Starting with me!
Write something nasty about the poster above you.
by Anonymous | reply 601 | November 9, 2019 2:55 PM |
You’re not above me.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | October 1, 2019 9:58 PM |
R1 has an inferiority complex.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | October 1, 2019 10:00 PM |
R2 Queefs uncontrollably.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | October 1, 2019 10:04 PM |
R3 hasn't seen his own dick in years!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | October 1, 2019 10:05 PM |
R4 secretly listens to "The Faithtones"
by Anonymous | reply 5 | October 1, 2019 10:06 PM |
r6 lives in his mother's basement and obsesses about the DL hot dad next door.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | October 1, 2019 10:08 PM |
R6 is a snitch
by Anonymous | reply 7 | October 1, 2019 10:09 PM |
lol you bitches already messed it up
by Anonymous | reply 8 | October 1, 2019 10:11 PM |
R8 voted for Trump
by Anonymous | reply 9 | October 1, 2019 10:12 PM |
r8 eats bloody stools
by Anonymous | reply 10 | October 1, 2019 10:12 PM |
R8, your gene pool could use a little more chlorine. x
by Anonymous | reply 11 | October 1, 2019 10:12 PM |
R6 takes self loathing to a new level.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | October 1, 2019 10:12 PM |
r10 is the scat troll.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | October 1, 2019 10:13 PM |
R13 is tardy to the party
by Anonymous | reply 14 | October 1, 2019 10:13 PM |
So does r9
by Anonymous | reply 15 | October 1, 2019 10:13 PM |
R15 is rhubarb lady.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | October 1, 2019 10:18 PM |
^ Mug cradler
by Anonymous | reply 17 | October 1, 2019 10:19 PM |
R16's father smelt of elderberries.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | October 1, 2019 10:19 PM |
R18’s more inbred than a sandwich. x
by Anonymous | reply 19 | October 1, 2019 10:20 PM |
^ worships Andy Cohen
by Anonymous | reply 20 | October 1, 2019 10:26 PM |
R20 has had more cocks than Frank Perdue.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | October 1, 2019 10:28 PM |
R21 suffers from anal leakage.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | October 1, 2019 10:39 PM |
R22 gives a lousy blowjob
by Anonymous | reply 23 | October 1, 2019 10:42 PM |
R23 is scared of anal
by Anonymous | reply 24 | October 1, 2019 10:45 PM |
^'s mom still has scabs on her cunt from pushing his fat ass out.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | October 1, 2019 10:47 PM |
R25 puts raisins in his potato salad
by Anonymous | reply 26 | October 1, 2019 10:48 PM |
^has no idea she's had a psychotic break and--plot twist---IS R24's mama.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | October 1, 2019 10:48 PM |
R27 has been cited for poor punctuation skills.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | October 1, 2019 10:56 PM |
^ ruined my assessment of r27 by being the punctuation troll.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | October 1, 2019 10:57 PM |
R29, drains his pasta.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | October 1, 2019 11:06 PM |
R30 is the wrong kind of fat whore.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | October 1, 2019 11:08 PM |
R31 is projecting.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | October 1, 2019 11:09 PM |
R32 has only had a 49 load weekend.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | October 1, 2019 11:11 PM |
Somewhere, R33’s mother is pouring herself another drink and wondering when her son is going to come to his senses and swallow some Drano.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | October 1, 2019 11:11 PM |
R34 knows his father. In the Biblical sense.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | October 1, 2019 11:12 PM |
OP sucks donkey dick.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | October 1, 2019 11:19 PM |
R36 has trouble following instructions.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | October 1, 2019 11:22 PM |
R37 makes sure the teacher knows who’s screwing-up.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 1, 2019 11:26 PM |
R38 is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 1, 2019 11:27 PM |
R39 is a theif and a shitkicker!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 1, 2019 11:39 PM |
R40 is fat enough already!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 1, 2019 11:40 PM |
r125 blows hobos for quarters.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 1, 2019 11:42 PM |
r41 kicks the neighbors little dog
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 1, 2019 11:43 PM |
DL is the only place where r43 has a guy on top of him. Poor thing.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 1, 2019 11:44 PM |
R43 is a mincing prisspot.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 1, 2019 11:44 PM |
R43 licks the neighbor's little dog.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 1, 2019 11:44 PM |
Nobody seems to like R43.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 1, 2019 11:47 PM |
R48 is the “summertheater” poster on All That Chat
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 1, 2019 11:47 PM |
R48 is president of the Poo Shoes Fan Club.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 1, 2019 11:48 PM |
Er.....R47
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 1, 2019 11:48 PM |
no one likes r47 either
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 1, 2019 11:51 PM |
No one seems to know R51.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 1, 2019 11:57 PM |
Everyone that told you they loved you was lying, R52. x
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 1, 2019 11:59 PM |
^ Wears white after Labor Day
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 2, 2019 12:00 AM |
R54 Doesn't wipe (and also calls soft drinks "pop")
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 2, 2019 12:02 AM |
Buck would never post what R55 did.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 2, 2019 12:05 AM |
No, because Buck would murder both of you. Don’t fuck with Buck.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 2, 2019 12:14 AM |
R57 just got the latest version of AIDS and is spreading it to everyone she speeds her hole for. Avoid!
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 2, 2019 12:15 AM |
^Doesn’t vaccinate her rabid crotchfruit!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 2, 2019 12:28 AM |
My bathmat means more to me than R59
by Anonymous | reply 60 | October 2, 2019 12:29 AM |
R59 your pussy stinks so bad we had to fumigate this thread. Close your fucking legs.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | October 2, 2019 12:30 AM |
Licks ice cream in containers and puts them back in grocery store freezer
by Anonymous | reply 62 | October 2, 2019 12:31 AM |
R62 is Miss Lindsey's dirty secret
by Anonymous | reply 63 | October 2, 2019 12:38 AM |
R63 [italic]rinses [/italic] his pasta.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | October 2, 2019 12:41 AM |
R64 makes pasta in an Instant Pot.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | October 2, 2019 12:43 AM |
The best part of r65 came down his dad's leg.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | October 2, 2019 12:46 AM |
R65 refuses to testify before Congress.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | October 2, 2019 12:47 AM |
^ puts generic mustard in a Grey Poupon jar.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | October 2, 2019 12:48 AM |
R68 is a serial killer. The worst one on record that should be.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | October 2, 2019 12:50 AM |
R69 = abortion survivor. x
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 2, 2019 12:53 AM |
^^ ^^ calls sauce "gravy"
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 2, 2019 12:55 AM |
^has gravy oozing out his asshole from too many french fries.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 2, 2019 1:32 AM |
I'm sorry but r58 is a total failure
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 2, 2019 1:39 AM |
^^^ types fat.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 2, 2019 2:01 AM |
R74 is not very original.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 2, 2019 2:03 AM |
R75 - your mother sucks cocks in hell. x
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 2, 2019 2:10 AM |
Your mother munches rugs in hell, R76.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 2, 2019 2:21 AM |
R77’s Mother has no teeth so has to “gum” her food.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 2, 2019 2:24 AM |
R76/77 At least you had a mother, even if she was a freaking, gobbling whore.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 2, 2019 2:25 AM |
R80's earrings clash with her caftan
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 2, 2019 3:00 AM |
R81 only fleets until murky amber.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 2, 2019 3:02 AM |
R82 your Mother, who is now your Father, called he needs his bright orange polyester leisure suit back. He is afraid your fat ass will rip out the crotch.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 2, 2019 3:07 AM |
Secretly obsesses that his little hands and fingers, combined with his tiny feet expose his erect 3incher.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 2, 2019 3:16 AM |
R84 at least I can get it up and keep it up. Your boyfriend told me your micro penis can no longer get hard. He comes to my house to actually get some good dick.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 2, 2019 3:19 AM |
^^^ has never had an erection
by Anonymous | reply 86 | October 2, 2019 3:19 AM |
R86 is too obsessed with his penis. He knows he is unable to maintain an erection, and he has to show his inadequacy by his daunting ‘erection’ posts. If you need pictures of what your limp penis should look like erect, let me know. I can post pictures of your fathers hard penis and his still works magnificently.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | October 2, 2019 3:24 AM |
R87 uses wire hangers.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | October 2, 2019 3:26 AM |
r88 relies on ancient cultural references to prove his gay bona fides.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | October 2, 2019 3:32 AM |
R89 Is a white guy who speaks like Cardi B
by Anonymous | reply 90 | October 2, 2019 3:43 AM |
R90 Thinks alligators would make good sentries in the Mexican desert.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | October 2, 2019 3:48 AM |
R91 wears Crocs
by Anonymous | reply 92 | October 2, 2019 3:50 AM |
R92 is a meth junkie and used to date 40 different men at a time. He is now in Sexual Addiction therapy and his body is diseased with many STD’s.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | October 2, 2019 3:58 AM |
R92 dips his grease fire scabs in mayo as an appetizer.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | October 2, 2019 3:58 AM |
R94 Well smell her
by Anonymous | reply 95 | October 2, 2019 3:58 AM |
R95 pussy is so filled with yeast and crusty snatch juices that many loaves of bread could easily be baked. Although, they would not be edible.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | October 2, 2019 4:06 AM |
Although she claims the loaves are not edible, R95 would eat that bread after she spread it with thick layers of crusty snatch juices.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | October 2, 2019 4:14 AM |
Lordt “crusty snatch juices” is my new, favorite phrase. Also, R97, your rough, scarred prostate is so enlarged that your usual Friday massage whore can’t fit her puss-oozing cockles up your mangina.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | October 2, 2019 4:20 AM |
R98 thinks Chic-fil-A is just the best!
by Anonymous | reply 99 | October 2, 2019 4:27 AM |
R98 I’m happy to hear at least someone likes my comments. Lmao!
by Anonymous | reply 100 | October 2, 2019 4:27 AM |
R97 exactly!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | October 2, 2019 4:28 AM |
R97 is a kiss ass.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | October 2, 2019 4:32 AM |
Oops, I meant R99, but R97 is a kiss ass, too.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | October 2, 2019 4:32 AM |
Oops, R97 is not a kiss ass, R101 is the kiss ass. I have no comment on R97.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | October 2, 2019 4:34 AM |
R104 is even more of a confuse, eldergay, loose-booty slut than R103
by Anonymous | reply 105 | October 2, 2019 4:36 AM |
R104 is so confused he doesn’t know which way is up. He is feeling very faint and dehydrated after his very explosive diarrhea episodes tonight. He’s trying to hold his diarrhea in, but then he gets diarrhea of the mouth. Clorox works great on poop filled walls, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 106 | October 2, 2019 4:37 AM |
I got off without being insulted, you silly sluts! Haha! Wait...
by Anonymous | reply 107 | October 2, 2019 4:40 AM |
R106, if you were my OP I would spike your tea with arsenic.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | October 2, 2019 4:40 AM |
[R108] dreams of a threesome with Eric and Don Jr., but would happily settle for tossing Trump's salad.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | October 2, 2019 4:41 AM |
R105 I see you traveling to Africa and for the first few days you love your vacation. Then you are stalked by a Cape buffalo. The buffalo chews off all your fingers and toes, and eats your left leg. Just when you feel you will survive a Hippopotamus humps your leg then eats you.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | October 2, 2019 6:37 AM |
^ Was harpooned off the coast of Japan.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | October 2, 2019 7:07 AM |
R111 shows off her fancy footwear at Bellagio
by Anonymous | reply 112 | October 2, 2019 7:11 AM |
R112 has no flavah!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | October 2, 2019 7:14 AM |
screen action shot taken of R113. I know you’re speechless, as am I.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | October 2, 2019 7:18 AM |
r114 has been known to mistake cilantro for parsley, thus ruining many of his signature dishes
by Anonymous | reply 115 | October 2, 2019 7:28 AM |
Speaking of signature dishes, r115 has tasted Erna's prolapse.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | October 2, 2019 7:29 AM |
Heaven forbid you taste r116 's gigantic fearsome prolapse
by Anonymous | reply 117 | October 2, 2019 7:32 AM |
All of you know nothing about signature dishes or food. I am the KING of the Food Network. STFU cunts.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | October 2, 2019 7:36 AM |
OMG, R118 IS my gigantic fearsome prolapse!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | October 2, 2019 7:41 AM |
R119 buys cheap wine.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | October 2, 2019 8:22 AM |
R120 just got back from Aldi and all he bought was a gallon of Crisco and latex gloves.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | October 2, 2019 10:27 AM |
^Goes on racist rants outside CVS. When police 👮 take her bag, it’s stuffed with Xtra large leak proof depends, extra strength Vagisal, a loaded gun, black hair dye & CONCEALER!!
by Anonymous | reply 122 | October 2, 2019 12:37 PM |
R122 spends his weekends covering up all the glory holes in his city.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | October 2, 2019 12:47 PM |
R123 has an invaginated penis.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | October 2, 2019 1:01 PM |
R124 goes to Jocelyn Wildenstein's surgeon.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | October 2, 2019 1:06 PM |
R125 has nothing nice to say about anybody.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | October 2, 2019 1:25 PM |
R126 wears black shoes with a brown belt.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | October 2, 2019 1:32 PM |
r127 has hair on his back and in his nostrils.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | October 2, 2019 1:36 PM |
R128 is wearing his toupee on backwards.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | October 2, 2019 1:44 PM |
R129 is so fat she has four assholes.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | October 2, 2019 1:49 PM |
R130 got a refund from Jenny Craig.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | October 2, 2019 1:52 PM |
^ her chubby chaser boyfriend/manic enabler disappeared after she had Dr Now’s surgery.
Now she’s left with garlands of fat & a new annoying uppity attitude!
by Anonymous | reply 132 | October 2, 2019 2:01 PM |
R132 Big as a house!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | October 2, 2019 2:02 PM |
132 has. A secret black voice that sounds more like Chester Cheeto. You may think it’s southern but that one comes with a handheld fan.
by Anonymous | reply 134 | October 2, 2019 2:05 PM |
OP still sucks donkey dick
by Anonymous | reply 135 | October 2, 2019 2:06 PM |
R135, could teach people how to suck donkey dick. S/he's the only professor in the topic.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | October 2, 2019 2:08 PM |
R136 sucks at sucking donkey dick
by Anonymous | reply 137 | October 2, 2019 2:17 PM |
[R137] regularly takes two donkey dicks round the rear, and still has room for a third.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | October 2, 2019 2:21 PM |
R138 - Look at your hair. All ratted up like a teenage Jezebel.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | October 2, 2019 2:23 PM |
R139 can't grow facial hair.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | October 2, 2019 2:24 PM |
R140 is UNCUT!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 141 | October 2, 2019 2:35 PM |
R141 has phimosis but still thinks he's a hot fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 142 | October 2, 2019 2:36 PM |
R142 was gardening naked and fell on a zucchini abd it broke off in his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 143 | October 2, 2019 4:11 PM |
R143 is still paying off several Saturday night drunk-shopping sprees on QVC.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | October 2, 2019 4:25 PM |
R144 doesn’t realize he has Alzheimer’s and lives in a dream world. He is constantly making things up about others.
by Anonymous | reply 145 | October 2, 2019 4:28 PM |
R145 is telling you now so he doesn't have to tell you later.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | October 2, 2019 4:33 PM |
r146 is a damn nutloaf lover!
by Anonymous | reply 147 | October 2, 2019 4:41 PM |
R147 wears cheap, ill-fitting caftans from Lillian Vernon.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | October 2, 2019 4:42 PM |
There isn’t a donkey dick on the planet that wants R138 to suck it.
So suck it, R138.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | October 2, 2019 5:01 PM |
R149 is R138 and regularly takes not just donkey dick but abominable snowman dick. R149 also has a collection of every booger he's ever picked; mounted, framed, and labeled with the date and lining the walls of his den. So far, the collection numbers 50 framed boogar collections, one for each year since he turned 14.
by Anonymous | reply 150 | October 2, 2019 5:08 PM |
R150 is clearly triggered and trying to forget his days of breeding donkey’s. .
by Anonymous | reply 151 | October 2, 2019 5:19 PM |
R151 collects Hummel figurines, which are dusted every Sunday, and the few souls that set foot in his apartment are given a forced 30-minute narrated tour of the collection.
No one ever visits him more than once.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | October 2, 2019 5:21 PM |
I'm going to break the rules and write about the OP.
You're a shut in old gay who has nothing better to do then make up IDIOTIC threads. Oh wait...that's me!
by Anonymous | reply 153 | October 2, 2019 5:25 PM |
R153 I’m going to now break OP’s rules and give him a compliment.
OP, I just think your the bestest OP ever. I love your creativity and it’s such a fun thread. I clearly love thinking outside the box. Thank you!
by Anonymous | reply 154 | October 2, 2019 5:29 PM |
OP through R154 are all Incest Survivors, which are the worst types of people.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | October 2, 2019 5:32 PM |
R155 and your the PERPETRATOR!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | October 2, 2019 5:34 PM |
R156 You’re, not your.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | October 2, 2019 5:35 PM |
You're a cunt R157!
by Anonymous | reply 158 | October 2, 2019 6:10 PM |
You're cuntier [R158]!
by Anonymous | reply 159 | October 2, 2019 6:40 PM |
R159 is the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted!
by Anonymous | reply 160 | October 2, 2019 6:49 PM |
R159 you’re the cuntiest cuntstipated cunt EVER!
by Anonymous | reply 161 | October 2, 2019 6:49 PM |
R161 writes abysmal, unoriginal puns, and like Trump is most likely projecting his own issues, namely constipation.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | October 2, 2019 6:51 PM |
R162 oh it’s on now... comparing me to Frump. I only wish I was constipated, just so I could hold my poop In until I find you. I will then poop in a bag, light in and then ring your door bell.
See, it helps to be constipated. The longer the wait... the greater the reward.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | October 2, 2019 6:58 PM |
R163 is secretly an incel.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | October 2, 2019 7:17 PM |
R163 is Erna.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | October 2, 2019 7:20 PM |
Has untreatable stage 4 Vaginosis. When she opens the door, her dogs run out in front of cars!
by Anonymous | reply 166 | October 2, 2019 7:27 PM |
^ Is actually a fucking blob fish in disguise.
by Anonymous | reply 167 | October 2, 2019 7:37 PM |
R166 has Mad Cow Disease
[quote] A human version of mad cow disease called variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD) is believed to be caused by eating beef products contaminated with central nervous system tissue, such as brain and spinal cord, from cattle infected with mad cow disease.
I’ll say no more... just RIP.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | October 2, 2019 7:38 PM |
R168 is an Anglophobe.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | October 2, 2019 7:42 PM |
R168 has four cats: Miss Fluffybottom, Miss Fancypants, Miss Prissypaws, and Miss Fuzzyface. Each cat has an Instagram account that is frequently updated with lengthy "adorable" anecdotes and photos of the cat wearing various cunning handmade costumes, dyed fur streaks, jewelry, glasses, etc. Coworkers are repeatedly reminded to subscribe to these accounts.
R168 will one day slip on a spilled spot of Fancy Feast and will be sniffed at, then eaten by the cats as he lies on the floor, immobile.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | October 2, 2019 7:46 PM |
r170 is a dumb bitch who doesn't know how to check to see if someone posted while she was typing.
by Anonymous | reply 171 | October 2, 2019 7:53 PM |
R171 is a mug-cradling frau who comes here to stan for Timothée.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | October 2, 2019 8:05 PM |
R172 spreads his smegma cheese on Ritz crackers for a snack.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | October 2, 2019 8:08 PM |
R170 I love you. 😘
by Anonymous | reply 174 | October 2, 2019 8:08 PM |
R174 was looking in a mirror when he said that
by Anonymous | reply 175 | October 2, 2019 8:16 PM |
R175 told me I could only go once around the garden.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | October 2, 2019 8:18 PM |
R176 thinks no one knows that he's drinking secretly at work, starting with hair of the dog in his morning coffee thermos. The truth is, he reeks of booze. The smell seeps out of every pore.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | October 2, 2019 8:21 PM |
R177 blew Richard Speck!
by Anonymous | reply 178 | October 2, 2019 8:23 PM |
R178 doesn’t know who Richard Speck even is.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | October 2, 2019 8:25 PM |
R178 posting a photo for those not in the know of Richard Speck, he was a 8 count murderer.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | October 2, 2019 8:27 PM |
R180 fussy bottom detail queen
by Anonymous | reply 181 | October 2, 2019 9:45 PM |
R180 has a fetish with serial killers.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | October 2, 2019 9:46 PM |
R182 is slow
by Anonymous | reply 183 | October 2, 2019 9:48 PM |
R183 is known for being loose, loud, and a carrier of social diseases.
But he does make us laugh, on occasion, when he shows off his prolapsed anus.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | October 2, 2019 9:54 PM |
r184 has a blow-up that looks like Pompeo. All that helium waste.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | October 2, 2019 9:58 PM |
R150 weeps, WEEPS when he thinks of all those donkey dicks he will never be allowed to suck, though he longs for it so.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | October 2, 2019 9:59 PM |
R186 is as bad as giving head as he is at following the rules. Do NOT let him near your dick!
by Anonymous | reply 187 | October 2, 2019 10:01 PM |
R187 believes you only need to shower/bathe once a week.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | October 2, 2019 10:05 PM |
R188 "is 50 and looks 25."
Translation: is 62 and looks 72.
by Anonymous | reply 189 | October 2, 2019 10:07 PM |
R189 tried to perform oral sex on me while I was passed out drunk on his couch. Thank goodness I woke up and stopped him. What a pervert!
by Anonymous | reply 190 | October 2, 2019 10:11 PM |
R190 demands to be addressed as "They/Them."
It's not much of a stretch since they're the size of two portly men fused together.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | October 2, 2019 10:20 PM |
R191's preferred pronoun is "asshole".
by Anonymous | reply 192 | October 2, 2019 10:54 PM |
R192 drinks warm milk before bed.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | October 2, 2019 11:00 PM |
R193 is a native of Wheeling, West Virginia, but spells "colour" with a u and crosses his 7's.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | October 2, 2019 11:03 PM |
R194 lives in a trailer in Alabama
by Anonymous | reply 195 | October 2, 2019 11:14 PM |
R195 knows because she had an outcall there last night.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | October 2, 2019 11:17 PM |
R196 makes his mimosas with Tang and Baby Duck.
by Anonymous | reply 197 | October 2, 2019 11:18 PM |
R197 once gave a lap dance to Michael Alig's mother, Elke for Peter Gatien's amusement.
by Anonymous | reply 198 | October 2, 2019 11:21 PM |
R198 used the same condom more than once.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | October 2, 2019 11:23 PM |
R199 also uses the same condom more than once but he turns it inside out.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | October 2, 2019 11:25 PM |
R200 talked Lucy put of every goddamned thing she ever wanted to do.
by Anonymous | reply 201 | October 2, 2019 11:25 PM |
R201 is fuming, because no one knows who the fuck Lucy is...
by Anonymous | reply 202 | October 2, 2019 11:26 PM |
R202 is poz, but you'd never know it from his Grindr profile.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | October 2, 2019 11:27 PM |
R203 is the infamous Lucy.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | October 2, 2019 11:29 PM |
R204 licks toilet seats.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | October 2, 2019 11:34 PM |
R205 spends his time eating my shit after I pooped and licked the toilet. The real fool is him, because he can’t leave until the out house is emptied by his mouth.
by Anonymous | reply 206 | October 2, 2019 11:36 PM |
R206 is the Scat Troll.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | October 2, 2019 11:38 PM |
^is in awe over VP Pence’s accomplishments.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | October 2, 2019 11:40 PM |
R208 is proud of his "manly musk." In reality, the machines near him at the gym are always suspiciously unused because he doesn't wipe properly and everyone can tell.
by Anonymous | reply 209 | October 2, 2019 11:59 PM |
R209 wears a MAGA hat and not ironically.
by Anonymous | reply 210 | October 3, 2019 12:04 AM |
r210 has worms
by Anonymous | reply 211 | October 3, 2019 12:06 AM |
R210 is right now wearing a soaked, full Depends, but it's so hard to get up and waddle over to the bathroom that he's decided to sit in it for a couple more hours.
by Anonymous | reply 212 | October 3, 2019 12:07 AM |
R212 spreads smegma on Ritz crackers and calls it an appetizer.
by Anonymous | reply 213 | October 3, 2019 12:12 AM |
is so ugly that he makes onions cry.
by Anonymous | reply 214 | October 3, 2019 12:22 AM |
R213 is that pretentious queen who makes his own doilies and drapes furniture in plastic. The latter is great for when he has the runs but let's not talk about what happened at his last smart dinner party...
by Anonymous | reply 215 | October 3, 2019 12:23 AM |
R213 has excess phlegm!
by Anonymous | reply 216 | October 3, 2019 12:31 AM |
R216 killed both the Christmas Mouse and Darryl.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | October 3, 2019 12:33 AM |
R217 pays for men to fart in his face after stepping on it with their dirty athlete's foot infected feet.
by Anonymous | reply 218 | October 3, 2019 12:38 AM |
R218 should have said yeast infected.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | October 3, 2019 12:38 AM |
R219 is a Furry and attends the convention every year.
by Anonymous | reply 220 | October 3, 2019 12:40 AM |
R220 can't afford Netflix, Hulu, or basic cable, so he feverishly reads recaps on his iPhone 4 as soon as the episode is over so he can fit in with the "cool kids" at work the next day.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | October 3, 2019 12:44 AM |
R221 has never had sufficient.
by Anonymous | reply 222 | October 3, 2019 12:46 AM |
R222 is a proud and obedient member of Noodles and Beef's pup pack.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | October 3, 2019 12:49 AM |
R187 is even LESS worthy to suck donkey dick than anyone here.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | October 3, 2019 12:59 AM |
r223 volunteered to sniff the jocks of Noodle and Beef's pup back-- and was politely declined.
by Anonymous | reply 225 | October 3, 2019 1:00 AM |
R224 is so absolutely hooked on drugs they installed a Hickman line in his chest. I give him a week left to live.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | October 3, 2019 1:05 AM |
R226 is NOT running a B and B, so don't expect a towel or turkey meatballs!
by Anonymous | reply 227 | October 3, 2019 1:08 AM |
R206 uses too many words. Edit, asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | October 3, 2019 1:26 AM |
R228, at his advanced age, can only get hard with Viagra and Nazi costumed roleplay. R228 plays the Jewish prisoner.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | October 3, 2019 1:30 AM |
R229 shaves his eyebrows and then draws them in with a sharpie.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | October 3, 2019 1:41 AM |
R230 helps old ladies across the street, then kicks them in the cooter.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | October 3, 2019 1:43 AM |
R230 is a vegan and will. not. shut. the. fuck. up. about. it.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | October 3, 2019 1:45 AM |
If R232 was a Star Wars movie, he'd be Solo.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | October 3, 2019 1:46 AM |
R233 smells like kimchee.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | October 3, 2019 1:48 AM |
R234 slips Golden Girls references into every conversation, then waits expectantly for recognition and laughs that never come. He wonders why he always goes home alone.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | October 3, 2019 1:50 AM |
R235 You should talk bitch....the only thing going home with you is your sad, pathetic life. What the fuck is a Golden girl?
by Anonymous | reply 236 | October 3, 2019 1:55 AM |
R236 is so old he used to babysit Olivia de Havilland.
by Anonymous | reply 237 | October 3, 2019 1:56 AM |
R237 watches Fox and fantasizes about what it would be like to wrestle Sean Hannity. Just a playful challenge at first. Sean says, "Oh, you wanna go?" and takes off his jacket, loosens his tie. Then the grappling begins. R237 is powerless against Sean's thick thighs, straining glutes, strong arms and thick, muscular neck. His huge cock strains against his wool gabardine suit pants. "I'll show you how I treat libtards!" Sean yells, suddenly deadly serious, and -- oops, R237 is finished.
by Anonymous | reply 238 | October 3, 2019 2:00 AM |
R238 clearly lusts after Sean Hannity himself. Vividly.
by Anonymous | reply 239 | October 3, 2019 2:14 AM |
Thinks Donald Trump has a nice ass. Jerks off wildly to the infamous tennis photo showing his ass in all it’s glory!
by Anonymous | reply 240 | October 3, 2019 2:24 AM |
Even god hates r240
by Anonymous | reply 241 | October 3, 2019 2:34 AM |
R241 you are Satan Reincarnated and your horn just busted because of your lust for God.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | October 3, 2019 3:55 AM |
R237 thinks Josh Groban is deep.
by Anonymous | reply 243 | October 3, 2019 3:58 AM |
R243 is too stupid to follow the simplest of directions.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | October 3, 2019 4:03 AM |
r243 has a butthole like a dangling bunch of grapes
by Anonymous | reply 245 | October 3, 2019 4:03 AM |
EVEN BILL TAYLOR DECLINED THE ADVANCES OF R245.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | October 3, 2019 4:11 AM |
r230 takes the sharpie and sticks it up his butt.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | October 3, 2019 4:12 AM |
R247 gave me crabs.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | October 3, 2019 4:18 AM |
Op is so vain he probly thinks this thread is about him.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | October 3, 2019 4:52 AM |
r249 goes by they/them pronouns
by Anonymous | reply 250 | October 3, 2019 8:01 AM |
R250 calls themselves Xir
by Anonymous | reply 251 | October 3, 2019 8:42 AM |
R251 gives hostess pants as gifts.
by Anonymous | reply 252 | October 3, 2019 12:38 PM |
R252 wears a buttplug every day. And he's not very good about washing it.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | October 3, 2019 12:50 PM |
R253 would do Andy Cohen.
by Anonymous | reply 254 | October 3, 2019 1:43 PM |
R254 drinks white zinfandel.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | October 3, 2019 2:15 PM |
R254 never tips waiters. He thinks it makes him more "European," which he thinks is classy. He has a whole self-righteous spiel he trots out when asked why he won't tip. "I don't get tips for doing my job, why should they?, etc."
by Anonymous | reply 256 | October 3, 2019 2:58 PM |
R256 never made it past the 5th grade.
by Anonymous | reply 257 | October 3, 2019 3:07 PM |
While R257 works the cash register with that college education
by Anonymous | reply 258 | October 3, 2019 3:35 PM |
R258 thinks it's cute when his ill-trained, ill-groomed Shih Tzu snaps and snarls at every human or dog that comes near.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | October 3, 2019 3:47 PM |
r258 clutching her pearls while snooping at the neighbors like Gladys Kravitz
by Anonymous | reply 260 | October 3, 2019 4:34 PM |
R260 only has one set of sheets, which he washes twice a year, if he remembers.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | October 3, 2019 4:45 PM |
R261 uses the same towel after each shower for a whole week!
by Anonymous | reply 262 | October 3, 2019 5:09 PM |
R262 tells anyone who will listen that he "just hasn't met the right girl yet."
by Anonymous | reply 263 | October 3, 2019 5:12 PM |
^^ he is legion.......
by Anonymous | reply 264 | October 3, 2019 5:15 PM |
R263 gets pissed off when guys tell him "no fats or femmes" but won't date any fats or femmes himself.
by Anonymous | reply 265 | October 3, 2019 5:21 PM |
R265 broke his mother's heart. Broke it!
by Anonymous | reply 266 | October 3, 2019 5:26 PM |
R266 sits on his threadbare couch in his boxers, drinking a sloe gin fizz while fondling his favorite Precious Moments figurine.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | October 3, 2019 6:55 PM |
R267 is "bi" and "vers."
He has never kissed a woman or topped in his life.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | October 3, 2019 6:58 PM |
R268 is fat.
by Anonymous | reply 269 | October 3, 2019 7:05 PM |
R269 tells everyone he's "the Samantha" within his group of besties. Besties is also a word he uses frequently.
by Anonymous | reply 270 | October 3, 2019 7:09 PM |
R270 carries his toy dog around with him in his murse.
by Anonymous | reply 271 | October 3, 2019 7:58 PM |
R271 looks like a blob fish.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | October 3, 2019 8:12 PM |
R272 does the mike drop motion every time he thinks he's said something clever.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | October 3, 2019 8:52 PM |
R273 is the local creep who hangs around playgrounds, leering at the boys on the swings and the slides. The moms and nannies know to keep an eye on him.
by Anonymous | reply 274 | October 3, 2019 9:15 PM |
R274 watches R273 watching the boys in the playground. It gets him off.
by Anonymous | reply 275 | October 3, 2019 9:16 PM |
R275 watches R274 watching R273 from his car with binoculars.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | October 3, 2019 9:18 PM |
R276, living on his Social Security, has found a way to cadge free food and drinks off suckers in bars. He tells them he was at Stonewall and recounts some well-rehearsed stories. (He's learned he gets more appreciation if he namechecks Marsha P. Johnson.)
He's certainly old enough to pass for a Stonewall rioter, but the truth is he was a closeted sales rep in Muncie in June of 69.
by Anonymous | reply 277 | October 3, 2019 9:23 PM |
R277 wipes from back to front!
by Anonymous | reply 278 | October 3, 2019 9:28 PM |
Thinks Dylan Sprayberry is still a teen.
by Anonymous | reply 279 | October 3, 2019 9:36 PM |
R278 is a Republican with a "wide stance."
by Anonymous | reply 280 | October 3, 2019 10:30 PM |
R280 only pretends he's gay. In secret he also sleeps with women.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | October 3, 2019 11:00 PM |
R281 is a Hollywood pass-around bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 282 | October 3, 2019 11:02 PM |
R282 is a Crossfit bore... and yet somehow still fat.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | October 4, 2019 1:01 AM |
No one is above me
by Anonymous | reply 284 | October 4, 2019 1:20 AM |
R284 watches Colbert and Maddow, then pompously spews out their words the next day to his coworkers, as if he had just thought of these 'insights' himself.
by Anonymous | reply 285 | October 4, 2019 1:31 AM |
R285 is the douche who created the 'How Is Babby Formed?' meme on Yahoo.
by Anonymous | reply 286 | October 4, 2019 1:40 AM |
R286's most prized possesion is her director's cut of "Mame".
by Anonymous | reply 287 | October 4, 2019 1:44 AM |
R287 has been a member of AARP for several years, yet honestly believes his home black hair dye job looks 100% natural.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | October 4, 2019 1:52 AM |
R287 logged on DL with NetZero on his Tandy 1000XL using his 28k modem.
by Anonymous | reply 289 | October 4, 2019 4:20 AM |
R289 wears glasses with tape on them and lives in his parent's basement.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | October 4, 2019 5:39 AM |
R290 starts thread about his discolored buttcrevice
by Anonymous | reply 291 | October 4, 2019 6:09 AM |
R291 has an extensive collection of porn on VHS tapes.
by Anonymous | reply 292 | October 4, 2019 12:34 PM |
R292 orders in every day from his local diner, even though he can't afford it, because he has a crush on the Mexican delivery boy. Yesterday he was able to brush the boy's hand while handing him a $1 tip. A furious j/o followed as soon as he closed the door.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | October 4, 2019 1:37 PM |
R293’s backfat folds need greasing.
by Anonymous | reply 294 | October 4, 2019 2:50 PM |
R294 is that asshole who always takes the "Devil's Advocate" position in every discussion.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | October 4, 2019 3:04 PM |
R295 has British teeth.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | October 4, 2019 3:23 PM |
R296 believes he is "masc" but pings from space.
by Anonymous | reply 297 | October 4, 2019 4:05 PM |
R297 has to wear a hat all day
by Anonymous | reply 298 | October 4, 2019 4:45 PM |
R298 doesn't wipe thoroughly.
by Anonymous | reply 299 | October 4, 2019 4:51 PM |
R299 has old-person smell.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | October 4, 2019 4:58 PM |
R300 presents hole for alien probes.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | October 4, 2019 4:59 PM |
R301 thinks Jews did 9/11.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | October 4, 2019 5:03 PM |
R302 dresses as Sophia Petrillo every Tuesday night, "just because".
by Anonymous | reply 303 | October 4, 2019 5:14 PM |
R303 fucks like a monkey, but steals your good whisk.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | October 4, 2019 5:19 PM |
R304 starts sentences with, "I'm not a racist, but...."
by Anonymous | reply 305 | October 4, 2019 5:26 PM |
R305 ends sentences with “...*but, you never call me.”
by Anonymous | reply 306 | October 4, 2019 5:33 PM |
R306 still has an AOL email address that he uses as his primary email.
by Anonymous | reply 307 | October 4, 2019 5:34 PM |
R307 licks the ice cream and puts it back into the freezer.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | October 4, 2019 5:39 PM |
R308 unfortunately, cannot get dates. And it’s not because they’re in a committed relationship.
by Anonymous | reply 309 | October 4, 2019 5:47 PM |
R309 dates Rottweillers.
by Anonymous | reply 310 | October 4, 2019 5:51 PM |
R309 experiences sympathetic anal gland leakage that is synced to his chows cycle.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | October 4, 2019 5:58 PM |
R311 dresses his cat up as famous film heroines and gives them names like Catlet O'Hara.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | October 4, 2019 6:06 PM |
R312 buys grass-fed beef for his Pomeranian, Miss Jackson If You're Nasty (nicknamed Miss Jackie). He has the hots for Vinnie, the Italian butcher in the bloodstained apron, so he always tries to strike up a conversation, but Vinnie never responds beyond a perfunctory grunt.
by Anonymous | reply 313 | October 4, 2019 6:24 PM |
R313 is standing behind R312 and rolling his eyes as R312 tries to chat up Vinnie. When R312 leaves R313 starts acting like a goombah to show Vinnie how butch he is, but Vinnie is too busy pushing the purses that fall out of R313's mouth off the meat scale.
by Anonymous | reply 314 | October 4, 2019 6:28 PM |
R314 is excessively verbose and routinely ignored.
by Anonymous | reply 315 | October 4, 2019 6:41 PM |
R315 burns stuffed croissants. Fucko!
by Anonymous | reply 316 | October 4, 2019 7:16 PM |
R316 is the Seth Meyers slashfic troll.
by Anonymous | reply 317 | October 4, 2019 7:25 PM |
R317 refuses to wear Depends even though he should.
by Anonymous | reply 318 | October 4, 2019 7:42 PM |
R319 honestly believes that his foul-smelling, ratty toupee takes years off his age.
by Anonymous | reply 319 | October 4, 2019 7:47 PM |
R319 also refuses to wear reading glasses because they make him look old, so the screen always looks blurry.
by Anonymous | reply 320 | October 4, 2019 7:48 PM |
Choosy mothers like r320 choose meth.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | October 4, 2019 10:28 PM |
R321 bedazzles his work shirts.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | October 5, 2019 5:27 AM |
^ never found out his mother was just a torso and a head that his rolled out once in awhile for his enjoyment.
by Anonymous | reply 323 | October 5, 2019 5:34 AM |
^ this stupid cunt forgot to type father.
by Anonymous | reply 324 | October 5, 2019 5:36 AM |
R324 still doesn't know how to type R before a post number.
by Anonymous | reply 325 | October 5, 2019 1:23 PM |
R325 is the guy who has explosive diarrhea in public restrooms and leaves the floor and walls dotted with fecal matter. You always wondered who the fuck does something like that; now you know. It's R325.
by Anonymous | reply 326 | October 5, 2019 1:42 PM |
And R326 hangs around public restrooms to smell other guy's shit.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | October 5, 2019 1:53 PM |
R327 keeps emergency victuals in his bathroom in case he’s too angry to look at Paualo’s greasy fucking face at dinner.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | October 5, 2019 4:03 PM |
R328 has a fainting couch in puce velour.
by Anonymous | reply 329 | October 5, 2019 11:14 PM |
R329 Murdered R328 on the fainting couch. The couch was once white, now it’s blood red. Damn you!
by Anonymous | reply 330 | October 5, 2019 11:25 PM |
R330 killed all his little grey cells with poppers and Southern Comfort.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | October 5, 2019 11:39 PM |
R331 is a thought-provoking wonderful person who is the apple of his parents eye. And he gives awful head.
by Anonymous | reply 332 | October 5, 2019 11:50 PM |
R332 is doing rather well considering his mother was blackout drunk before she realized she was pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 333 | October 6, 2019 12:07 AM |
Bites his toenails^.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | October 6, 2019 12:17 AM |
[R334] defines "fine dining" as eating at the Olive Garden on a Saturday night, an outing that often finds him daintily wiping a dollop of sodium-laden marinara sauce from his husbear's pinhole while the frau next to him fills a gallon-sized Ziploc bag with minestrone and stuffs it in her Kate Spade knockoff purse.
by Anonymous | reply 335 | October 6, 2019 12:49 AM |
R335 burps glitter and talcum powder from teabagging seniors at the gym.
by Anonymous | reply 336 | October 6, 2019 1:08 AM |
R336 gives senior bears complimentary asshole trims - but only if they straddle the JP log for easier access and better hygiene.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | October 6, 2019 1:13 AM |
Can’t connect devices via Bluetooth because he thinks it literally involves a tooth, a blue tooth.
by Anonymous | reply 338 | October 6, 2019 1:19 AM |
R338 called the police from a payphone and told them to raid the Equinox steam room after the towel boy fat-shamed him by offering him two beach towels to cover his gut.
by Anonymous | reply 339 | October 6, 2019 1:31 AM |
R339 gets to pick out any of his Mandatory 72 hour observation footies on Crazy Sock Day.
by Anonymous | reply 340 | October 6, 2019 1:36 AM |
I hooked up with R340 on Grindr and he showed with the hostess gift below.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | October 6, 2019 1:39 AM |
And R341 sold it in ebay plus $5 shipping.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | October 6, 2019 1:44 AM |
R342 knows that because he spends his sleepless nights scouring Ebay for lightly used ladies’ XXXL Depends. He wears them like a mask and they take him back to the good old days of giving Mother sponge baths, predigesting her food for her, and dying her hair blue-black. She may not have ever loved him or even liked him but for the first time ever, she [italic]needed[/italic] him.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | October 6, 2019 2:07 AM |
r343 is extra.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | October 6, 2019 2:14 AM |
R344 is extra ordinary.
by Anonymous | reply 345 | October 6, 2019 2:42 AM |
R344 flunked diversity training when he tried to explain that "jew you down" wasn't racist. So he went home and gave his roommate an "indian burn" and then went out with his friends and tried to start a "Chinese fire drill" at a stoplight, but they drove off without him.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | October 6, 2019 2:43 AM |
R346 learned yoga to get limber and give himself blow jobs.
by Anonymous | reply 347 | October 6, 2019 3:23 AM |
R347 is just jealous that he cannot perform the technique. He tried once, and is is a paraplegic.
by Anonymous | reply 348 | October 6, 2019 3:27 AM |
R348 is known for eating dropped taffy and sucking the hairy nuts of 7-11 window shoppers.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | October 6, 2019 3:35 AM |
R349 has been reminded a million times, to NO avail, that all women have periods about every four weeks, for three or four days. Blood from inside a woman’s body comes outside from an opening between her legs about every four weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | October 6, 2019 3:37 AM |
Sb sebeneleben but Apple doesn’t do racist shit
by Anonymous | reply 351 | October 6, 2019 3:37 AM |
I mean, if that was a numerical range it would be odd and confusing
by Anonymous | reply 352 | October 6, 2019 3:39 AM |
WTF? Oops, wrong thread. How the hell did I do that?
by Anonymous | reply 353 | October 6, 2019 3:43 AM |
R353 lives in the Twilight Zone.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | October 6, 2019 3:54 AM |
R354 I absolutely loved your response. I seriously lol Thank you!
by Anonymous | reply 355 | October 6, 2019 6:43 AM |
R355 is a suck up.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | October 6, 2019 11:35 AM |
R350 doesn't know the difference between blood and endometrium.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | October 6, 2019 2:47 PM |
R357's epidermis is showing.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | October 6, 2019 2:49 PM |
R358 has no chin so she can't wear party hats.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | October 6, 2019 2:52 PM |
r359 Types old
by Anonymous | reply 360 | October 6, 2019 3:03 PM |
R360 was at George Burns' bris.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | October 6, 2019 3:17 PM |
What the mohel removed was bigger than what r361 is packing!
by Anonymous | reply 362 | October 6, 2019 3:23 PM |
R362 takes a sliver of Entemenn’s because she has a boat of the real stuff stashed in the breakfast room cabinet.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | October 6, 2019 3:26 PM |
R363 is the poster who gets a stiffy reading about Chris Watts and how he murdered his little girls and stuffed them in oil drums. I insist early and often that his vaguely special-needs face, dead eyes, and flabby dad bod are "HOT!"
by Anonymous | reply 364 | October 6, 2019 5:07 PM |
R364 had a dream she was Nancy Grace and splooged all over grandma's crochet throw pillow.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | October 6, 2019 5:58 PM |
R365 is Nancy Grace.
by Anonymous | reply 366 | October 6, 2019 6:54 PM |
R366 is Casey "Tot Mom" Anthony.
by Anonymous | reply 367 | October 6, 2019 7:44 PM |
R367 watches ID true crime 24/6. On the seventh day, Sunday, he takes a rest and watches Hoarders.
by Anonymous | reply 368 | October 6, 2019 9:17 PM |
R368 still tells people, "That's mighty white of you."
by Anonymous | reply 369 | October 6, 2019 9:27 PM |
R369 voted for Steve Forbes in the 1996 election and has written his name in every election ever since.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | October 6, 2019 10:08 PM |
R370 has a metal "Live, Laugh, Love" cutout for wall art.
by Anonymous | reply 371 | October 6, 2019 10:10 PM |
R371 refuses to choose Jif because he is NOT a choosy mom!
by Anonymous | reply 372 | October 6, 2019 10:39 PM |
^ Teases the ducks at the park.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | October 6, 2019 11:03 PM |
R373 is panicking because she just outgrew her 7XL “Grab Me by My Pussy“ T-shirt and she doesn’t know if she’ll be able find an 8XL.
by Anonymous | reply 374 | October 6, 2019 11:06 PM |
R374 is the only man alive to come down with Toxic Shock Syndrome.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | October 6, 2019 11:11 PM |
r375 will tell you that he has a swimmer's build. Then when you meet him, you realize it's more like Shelley Winters in The Poseidon Adventure.
by Anonymous | reply 376 | October 6, 2019 11:54 PM |
^ Currently has a yeasty prolapse
by Anonymous | reply 377 | October 6, 2019 11:59 PM |
R376 will tell you that he has a swimmer’s build. Then when you meet him you realize it’s more like Chrissy Metz in This Is Us.
You’re welcome, R375.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | October 7, 2019 12:02 AM |
Thank you very much, R378. I'm sending a thank you box of oversized dildos your way to plug your legendary hole. I'm hoping the 20" diameter model brings you joy.
by Anonymous | reply 379 | October 7, 2019 1:31 AM |
R379 has made it her goal to be photographed laughing at every bariatric toilet in the United States.
Little does she know her gastric band has already begun to slip and she’ll be causing them to collapse again in no time.
by Anonymous | reply 380 | October 7, 2019 2:36 AM |
R373 thinks that the funniest thing you will ever see is someone ripping a wig or hairpiece off of someone. They also think that fake hair is somehow relevant; that is how stupid they are.
by Anonymous | reply 381 | October 7, 2019 2:39 AM |
R381 told his bff (The one with the WONDERFUL personality) she turned him gay.
She still believes him.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | October 7, 2019 2:52 AM |
Hi everyone this is R382 pray for me I’m getting a gastric bypass surgery, because I have uncontrollable hunger pangs. I need serious help. Besides that I’m dealing with a laxative addiction. I need serious help. Oh, yeah I own a pit bull.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | October 7, 2019 3:55 AM |
R383 murders your good china with spoon and fork. Yeah, you’re going to scrape the plate again you fuckhead.
by Anonymous | reply 384 | October 7, 2019 5:51 AM |
R384 is a fussy, prissy queen whose acquaintances call him "Hyacinth Bucket" behind his back.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | October 7, 2019 11:17 AM |
r385 has a Bruce Vilanch haircut.
by Anonymous | reply 386 | October 7, 2019 9:44 PM |
R386 has penis envy.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | October 7, 2019 9:46 PM |
[quote][R385] has a Bruce Vilanch haircut.
Oh, that's just cold. I mean that is really beyond the pale and uncalled for!
by Anonymous | reply 388 | October 8, 2019 1:03 AM |
R388 I agree, how dare you R385 and how disrespectful.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | October 8, 2019 1:07 AM |
R385 it’s pronounced BOO-Kay
by Anonymous | reply 390 | October 8, 2019 2:03 AM |
R390 partook in a three-way with Roseanne Barr and Bill Barr.
by Anonymous | reply 391 | October 8, 2019 3:27 AM |
Aliens refused to anal probe him^.
by Anonymous | reply 392 | October 8, 2019 3:40 AM |
R392 is so fat she can't recall what her ankles look like. As if one would forget two coffee cans hobbling to and fro. Clank! Clank!
by Anonymous | reply 393 | October 8, 2019 4:11 AM |
R393 and her Picasso-esque eyes...always in profile, yes, the side with the eyes please and thank you.
by Anonymous | reply 394 | October 8, 2019 4:18 AM |
R394 makes sure everybody knows she has a gluten intolerance, yet every time she goes to Olive Garden she scarfs down at least 5 baskets of the neverending breadsticks.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | October 8, 2019 4:33 AM |
R395 is barred from every all you can eat buffet in his city.
by Anonymous | reply 396 | October 8, 2019 1:01 PM |
R396 Has a lovely portrait of this lady in her foyer.
by Anonymous | reply 397 | October 8, 2019 1:17 PM |
R397 posed for that lovely portrait!
by Anonymous | reply 398 | October 8, 2019 1:20 PM |
R398 has "Morgellon's" and terrifies everyone in earshot with her bug-eyed recounting of the graphic "symptoms."
by Anonymous | reply 399 | October 8, 2019 1:45 PM |
r399 sings "One Night In Bangkok" when he auditions for his community theater production of Oklahoma.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | October 8, 2019 2:10 PM |
R400 rocks a combover. You can hardly tell, thanks to the thickening mousse and hair spray!
by Anonymous | reply 401 | October 8, 2019 3:10 PM |
R401, drank the Kool-Aid.
by Anonymous | reply 402 | October 8, 2019 6:45 PM |
R402 is still drinking Cosmos.
by Anonymous | reply 403 | October 8, 2019 6:50 PM |
R403 is neither a grower nor a show-er.
by Anonymous | reply 404 | October 8, 2019 6:51 PM |
R404 was just signed up for the next season of Dancing With The Towels.
by Anonymous | reply 405 | October 8, 2019 6:53 PM |
R405 tries to win over her fellow cubefrauen by bringing in homemade cookies. Problem is, they always have baked-in cat hair poking out.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | October 8, 2019 7:53 PM |
R406 always smells like fried onions.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | October 8, 2019 8:25 PM |
R407 still makes Two Girls, One Cup jokes.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | October 8, 2019 9:01 PM |
R408 was the cup in Two Girls, One Cup.
by Anonymous | reply 409 | October 8, 2019 9:11 PM |
Don't know about girls having tea from one cup, but R407 R408 forgot the teapot. Are they short & stout?
by Anonymous | reply 410 | October 8, 2019 9:25 PM |
R411 thinks Mrs Patsy Ramsey, formerly of Boulder, Co is innocent.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | October 8, 2019 10:43 PM |
R412's favourite show is Two Broke Girls.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | October 9, 2019 12:28 AM |
R413's favorite show is Cop Rock.
by Anonymous | reply 414 | October 9, 2019 2:21 AM |
R414 just got out of prison for murdering 20 people. He has no idea all new fascinating TV shows that are now playing.
by Anonymous | reply 415 | October 9, 2019 3:44 AM |
R415 will recite tv listings loudly on the bus during rush while eating pudding.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | October 9, 2019 3:52 AM |
R416 = pissy little miss who prioritized late-night pineapple binges over bringing the Lil’ Miss Grande Suprême Principessa Royale Cordon Bleu crown home to my mama, WHERE IT FUCKING BELONGED!!!
by Anonymous | reply 417 | October 9, 2019 4:01 AM |
R417 Lmao, seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 418 | October 9, 2019 4:22 AM |
r418 is Julianne Moore.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | October 9, 2019 7:41 AM |
R419 lives off of Little Debbie snack cakes, diet Pepsi and hoards Precious Moment figurines.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | October 9, 2019 8:12 AM |
R420's favorite TV chef is Guy Fieri.
by Anonymous | reply 421 | October 9, 2019 11:07 AM |
r421 is begging to be one of Ina Garten's snubbed gay friends.
by Anonymous | reply 422 | October 9, 2019 5:55 PM |
R422 is one of Ina's snubbed gay friends!
by Anonymous | reply 423 | October 9, 2019 6:07 PM |
r423 is always on the lookout for a flattering denim shent that skims effortlessly over her “trouble spots.”
by Anonymous | reply 424 | October 9, 2019 6:14 PM |
R424 wears macramé underwear.
by Anonymous | reply 425 | October 9, 2019 6:29 PM |
R425, was only able to convince one myopic person they were attractive for the night.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | October 9, 2019 6:31 PM |
R426 was that one person.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | October 9, 2019 6:32 PM |
r427 steals old ladies' girdles at the Senior Citizen Home where he does the laundry.
by Anonymous | reply 428 | October 9, 2019 6:42 PM |
R428 and he buys them and puts on live internet shows showing off his new girdles.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | October 9, 2019 6:53 PM |
R429 is one of the guys in the lemon party pic.
by Anonymous | reply 430 | October 9, 2019 8:12 PM |
R429 edits R428's video shows.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | October 9, 2019 8:12 PM |
R431 has perfected the stop, drop, bend, snap routine but he’s a plumber and don’t show me what you found.
by Anonymous | reply 432 | October 9, 2019 9:26 PM |
R432 tries to play it off as ironic or kitschy when his few visitors comment on it, but deep down he just KNOWS his Beanie Baby collection is going to fund his retirement in Palm Springs.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | October 9, 2019 9:42 PM |
r433 writes fan letters to Ben Platt telling him that he will not be seeing West Side Story because Ben wasn't chosen to play Tony.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | October 9, 2019 9:47 PM |
R434 passes out and leaves rent boys in his cage AGAIN.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | October 9, 2019 9:51 PM |
R435 is Mrs. Kravitz, but unfortunately he is not dying of cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | October 9, 2019 10:35 PM |
R436 goes to crowded bars on Saturday nights and orders a complicated sugary blender drink. He doesn't tip.
by Anonymous | reply 437 | October 10, 2019 2:26 PM |
R438 wrote this from the greenroom of CBS This Morning right before he went on the air to support Trump pulling out of Syria.
by Anonymous | reply 438 | October 10, 2019 3:33 PM |
R438 hasn't had a good wank since rotten.com got taken down.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | October 10, 2019 4:04 PM |
R439 once ate 27 food shaped refrigerator magnets.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | October 10, 2019 5:47 PM |
R440 FFs anyone who threatens his limited intelligence.
by Anonymous | reply 441 | October 10, 2019 8:28 PM |
R441 jacks off to piss play videos and 30 seconds after he comes he punches himself in the head repeatedly, screaming homophobic curses at himself.
by Anonymous | reply 442 | October 10, 2019 8:37 PM |
R442 is the perfect definition of a douchebro.
by Anonymous | reply 443 | October 10, 2019 11:19 PM |
R443 argues with my mother who is still quite dead.
by Anonymous | reply 444 | October 11, 2019 2:37 AM |
R444 fantasizes about a threesome with Tucker Ferguson and Sean Hannity.
by Anonymous | reply 445 | October 11, 2019 2:42 AM |
Makes slight mouth sucking sounds when eating.
by Anonymous | reply 446 | October 11, 2019 3:09 AM |
R446 wishes the sucking sounds she makes didn't only involve food.
by Anonymous | reply 447 | October 11, 2019 3:22 AM |
R447, a known booger roller, gets upset when he finds another’s undercover booger.
by Anonymous | reply 448 | October 11, 2019 3:24 AM |
R448 is projecting. That’s really what he does.
by Anonymous | reply 449 | October 11, 2019 3:52 AM |
R449 doesn't recycle.
by Anonymous | reply 450 | October 11, 2019 4:12 AM |
R442 is disappointed that no one has written in to disparage him yet. It’s already been 8 hours since his post, and he’s been checking every 5 minutes.
by Anonymous | reply 451 | October 11, 2019 4:50 AM |
R451 doesn't expect people to like him; and he is never disappointed in his expectations.
by Anonymous | reply 452 | October 11, 2019 1:47 PM |
R452 accidentally picked up his bottle of smelling salts rather than poppers on his way to the baths.
by Anonymous | reply 453 | October 11, 2019 1:53 PM |
R453 heading to the emergency room, because he has a broken off zucchini stuck in his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 454 | October 11, 2019 7:34 PM |
r454 is still a bit pissed off that Molly Ringwald got cut from Facts of Life.
by Anonymous | reply 455 | October 11, 2019 8:17 PM |
R455 are you psychic?
by Anonymous | reply 456 | October 11, 2019 9:09 PM |
R456 is pissed that his Ouija board doesn't work.
by Anonymous | reply 457 | October 11, 2019 9:38 PM |
R457 has sexual fantasies involving Trump
by Anonymous | reply 458 | October 12, 2019 12:40 AM |
Looks at cupcakes and rubs his crotch.^
by Anonymous | reply 459 | October 12, 2019 4:44 AM |
R459 is a compulsive finger-sniffer
by Anonymous | reply 460 | October 12, 2019 7:17 AM |
R460 is hoping he inherits Rip Taylor's wigs.
by Anonymous | reply 461 | October 12, 2019 11:24 AM |
R460 You are a finger sniffing pussy yourself!
by Anonymous | reply 462 | October 12, 2019 11:26 AM |
OP sucks donkey dick.
by Anonymous | reply 463 | October 12, 2019 12:31 PM |
r463 rides the shortbus.
by Anonymous | reply 464 | October 12, 2019 1:06 PM |
R464 graduated top of his special ed class.
by Anonymous | reply 465 | October 12, 2019 1:09 PM |
R465s apartment reeks of insta-pot and mustard.
by Anonymous | reply 466 | October 12, 2019 2:14 PM |
R466 went antiquing this morning and found the one piece missing from his collection!
by Anonymous | reply 467 | October 12, 2019 4:02 PM |
Writes gay porn, pretending to be a man when she’s a woman.
by Anonymous | reply 468 | October 12, 2019 8:48 PM |
R469's neighbor has a son named Joel.
by Anonymous | reply 470 | October 13, 2019 5:39 AM |
R470 is the Mike on a Palm Springs getaway.
by Anonymous | reply 471 | October 13, 2019 6:24 AM |
R471 is a coffee bore who roasts his own beans and has a special pourover kettle and talks about "terroir" of beans and brings an Aeropress to work, where he clogs up the small kitchen with his lengthy coffee ritual. He believes all of this is a mark of sophistication.
by Anonymous | reply 472 | October 13, 2019 1:44 PM |
R472 drinks High Point coffee.
by Anonymous | reply 473 | October 13, 2019 1:47 PM |
OP sucks donkey dick
by Anonymous | reply 474 | October 13, 2019 1:58 PM |
R474 is Eeyore and he's horny as fuck!
by Anonymous | reply 476 | October 13, 2019 2:06 PM |
R476 never washes his hands after using the bathroom.
by Anonymous | reply 477 | October 13, 2019 2:38 PM |
R477 is a slattern!
by Anonymous | reply 478 | October 13, 2019 3:02 PM |
R478 uses toothpaste for lube
by Anonymous | reply 479 | October 13, 2019 3:24 PM |
R479 eats his cat's litter
by Anonymous | reply 480 | October 13, 2019 3:26 PM |
You're the reason they call us "faggot"
by Anonymous | reply 481 | October 13, 2019 3:28 PM |
R481 is the "they" that calls us "faggot." He thinks it's a convincing cover for his secret, compulsive Grindr life.
by Anonymous | reply 482 | October 13, 2019 3:50 PM |
R482 uses the passive voice when telling people they don't have the proper documentation for their registration renewal.
by Anonymous | reply 483 | October 13, 2019 5:46 PM |
R483 is the cunt that corrects people's grammar, bringing the conversation to a halt and earning the everlasting contempt of everyone she meets.
by Anonymous | reply 484 | October 13, 2019 5:53 PM |
R484 attended Toastmasters twice and can't understand why she isn't invited to speak in public.
by Anonymous | reply 485 | October 13, 2019 6:05 PM |
R485 asks to speak to the manager. EVERYWHERE.
by Anonymous | reply 486 | October 13, 2019 6:47 PM |
R486 thinks he talks with a sexy growl. It’s actually vocal fry with a Simi Valley uptalk: total bottom voice.
by Anonymous | reply 487 | October 13, 2019 7:48 PM |
When R487 talks it looks like Kate Spade having a garage sale.
by Anonymous | reply 488 | October 13, 2019 7:51 PM |
Did not bring an assortment to a dinner party. Brought Entemann's coffee cake.
by Anonymous | reply 489 | October 13, 2019 8:01 PM |
R489 still dials with a pencil.
by Anonymous | reply 490 | October 13, 2019 8:01 PM |
^ likes to smell the toilet paper he wipes his ass with.
by Anonymous | reply 491 | October 13, 2019 8:48 PM |
R492 wishes his toupee looked that good.
by Anonymous | reply 493 | October 14, 2019 2:21 PM |
R493 fills his Channel No. 5 bottle with Charlie.
by Anonymous | reply 494 | October 14, 2019 3:16 PM |
^^^Chanel
by Anonymous | reply 495 | October 14, 2019 3:16 PM |
R499 microwaves fish for lunch in the kitchen at work. Then follows up with a 3 pm snack of microwave popcorn.
by Anonymous | reply 496 | October 14, 2019 4:13 PM |
Every nook and cranny of R496 's desk chair seat at work is full of compacted potato chip crumbs, and his cubicle perpetually reeks of a foul smelling fart.
by Anonymous | reply 497 | October 14, 2019 4:38 PM |
R496's brain is so pickled from alcoholism that she can't count to 500.
by Anonymous | reply 498 | October 14, 2019 4:53 PM |
R492 That guy in the video is what Lady Gaga would look like if she were a Drag King.
by Anonymous | reply 499 | October 14, 2019 10:38 PM |
r499 peaked in '83 and has the haircut to prove it.
by Anonymous | reply 500 | October 15, 2019 1:18 AM |
R500 babysat Olivia de Havilland.
by Anonymous | reply 501 | October 15, 2019 2:50 AM |
R501 recycles anal tampons.
by Anonymous | reply 502 | October 15, 2019 4:50 AM |
R502 Best fitted short shorts are actually a king-sized bed skirt. California King.
by Anonymous | reply 503 | October 15, 2019 4:52 AM |
R503 shit, he only needs the skirt you need The Who Damn sheet set.
by Anonymous | reply 504 | October 15, 2019 6:35 AM |
R504 is certain the mushroom haircut will make a comeback.
by Anonymous | reply 505 | October 15, 2019 8:18 PM |
r505 always falls for a Ponzi scheme and is worried she'll lose her beloved double-wide in Wichita.
by Anonymous | reply 506 | October 16, 2019 12:08 AM |
R506 wishes she could afford a double-wide.
by Anonymous | reply 507 | October 16, 2019 6:41 AM |
R507 wears jean shorts.
by Anonymous | reply 508 | October 16, 2019 6:43 AM |
R508 calls Don Burns "daddy" every Friday night.
by Anonymous | reply 509 | October 16, 2019 7:04 AM |
R509 is the chairman of the Pence 2024 campaign.
by Anonymous | reply 510 | October 16, 2019 7:19 AM |
R510 has invested heavily in Franklin Mint collector plates.
by Anonymous | reply 511 | October 16, 2019 2:06 PM |
R511 regularly has sad and shameful wanks to whatever's on the Disney Channel.
by Anonymous | reply 512 | October 16, 2019 2:34 PM |
R512 fucks homeless people as community service and gets stuck with the methadone women. Invariably big boned.
by Anonymous | reply 513 | October 16, 2019 5:02 PM |
If R513's mother had better aim with that coat hanger we'd all be happier today.
by Anonymous | reply 514 | October 16, 2019 8:21 PM |
R514 is blackballed from food delivery by all the neighborhood restaurants because he answers the door nude, with his pierced nipples and his sweaty man-gunt slopping over his grey-haired pud.
by Anonymous | reply 515 | October 16, 2019 10:16 PM |
R515 is a slut bag whore who flashes her shit all over town like she's Sharon Stone or something. I mean, let's face it, she's no Sharon Stone.
by Anonymous | reply 516 | October 16, 2019 10:18 PM |
R516 is Sharron Stone
by Anonymous | reply 517 | October 16, 2019 11:17 PM |
We have photos of R517 wearing the Mary Lou Reston Stars&Stripes leotard (with a nut peeking out of EACH side), but we dare not post. The hair: he got the hair wrong going with that of Mary Lou Henner. He said it was an homage to all that is Mary Lou. Vomit.
by Anonymous | reply 518 | October 17, 2019 4:29 AM |
Microwaves his sushi
by Anonymous | reply 519 | October 17, 2019 6:01 AM |
r520 single-handedly murdered this thread and then defecated on it.
by Anonymous | reply 520 | October 17, 2019 6:10 AM |
^And yet, here you are.
by Anonymous | reply 521 | October 17, 2019 7:41 AM |
R521 is the Something-Really-REALLY-Big-Is-About-to-Happen-In-the-White-House-According-to-a-Reliable-Source, Any-Second-Now-and-It's-Bigger-Than-Impeachment, Much-MUCH-Bigger, Just-You-Wait Troll.
by Anonymous | reply 522 | October 17, 2019 4:39 PM |
R522 tells people suffering from blindness that they have big feet.
by Anonymous | reply 523 | October 17, 2019 5:14 PM |
R523 hates watching Columbo because he can never figure out who the killer is.
by Anonymous | reply 524 | October 17, 2019 6:56 PM |
R524 posts incredibly juicy blind items that could shake Hollywood to its very foundations, but will never reveal the subject.
In other words, R524 is a bored, elderly shut-in who makes up shit for attention.
by Anonymous | reply 525 | October 17, 2019 7:04 PM |
r525 emptied his IRA account to buy tickets to all of Madonna's recent NYC concerts.
by Anonymous | reply 526 | October 17, 2019 9:13 PM |
R526 will only buy art from sickly-looking artists.
by Anonymous | reply 527 | October 18, 2019 11:47 PM |
R527 tried to roofee Bill Cosby
by Anonymous | reply 528 | October 19, 2019 1:17 AM |
R527 tried to roofee Bill Cosby
by Anonymous | reply 529 | October 19, 2019 1:17 AM |
r529 is only able to get laid when he goes to jail.
by Anonymous | reply 530 | October 19, 2019 1:26 AM |
R530’s designated black friend lets him use the n word.
by Anonymous | reply 531 | October 19, 2019 9:59 AM |
r531 would let his favorite diva or straight male celeb call him the F word and curb stomp him.
by Anonymous | reply 532 | October 19, 2019 10:43 AM |
Do you know those little brushes that you use for cleaning tall glasses? They sit on that in private.^
by Anonymous | reply 533 | October 19, 2019 7:12 PM |
^*vag odor*
by Anonymous | reply 534 | October 19, 2019 7:35 PM |
R535 beqweefs aisle five - clearing its way towards sour patch kids and car deodorizer.
by Anonymous | reply 536 | October 20, 2019 2:34 AM |
R536 leaves the house in curlers!
by Anonymous | reply 537 | October 21, 2019 9:38 PM |
R537 uses The heirloom scissors to cut her guests’ salad dressing packets.
by Anonymous | reply 538 | October 22, 2019 7:03 AM |
R538 uses the bidet to wash his feet.
by Anonymous | reply 539 | October 22, 2019 5:22 PM |
R539: mouthwash re-user who tastes the minty freshness through the bits.
by Anonymous | reply 540 | October 23, 2019 2:23 AM |
R540 favorite brand of toothpaste is Vagisil.
by Anonymous | reply 541 | October 23, 2019 3:24 AM |
R541's hands smell like Preparation H.
by Anonymous | reply 542 | October 23, 2019 1:21 PM |
R542 killed this thread.
by Anonymous | reply 543 | October 29, 2019 9:04 PM |
R543 resurrects dead threads while adding nothing.
by Anonymous | reply 544 | October 29, 2019 9:08 PM |
R544 still feathers his hair.
by Anonymous | reply 545 | October 29, 2019 9:10 PM |
At least R544 has hair to feather. The only hair R545 has left are huge, unruly tufts in his ears and nostrils.
by Anonymous | reply 546 | October 29, 2019 9:13 PM |
R546 has an unrequited crush on R544.
by Anonymous | reply 547 | October 29, 2019 9:14 PM |
R547
Is the gayling that "back in the times" did not know how to wash properly his ass.
by Anonymous | reply 548 | October 29, 2019 9:22 PM |
R548 is late for his ESL class.
by Anonymous | reply 549 | October 29, 2019 9:29 PM |
Overly sensitive queens. Can dish it but can't take it.
by Anonymous | reply 550 | October 29, 2019 9:41 PM |
R549 drives a Leaf which is the exact same as the Prius. Yes, it is.
And r550 nests tissue for his public toilet soirées.
by Anonymous | reply 551 | October 29, 2019 9:43 PM |
R551 gets hysterical anytime someone points out his thinning hair.
by Anonymous | reply 552 | October 29, 2019 10:33 PM |
^ R552 sent a dick pic and got arrested for distributing kiddie po.rn.
by Anonymous | reply 553 | October 30, 2019 1:05 AM |
R554 just posted her fave selfie
by Anonymous | reply 555 | October 30, 2019 1:45 AM |
R555 is in charge of Stevie Wonder’s weave.
What THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
by Anonymous | reply 556 | October 30, 2019 1:50 AM |
R556 is off its meds.
by Anonymous | reply 557 | October 30, 2019 2:37 AM |
R557 talks incessantly to coworkers about her "cooter"
by Anonymous | reply 558 | October 30, 2019 6:18 AM |
R557 sold its Suboxone way too early in the month. Don’t worry; candy on the first!
by Anonymous | reply 559 | October 30, 2019 6:19 AM |
R556 is an obese shut-in subsisting on disability and the pathetic validation he gets from contributing his vitriol to every woke Twitter and Tumblr pile-on.
by Anonymous | reply 560 | October 30, 2019 3:15 PM |
R559 uses tampons to stem his anal leakage.
by Anonymous | reply 561 | October 30, 2019 4:14 PM |
R561 Uses Toppik, but the wrong color.
by Anonymous | reply 563 | October 31, 2019 1:39 AM |
R563 dyes his pubic hair to look youthful.
by Anonymous | reply 564 | October 31, 2019 12:54 PM |
^ is sobbing right now because she still can't fit into any of her z cavaricci jeans in her closet, all these decades later.
by Anonymous | reply 565 | October 31, 2019 4:30 PM |
R565 reaks of Drakar Noir
by Anonymous | reply 566 | October 31, 2019 6:58 PM |
R566 is Jeff Goldblum's sad, gay brother living the last 20 years of his life in their parents' basement.
by Anonymous | reply 567 | October 31, 2019 7:18 PM |
R567 is Jeff Goldblum living his the last 20 years of his life in the public eye.
by Anonymous | reply 568 | October 31, 2019 9:33 PM |
Fetid shit eating diseased sociopathic shit encrusted loathsome Nazi pedo cunt fuck
by Anonymous | reply 569 | November 2, 2019 11:56 PM |
Dropped towel in locker room while changing.^
by Anonymous | reply 570 | November 3, 2019 1:15 AM |
....
by Anonymous | reply 571 | November 3, 2019 1:50 AM |
R569's tourettes has not prevented him from growing to 350 pounds.
by Anonymous | reply 572 | November 3, 2019 3:59 AM |
R572 is Dr. Now
by Anonymous | reply 573 | November 3, 2019 2:50 PM |
R573 uses indecipherable abbreviations on DataLounge. YKWIM?
by Anonymous | reply 574 | November 3, 2019 3:20 PM |
R574 Suffers from incurable Balanitis, which is rare in FTM.
by Anonymous | reply 575 | November 3, 2019 3:52 PM |
No need to concern yourself r575, since you only hump little donkeys.
by Anonymous | reply 576 | November 3, 2019 4:17 PM |
R576 is not permitted within 100 yards of the local petting zoo.
by Anonymous | reply 577 | November 3, 2019 5:55 PM |
r577. Confused why Caitlyn's crotch doesn't show camel toe.
by Anonymous | reply 578 | November 3, 2019 6:02 PM |
R578 is so dumb he thought a quarterback was a refund.
by Anonymous | reply 579 | November 3, 2019 6:09 PM |
R579 routinely asks for price checks at Dollar Tree
by Anonymous | reply 580 | November 4, 2019 3:42 AM |
Dresses up as Princess Margaret as soon as he gets home from his job at American Girl Store.
by Anonymous | reply 581 | November 4, 2019 3:55 AM |
R581, that wasn't even remotely funny or witty.
by Anonymous | reply 582 | November 4, 2019 4:03 AM |
R582 went to Pep Boys when her boyfriend told her he wanted a rim job
by Anonymous | reply 583 | November 4, 2019 6:25 AM |
^Spreads wax paper on his floor, gets nude, pours ketchup all over himself, rolls around, shakes, and shouts "I am "french fry"!
by Anonymous | reply 584 | November 4, 2019 8:54 AM |
R584 masturbates to Eric Trump.
by Anonymous | reply 585 | November 4, 2019 12:20 PM |
Bought a pair of Rudy Giuliani's used Depends at a celebrity auction.
by Anonymous | reply 586 | November 7, 2019 3:09 AM |
R586 rimmed Roy Cohn when he had anal warts.
by Anonymous | reply 587 | November 7, 2019 1:39 PM |
r587 is so fat, she has Chrissy Metz's photo on her weight loss vision board.
by Anonymous | reply 588 | November 7, 2019 1:44 PM |
R588 learned how to binge but never got the hang of purging.
by Anonymous | reply 589 | November 7, 2019 1:47 PM |
R589 is an aggressive driver. Move out the way!
by Anonymous | reply 590 | November 8, 2019 11:30 PM |
^ is a mouth breather
by Anonymous | reply 591 | November 9, 2019 12:10 AM |
^Uses a clothesline
by Anonymous | reply 592 | November 9, 2019 12:27 AM |
R592 and his conjoined twin at R591 never learned to format their posts.
by Anonymous | reply 593 | November 9, 2019 11:14 AM |
R593 is the Welp Troll.
by Anonymous | reply 594 | November 9, 2019 11:25 AM |
R594 likes to eat at the Chili's because he loves exotic food.
by Anonymous | reply 595 | November 9, 2019 11:41 AM |
I don't care about your rule, OP. I find R594 to be far more of an asshole than R595
by Anonymous | reply 596 | November 9, 2019 2:10 PM |
Well this was an educational topic.
by Anonymous | reply 597 | November 9, 2019 2:50 PM |
R597, is accustomed to DL normally being an Algonquin Table when he's not perusing the "presenting holes" thread.
by Anonymous | reply 598 | November 9, 2019 2:54 PM |
Sans the comma
by Anonymous | reply 599 | November 9, 2019 2:55 PM |
Damn it! Roundtable.
by Anonymous | reply 600 | November 9, 2019 2:55 PM |