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Write something nasty about the poster above you.

Starting with me!

by Anonymousreply 601November 9, 2019 2:55 PM

You’re not above me.

by Anonymousreply 1October 1, 2019 9:58 PM

R1 has an inferiority complex.

by Anonymousreply 2October 1, 2019 10:00 PM

R2 Queefs uncontrollably.

by Anonymousreply 3October 1, 2019 10:04 PM

R3 hasn't seen his own dick in years!

by Anonymousreply 4October 1, 2019 10:05 PM

R4 secretly listens to "The Faithtones"

by Anonymousreply 5October 1, 2019 10:06 PM

r6 lives in his mother's basement and obsesses about the DL hot dad next door.

by Anonymousreply 6October 1, 2019 10:08 PM

R6 is a snitch

by Anonymousreply 7October 1, 2019 10:09 PM

lol you bitches already messed it up

by Anonymousreply 8October 1, 2019 10:11 PM

R8 voted for Trump

by Anonymousreply 9October 1, 2019 10:12 PM

r8 eats bloody stools

by Anonymousreply 10October 1, 2019 10:12 PM

R8, your gene pool could use a little more chlorine. x

by Anonymousreply 11October 1, 2019 10:12 PM

R6 takes self loathing to a new level.

by Anonymousreply 12October 1, 2019 10:12 PM

r10 is the scat troll.

by Anonymousreply 13October 1, 2019 10:13 PM

R13 is tardy to the party

by Anonymousreply 14October 1, 2019 10:13 PM

So does r9

by Anonymousreply 15October 1, 2019 10:13 PM

R15 is rhubarb lady.

by Anonymousreply 16October 1, 2019 10:18 PM

^ Mug cradler

by Anonymousreply 17October 1, 2019 10:19 PM

R16's father smelt of elderberries.

by Anonymousreply 18October 1, 2019 10:19 PM

R18’s more inbred than a sandwich. x

by Anonymousreply 19October 1, 2019 10:20 PM

^ worships Andy Cohen

by Anonymousreply 20October 1, 2019 10:26 PM

R20 has had more cocks than Frank Perdue.

by Anonymousreply 21October 1, 2019 10:28 PM

R21 suffers from anal leakage.

by Anonymousreply 22October 1, 2019 10:39 PM

R22 gives a lousy blowjob

by Anonymousreply 23October 1, 2019 10:42 PM

R23 is scared of anal

by Anonymousreply 24October 1, 2019 10:45 PM

^'s mom still has scabs on her cunt from pushing his fat ass out.

by Anonymousreply 25October 1, 2019 10:47 PM

R25 puts raisins in his potato salad

by Anonymousreply 26October 1, 2019 10:48 PM

^has no idea she's had a psychotic break and--plot twist---IS R24's mama.

by Anonymousreply 27October 1, 2019 10:48 PM

R27 has been cited for poor punctuation skills.

by Anonymousreply 28October 1, 2019 10:56 PM

^ ruined my assessment of r27 by being the punctuation troll.

by Anonymousreply 29October 1, 2019 10:57 PM

R29, drains his pasta.

by Anonymousreply 30October 1, 2019 11:06 PM

R30 is the wrong kind of fat whore.

by Anonymousreply 31October 1, 2019 11:08 PM

R31 is projecting.

by Anonymousreply 32October 1, 2019 11:09 PM

R32 has only had a 49 load weekend.

by Anonymousreply 33October 1, 2019 11:11 PM

Somewhere, R33’s mother is pouring herself another drink and wondering when her son is going to come to his senses and swallow some Drano.

by Anonymousreply 34October 1, 2019 11:11 PM

R34 knows his father. In the Biblical sense.

by Anonymousreply 35October 1, 2019 11:12 PM

OP sucks donkey dick.

by Anonymousreply 36October 1, 2019 11:19 PM

R36 has trouble following instructions.

by Anonymousreply 37October 1, 2019 11:22 PM

R37 makes sure the teacher knows who’s screwing-up.

by Anonymousreply 38October 1, 2019 11:26 PM

R38 is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class!

by Anonymousreply 39October 1, 2019 11:27 PM

R39 is a theif and a shitkicker!

by Anonymousreply 40October 1, 2019 11:39 PM

R40 is fat enough already!

by Anonymousreply 41October 1, 2019 11:40 PM

r125 blows hobos for quarters.

by Anonymousreply 42October 1, 2019 11:42 PM

r41 kicks the neighbors little dog

by Anonymousreply 43October 1, 2019 11:43 PM

DL is the only place where r43 has a guy on top of him. Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 44October 1, 2019 11:44 PM

R43 is a mincing prisspot.

by Anonymousreply 45October 1, 2019 11:44 PM

R43 licks the neighbor's little dog.

by Anonymousreply 46October 1, 2019 11:44 PM

Nobody seems to like R43.

by Anonymousreply 47October 1, 2019 11:47 PM

R48 is the “summertheater” poster on All That Chat

by Anonymousreply 48October 1, 2019 11:47 PM

R48 is president of the Poo Shoes Fan Club.

by Anonymousreply 49October 1, 2019 11:48 PM

Er.....R47

by Anonymousreply 50October 1, 2019 11:48 PM

no one likes r47 either

by Anonymousreply 51October 1, 2019 11:51 PM

No one seems to know R51.

by Anonymousreply 52October 1, 2019 11:57 PM

Everyone that told you they loved you was lying, R52. x

by Anonymousreply 53October 1, 2019 11:59 PM

^ Wears white after Labor Day

by Anonymousreply 54October 2, 2019 12:00 AM

R54 Doesn't wipe (and also calls soft drinks "pop")

by Anonymousreply 55October 2, 2019 12:02 AM

Buck would never post what R55 did.

by Anonymousreply 56October 2, 2019 12:05 AM

No, because Buck would murder both of you. Don’t fuck with Buck.

by Anonymousreply 57October 2, 2019 12:14 AM

R57 just got the latest version of AIDS and is spreading it to everyone she speeds her hole for. Avoid!

by Anonymousreply 58October 2, 2019 12:15 AM

^Doesn’t vaccinate her rabid crotchfruit!

by Anonymousreply 59October 2, 2019 12:28 AM

My bathmat means more to me than R59

by Anonymousreply 60October 2, 2019 12:29 AM

R59 your pussy stinks so bad we had to fumigate this thread. Close your fucking legs.

by Anonymousreply 61October 2, 2019 12:30 AM

Licks ice cream in containers and puts them back in grocery store freezer

by Anonymousreply 62October 2, 2019 12:31 AM

R62 is Miss Lindsey's dirty secret

by Anonymousreply 63October 2, 2019 12:38 AM

R63 [italic]rinses [/italic] his pasta.

by Anonymousreply 64October 2, 2019 12:41 AM

R64 makes pasta in an Instant Pot.

by Anonymousreply 65October 2, 2019 12:43 AM

The best part of r65 came down his dad's leg.

by Anonymousreply 66October 2, 2019 12:46 AM

R65 refuses to testify before Congress.

by Anonymousreply 67October 2, 2019 12:47 AM

^ puts generic mustard in a Grey Poupon jar.

by Anonymousreply 68October 2, 2019 12:48 AM

R68 is a serial killer. The worst one on record that should be.

by Anonymousreply 69October 2, 2019 12:50 AM

R69 = abortion survivor. x

by Anonymousreply 70October 2, 2019 12:53 AM

^^ ^^ calls sauce "gravy"

by Anonymousreply 71October 2, 2019 12:55 AM

^has gravy oozing out his asshole from too many french fries.

by Anonymousreply 72October 2, 2019 1:32 AM

I'm sorry but r58 is a total failure

by Anonymousreply 73October 2, 2019 1:39 AM

^^^ types fat.

by Anonymousreply 74October 2, 2019 2:01 AM

R74 is not very original.

by Anonymousreply 75October 2, 2019 2:03 AM

R75 - your mother sucks cocks in hell. x

by Anonymousreply 76October 2, 2019 2:10 AM

Your mother munches rugs in hell, R76.

by Anonymousreply 77October 2, 2019 2:21 AM

R77’s Mother has no teeth so has to “gum” her food.

by Anonymousreply 78October 2, 2019 2:24 AM

R76/77 At least you had a mother, even if she was a freaking, gobbling whore.

by Anonymousreply 79October 2, 2019 2:25 AM

^^^^

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by Anonymousreply 80October 2, 2019 2:25 AM

R80's earrings clash with her caftan

by Anonymousreply 81October 2, 2019 3:00 AM

R81 only fleets until murky amber.

by Anonymousreply 82October 2, 2019 3:02 AM

R82 your Mother, who is now your Father, called he needs his bright orange polyester leisure suit back. He is afraid your fat ass will rip out the crotch.

by Anonymousreply 83October 2, 2019 3:07 AM

Secretly obsesses that his little hands and fingers, combined with his tiny feet expose his erect 3incher.

by Anonymousreply 84October 2, 2019 3:16 AM

R84 at least I can get it up and keep it up. Your boyfriend told me your micro penis can no longer get hard. He comes to my house to actually get some good dick.

by Anonymousreply 85October 2, 2019 3:19 AM

^^^ has never had an erection

by Anonymousreply 86October 2, 2019 3:19 AM

R86 is too obsessed with his penis. He knows he is unable to maintain an erection, and he has to show his inadequacy by his daunting ‘erection’ posts. If you need pictures of what your limp penis should look like erect, let me know. I can post pictures of your fathers hard penis and his still works magnificently.

by Anonymousreply 87October 2, 2019 3:24 AM

R87 uses wire hangers.

by Anonymousreply 88October 2, 2019 3:26 AM

r88 relies on ancient cultural references to prove his gay bona fides.

by Anonymousreply 89October 2, 2019 3:32 AM

R89 Is a white guy who speaks like Cardi B

by Anonymousreply 90October 2, 2019 3:43 AM

R90 Thinks alligators would make good sentries in the Mexican desert.

by Anonymousreply 91October 2, 2019 3:48 AM

R91 wears Crocs

by Anonymousreply 92October 2, 2019 3:50 AM

R92 is a meth junkie and used to date 40 different men at a time. He is now in Sexual Addiction therapy and his body is diseased with many STD’s.

by Anonymousreply 93October 2, 2019 3:58 AM

R92 dips his grease fire scabs in mayo as an appetizer.

by Anonymousreply 94October 2, 2019 3:58 AM

R94 Well smell her

by Anonymousreply 95October 2, 2019 3:58 AM

R95 pussy is so filled with yeast and crusty snatch juices that many loaves of bread could easily be baked. Although, they would not be edible.

by Anonymousreply 96October 2, 2019 4:06 AM

Although she claims the loaves are not edible, R95 would eat that bread after she spread it with thick layers of crusty snatch juices.

by Anonymousreply 97October 2, 2019 4:14 AM

Lordt “crusty snatch juices” is my new, favorite phrase. Also, R97, your rough, scarred prostate is so enlarged that your usual Friday massage whore can’t fit her puss-oozing cockles up your mangina.

by Anonymousreply 98October 2, 2019 4:20 AM

R98 thinks Chic-fil-A is just the best!

by Anonymousreply 99October 2, 2019 4:27 AM

R98 I’m happy to hear at least someone likes my comments. Lmao!

by Anonymousreply 100October 2, 2019 4:27 AM

R97 exactly!

by Anonymousreply 101October 2, 2019 4:28 AM

R97 is a kiss ass.

by Anonymousreply 102October 2, 2019 4:32 AM

Oops, I meant R99, but R97 is a kiss ass, too.

by Anonymousreply 103October 2, 2019 4:32 AM

Oops, R97 is not a kiss ass, R101 is the kiss ass. I have no comment on R97.

by Anonymousreply 104October 2, 2019 4:34 AM

R104 is even more of a confuse, eldergay, loose-booty slut than R103

by Anonymousreply 105October 2, 2019 4:36 AM

R104 is so confused he doesn’t know which way is up. He is feeling very faint and dehydrated after his very explosive diarrhea episodes tonight. He’s trying to hold his diarrhea in, but then he gets diarrhea of the mouth. Clorox works great on poop filled walls, etc.

by Anonymousreply 106October 2, 2019 4:37 AM

I got off without being insulted, you silly sluts! Haha! Wait...

by Anonymousreply 107October 2, 2019 4:40 AM

R106, if you were my OP I would spike your tea with arsenic.

by Anonymousreply 108October 2, 2019 4:40 AM

[R108] dreams of a threesome with Eric and Don Jr., but would happily settle for tossing Trump's salad.

by Anonymousreply 109October 2, 2019 4:41 AM

R105 I see you traveling to Africa and for the first few days you love your vacation. Then you are stalked by a Cape buffalo. The buffalo chews off all your fingers and toes, and eats your left leg. Just when you feel you will survive a Hippopotamus humps your leg then eats you.

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by Anonymousreply 110October 2, 2019 6:37 AM

^ Was harpooned off the coast of Japan.

by Anonymousreply 111October 2, 2019 7:07 AM

R111 shows off her fancy footwear at Bellagio

by Anonymousreply 112October 2, 2019 7:11 AM

R112 has no flavah!

by Anonymousreply 113October 2, 2019 7:14 AM

screen action shot taken of R113. I know you’re speechless, as am I.

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by Anonymousreply 114October 2, 2019 7:18 AM

r114 has been known to mistake cilantro for parsley, thus ruining many of his signature dishes

by Anonymousreply 115October 2, 2019 7:28 AM

Speaking of signature dishes, r115 has tasted Erna's prolapse.

by Anonymousreply 116October 2, 2019 7:29 AM

Heaven forbid you taste r116 's gigantic fearsome prolapse

by Anonymousreply 117October 2, 2019 7:32 AM

All of you know nothing about signature dishes or food. I am the KING of the Food Network. STFU cunts.

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by Anonymousreply 118October 2, 2019 7:36 AM

OMG, R118 IS my gigantic fearsome prolapse!

by Anonymousreply 119October 2, 2019 7:41 AM

R119 buys cheap wine.

by Anonymousreply 120October 2, 2019 8:22 AM

R120 just got back from Aldi and all he bought was a gallon of Crisco and latex gloves.

by Anonymousreply 121October 2, 2019 10:27 AM

^Goes on racist rants outside CVS. When police 👮 take her bag, it’s stuffed with Xtra large leak proof depends, extra strength Vagisal, a loaded gun, black hair dye & CONCEALER!!

by Anonymousreply 122October 2, 2019 12:37 PM

R122 spends his weekends covering up all the glory holes in his city.

by Anonymousreply 123October 2, 2019 12:47 PM

R123 has an invaginated penis.

by Anonymousreply 124October 2, 2019 1:01 PM

R124 goes to Jocelyn Wildenstein's surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 125October 2, 2019 1:06 PM

R125 has nothing nice to say about anybody.

by Anonymousreply 126October 2, 2019 1:25 PM

R126 wears black shoes with a brown belt.

by Anonymousreply 127October 2, 2019 1:32 PM

r127 has hair on his back and in his nostrils.

by Anonymousreply 128October 2, 2019 1:36 PM

R128 is wearing his toupee on backwards.

by Anonymousreply 129October 2, 2019 1:44 PM

R129 is so fat she has four assholes.

by Anonymousreply 130October 2, 2019 1:49 PM

R130 got a refund from Jenny Craig.

by Anonymousreply 131October 2, 2019 1:52 PM

^ her chubby chaser boyfriend/manic enabler disappeared after she had Dr Now’s surgery.

Now she’s left with garlands of fat & a new annoying uppity attitude!

by Anonymousreply 132October 2, 2019 2:01 PM

R132 Big as a house!

by Anonymousreply 133October 2, 2019 2:02 PM

132 has. A secret black voice that sounds more like Chester Cheeto. You may think it’s southern but that one comes with a handheld fan.

by Anonymousreply 134October 2, 2019 2:05 PM

OP still sucks donkey dick

by Anonymousreply 135October 2, 2019 2:06 PM

R135, could teach people how to suck donkey dick. S/he's the only professor in the topic.

by Anonymousreply 136October 2, 2019 2:08 PM

R136 sucks at sucking donkey dick

by Anonymousreply 137October 2, 2019 2:17 PM

[R137] regularly takes two donkey dicks round the rear, and still has room for a third.

by Anonymousreply 138October 2, 2019 2:21 PM

R138 - Look at your hair. All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel.

by Anonymousreply 139October 2, 2019 2:23 PM

R139 can't grow facial hair.

by Anonymousreply 140October 2, 2019 2:24 PM

R140 is UNCUT!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 141October 2, 2019 2:35 PM

R141 has phimosis but still thinks he's a hot fuck.

by Anonymousreply 142October 2, 2019 2:36 PM

R142 was gardening naked and fell on a zucchini abd it broke off in his ass.

by Anonymousreply 143October 2, 2019 4:11 PM

R143 is still paying off several Saturday night drunk-shopping sprees on QVC.

by Anonymousreply 144October 2, 2019 4:25 PM

R144 doesn’t realize he has Alzheimer’s and lives in a dream world. He is constantly making things up about others.

by Anonymousreply 145October 2, 2019 4:28 PM

R145 is telling you now so he doesn't have to tell you later.

by Anonymousreply 146October 2, 2019 4:33 PM

r146 is a damn nutloaf lover!

by Anonymousreply 147October 2, 2019 4:41 PM

R147 wears cheap, ill-fitting caftans from Lillian Vernon.

by Anonymousreply 148October 2, 2019 4:42 PM

There isn’t a donkey dick on the planet that wants R138 to suck it.

So suck it, R138.

by Anonymousreply 149October 2, 2019 5:01 PM

R149 is R138 and regularly takes not just donkey dick but abominable snowman dick. R149 also has a collection of every booger he's ever picked; mounted, framed, and labeled with the date and lining the walls of his den. So far, the collection numbers 50 framed boogar collections, one for each year since he turned 14.

by Anonymousreply 150October 2, 2019 5:08 PM

R150 is clearly triggered and trying to forget his days of breeding donkey’s. .

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by Anonymousreply 151October 2, 2019 5:19 PM

R151 collects Hummel figurines, which are dusted every Sunday, and the few souls that set foot in his apartment are given a forced 30-minute narrated tour of the collection.

No one ever visits him more than once.

by Anonymousreply 152October 2, 2019 5:21 PM

I'm going to break the rules and write about the OP.

You're a shut in old gay who has nothing better to do then make up IDIOTIC threads. Oh wait...that's me!

by Anonymousreply 153October 2, 2019 5:25 PM

R153 I’m going to now break OP’s rules and give him a compliment.

OP, I just think your the bestest OP ever. I love your creativity and it’s such a fun thread. I clearly love thinking outside the box. Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 154October 2, 2019 5:29 PM

OP through R154 are all Incest Survivors, which are the worst types of people.

by Anonymousreply 155October 2, 2019 5:32 PM

R155 and your the PERPETRATOR!

by Anonymousreply 156October 2, 2019 5:34 PM

R156 You’re, not your.

by Anonymousreply 157October 2, 2019 5:35 PM

You're a cunt R157!

by Anonymousreply 158October 2, 2019 6:10 PM

You're cuntier [R158]!

by Anonymousreply 159October 2, 2019 6:40 PM

R159 is the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted!

by Anonymousreply 160October 2, 2019 6:49 PM

R159 you’re the cuntiest cuntstipated cunt EVER!

by Anonymousreply 161October 2, 2019 6:49 PM

R161 writes abysmal, unoriginal puns, and like Trump is most likely projecting his own issues, namely constipation.

by Anonymousreply 162October 2, 2019 6:51 PM

R162 oh it’s on now... comparing me to Frump. I only wish I was constipated, just so I could hold my poop In until I find you. I will then poop in a bag, light in and then ring your door bell.

See, it helps to be constipated. The longer the wait... the greater the reward.

by Anonymousreply 163October 2, 2019 6:58 PM

R163 is secretly an incel.

by Anonymousreply 164October 2, 2019 7:17 PM

R163 is Erna.

by Anonymousreply 165October 2, 2019 7:20 PM

Has untreatable stage 4 Vaginosis. When she opens the door, her dogs run out in front of cars!

by Anonymousreply 166October 2, 2019 7:27 PM

^ Is actually a fucking blob fish in disguise.

by Anonymousreply 167October 2, 2019 7:37 PM

R166 has Mad Cow Disease

[quote] A human version of mad cow disease called variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD) is believed to be caused by eating beef products contaminated with central nervous system tissue, such as brain and spinal cord, from cattle infected with mad cow disease.

I’ll say no more... just RIP.

by Anonymousreply 168October 2, 2019 7:38 PM

R168 is an Anglophobe.

by Anonymousreply 169October 2, 2019 7:42 PM

R168 has four cats: Miss Fluffybottom, Miss Fancypants, Miss Prissypaws, and Miss Fuzzyface. Each cat has an Instagram account that is frequently updated with lengthy "adorable" anecdotes and photos of the cat wearing various cunning handmade costumes, dyed fur streaks, jewelry, glasses, etc. Coworkers are repeatedly reminded to subscribe to these accounts.

R168 will one day slip on a spilled spot of Fancy Feast and will be sniffed at, then eaten by the cats as he lies on the floor, immobile.

by Anonymousreply 170October 2, 2019 7:46 PM

r170 is a dumb bitch who doesn't know how to check to see if someone posted while she was typing.

by Anonymousreply 171October 2, 2019 7:53 PM

R171 is a mug-cradling frau who comes here to stan for Timothée.

by Anonymousreply 172October 2, 2019 8:05 PM

R172 spreads his smegma cheese on Ritz crackers for a snack.

by Anonymousreply 173October 2, 2019 8:08 PM

R170 I love you. 😘

by Anonymousreply 174October 2, 2019 8:08 PM

R174 was looking in a mirror when he said that

by Anonymousreply 175October 2, 2019 8:16 PM

R175 told me I could only go once around the garden.

by Anonymousreply 176October 2, 2019 8:18 PM

R176 thinks no one knows that he's drinking secretly at work, starting with hair of the dog in his morning coffee thermos. The truth is, he reeks of booze. The smell seeps out of every pore.

by Anonymousreply 177October 2, 2019 8:21 PM

R177 blew Richard Speck!

by Anonymousreply 178October 2, 2019 8:23 PM

R178 doesn’t know who Richard Speck even is.

by Anonymousreply 179October 2, 2019 8:25 PM

R178 posting a photo for those not in the know of Richard Speck, he was a 8 count murderer.

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by Anonymousreply 180October 2, 2019 8:27 PM

R180 fussy bottom detail queen

by Anonymousreply 181October 2, 2019 9:45 PM

R180 has a fetish with serial killers.

by Anonymousreply 182October 2, 2019 9:46 PM

R182 is slow

by Anonymousreply 183October 2, 2019 9:48 PM

R183 is known for being loose, loud, and a carrier of social diseases.

But he does make us laugh, on occasion, when he shows off his prolapsed anus.

by Anonymousreply 184October 2, 2019 9:54 PM

r184 has a blow-up that looks like Pompeo. All that helium waste.

by Anonymousreply 185October 2, 2019 9:58 PM

R150 weeps, WEEPS when he thinks of all those donkey dicks he will never be allowed to suck, though he longs for it so.

by Anonymousreply 186October 2, 2019 9:59 PM

R186 is as bad as giving head as he is at following the rules. Do NOT let him near your dick!

by Anonymousreply 187October 2, 2019 10:01 PM

R187 believes you only need to shower/bathe once a week.

by Anonymousreply 188October 2, 2019 10:05 PM

R188 "is 50 and looks 25."

Translation: is 62 and looks 72.

by Anonymousreply 189October 2, 2019 10:07 PM

R189 tried to perform oral sex on me while I was passed out drunk on his couch. Thank goodness I woke up and stopped him. What a pervert!

by Anonymousreply 190October 2, 2019 10:11 PM

R190 demands to be addressed as "They/Them."

It's not much of a stretch since they're the size of two portly men fused together.

by Anonymousreply 191October 2, 2019 10:20 PM

R191's preferred pronoun is "asshole".

by Anonymousreply 192October 2, 2019 10:54 PM

R192 drinks warm milk before bed.

by Anonymousreply 193October 2, 2019 11:00 PM

R193 is a native of Wheeling, West Virginia, but spells "colour" with a u and crosses his 7's.

by Anonymousreply 194October 2, 2019 11:03 PM

R194 lives in a trailer in Alabama

by Anonymousreply 195October 2, 2019 11:14 PM

R195 knows because she had an outcall there last night.

by Anonymousreply 196October 2, 2019 11:17 PM

R196 makes his mimosas with Tang and Baby Duck.

by Anonymousreply 197October 2, 2019 11:18 PM

R197 once gave a lap dance to Michael Alig's mother, Elke for Peter Gatien's amusement.

by Anonymousreply 198October 2, 2019 11:21 PM

R198 used the same condom more than once.

by Anonymousreply 199October 2, 2019 11:23 PM

R199 also uses the same condom more than once but he turns it inside out.

by Anonymousreply 200October 2, 2019 11:25 PM

R200 talked Lucy put of every goddamned thing she ever wanted to do.

by Anonymousreply 201October 2, 2019 11:25 PM

R201 is fuming, because no one knows who the fuck Lucy is...

by Anonymousreply 202October 2, 2019 11:26 PM

R202 is poz, but you'd never know it from his Grindr profile.

by Anonymousreply 203October 2, 2019 11:27 PM

R203 is the infamous Lucy.

by Anonymousreply 204October 2, 2019 11:29 PM

R204 licks toilet seats.

by Anonymousreply 205October 2, 2019 11:34 PM

R205 spends his time eating my shit after I pooped and licked the toilet. The real fool is him, because he can’t leave until the out house is emptied by his mouth.

by Anonymousreply 206October 2, 2019 11:36 PM

R206 is the Scat Troll.

by Anonymousreply 207October 2, 2019 11:38 PM

^is in awe over VP Pence’s accomplishments.

by Anonymousreply 208October 2, 2019 11:40 PM

R208 is proud of his "manly musk." In reality, the machines near him at the gym are always suspiciously unused because he doesn't wipe properly and everyone can tell.

by Anonymousreply 209October 2, 2019 11:59 PM

R209 wears a MAGA hat and not ironically.

by Anonymousreply 210October 3, 2019 12:04 AM

r210 has worms

by Anonymousreply 211October 3, 2019 12:06 AM

R210 is right now wearing a soaked, full Depends, but it's so hard to get up and waddle over to the bathroom that he's decided to sit in it for a couple more hours.

by Anonymousreply 212October 3, 2019 12:07 AM

R212 spreads smegma on Ritz crackers and calls it an appetizer.

by Anonymousreply 213October 3, 2019 12:12 AM

is so ugly that he makes onions cry.

by Anonymousreply 214October 3, 2019 12:22 AM

R213 is that pretentious queen who makes his own doilies and drapes furniture in plastic. The latter is great for when he has the runs but let's not talk about what happened at his last smart dinner party...

by Anonymousreply 215October 3, 2019 12:23 AM

R213 has excess phlegm!

by Anonymousreply 216October 3, 2019 12:31 AM

R216 killed both the Christmas Mouse and Darryl.

by Anonymousreply 217October 3, 2019 12:33 AM

R217 pays for men to fart in his face after stepping on it with their dirty athlete's foot infected feet.

by Anonymousreply 218October 3, 2019 12:38 AM

R218 should have said yeast infected.

by Anonymousreply 219October 3, 2019 12:38 AM

R219 is a Furry and attends the convention every year.

by Anonymousreply 220October 3, 2019 12:40 AM

R220 can't afford Netflix, Hulu, or basic cable, so he feverishly reads recaps on his iPhone 4 as soon as the episode is over so he can fit in with the "cool kids" at work the next day.

by Anonymousreply 221October 3, 2019 12:44 AM

R221 has never had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 222October 3, 2019 12:46 AM

R222 is a proud and obedient member of Noodles and Beef's pup pack.

by Anonymousreply 223October 3, 2019 12:49 AM

R187 is even LESS worthy to suck donkey dick than anyone here.

by Anonymousreply 224October 3, 2019 12:59 AM

r223 volunteered to sniff the jocks of Noodle and Beef's pup back-- and was politely declined.

by Anonymousreply 225October 3, 2019 1:00 AM

R224 is so absolutely hooked on drugs they installed a Hickman line in his chest. I give him a week left to live.

by Anonymousreply 226October 3, 2019 1:05 AM

R226 is NOT running a B and B, so don't expect a towel or turkey meatballs!

by Anonymousreply 227October 3, 2019 1:08 AM

R206 uses too many words. Edit, asshole.

by Anonymousreply 228October 3, 2019 1:26 AM

R228, at his advanced age, can only get hard with Viagra and Nazi costumed roleplay. R228 plays the Jewish prisoner.

by Anonymousreply 229October 3, 2019 1:30 AM

R229 shaves his eyebrows and then draws them in with a sharpie.

by Anonymousreply 230October 3, 2019 1:41 AM

R230 helps old ladies across the street, then kicks them in the cooter.

by Anonymousreply 231October 3, 2019 1:43 AM

R230 is a vegan and will. not. shut. the. fuck. up. about. it.

by Anonymousreply 232October 3, 2019 1:45 AM

If R232 was a Star Wars movie, he'd be Solo.

by Anonymousreply 233October 3, 2019 1:46 AM

R233 smells like kimchee.

by Anonymousreply 234October 3, 2019 1:48 AM

R234 slips Golden Girls references into every conversation, then waits expectantly for recognition and laughs that never come. He wonders why he always goes home alone.

by Anonymousreply 235October 3, 2019 1:50 AM

R235 You should talk bitch....the only thing going home with you is your sad, pathetic life. What the fuck is a Golden girl?

by Anonymousreply 236October 3, 2019 1:55 AM

R236 is so old he used to babysit Olivia de Havilland.

by Anonymousreply 237October 3, 2019 1:56 AM

R237 watches Fox and fantasizes about what it would be like to wrestle Sean Hannity. Just a playful challenge at first. Sean says, "Oh, you wanna go?" and takes off his jacket, loosens his tie. Then the grappling begins. R237 is powerless against Sean's thick thighs, straining glutes, strong arms and thick, muscular neck. His huge cock strains against his wool gabardine suit pants. "I'll show you how I treat libtards!" Sean yells, suddenly deadly serious, and -- oops, R237 is finished.

by Anonymousreply 238October 3, 2019 2:00 AM

R238 clearly lusts after Sean Hannity himself. Vividly.

by Anonymousreply 239October 3, 2019 2:14 AM

Thinks Donald Trump has a nice ass. Jerks off wildly to the infamous tennis photo showing his ass in all it’s glory!

by Anonymousreply 240October 3, 2019 2:24 AM

Even god hates r240

by Anonymousreply 241October 3, 2019 2:34 AM

R241 you are Satan Reincarnated and your horn just busted because of your lust for God.

by Anonymousreply 242October 3, 2019 3:55 AM

R237 thinks Josh Groban is deep.

by Anonymousreply 243October 3, 2019 3:58 AM

R243 is too stupid to follow the simplest of directions.

by Anonymousreply 244October 3, 2019 4:03 AM

r243 has a butthole like a dangling bunch of grapes

by Anonymousreply 245October 3, 2019 4:03 AM

EVEN BILL TAYLOR DECLINED THE ADVANCES OF R245.

by Anonymousreply 246October 3, 2019 4:11 AM

r230 takes the sharpie and sticks it up his butt.

by Anonymousreply 247October 3, 2019 4:12 AM

R247 gave me crabs.

by Anonymousreply 248October 3, 2019 4:18 AM

Op is so vain he probly thinks this thread is about him.

by Anonymousreply 249October 3, 2019 4:52 AM

r249 goes by they/them pronouns

by Anonymousreply 250October 3, 2019 8:01 AM

R250 calls themselves Xir

by Anonymousreply 251October 3, 2019 8:42 AM

R251 gives hostess pants as gifts.

by Anonymousreply 252October 3, 2019 12:38 PM

R252 wears a buttplug every day. And he's not very good about washing it.

by Anonymousreply 253October 3, 2019 12:50 PM

R253 would do Andy Cohen.

by Anonymousreply 254October 3, 2019 1:43 PM

R254 drinks white zinfandel.

by Anonymousreply 255October 3, 2019 2:15 PM

R254 never tips waiters. He thinks it makes him more "European," which he thinks is classy. He has a whole self-righteous spiel he trots out when asked why he won't tip. "I don't get tips for doing my job, why should they?, etc."

by Anonymousreply 256October 3, 2019 2:58 PM

R256 never made it past the 5th grade.

by Anonymousreply 257October 3, 2019 3:07 PM

While R257 works the cash register with that college education

by Anonymousreply 258October 3, 2019 3:35 PM

R258 thinks it's cute when his ill-trained, ill-groomed Shih Tzu snaps and snarls at every human or dog that comes near.

by Anonymousreply 259October 3, 2019 3:47 PM

r258 clutching her pearls while snooping at the neighbors like Gladys Kravitz

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by Anonymousreply 260October 3, 2019 4:34 PM

R260 only has one set of sheets, which he washes twice a year, if he remembers.

by Anonymousreply 261October 3, 2019 4:45 PM

R261 uses the same towel after each shower for a whole week!

by Anonymousreply 262October 3, 2019 5:09 PM

R262 tells anyone who will listen that he "just hasn't met the right girl yet."

by Anonymousreply 263October 3, 2019 5:12 PM

^^ he is legion.......

by Anonymousreply 264October 3, 2019 5:15 PM

R263 gets pissed off when guys tell him "no fats or femmes" but won't date any fats or femmes himself.

by Anonymousreply 265October 3, 2019 5:21 PM

R265 broke his mother's heart. Broke it!

by Anonymousreply 266October 3, 2019 5:26 PM

R266 sits on his threadbare couch in his boxers, drinking a sloe gin fizz while fondling his favorite Precious Moments figurine.

by Anonymousreply 267October 3, 2019 6:55 PM

R267 is "bi" and "vers."

He has never kissed a woman or topped in his life.

by Anonymousreply 268October 3, 2019 6:58 PM

R268 is fat.

by Anonymousreply 269October 3, 2019 7:05 PM

R269 tells everyone he's "the Samantha" within his group of besties. Besties is also a word he uses frequently.

by Anonymousreply 270October 3, 2019 7:09 PM

R270 carries his toy dog around with him in his murse.

by Anonymousreply 271October 3, 2019 7:58 PM

R271 looks like a blob fish.

by Anonymousreply 272October 3, 2019 8:12 PM

R272 does the mike drop motion every time he thinks he's said something clever.

by Anonymousreply 273October 3, 2019 8:52 PM

R273 is the local creep who hangs around playgrounds, leering at the boys on the swings and the slides. The moms and nannies know to keep an eye on him.

by Anonymousreply 274October 3, 2019 9:15 PM

R274 watches R273 watching the boys in the playground. It gets him off.

by Anonymousreply 275October 3, 2019 9:16 PM

R275 watches R274 watching R273 from his car with binoculars.

by Anonymousreply 276October 3, 2019 9:18 PM

R276, living on his Social Security, has found a way to cadge free food and drinks off suckers in bars. He tells them he was at Stonewall and recounts some well-rehearsed stories. (He's learned he gets more appreciation if he namechecks Marsha P. Johnson.)

He's certainly old enough to pass for a Stonewall rioter, but the truth is he was a closeted sales rep in Muncie in June of 69.

by Anonymousreply 277October 3, 2019 9:23 PM

R277 wipes from back to front!

by Anonymousreply 278October 3, 2019 9:28 PM

Thinks Dylan Sprayberry is still a teen.

by Anonymousreply 279October 3, 2019 9:36 PM

R278 is a Republican with a "wide stance."

by Anonymousreply 280October 3, 2019 10:30 PM

R280 only pretends he's gay. In secret he also sleeps with women.

by Anonymousreply 281October 3, 2019 11:00 PM

R281 is a Hollywood pass-around bottom.

by Anonymousreply 282October 3, 2019 11:02 PM

R282 is a Crossfit bore... and yet somehow still fat.

by Anonymousreply 283October 4, 2019 1:01 AM

No one is above me

by Anonymousreply 284October 4, 2019 1:20 AM

R284 watches Colbert and Maddow, then pompously spews out their words the next day to his coworkers, as if he had just thought of these 'insights' himself.

by Anonymousreply 285October 4, 2019 1:31 AM

R285 is the douche who created the 'How Is Babby Formed?' meme on Yahoo.

by Anonymousreply 286October 4, 2019 1:40 AM

R286's most prized possesion is her director's cut of "Mame".

by Anonymousreply 287October 4, 2019 1:44 AM

R287 has been a member of AARP for several years, yet honestly believes his home black hair dye job looks 100% natural.

by Anonymousreply 288October 4, 2019 1:52 AM

R287 logged on DL with NetZero on his Tandy 1000XL using his 28k modem.

by Anonymousreply 289October 4, 2019 4:20 AM

R289 wears glasses with tape on them and lives in his parent's basement.

by Anonymousreply 290October 4, 2019 5:39 AM

R290 starts thread about his discolored buttcrevice

by Anonymousreply 291October 4, 2019 6:09 AM

R291 has an extensive collection of porn on VHS tapes.

by Anonymousreply 292October 4, 2019 12:34 PM

R292 orders in every day from his local diner, even though he can't afford it, because he has a crush on the Mexican delivery boy. Yesterday he was able to brush the boy's hand while handing him a $1 tip. A furious j/o followed as soon as he closed the door.

by Anonymousreply 293October 4, 2019 1:37 PM

R293’s backfat folds need greasing.

by Anonymousreply 294October 4, 2019 2:50 PM

R294 is that asshole who always takes the "Devil's Advocate" position in every discussion.

by Anonymousreply 295October 4, 2019 3:04 PM

R295 has British teeth.

by Anonymousreply 296October 4, 2019 3:23 PM

R296 believes he is "masc" but pings from space.

by Anonymousreply 297October 4, 2019 4:05 PM

R297 has to wear a hat all day

by Anonymousreply 298October 4, 2019 4:45 PM

R298 doesn't wipe thoroughly.

by Anonymousreply 299October 4, 2019 4:51 PM

R299 has old-person smell.

by Anonymousreply 300October 4, 2019 4:58 PM

R300 presents hole for alien probes.

by Anonymousreply 301October 4, 2019 4:59 PM

R301 thinks Jews did 9/11.

by Anonymousreply 302October 4, 2019 5:03 PM

R302 dresses as Sophia Petrillo every Tuesday night, "just because".

by Anonymousreply 303October 4, 2019 5:14 PM

R303 fucks like a monkey, but steals your good whisk.

by Anonymousreply 304October 4, 2019 5:19 PM

R304 starts sentences with, "I'm not a racist, but...."

by Anonymousreply 305October 4, 2019 5:26 PM

R305 ends sentences with “...*but, you never call me.”

by Anonymousreply 306October 4, 2019 5:33 PM

R306 still has an AOL email address that he uses as his primary email.

by Anonymousreply 307October 4, 2019 5:34 PM

R307 licks the ice cream and puts it back into the freezer.

by Anonymousreply 308October 4, 2019 5:39 PM

R308 unfortunately, cannot get dates. And it’s not because they’re in a committed relationship.

by Anonymousreply 309October 4, 2019 5:47 PM

R309 dates Rottweillers.

by Anonymousreply 310October 4, 2019 5:51 PM

R309 experiences sympathetic anal gland leakage that is synced to his chows cycle.

by Anonymousreply 311October 4, 2019 5:58 PM

R311 dresses his cat up as famous film heroines and gives them names like Catlet O'Hara.

by Anonymousreply 312October 4, 2019 6:06 PM

R312 buys grass-fed beef for his Pomeranian, Miss Jackson If You're Nasty (nicknamed Miss Jackie). He has the hots for Vinnie, the Italian butcher in the bloodstained apron, so he always tries to strike up a conversation, but Vinnie never responds beyond a perfunctory grunt.

by Anonymousreply 313October 4, 2019 6:24 PM

R313 is standing behind R312 and rolling his eyes as R312 tries to chat up Vinnie. When R312 leaves R313 starts acting like a goombah to show Vinnie how butch he is, but Vinnie is too busy pushing the purses that fall out of R313's mouth off the meat scale.

by Anonymousreply 314October 4, 2019 6:28 PM

R314 is excessively verbose and routinely ignored.

by Anonymousreply 315October 4, 2019 6:41 PM

R315 burns stuffed croissants. Fucko!

by Anonymousreply 316October 4, 2019 7:16 PM

R316 is the Seth Meyers slashfic troll.

by Anonymousreply 317October 4, 2019 7:25 PM

R317 refuses to wear Depends even though he should.

by Anonymousreply 318October 4, 2019 7:42 PM

R319 honestly believes that his foul-smelling, ratty toupee takes years off his age.

by Anonymousreply 319October 4, 2019 7:47 PM

R319 also refuses to wear reading glasses because they make him look old, so the screen always looks blurry.

by Anonymousreply 320October 4, 2019 7:48 PM

Choosy mothers like r320 choose meth.

by Anonymousreply 321October 4, 2019 10:28 PM

R321 bedazzles his work shirts.

by Anonymousreply 322October 5, 2019 5:27 AM

^ never found out his mother was just a torso and a head that his rolled out once in awhile for his enjoyment.

by Anonymousreply 323October 5, 2019 5:34 AM

^ this stupid cunt forgot to type father.

by Anonymousreply 324October 5, 2019 5:36 AM

R324 still doesn't know how to type R before a post number.

by Anonymousreply 325October 5, 2019 1:23 PM

R325 is the guy who has explosive diarrhea in public restrooms and leaves the floor and walls dotted with fecal matter. You always wondered who the fuck does something like that; now you know. It's R325.

by Anonymousreply 326October 5, 2019 1:42 PM

And R326 hangs around public restrooms to smell other guy's shit.

by Anonymousreply 327October 5, 2019 1:53 PM

R327 keeps emergency victuals in his bathroom in case he’s too angry to look at Paualo’s greasy fucking face at dinner.

by Anonymousreply 328October 5, 2019 4:03 PM

R328 has a fainting couch in puce velour.

by Anonymousreply 329October 5, 2019 11:14 PM

R329 Murdered R328 on the fainting couch. The couch was once white, now it’s blood red. Damn you!

by Anonymousreply 330October 5, 2019 11:25 PM

R330 killed all his little grey cells with poppers and Southern Comfort.

by Anonymousreply 331October 5, 2019 11:39 PM

R331 is a thought-provoking wonderful person who is the apple of his parents eye. And he gives awful head.

by Anonymousreply 332October 5, 2019 11:50 PM

R332 is doing rather well considering his mother was blackout drunk before she realized she was pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 333October 6, 2019 12:07 AM

Bites his toenails^.

by Anonymousreply 334October 6, 2019 12:17 AM

[R334] defines "fine dining" as eating at the Olive Garden on a Saturday night, an outing that often finds him daintily wiping a dollop of sodium-laden marinara sauce from his husbear's pinhole while the frau next to him fills a gallon-sized Ziploc bag with minestrone and stuffs it in her Kate Spade knockoff purse.

by Anonymousreply 335October 6, 2019 12:49 AM

R335 burps glitter and talcum powder from teabagging seniors at the gym.

by Anonymousreply 336October 6, 2019 1:08 AM

R336 gives senior bears complimentary asshole trims - but only if they straddle the JP log for easier access and better hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 337October 6, 2019 1:13 AM

Can’t connect devices via Bluetooth because he thinks it literally involves a tooth, a blue tooth.

by Anonymousreply 338October 6, 2019 1:19 AM

R338 called the police from a payphone and told them to raid the Equinox steam room after the towel boy fat-shamed him by offering him two beach towels to cover his gut.

by Anonymousreply 339October 6, 2019 1:31 AM

R339 gets to pick out any of his Mandatory 72 hour observation footies on Crazy Sock Day.

by Anonymousreply 340October 6, 2019 1:36 AM

I hooked up with R340 on Grindr and he showed with the hostess gift below.

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by Anonymousreply 341October 6, 2019 1:39 AM

And R341 sold it in ebay plus $5 shipping.

by Anonymousreply 342October 6, 2019 1:44 AM

R342 knows that because he spends his sleepless nights scouring Ebay for lightly used ladies’ XXXL Depends. He wears them like a mask and they take him back to the good old days of giving Mother sponge baths, predigesting her food for her, and dying her hair blue-black. She may not have ever loved him or even liked him but for the first time ever, she [italic]needed[/italic] him.

by Anonymousreply 343October 6, 2019 2:07 AM

r343 is extra.

by Anonymousreply 344October 6, 2019 2:14 AM

R344 is extra ordinary.

by Anonymousreply 345October 6, 2019 2:42 AM

R344 flunked diversity training when he tried to explain that "jew you down" wasn't racist. So he went home and gave his roommate an "indian burn" and then went out with his friends and tried to start a "Chinese fire drill" at a stoplight, but they drove off without him.

by Anonymousreply 346October 6, 2019 2:43 AM

R346 learned yoga to get limber and give himself blow jobs.

by Anonymousreply 347October 6, 2019 3:23 AM

R347 is just jealous that he cannot perform the technique. He tried once, and is is a paraplegic.

by Anonymousreply 348October 6, 2019 3:27 AM

R348 is known for eating dropped taffy and sucking the hairy nuts of 7-11 window shoppers.

by Anonymousreply 349October 6, 2019 3:35 AM

R349 has been reminded a million times, to NO avail, that all women have periods about every four weeks, for three or four days. Blood from inside a woman’s body comes outside from an opening between her legs about every four weeks.

by Anonymousreply 350October 6, 2019 3:37 AM

Sb sebeneleben but Apple doesn’t do racist shit

by Anonymousreply 351October 6, 2019 3:37 AM

I mean, if that was a numerical range it would be odd and confusing

by Anonymousreply 352October 6, 2019 3:39 AM

WTF? Oops, wrong thread. How the hell did I do that?

by Anonymousreply 353October 6, 2019 3:43 AM

R353 lives in the Twilight Zone.

by Anonymousreply 354October 6, 2019 3:54 AM

R354 I absolutely loved your response. I seriously lol Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 355October 6, 2019 6:43 AM

R355 is a suck up.

by Anonymousreply 356October 6, 2019 11:35 AM

R350 doesn't know the difference between blood and endometrium.

by Anonymousreply 357October 6, 2019 2:47 PM

R357's epidermis is showing.

by Anonymousreply 358October 6, 2019 2:49 PM

R358 has no chin so she can't wear party hats.

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by Anonymousreply 359October 6, 2019 2:52 PM

r359 Types old

by Anonymousreply 360October 6, 2019 3:03 PM

R360 was at George Burns' bris.

by Anonymousreply 361October 6, 2019 3:17 PM

What the mohel removed was bigger than what r361 is packing!

by Anonymousreply 362October 6, 2019 3:23 PM

R362 takes a sliver of Entemenn’s because she has a boat of the real stuff stashed in the breakfast room cabinet.

by Anonymousreply 363October 6, 2019 3:26 PM

R363 is the poster who gets a stiffy reading about Chris Watts and how he murdered his little girls and stuffed them in oil drums. I insist early and often that his vaguely special-needs face, dead eyes, and flabby dad bod are "HOT!"

by Anonymousreply 364October 6, 2019 5:07 PM

R364 had a dream she was Nancy Grace and splooged all over grandma's crochet throw pillow.

by Anonymousreply 365October 6, 2019 5:58 PM

R365 is Nancy Grace.

by Anonymousreply 366October 6, 2019 6:54 PM

R366 is Casey "Tot Mom" Anthony.

by Anonymousreply 367October 6, 2019 7:44 PM

R367 watches ID true crime 24/6. On the seventh day, Sunday, he takes a rest and watches Hoarders.

by Anonymousreply 368October 6, 2019 9:17 PM

R368 still tells people, "That's mighty white of you."

by Anonymousreply 369October 6, 2019 9:27 PM

R369 voted for Steve Forbes in the 1996 election and has written his name in every election ever since.

by Anonymousreply 370October 6, 2019 10:08 PM

R370 has a metal "Live, Laugh, Love" cutout for wall art.

by Anonymousreply 371October 6, 2019 10:10 PM

R371 refuses to choose Jif because he is NOT a choosy mom!

by Anonymousreply 372October 6, 2019 10:39 PM

^ Teases the ducks at the park.

by Anonymousreply 373October 6, 2019 11:03 PM

R373 is panicking because she just outgrew her 7XL “Grab Me by My Pussy“ T-shirt and she doesn’t know if she’ll be able find an 8XL.

by Anonymousreply 374October 6, 2019 11:06 PM

R374 is the only man alive to come down with Toxic Shock Syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 375October 6, 2019 11:11 PM

r375 will tell you that he has a swimmer's build. Then when you meet him, you realize it's more like Shelley Winters in The Poseidon Adventure.

by Anonymousreply 376October 6, 2019 11:54 PM

^ Currently has a yeasty prolapse

by Anonymousreply 377October 6, 2019 11:59 PM

R376 will tell you that he has a swimmer’s build. Then when you meet him you realize it’s more like Chrissy Metz in This Is Us.

You’re welcome, R375.

by Anonymousreply 378October 7, 2019 12:02 AM

Thank you very much, R378. I'm sending a thank you box of oversized dildos your way to plug your legendary hole. I'm hoping the 20" diameter model brings you joy.

by Anonymousreply 379October 7, 2019 1:31 AM

R379 has made it her goal to be photographed laughing at every bariatric toilet in the United States.

Little does she know her gastric band has already begun to slip and she’ll be causing them to collapse again in no time.

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by Anonymousreply 380October 7, 2019 2:36 AM

R373 thinks that the funniest thing you will ever see is someone ripping a wig or hairpiece off of someone. They also think that fake hair is somehow relevant; that is how stupid they are.

by Anonymousreply 381October 7, 2019 2:39 AM

R381 told his bff (The one with the WONDERFUL personality) she turned him gay.

She still believes him.

by Anonymousreply 382October 7, 2019 2:52 AM

Hi everyone this is R382 pray for me I’m getting a gastric bypass surgery, because I have uncontrollable hunger pangs. I need serious help. Besides that I’m dealing with a laxative addiction. I need serious help. Oh, yeah I own a pit bull.

by Anonymousreply 383October 7, 2019 3:55 AM

R383 murders your good china with spoon and fork. Yeah, you’re going to scrape the plate again you fuckhead.

by Anonymousreply 384October 7, 2019 5:51 AM

R384 is a fussy, prissy queen whose acquaintances call him "Hyacinth Bucket" behind his back.

by Anonymousreply 385October 7, 2019 11:17 AM

r385 has a Bruce Vilanch haircut.

by Anonymousreply 386October 7, 2019 9:44 PM

R386 has penis envy.

by Anonymousreply 387October 7, 2019 9:46 PM

[quote][R385] has a Bruce Vilanch haircut.

Oh, that's just cold. I mean that is really beyond the pale and uncalled for!

by Anonymousreply 388October 8, 2019 1:03 AM

R388 I agree, how dare you R385 and how disrespectful.

by Anonymousreply 389October 8, 2019 1:07 AM

R385 it’s pronounced BOO-Kay

by Anonymousreply 390October 8, 2019 2:03 AM

R390 partook in a three-way with Roseanne Barr and Bill Barr.

by Anonymousreply 391October 8, 2019 3:27 AM

Aliens refused to anal probe him^.

by Anonymousreply 392October 8, 2019 3:40 AM

R392 is so fat she can't recall what her ankles look like. As if one would forget two coffee cans hobbling to and fro. Clank! Clank!

by Anonymousreply 393October 8, 2019 4:11 AM

R393 and her Picasso-esque eyes...always in profile, yes, the side with the eyes please and thank you.

by Anonymousreply 394October 8, 2019 4:18 AM

R394 makes sure everybody knows she has a gluten intolerance, yet every time she goes to Olive Garden she scarfs down at least 5 baskets of the neverending breadsticks.

by Anonymousreply 395October 8, 2019 4:33 AM

R395 is barred from every all you can eat buffet in his city.

by Anonymousreply 396October 8, 2019 1:01 PM

R396 Has a lovely portrait of this lady in her foyer.

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by Anonymousreply 397October 8, 2019 1:17 PM

R397 posed for that lovely portrait!

by Anonymousreply 398October 8, 2019 1:20 PM

R398 has "Morgellon's" and terrifies everyone in earshot with her bug-eyed recounting of the graphic "symptoms."

by Anonymousreply 399October 8, 2019 1:45 PM

r399 sings "One Night In Bangkok" when he auditions for his community theater production of Oklahoma.

by Anonymousreply 400October 8, 2019 2:10 PM

R400 rocks a combover. You can hardly tell, thanks to the thickening mousse and hair spray!

by Anonymousreply 401October 8, 2019 3:10 PM

R401, drank the Kool-Aid.

by Anonymousreply 402October 8, 2019 6:45 PM

R402 is still drinking Cosmos.

by Anonymousreply 403October 8, 2019 6:50 PM

R403 is neither a grower nor a show-er.

by Anonymousreply 404October 8, 2019 6:51 PM

R404 was just signed up for the next season of Dancing With The Towels.

by Anonymousreply 405October 8, 2019 6:53 PM

R405 tries to win over her fellow cubefrauen by bringing in homemade cookies. Problem is, they always have baked-in cat hair poking out.

by Anonymousreply 406October 8, 2019 7:53 PM

R406 always smells like fried onions.

by Anonymousreply 407October 8, 2019 8:25 PM

R407 still makes Two Girls, One Cup jokes.

by Anonymousreply 408October 8, 2019 9:01 PM

R408 was the cup in Two Girls, One Cup.

by Anonymousreply 409October 8, 2019 9:11 PM

Don't know about girls having tea from one cup, but R407 R408 forgot the teapot. Are they short & stout?

by Anonymousreply 410October 8, 2019 9:25 PM

R408 R409

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by Anonymousreply 411October 8, 2019 9:28 PM

R411 thinks Mrs Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Co is innocent.

by Anonymousreply 412October 8, 2019 10:43 PM

R412's favourite show is Two Broke Girls.

by Anonymousreply 413October 9, 2019 12:28 AM

R413's favorite show is Cop Rock.

by Anonymousreply 414October 9, 2019 2:21 AM

R414 just got out of prison for murdering 20 people. He has no idea all new fascinating TV shows that are now playing.

by Anonymousreply 415October 9, 2019 3:44 AM

R415 will recite tv listings loudly on the bus during rush while eating pudding.

by Anonymousreply 416October 9, 2019 3:52 AM

R416 = pissy little miss who prioritized late-night pineapple binges over bringing the Lil’ Miss Grande Suprême Principessa Royale Cordon Bleu crown home to my mama, WHERE IT FUCKING BELONGED!!!

by Anonymousreply 417October 9, 2019 4:01 AM

R417 Lmao, seriously.

by Anonymousreply 418October 9, 2019 4:22 AM

r418 is Julianne Moore.

by Anonymousreply 419October 9, 2019 7:41 AM

R419 lives off of Little Debbie snack cakes, diet Pepsi and hoards Precious Moment figurines.

by Anonymousreply 420October 9, 2019 8:12 AM

R420's favorite TV chef is Guy Fieri.

by Anonymousreply 421October 9, 2019 11:07 AM

r421 is begging to be one of Ina Garten's snubbed gay friends.

by Anonymousreply 422October 9, 2019 5:55 PM

R422 is one of Ina's snubbed gay friends!

by Anonymousreply 423October 9, 2019 6:07 PM

r423 is always on the lookout for a flattering denim shent that skims effortlessly over her “trouble spots.”

by Anonymousreply 424October 9, 2019 6:14 PM

R424 wears macramé underwear.

by Anonymousreply 425October 9, 2019 6:29 PM

R425, was only able to convince one myopic person they were attractive for the night.

by Anonymousreply 426October 9, 2019 6:31 PM

R426 was that one person.

by Anonymousreply 427October 9, 2019 6:32 PM

r427 steals old ladies' girdles at the Senior Citizen Home where he does the laundry.

by Anonymousreply 428October 9, 2019 6:42 PM

R428 and he buys them and puts on live internet shows showing off his new girdles.

by Anonymousreply 429October 9, 2019 6:53 PM

R429 is one of the guys in the lemon party pic.

by Anonymousreply 430October 9, 2019 8:12 PM

R429 edits R428's video shows.

by Anonymousreply 431October 9, 2019 8:12 PM

R431 has perfected the stop, drop, bend, snap routine but he’s a plumber and don’t show me what you found.

by Anonymousreply 432October 9, 2019 9:26 PM

R432 tries to play it off as ironic or kitschy when his few visitors comment on it, but deep down he just KNOWS his Beanie Baby collection is going to fund his retirement in Palm Springs.

by Anonymousreply 433October 9, 2019 9:42 PM

r433 writes fan letters to Ben Platt telling him that he will not be seeing West Side Story because Ben wasn't chosen to play Tony.

by Anonymousreply 434October 9, 2019 9:47 PM

R434 passes out and leaves rent boys in his cage AGAIN.

by Anonymousreply 435October 9, 2019 9:51 PM

R435 is Mrs. Kravitz, but unfortunately he is not dying of cancer.

by Anonymousreply 436October 9, 2019 10:35 PM

R436 goes to crowded bars on Saturday nights and orders a complicated sugary blender drink. He doesn't tip.

by Anonymousreply 437October 10, 2019 2:26 PM

R438 wrote this from the greenroom of CBS This Morning right before he went on the air to support Trump pulling out of Syria.

by Anonymousreply 438October 10, 2019 3:33 PM

R438 hasn't had a good wank since rotten.com got taken down.

by Anonymousreply 439October 10, 2019 4:04 PM

R439 once ate 27 food shaped refrigerator magnets.

by Anonymousreply 440October 10, 2019 5:47 PM

R440 FFs anyone who threatens his limited intelligence.

by Anonymousreply 441October 10, 2019 8:28 PM

R441 jacks off to piss play videos and 30 seconds after he comes he punches himself in the head repeatedly, screaming homophobic curses at himself.

by Anonymousreply 442October 10, 2019 8:37 PM

R442 is the perfect definition of a douchebro.

by Anonymousreply 443October 10, 2019 11:19 PM

R443 argues with my mother who is still quite dead.

by Anonymousreply 444October 11, 2019 2:37 AM

R444 fantasizes about a threesome with Tucker Ferguson and Sean Hannity.

by Anonymousreply 445October 11, 2019 2:42 AM

Makes slight mouth sucking sounds when eating.

by Anonymousreply 446October 11, 2019 3:09 AM

R446 wishes the sucking sounds she makes didn't only involve food.

by Anonymousreply 447October 11, 2019 3:22 AM

R447, a known booger roller, gets upset when he finds another’s undercover booger.

by Anonymousreply 448October 11, 2019 3:24 AM

R448 is projecting. That’s really what he does.

by Anonymousreply 449October 11, 2019 3:52 AM

R449 doesn't recycle.

by Anonymousreply 450October 11, 2019 4:12 AM

R442 is disappointed that no one has written in to disparage him yet. It’s already been 8 hours since his post, and he’s been checking every 5 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 451October 11, 2019 4:50 AM

R451 doesn't expect people to like him; and he is never disappointed in his expectations.

by Anonymousreply 452October 11, 2019 1:47 PM

R452 accidentally picked up his bottle of smelling salts rather than poppers on his way to the baths.

by Anonymousreply 453October 11, 2019 1:53 PM

R453 heading to the emergency room, because he has a broken off zucchini stuck in his ass.

by Anonymousreply 454October 11, 2019 7:34 PM

r454 is still a bit pissed off that Molly Ringwald got cut from Facts of Life.

by Anonymousreply 455October 11, 2019 8:17 PM

R455 are you psychic?

by Anonymousreply 456October 11, 2019 9:09 PM

R456 is pissed that his Ouija board doesn't work.

by Anonymousreply 457October 11, 2019 9:38 PM

R457 has sexual fantasies involving Trump

by Anonymousreply 458October 12, 2019 12:40 AM

Looks at cupcakes and rubs his crotch.^

by Anonymousreply 459October 12, 2019 4:44 AM

R459 is a compulsive finger-sniffer

by Anonymousreply 460October 12, 2019 7:17 AM

R460 is hoping he inherits Rip Taylor's wigs.

by Anonymousreply 461October 12, 2019 11:24 AM

R460 You are a finger sniffing pussy yourself!

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by Anonymousreply 462October 12, 2019 11:26 AM

OP sucks donkey dick.

by Anonymousreply 463October 12, 2019 12:31 PM

r463 rides the shortbus.

by Anonymousreply 464October 12, 2019 1:06 PM

R464 graduated top of his special ed class.

by Anonymousreply 465October 12, 2019 1:09 PM

R465s apartment reeks of insta-pot and mustard.

by Anonymousreply 466October 12, 2019 2:14 PM

R466 went antiquing this morning and found the one piece missing from his collection!

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by Anonymousreply 467October 12, 2019 4:02 PM

Writes gay porn, pretending to be a man when she’s a woman.

by Anonymousreply 468October 12, 2019 8:48 PM

R458 scissors with Connie Cunaman..

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by Anonymousreply 469October 12, 2019 9:13 PM

R469's neighbor has a son named Joel.

by Anonymousreply 470October 13, 2019 5:39 AM

R470 is the Mike on a Palm Springs getaway.

by Anonymousreply 471October 13, 2019 6:24 AM

R471 is a coffee bore who roasts his own beans and has a special pourover kettle and talks about "terroir" of beans and brings an Aeropress to work, where he clogs up the small kitchen with his lengthy coffee ritual. He believes all of this is a mark of sophistication.

by Anonymousreply 472October 13, 2019 1:44 PM

R472 drinks High Point coffee.

by Anonymousreply 473October 13, 2019 1:47 PM

OP sucks donkey dick

by Anonymousreply 474October 13, 2019 1:58 PM

R474 in her favorite T-shirt.

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by Anonymousreply 475October 13, 2019 2:06 PM

R474 is Eeyore and he's horny as fuck!

by Anonymousreply 476October 13, 2019 2:06 PM

R476 never washes his hands after using the bathroom.

by Anonymousreply 477October 13, 2019 2:38 PM

R477 is a slattern!

by Anonymousreply 478October 13, 2019 3:02 PM

R478 uses toothpaste for lube

by Anonymousreply 479October 13, 2019 3:24 PM

R479 eats his cat's litter

by Anonymousreply 480October 13, 2019 3:26 PM

You're the reason they call us "faggot"

by Anonymousreply 481October 13, 2019 3:28 PM

R481 is the "they" that calls us "faggot." He thinks it's a convincing cover for his secret, compulsive Grindr life.

by Anonymousreply 482October 13, 2019 3:50 PM

R482 uses the passive voice when telling people they don't have the proper documentation for their registration renewal.

by Anonymousreply 483October 13, 2019 5:46 PM

R483 is the cunt that corrects people's grammar, bringing the conversation to a halt and earning the everlasting contempt of everyone she meets.

by Anonymousreply 484October 13, 2019 5:53 PM

R484 attended Toastmasters twice and can't understand why she isn't invited to speak in public.

by Anonymousreply 485October 13, 2019 6:05 PM

R485 asks to speak to the manager. EVERYWHERE.

by Anonymousreply 486October 13, 2019 6:47 PM

R486 thinks he talks with a sexy growl. It’s actually vocal fry with a Simi Valley uptalk: total bottom voice.

by Anonymousreply 487October 13, 2019 7:48 PM

When R487 talks it looks like Kate Spade having a garage sale.

by Anonymousreply 488October 13, 2019 7:51 PM

Did not bring an assortment to a dinner party. Brought Entemann's coffee cake.

by Anonymousreply 489October 13, 2019 8:01 PM

R489 still dials with a pencil.

by Anonymousreply 490October 13, 2019 8:01 PM

^ likes to smell the toilet paper he wipes his ass with.

by Anonymousreply 491October 13, 2019 8:48 PM

R491 is a Log Cabin Republican

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by Anonymousreply 492October 13, 2019 9:40 PM

R492 wishes his toupee looked that good.

by Anonymousreply 493October 14, 2019 2:21 PM

R493 fills his Channel No. 5 bottle with Charlie.

by Anonymousreply 494October 14, 2019 3:16 PM

^^^Chanel

by Anonymousreply 495October 14, 2019 3:16 PM

R499 microwaves fish for lunch in the kitchen at work. Then follows up with a 3 pm snack of microwave popcorn.

by Anonymousreply 496October 14, 2019 4:13 PM

Every nook and cranny of R496 's desk chair seat at work is full of compacted potato chip crumbs, and his cubicle perpetually reeks of a foul smelling fart.

by Anonymousreply 497October 14, 2019 4:38 PM

R496's brain is so pickled from alcoholism that she can't count to 500.

by Anonymousreply 498October 14, 2019 4:53 PM

R492 That guy in the video is what Lady Gaga would look like if she were a Drag King.

by Anonymousreply 499October 14, 2019 10:38 PM

r499 peaked in '83 and has the haircut to prove it.

by Anonymousreply 500October 15, 2019 1:18 AM

R500 babysat Olivia de Havilland.

by Anonymousreply 501October 15, 2019 2:50 AM

R501 recycles anal tampons.

by Anonymousreply 502October 15, 2019 4:50 AM

R502 Best fitted short shorts are actually a king-sized bed skirt. California King.

by Anonymousreply 503October 15, 2019 4:52 AM

R503 shit, he only needs the skirt you need The Who Damn sheet set.

by Anonymousreply 504October 15, 2019 6:35 AM

R504 is certain the mushroom haircut will make a comeback.

by Anonymousreply 505October 15, 2019 8:18 PM

r505 always falls for a Ponzi scheme and is worried she'll lose her beloved double-wide in Wichita.

by Anonymousreply 506October 16, 2019 12:08 AM

R506 wishes she could afford a double-wide.

by Anonymousreply 507October 16, 2019 6:41 AM

R507 wears jean shorts.

by Anonymousreply 508October 16, 2019 6:43 AM

R508 calls Don Burns "daddy" every Friday night.

by Anonymousreply 509October 16, 2019 7:04 AM

R509 is the chairman of the Pence 2024 campaign.

by Anonymousreply 510October 16, 2019 7:19 AM

R510 has invested heavily in Franklin Mint collector plates.

by Anonymousreply 511October 16, 2019 2:06 PM

R511 regularly has sad and shameful wanks to whatever's on the Disney Channel.

by Anonymousreply 512October 16, 2019 2:34 PM

R512 fucks homeless people as community service and gets stuck with the methadone women. Invariably big boned.

by Anonymousreply 513October 16, 2019 5:02 PM

If R513's mother had better aim with that coat hanger we'd all be happier today.

by Anonymousreply 514October 16, 2019 8:21 PM

R514 is blackballed from food delivery by all the neighborhood restaurants because he answers the door nude, with his pierced nipples and his sweaty man-gunt slopping over his grey-haired pud.

by Anonymousreply 515October 16, 2019 10:16 PM

R515 is a slut bag whore who flashes her shit all over town like she's Sharon Stone or something. I mean, let's face it, she's no Sharon Stone.

by Anonymousreply 516October 16, 2019 10:18 PM

R516 is Sharron Stone

by Anonymousreply 517October 16, 2019 11:17 PM

We have photos of R517 wearing the Mary Lou Reston Stars&Stripes leotard (with a nut peeking out of EACH side), but we dare not post. The hair: he got the hair wrong going with that of Mary Lou Henner. He said it was an homage to all that is Mary Lou. Vomit.

by Anonymousreply 518October 17, 2019 4:29 AM

Microwaves his sushi

by Anonymousreply 519October 17, 2019 6:01 AM

r520 single-handedly murdered this thread and then defecated on it.

by Anonymousreply 520October 17, 2019 6:10 AM

^And yet, here you are.

by Anonymousreply 521October 17, 2019 7:41 AM

R521 is the Something-Really-REALLY-Big-Is-About-to-Happen-In-the-White-House-According-to-a-Reliable-Source, Any-Second-Now-and-It's-Bigger-Than-Impeachment, Much-MUCH-Bigger, Just-You-Wait Troll.

by Anonymousreply 522October 17, 2019 4:39 PM

R522 tells people suffering from blindness that they have big feet.

by Anonymousreply 523October 17, 2019 5:14 PM

R523 hates watching Columbo because he can never figure out who the killer is.

by Anonymousreply 524October 17, 2019 6:56 PM

R524 posts incredibly juicy blind items that could shake Hollywood to its very foundations, but will never reveal the subject.

In other words, R524 is a bored, elderly shut-in who makes up shit for attention.

by Anonymousreply 525October 17, 2019 7:04 PM

r525 emptied his IRA account to buy tickets to all of Madonna's recent NYC concerts.

by Anonymousreply 526October 17, 2019 9:13 PM

R526 will only buy art from sickly-looking artists.

by Anonymousreply 527October 18, 2019 11:47 PM

R527 tried to roofee Bill Cosby

by Anonymousreply 528October 19, 2019 1:17 AM

R527 tried to roofee Bill Cosby

by Anonymousreply 529October 19, 2019 1:17 AM

r529 is only able to get laid when he goes to jail.

by Anonymousreply 530October 19, 2019 1:26 AM

R530’s designated black friend lets him use the n word.

by Anonymousreply 531October 19, 2019 9:59 AM

r531 would let his favorite diva or straight male celeb call him the F word and curb stomp him.

by Anonymousreply 532October 19, 2019 10:43 AM

Do you know those little brushes that you use for cleaning tall glasses? They sit on that in private.^

by Anonymousreply 533October 19, 2019 7:12 PM

^*vag odor*

by Anonymousreply 534October 19, 2019 7:35 PM

As said^

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by Anonymousreply 535October 19, 2019 11:11 PM

R535 beqweefs aisle five - clearing its way towards sour patch kids and car deodorizer.

by Anonymousreply 536October 20, 2019 2:34 AM

R536 leaves the house in curlers!

by Anonymousreply 537October 21, 2019 9:38 PM

R537 uses The heirloom scissors to cut her guests’ salad dressing packets.

by Anonymousreply 538October 22, 2019 7:03 AM

R538 uses the bidet to wash his feet.

by Anonymousreply 539October 22, 2019 5:22 PM

R539: mouthwash re-user who tastes the minty freshness through the bits.

by Anonymousreply 540October 23, 2019 2:23 AM

R540 favorite brand of toothpaste is Vagisil.

by Anonymousreply 541October 23, 2019 3:24 AM

R541's hands smell like Preparation H.

by Anonymousreply 542October 23, 2019 1:21 PM

R542 killed this thread.

by Anonymousreply 543October 29, 2019 9:04 PM

R543 resurrects dead threads while adding nothing.

by Anonymousreply 544October 29, 2019 9:08 PM

R544 still feathers his hair.

by Anonymousreply 545October 29, 2019 9:10 PM

At least R544 has hair to feather. The only hair R545 has left are huge, unruly tufts in his ears and nostrils.

by Anonymousreply 546October 29, 2019 9:13 PM

R546 has an unrequited crush on R544.

by Anonymousreply 547October 29, 2019 9:14 PM

R547

Is the gayling that "back in the times" did not know how to wash properly his ass.

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by Anonymousreply 548October 29, 2019 9:22 PM

R548 is late for his ESL class.

by Anonymousreply 549October 29, 2019 9:29 PM

Overly sensitive queens. Can dish it but can't take it.

by Anonymousreply 550October 29, 2019 9:41 PM

R549 drives a Leaf which is the exact same as the Prius. Yes, it is.

And r550 nests tissue for his public toilet soirées.

by Anonymousreply 551October 29, 2019 9:43 PM

R551 gets hysterical anytime someone points out his thinning hair.

by Anonymousreply 552October 29, 2019 10:33 PM

^ R552 sent a dick pic and got arrested for distributing kiddie po.rn.

by Anonymousreply 553October 30, 2019 1:05 AM

R553. Loves this lady.

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by Anonymousreply 554October 30, 2019 1:17 AM

R554 just posted her fave selfie

by Anonymousreply 555October 30, 2019 1:45 AM

R555 is in charge of Stevie Wonder’s weave.

What THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

by Anonymousreply 556October 30, 2019 1:50 AM

R556 is off its meds.

by Anonymousreply 557October 30, 2019 2:37 AM

R557 talks incessantly to coworkers about her "cooter"

by Anonymousreply 558October 30, 2019 6:18 AM

R557 sold its Suboxone way too early in the month. Don’t worry; candy on the first!

by Anonymousreply 559October 30, 2019 6:19 AM

R556 is an obese shut-in subsisting on disability and the pathetic validation he gets from contributing his vitriol to every woke Twitter and Tumblr pile-on.

by Anonymousreply 560October 30, 2019 3:15 PM

R559 uses tampons to stem his anal leakage.

by Anonymousreply 561October 30, 2019 4:14 PM

R561 vapes when no crack around.

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by Anonymousreply 562October 31, 2019 1:33 AM

R561 Uses Toppik, but the wrong color.

by Anonymousreply 563October 31, 2019 1:39 AM

R563 dyes his pubic hair to look youthful.

by Anonymousreply 564October 31, 2019 12:54 PM

^ is sobbing right now because she still can't fit into any of her z cavaricci jeans in her closet, all these decades later.

by Anonymousreply 565October 31, 2019 4:30 PM

R565 reaks of Drakar Noir

by Anonymousreply 566October 31, 2019 6:58 PM

R566 is Jeff Goldblum's sad, gay brother living the last 20 years of his life in their parents' basement.

by Anonymousreply 567October 31, 2019 7:18 PM

R567 is Jeff Goldblum living his the last 20 years of his life in the public eye.

by Anonymousreply 568October 31, 2019 9:33 PM

Fetid shit eating diseased sociopathic shit encrusted loathsome Nazi pedo cunt fuck

by Anonymousreply 569November 2, 2019 11:56 PM

Dropped towel in locker room while changing.^

by Anonymousreply 570November 3, 2019 1:15 AM

....

by Anonymousreply 571November 3, 2019 1:50 AM

R569's tourettes has not prevented him from growing to 350 pounds.

by Anonymousreply 572November 3, 2019 3:59 AM

R572 is Dr. Now

by Anonymousreply 573November 3, 2019 2:50 PM

R573 uses indecipherable abbreviations on DataLounge. YKWIM?

by Anonymousreply 574November 3, 2019 3:20 PM

R574 Suffers from incurable Balanitis, which is rare in FTM.

by Anonymousreply 575November 3, 2019 3:52 PM

No need to concern yourself r575, since you only hump little donkeys.

by Anonymousreply 576November 3, 2019 4:17 PM

R576 is not permitted within 100 yards of the local petting zoo.

by Anonymousreply 577November 3, 2019 5:55 PM

r577. Confused why Caitlyn's crotch doesn't show camel toe.

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by Anonymousreply 578November 3, 2019 6:02 PM

R578 is so dumb he thought a quarterback was a refund.

by Anonymousreply 579November 3, 2019 6:09 PM

R579 routinely asks for price checks at Dollar Tree

by Anonymousreply 580November 4, 2019 3:42 AM

Dresses up as Princess Margaret as soon as he gets home from his job at American Girl Store.

by Anonymousreply 581November 4, 2019 3:55 AM

R581, that wasn't even remotely funny or witty.

by Anonymousreply 582November 4, 2019 4:03 AM

R582 went to Pep Boys when her boyfriend told her he wanted a rim job

by Anonymousreply 583November 4, 2019 6:25 AM

^Spreads wax paper on his floor, gets nude, pours ketchup all over himself, rolls around, shakes, and shouts "I am "french fry"!

by Anonymousreply 584November 4, 2019 8:54 AM

R584 masturbates to Eric Trump.

by Anonymousreply 585November 4, 2019 12:20 PM

Bought a pair of Rudy Giuliani's used Depends at a celebrity auction.

by Anonymousreply 586November 7, 2019 3:09 AM

R586 rimmed Roy Cohn when he had anal warts.

by Anonymousreply 587November 7, 2019 1:39 PM

r587 is so fat, she has Chrissy Metz's photo on her weight loss vision board.

by Anonymousreply 588November 7, 2019 1:44 PM

R588 learned how to binge but never got the hang of purging.

by Anonymousreply 589November 7, 2019 1:47 PM

R589 is an aggressive driver. Move out the way!

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by Anonymousreply 590November 8, 2019 11:30 PM

^ is a mouth breather

by Anonymousreply 591November 9, 2019 12:10 AM

^Uses a clothesline

by Anonymousreply 592November 9, 2019 12:27 AM

R592 and his conjoined twin at R591 never learned to format their posts.

by Anonymousreply 593November 9, 2019 11:14 AM

R593 is the Welp Troll.

by Anonymousreply 594November 9, 2019 11:25 AM

R594 likes to eat at the Chili's because he loves exotic food.

by Anonymousreply 595November 9, 2019 11:41 AM

I don't care about your rule, OP. I find R594 to be far more of an asshole than R595

by Anonymousreply 596November 9, 2019 2:10 PM

Well this was an educational topic.

by Anonymousreply 597November 9, 2019 2:50 PM

R597, is accustomed to DL normally being an Algonquin Table when he's not perusing the "presenting holes" thread.

by Anonymousreply 598November 9, 2019 2:54 PM

Sans the comma

by Anonymousreply 599November 9, 2019 2:55 PM

Damn it! Roundtable.

by Anonymousreply 600November 9, 2019 2:55 PM
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