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Let's Be the Movie 'Random Hearts' (1999)

I'm the pre-9/11 premise that cheating lovers could get away with boarding a plane "under Mr. and Mrs. tickets".

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by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 56Last Wednesday at 4:37 PM

I'm the unnecessary side-plot involving "Dutch" Van Den Broeck chasing down crooked cops, so the Harrison Ford fans wouldn't feel entirely bait and switched into seeing a Drama/Romance.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 110/01/2019

I'm director Sydney Pollack, casting myself as a supporting character in the movie, because that's what I do.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 210/01/2019

I'm Kate Mara, making my grand film debut. I may suck in my small role but I come from money so don't expect me to go away anytime soon, cunts!

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by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 310/01/2019

I'm the gift wrapped jewelry case Kate Mara finds in her dead father's luggage, which has miraculous survived being submerged at sea without any visible damage.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 410/01/2019

I'm the Marketing VP, worried that my refusal to retitle the movie caused the film to bomb.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 510/01/2019

I'm Shyla, the tough talking black teen from the ghetto. I get to snarl cliched lines like "psh!" and "I don't gotta tell you nothin'!"

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 610/01/2019

I'm Kristin Scott Thomas's passable upper crust, East Coast American accent.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 710/01/2019

I'm the chill jazz theme music.

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by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 810/01/2019

I'm Bonnie Hunt playing the sassy bestie, a role I played again and again throughout the 90s.

WEHT me?

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by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 910/02/2019

I'm the need to check landline voicemail from a payphone because it's 1999 and not everyone uses a cell phone yet.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1010/02/2019

I'm 35...

OK, 37.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1110/02/2019

I'm the compassionate airline employees sent to tell people their loved ones are under water.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1210/03/2019

I'm the campaign shenanigans of the unseen Shirley Magnusen.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1310/06/2019

I'm the supervisor at Saks who tells Harrison, "look, I'd like to be helpful here..."

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1410/06/2019

I'm first class. Apparently I'm not what I used to be. The Widow Chandler doesn't think I'm worth the money.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1510/06/2019

I'm the frantic, quickie make out session in Restricted Parking.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1610/08/2019

I’m the little Southern gayling who read the novel to promote the film because the title, black and white photo and Ms. Scott-Thomas, of recent English Patient accolades, made it seem so classy. Later rented the movie at Blockbuster. The book was better than the movie.

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by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1710/08/2019

I'm the sneaky bitch who spilled chocolate milk all over her skirt and found her husband fucking some chick in the shower, so I ran out and never changed my filthy clothes....

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1810/08/2019

^ That would be Molly Roll, the brisk, efficient coworker of the dead adulteress, who took charge in an emergency and got Mary Claire Clark's home phone number!

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 1910/09/2019

I’m Cullen Chandler’s clothing being taken out of the suitcase, freshly clean and dry in spite of the entire plane being submerged in the bay.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2010/09/2019

I am the crisis being managed by Molly Roll, the brisk, efficient Saks coworker.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2110/09/2019

I'm the rumpled bed sheets in the secret love nest apartment.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2210/09/2019

I'm the gold linked bracelet Cullen Chandler bought.... for his daughter's birthday....NOT! And he did NOT say "Miami..." He said, "New York."

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2310/09/2019

I'm Scott-Thomas's mannered performance, I do not raise my voice. Ever.

"You'll never find what you're looking for. Never.

You wanna know why.

And there is no why.

Don't."

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2410/09/2019

"Stop it, Dutch." [said in a whisper during a Harrison Ford mantrum]

...and then she was gone.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2510/09/2019

I'm bay scallops. I'll be forgotten about after Dutch calls from a payphone to check his answering machine.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2610/10/2019

I'm Peyton Van Den Broeck very expensive toiletries being unceremoniously tossed in the garbage bag.

I'm not needed anymore.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2710/10/2019

I'm Dutch's woodsy cabin. I'm where the jilted, widowed spouses enjoy their own sexy weekend in stark contrast to the brash, Latin-themed escapades their dead partners had planned in Miami.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2810/23/2019

I'm the utter lack of chemistry between Harrison Ford and Kristin Scott Thomas. And for that matter, between him and the beautiful, much younger actress who played his cheating wife who supposedly still lusted for him.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 2910/23/2019

Harrison Ford never has chemistry. I saw him in a movie with Melanie Griffith, Working Girl, and he had none with her either. He's just not the sexy type.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3010/23/2019

I'm the suspended disbelief that the demure sophisticate played by KST, is a Congresswoman running for re-election.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3110/23/2019

Never say never, R30, see the chemistry with Kelly McGillis in Witness. But generally, I agree with you.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3210/23/2019

I'm the debut of Harrison Ford's hedgehog haircut

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3310/23/2019

I'm Edie Falco in a bit part, just before The Sopranos takes off.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3410/24/2019

I'm the cup of coffee that gets poured down the drain as a sign of being offended, when Dutch asks the Latin photographer if he ever had an affair with his wife.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3510/25/2019

I'm the chic, all-black pants suits and skirt suits commonly worn by businesswomen in the late 90s.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3610/28/2019

I'm Sharon Stone. I lobbied hard for the female lead because I thought this movie would be a hit. I cackled when it bombed.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3710/28/2019

I'm the 1999 fall preview issue of Entertainment Weekly. I had this movie on the cover.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3810/28/2019

R38

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by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 3910/29/2019

Alternative poster

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by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4010/29/2019

Ugh! That's a cringey pic ar r39!

Ford is always so smug and wooden. And he looks so much older than the lovely and charismatic KST.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4110/30/2019

R39 I forgot how bad the pic was.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4210/30/2019

I'm the suspended disbelief that the fug Cullen Chandler was a succesful womanizer.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4311/03/2019

I'm the mouthful of ham sandwich Harrison Ford is chomping on when he tells the sneering ghetto teen they "ain't got no lunch room."

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4411/09/2019

I’m the $31M domestic gross on a $64M budget. Not quite the fall blockbuster I was anticipated to be.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4511/09/2019

Oh my God, I'm the plane that crashed.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4612/12/2019

I'm piano jazz.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4704/25/2020

I'm leather jackets, still a thing in the late 90s.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4804/27/2020

[quote] I'm the suspended disbelief that the fug Cullen Chandler was a succesful womanizer.

He was played by Peter Coyote.

Coyote Ugly.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 4906/26/2020

I’m the fact that no one has ever heard of this movie.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 5006/26/2020

I’m Susanna Thompson a no talent shithead!

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 5106/26/2020

[quote]I'm Sharon Stone. I lobbied hard for the female lead because I thought this movie would be a hit. I cackled when it bombed.

Random Hearts might have had a completely different fate if she'd been in it. Scott-Thomas can't carry a movie but Stone can, R37.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 5206/27/2020

I'm the pre-9/11 vibe of the whole movie:

A plane crash that has nothing to do with terrorists.

Frequent, painless and convenient travel by plane in general.

The relative beginnings of the 24-hour news cycle.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 5306/27/2020

I'm this movie being played over and over again on Showtime or Star or one of those second-rate movie channels on cable during the early aughts.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 5408/28/2020

I'm KST playing a Republican and Harrison Ford playing liberal, when IRL it's the other way around.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 55Last Wednesday at 2:24 PM

I'm Brook Smith, I play one of the cheating wife's coworkers at Saks. A decade prior to this film, I was famously trapped in Buffalo Bill's murder pit.

by Peyton Van Den Broeck, traveling as Mrs. Cullen Chandlerreply 56Last Wednesday at 4:37 PM
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