandler bought.... for his daughter's birthday....NOT! And he did NOT say "Miami..." He said, "New York."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 9, 2019 10:48 PM |
I'm Scott-Thomas's mannered performance, I do not raise my voice. Ever.
"You'll never find what you're looking for. Never.
You wanna know why.
And there is no why.
Don't."
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 9, 2019 11:47 PM |
"Stop it, Dutch." [said in a whisper during a Harrison Ford mantrum]
...and then she was gone.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 10, 2019 12:10 AM |
I'm bay scallops. I'll be forgotten about after Dutch calls from a payphone to check his answering machine.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 10, 2019 4:09 PM |
I'm Peyton Van Den Broeck very expensive toiletries being unceremoniously tossed in the garbage bag.
I'm not needed anymore.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 10, 2019 11:11 PM |
I'm Dutch's woodsy cabin. I'm where the jilted, widowed spouses enjoy their own sexy weekend in stark contrast to the brash, Latin-themed escapades their dead partners had planned in Miami.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 23, 2019 10:34 PM |
I'm the utter lack of chemistry between Harrison Ford and Kristin Scott Thomas. And for that matter, between him and the beautiful, much younger actress who played his cheating wife who supposedly still lusted for him.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 24, 2019 12:40 AM |
Harrison Ford never has chemistry. I saw him in a movie with Melanie Griffith, Working Girl, and he had none with her either. He's just not the sexy type.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 24, 2019 1:46 AM |
I'm the suspended disbelief that the demure sophisticate played by KST, is a Congresswoman running for re-election.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 24, 2019 2:25 AM |
Never say never, R30, see the chemistry with Kelly McGillis in Witness. But generally, I agree with you.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 24, 2019 2:40 AM |
I'm the debut of Harrison Ford's hedgehog haircut
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 24, 2019 2:42 AM |
I'm Edie Falco in a bit part, just before The Sopranos takes off.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 24, 2019 10:54 PM |
I'm the cup of coffee that gets poured down the drain as a sign of being offended, when Dutch asks the Latin photographer if he ever had an affair with his wife.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 25, 2019 7:27 PM |
I'm the chic, all-black pants suits and skirt suits commonly worn by businesswomen in the late 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 28, 2019 11:10 PM |
I'm Sharon Stone. I lobbied hard for the female lead because I thought this movie would be a hit. I cackled when it bombed.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 29, 2019 5:54 AM |
I'm the 1999 fall preview issue of Entertainment Weekly. I had this movie on the cover.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 29, 2019 5:55 AM |
Ugh! That's a cringey pic ar r39!
Ford is always so smug and wooden. And he looks so much older than the lovely and charismatic KST.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 30, 2019 3:57 PM |
R39 I forgot how bad the pic was.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 30, 2019 4:31 PM |
I'm the suspended disbelief that the fug Cullen Chandler was a succesful womanizer.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | November 3, 2019 7:05 PM |
I'm the mouthful of ham sandwich Harrison Ford is chomping on when he tells the sneering ghetto teen they "ain't got no lunch room."
by Anonymous | reply 44 | November 9, 2019 6:45 PM |
I’m the $31M domestic gross on a $64M budget. Not quite the fall blockbuster I was anticipated to be.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | November 9, 2019 10:14 PM |
Oh my God, I'm the plane that crashed.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 13, 2019 12:09 AM |
I'm piano jazz.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | April 25, 2020 10:05 PM |
I'm leather jackets, still a thing in the late 90s.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | April 27, 2020 10:32 PM |
[quote] I'm the suspended disbelief that the fug Cullen Chandler was a succesful womanizer.
He was played by Peter Coyote.
Coyote Ugly.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 27, 2020 4:11 AM |
I’m the fact that no one has ever heard of this movie.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 27, 2020 5:32 AM |
I’m Susanna Thompson a no talent shithead!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 27, 2020 6:27 AM |
[quote]I'm Sharon Stone. I lobbied hard for the female lead because I thought this movie would be a hit. I cackled when it bombed.
Random Hearts might have had a completely different fate if she'd been in it. Scott-Thomas can't carry a movie but Stone can, R37.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 27, 2020 12:30 PM |
I'm the pre-9/11 vibe of the whole movie:
A plane crash that has nothing to do with terrorists.
Frequent, painless and convenient travel by plane in general.
The relative beginnings of the 24-hour news cycle.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 27, 2020 6:35 PM |
I'm this movie being played over and over again on Showtime or Star or one of those second-rate movie channels on cable during the early aughts.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 29, 2020 2:41 AM |
I'm KST playing a Republican and Harrison Ford playing liberal, when IRL it's the other way around.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | April 7, 2021 10:24 PM |
I'm Brook Smith, I play one of the cheating wife's coworkers at Saks. A decade prior to this film, I was famously trapped in Buffalo Bill's murder pit.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | April 8, 2021 12:37 AM |