Walking corpse Elizabeth Hammer is now a spokesperson for Visa!

Try this in link fails

Spooky AND annoying. Dead soul of a ghoul.

Her people obviously look around for opportunities to link her up with companies who'll partner with anyone that has a certain number of followers on SM and fits whatever demo they're trying to hit. It's not like Visa took notice of her and said, 'Get us Liz!', seeking her out. That's what all these meetings she claims to have are about--pitching her to them. Not the other way around.

She's the only human you can swipe in a credit card reader. Of course they chose her.

She's a journalist, and a floor polish, and a thirsty desiccated cunt.

R3 isn't that the case with most celebrities, though?

A summary of the video for those who don’t have time to watch

Aren't the Hammer family embarassed by her??

I don't believe she ever entertains. Where are the posts on her parties? She documents everything in her life she considers glamorous.

R4 Touche

What did she do to her face?

Yes, I found that hard to believe too R9. She is a prolific oversharer, and she is never at home. Who would she even invite to a party at her home, she has no true friends.

Same hand gestures.

She’s still describing herself as a journalist? Seriously?

That famewhore-adjacent anorexic whose bakery business consists of pushing cupcakes and other refined toxic waste on the public? I'll be canceling my card.

QUE ?

R9, maybe she wants to keep her 'real' life to herself? It happens. What you see on instagram is seldom reality

R17 Never forget: This is a woman who repeatedly posts pictures of her kids after they have puked on themselves.

R18, repeat after me: instagram is 'NOT reality'. I repeat; instagram is 'NOT reality'.

R18 or them sucking on their father's toes then saying that's his problem even when she was the one who took the video

[quote]What did she do to her face?

Look at this shot from 2011...she barely looks like the same person.

She has those Botox brows that make her look like a villain.

Live your best life, Liz!

ALERT : Misogynist Frau Thread

Kill it with fire!!!

Just burn yourself R23

R23 Why the fuck do these cunts keep posting about this cunt here, like we give a shit

R24 Die in a grease fire is the accepted term ya mong

R25 Then just fucking burn away. NO one will miss your fucked up ass.

Why does she feel the need to be an advertising shill? She is married to a successful actor who was already born into an oil empire. If this is an instance of her "wanting to make her own money," doing it this way makes her look even more ridiculous.

Money may be secondary to the primary identity as a histrionic control freak famewhore of the highest order. Plus, she may have just enough peripheral vision to see Armie could dump her, radically reducing her ACESS to famewhoring opportunities.

R21 I've always felt they were a bizarre pairing. If someone showed me that pic and I had no idea who they were/had never seen them before, I would assume it was a gay guy and his hag, or a male model and his agent or something. It's odd to see couples where the male is so much younger and more attractive.

Btw someone should let her know that a little meat on her bones makes her look MUCH more feminine. In recent pics she's starting to look like a younger Caitlyn Jenner.

R25 Can smell your smelly cunt from half a world away

I think it’s nice to see someone who should be content with their privilege clearly struggling and insecure and just such a sad mess. It’s kind of healing- shows the grass isn’t always greener, your mind is more powerful than your circumstance.

If those recent “date night” photos where they look miserable are any indication, all is not well in the House of Hammer.

When was it ever R32

The real question is who is Liz's lesbian lover?

R31 lol Yeah she's pretty pathetic.

Tyler Ramsey introduced Liz and Armie. He used to work in reality TV as a casting couch.. I mean agent. Him and his brother are like servants to the Hammer heir. He probably arranged the beard situ.

R31 I was a little surprised to see Elizabeth actually responding to "haters" (can't stand that term) on her Insta. I'd have pegged her as the type to believe she was above any type of interaction with internet randos.

Her responses were all pretty weak, btw, and just dripping with insecurity. I'd actually have some admiration for her if she were able to have enough of a sense of humor about herself to dish out some witty, bitchy comebacks.

R37 She needs to learn to stop giving a shit before she puts her entire life on public view.

R37 comebacks are, in themselves, quite pathetic. She's not intelligent enough to be witty and is highly insecure so is compelled to respond. Besides she only ever wants love and admiration and unless they are her employee or has something they want she'll never be admired. She hates Timmy for his easy, flawless beauty

She and Armie both have paper-thin skin. The difference is that his clapbacks are funny.

so new lily and fam content?

Wrong thread R41.

R42 not r41 but is there a current thread for them?

Have you noticed how few people care about her Insta-chronicles unless Armie or the kids are in them?

It's incredible the censorship you get on the DL. You can't talk about Armie and Tim. You can't talk about aspects of their private life or discuss them intelligently; so, my guess is that the US is like China. Funny that the Americans always point the finger at other cultures and countries but you don't need to look elsewhere, the US of A is is the worst of them all.

VI$A is a rip off

Oh FFS. Get a grip.

DL is a private board--it can practice any sort of censorship the site owners wish. At this point, the deletion of Armie and Timmy-related threads is counterproductive, because it's just creating more threads and more chaos. But they have the right to do it, and it has nothing to do with the US. What a bizarre leap to make.

I just watched her roasted chicken for a week thing from the Today Show and lololololol. Adding thyme and "woody herbs" is my biggest takeaway, but that's cooking 101 knowledge. As someone who has a fondness for her (fact: I have a fondness for most people who are unintentionally hilarious), that was just silly. Oh she likes mayo. Me too!

At least Al Roker seemed to enjoy the prepped meal.

I can’t even with her latest IG and the male stripperLook, world! She’s a cool mom!

DL has a teen girl infestation obsessed with Timmy.

Can she even have periods anymore?

R47 is the cuntiest troll I've ever seen

I wonder if Elizabeth knows how famous she is on the DL. How would she feel about it?

R47, the DL is based in the US which makes any accusations of censorship in the US still valid. As to it being private, so are all the media outlets around, newspapers, TV stations, they still adhere to an unwritten code of impartiality, otherwise they will lose credibility. It is absurd to be on an anonymous gay gossip board and be unable to gossip freely about some actors rumored gay identity. So then, what on earth is the DL for? I have started to wonder who owns the DL due to their obvious agenda of de-gaying the site. Do they make money with this? I doubt so...

[quote][R47] is the cuntiest troll I've ever seen

You haven't been around DL long, have you? That was nothing.

[quote]It is absurd to be on an anonymous gay gossip board and be unable to gossip freely about some actors rumored gay identity.

We are all here at the site owner's whim, because it's a PRIVATE BOARD. And because of that, we have no rights except those granted to us by the site owner. By being here, we are accepting their terms, otherwise we can fuck off. The idea that there's some sort of larger societal censorship going on here is deranged (and if you think all credible newspapers and TV stations are impartial, I don't even know what to say). DL's owners have no obligation to be impartial, allow free speech, or anything else. This isn't a newspaper or a site where journalistic standards are applied.

It's not that Muriel doesn't want anyone's possible gay identity discussed - DL is full of such discussion. What Muriel doesn't want is the presence of lots of straight female posters from other sites who come here, use lots of bandwidth and create and attract all sorts of mayhem (such as ATC and other insane trolls). This board has a long history of putting up with influxes of straight female posters who use DL's resources but are not part of the larger community, and it's always been a sore point. In the end, this is a board for a minority group, and people who are not LGBTQ need to realize where they are and understand that they're guests here, not residents. It was never meant to be used as a fan board by people from the outside. Even so, I think Muriel would be more tolerant if the threads didn't receive so much negativity/FFs and psychos like ATC didn't spam them all the time. But it is what it is.

Korea is going wild for lil Timmy Tim

Charmies are disgusting homophobes and misogynists.

R55 Don’t bother arguing with the troll, it’s just here to stir up shit.

R56 so true They don't think men can be friends without fucking and if men aren't toxically masculine they must be gay.

R53 I imagine something like this...

R60, nearly...

And this guy is not gay? Give me a break...

R62 You sound like a Tumblr frau. Fashion has nothing to do with sexual orientation.

Leave Mouseboy out of this.

R43 Find the ole Tim crew on Tapatalk now.

She posted a screenshot of her underwear order today. Her underwear.

Doesn’t this woman have a business to run?

R65 no they are not there. just checked and guess what? the only one there is the troll who shuts up these threads. so fuck off.

Fucking ugly Charmie fraus.

si is this the new tim and armie thread?

R66 I can’t wait til she models it for us!

No, R69. Now stop asking.

R69 R67. No, I’m serious. You found the wrong thread on Tapatalk. Search Timothee Chalamet on the app (not the website). Us snarks are there. Please come find us! We need more of the old gang! It starts “anything goes”.

R63, of course not, that's why we will surely see Trump dressed as a drag queen any day now. And in our daily commute to Wall Street it's common to see financiers sporting stiletto heels.

You sound like a try-hard millennial

I’m trying to comprehend how the underwear in r70 works. It seems to be upside down.

Is this the new Timmy thread now? Is he gonna start acting his age soon or keep acting like an overexcited baby. He's starting to get annoying.

For the last time, this is Not. A. Fucking. Timmy. Thread.

r67 you stupid idiot. here they are. Go joine them.

r67 you stupid idiot. here they are. Go joine them.

Why don't you fuck off with that shit? You "joine" them if you want.

The whole thing about DL is that it's an anonymous board. idgaf about forums. If I wanted a fucking username I'd be on fucking tumblr or insta or twitter or some other platform. I could open an anon community somewhere but I can't be assed to run and mod it so fuck it, imma wait until the dust settles on DL.

R62 if you're stereotyping based on clothing, nah he's str8. No gay man would look this unkempt willingly. But basing someone's sexuality on their clothes makes you an ugly homophobe. Fuck off back to tumblr Mazie or Steph. Fatty!

R77 it's all about Timmy. Who you kidding?

I finally feel like Timmy has found his place. He's going to kill it in Dune. The aura is already present. That Korea visit was on a legendary scale. I've never been so attracted to him.

Why do the freaks in these threads keep calling this woman a "walking corpse" etc? Are you all 400-lb fraus? She looks like a pretty normal size to me.

R74 Nothing you've said demonstrates a link between sexuality and clothing but A for effort I guess.

This is Timothee Chalamet thread.

R85 No, she's anorexic. That's not her natural weight.

This is Thimothee Chalamet thred by a troll hating on Armie's wife. GTFO

This is Thimothee Chalamet thred by a troll hating on Armie's wife. GTFO

This is Thimothee Chalamet thred by a troll hating on Armie's wife. GTFO

This is Thimothee Chalamet thred by a troll hating on Armie's wife. GTFO

This is Thimothee Chalamet thred by a troll hating on Armie's wife. GTFO

This is Thimothee Chalamet thred by a troll hating on Armie's wife. GTFO

This is Thimothee Chalamet thred by a troll hating on Armie's wife. GTFO

R67 WRONG YOU STUPID FAT STRAIGHT SLUT

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STUPID TWATS

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KICK THEM IN THE CUNT

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CUNT PUNT THEM

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GO TO TAPTALK BITCHES

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PRESUMPTUOUS FAT WOMEN ARE AS UNWELCOME ON DATALOUNGE AS IN REAL LIFE

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FAT DESPERATE WHORES

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HEY, STRAIGHT CUNTS? NO ONE LOVES YOU. JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.

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ARMIE DOESNT LOVE YOU

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TIMOTHEE DOESNT LOVE YOU

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CHARMIE DOESNT LOVE YOU

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LIKOTHEE DOESNT LOVE YOU

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Sharks Gone Wild: Eat, Prey, Blood

EVEN YOUR OWN MOTHER DOESNT LOVE YOU

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BECAUSE NOBODY LOVES UGLY FAT STALKER CUNTS

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R85, are we going to start with that again?

R110 deserves to have their flesh eaten by a floridian bathsalts addict

r110 gonna choke when Armie will divorce her queen Liz.

r113 gonna choke when Liz posts ig stories of her husband again.

R114 Why aren't you fucking dead??

CHOKE ON A HOT FISHCAKE BITCH!

r115 can't accept the truth ? She'll post her happy family pics and vids again bitch.

R116 Lizard needs you up her pussy again. so up up and away.

R113 Which will be very soon, there's already photographic evidence of him not wearing his ring.

She was brave to go to Disneyland, the castmembers May have mistaken her for a prop from the Haunted Mansion and tried to return her to the ride,

Shippers' trait. Oh he's not wearing his wedding ring.hahahaha Benedict Cumberbatch who think his marriage is a sham , Fifty shades shippers who want him divorce his wife to be with Dakota Johnson holding the not wearing his ring to their grave and those guys still marry and made more kids with their wives. I really love to see these shippers have a melt down when the divorce doesn't happen. lol

* fifty shades shippers who want Jamie Dornan to divorce his wife*

Too many errors*** Benedict Cumberbatch's stan who think.....*****in r120

r119 and what will the staffs mistake you for? foot scraper , maybe. No matter how you bad mouth her, she's still winning . She lives her glorious life while you were a jealous bitch in front of your key board, loser.

* you are*

So she used to spend all her time chasing him around and now she’s off doing her girl stuff without him? Oh, Liz. He doesn’t care. He’s relieved.

I feel a little tiny but sorry for her. She should just let the divorce happen.

Here’s my anecdotal observation. In a marriage, both partners have to come from the same kind of marriage to make it. For instance, if both spouses come from broken homes, there’s a good chance the couple will stay married. If both spouses come from intact families, there’s a good chance they’ll stay married. But if a couple is from two different backgrounds, there’s trouble. Just my theory. Are Liz’s parents still together?

Yes.

They will divorce next year when they hit 10 years, after ten years the state of California gives a judge authority to adjust a divorce settlement in the future which is beneficial to both spouses in case of change of living circumstances.

R127

Sounds legit

We'll see if the divorce will happen or not when it happens. I'll be here to see what your excuses it doesn't happen. Before then you can calm your jealousy down by citing it. "The divorce will come next year The divorce will come next year The divorce will come next year The divorce will come next year The divorce will come next year" hahahahaa

Cite it, dear Chamies and it will be real next year. "The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year " LMFAO

They're obviously separated and he's been looking better than ever without her. Like he stopped hitting the bottle too. His parents divorced and so will he. Probably gonna announce it next year, like r127 said.

r131 Cite it, it will be real next year. "The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year The divorce is coming next year " LMFAO

So the Hammer gala is tonight. I guess Armie's relived he has an excuse not to have to go and fake it with her on the red carpet. Last year he just left her standing there in front of the photographers. So embarrassing.

Where are all Timothee Chalamet threads?

R134 this is the new Timmy Chalamet thread.

Ask where Timmy is....CONSTANTLY.

Muriel will like that! Go ahead.

Where are all my dear Chamies friends ? I miss them. Are they all exiled to Tapatalk? I'm sadden by their leaving.

Where are all Timothee Chalamet stans?

R133 yeah she looked insane left standing there with her ugly greet suit

Her bones must make xylophone noises

So this is an interesting photo

R140 A couple poses for pictures while friend and co-star, just like the rest of the crowd, looks at them.

How interesting.

He was upset on that carpet and Armie was trying to calm him down at one point, there's a short video somewhere.

I mean, it's possible he was just annoyed because she inserted herself once again. Still, interesting.

R142 Yeah the only interesting thing (and by interesting I mean pathetic) here to me is that Liz once again heavily inserted herself into the promo ciruit when she had no business being there in the first place. Such a sad, fame-hungry woman.

What's with the freaks who think EVERY pair of actors who played a gay couple on screen must be a couple in real life? Even if both of these dudes really are closeted gay men, who says they are together? So silly.

The same fangirls who fantasize about Armie and Tim also get totally upset and offended if you suggest the man that Arnie really was fucking on set was Luca.

This thread is a putrid mess of vile delusional fraus squawking about two het males who don't give a fuck about each other.

Oh my god, look at those legs.

r147 very beautiful legs.

R147 what legs? all I see are chopsticks.

r149 You're blind.

Elizabeth will be dead soon, she must be a junkie. The boy kid sucks toes, will be moving onto meth and dicks by the time he's a teen and the daughter will be spraying on tan, getting fillers and working that casting couch.

So Armie didn't go to his or Timmy's premiere but managed to get to Taika's. Director's bottom, for sure.

Armie likes them old, bearded and olive skinned. Luca, Tom Ford and Taika.

I ship them Taimie.

r151 Karma, You wish her dead. You'll be the one who dies very soon.

r151 Look at this woman lives her glorious life while you're burnt with jealousy in front of you key board.

*your key board*

Look at her, loser r151

Man, the delulu in this thread is just hilarious. Y'alls IQ must be of 50 or it is the same 2 trolls with their gazillion accounts? Either way lmfaooo

R155 I don't wish her dead. She needs help. Rehab, health farm, therapy. She's got a visible eating disorder and some addictions.

Her kids are screwed because the mother is a fruit cake.

We all have eyes.

Between that random dinner with Jason Statham and hanging around Taika hoping to be noticed, Armie is probably angling for some new roles.

[quote]Oh my god, look at those legs.

Her bony feet jacked up in those heels are scarier.

[quote]Y'alls IQ must be of 50

Somehow I don't think Mensa will be contacting YOU anytime soon, sweetie.

Fortunately the Hammers are filthy rich but money won't stop them beating depression when the kids grow up to understand their dysfunctions.

Liz should get some help. She can't keep up with the Joneses,she's not smart or creative. Her only talent is she married money.

R154 Taika doesn't want Armie. Armie can't act. He might fuck him, give him an unspeaking part in his next movie like Tom but he doesn't want his wooden acting. Armie hasn't accessed a legitimate emotion on screen since he threw the gay tantrum in J Edgar.

I'd like to eat out Timothée Chalamet and watch him cum on my face.

I want Timothée to piss in my mouth then wash it down with cum.

The dinner "with" Statham which was in fact with other people too, not just Statham, was a PR dinner, Einstein. He's not angling for shit with that, they just had to go out and get papped. You see him doing movies with Statham? Yah, no.

R127. Thanks! I knew 10 years was a thing in CA. But didn’t know the reason. That makes so much more sense to me now...

[quote] [R155] I don't wish her dead. She needs help. Rehab, health farm, therapy. She's got a visible eating disorder and some addictions.

She looks like she's a perfectly normal weight. You must be the size of Chrissy Metz.

[quote] We all have eyes.

Apparently not.

R168 perfectly normal weight for a bulimic. She's a fat baker underneath that eating disorder and she knows it.

R169 how much do you weigh?

We are curious...but we know the answer already.

R170 if you think she's a normal weight cool for you. But to many people she has a clear eating disorder which is most likely masked with an addiction of some sort. She is bony but intoned and has a bulimic jaw. Not to mention her obsession with food.

*untoned*

R171 are you bulimic, anorexic, and just fat?

Now, your obsession with this woman becomes clear.

Rosie Whiteley, Priyanka Chopra, Bella Hadid, these are women who don't cheat but work out. They look great and healthy. Liz is a desperate fatty who loves fried,sugary foods and booze and is too lazy to work out so she's either throwing it up or starving herself.

R173 insulting me won't make it better for crazy Liz. If you care about her, get her some help.

R175 so you envy Armie’s wife because what you see as her bulimia / anorexia works for her.

Because she is thin, and she’s got a handsome husband, kids, and a glamorous lifestyle.

While you, despite your bulimia / anorexia do not have any of those things. No husband, no kids, and your lifestyle is depressing and not the envy of anyone.

I do not care for you, except in the general way that I care for all human beings....but, you need to get yourself some help.

She is really handsome.

But Armie is so beautiful that it is difficult to look good next to him.

You sound rather jealous. Yes, you.

Eeeeeeew

Nobody in their right mind wants to be married to Armie or living her lifestyle. Sane people enjoy their lives without having to deprive their bodies of food. Armie is not nearly as good looking as he thinks and is kind of dumb. Who could tolerate him.

Liz needs to find herself a rich businessman who will let her be a healthy weight, not be fucking men behind her back, like her friend Nasiba. Now hers, Nasiba's, is an enviable life.

If Liz was happy it would be different but she's obviously miserable. Miserable people fight random strangers for acceptance.

R179 she looks hot in those pictures. The heavy fabric hides her too thin frame. No, this is probably the best she's ever looked. Maybe she could beard for Tom Ford. He is hotter than Armie.

R181

Isn't Tom Ford married to Richard Buckley?

Like for ages?

[quote] [R173] insulting me won't make it better for crazy Liz. If you care about her, get her some help.

Unlike you, r173 probably doesn't think he actually knows "crazy Liz," her diet and her life.

Yes, r182, Tom Ford is out and married to Richard Buckley, but the weirdo fat fraus in here have some sort of obsession with everyone being in the closet and bearding.

Liz! I am the ghost of Christmas future!

tbh Armie and Liz are too irrelevant to discuss. Why don't we resume talking about who really counts, Timothée. He owns every part of me.

Neither Armie, Liz, or Timothee are nearly as attractive as people seem to have deluded themselves into thinking they are. Armie looks like every typical dumb jock I went to high school with (and seems just about as intelligent); Liz has harsh, masculine facial features (shocking), and Timothee looks like a mousy internment camp survivor who has not set foot outside in 5 years. The only reason anyone on DL cares about Timothee specifically is because he at a cum-filled peach on camera. If he had not done CMBYN, nobody here would be talking about him.

*ate

R187 Timothée didn't eat he fucked the peach. We would talk about him eventually. He was born for fame and to disperse his semen into as many humans as possible.

Someone needs to take Boomerang off her phone.

Armie has ugly, plastic teeth and a fat ass. Fug

You want Armie, so bad, don’t you r191?

Mousy?

Sure, dear.

R193 hot af

That pic at r177, god he had such a dumb way of standing, chest puffed up and smiling like a dumbass like in his imdb profile shot. He seems less up his own ass and less of an attention whore now which makes him more attractive.

R195

Absolutely.

His insecurities and his new-found sensibility are making Armie ten times more beautiful and more attractive than before.

He is kinda rat-faced in that pic, r193.

R197

Well, who is the rat lover, then?

R196 nah

Are they divorced?

Her brother married someone who looks exactly like her. Gross.

Her brother looks like he rode the short bus to school. Somebody needs to button his mouth closed before flies get in.

And R200, that site looks like it was run through Google Translate a dozen times. I wouldn't get too excited.

It's shocking how different Liz looks in the pic @ R177.

R193, he looks gorgeous and I'm not even into him

[quote] [R197] Well, who is the rat lover, then?

I dunno; who is? I see only a raccoon in that gif.

Liz has something to say about you hating ass haters.

Texas native, who shares Harper, 4, and Ford, 2, with Armie Hammer, loves “a good clapback.” That’s because she knows the haters “are absolutely out of bounds and not right at all,” she told Us

R205 All the eye rolls. Also, she looks haggard as shit in the photo from the Elle Whatever Awards.

R205 When have her clapbacks ever been good?

Well I'll be damned if her replies are considered clapback

Why?

Eeeewww

Between her receding hairline and her face being so tight that her eyes are pulled up, Liz is beginning to look like a samurai.

After all their hard work to het him up with the tonsillectomy boat pics, Timmy has got to be trolling with his newfound love of man makeup and flowy shirts.

Why won’t somebody feed this poor starving Trans?

But she's a NORMAL, HEALTHY WEIGHT, R212! All women should have praying mantis legs! You're just jealous.😈🍩🍮🎂🍰

“Look at my sternum! Look at it! You did this to me!”

Armie, you are fucking the twink but look at me

Just look at me ME

I am thinner than him now!!!

He's fucking the twink? Really?

R216 Seems likely but not everyone will be convinced.

What if Liz is starving herself to look more like Timmy? She might have assumed Armie likes very skinny people.

Too bad he doesn't give a fuck about her and their marriage, she just looks like fool now.

She starves herself while pumping her face with Botox and fillers. Not like he's given a shit about how she looks in ages anyway but someone should tell her that shit's speeding up the aging like hell. She looks as young as her "bff" Rachel Zoe who's 50.

Seem likes Chamies were exiled to Tapatalk but some gabage still left on DL.

Feeling good not to see Chamies here, a little scum bag doesn't bother much.

*garbage* correct r219

ROFL she used a beauty filter so we can’t see her bones

R222, and your point is..? Everyone uses them, it's part and parcel of posting on IG

Eeeeeew

Man!

She looks like a man.

R224

Come on, she looks better than most.

R225

I still doubt she will ever end up in Ru Paul's Drag Race.

But I can picture her with a strap-on, with her huuuuuuuuuuusband.

Those severe pulled-back hairstyles don’t do her any favors. She looks better with her hair loose.

I've never really given much credence to the "Armie is gay and Elizabeth is a beard" theories on DL, but I just gone done watching "Wounds" on Hulu, and he seemed flaming throughout that flick. He is also not a good actor. I had never seen him in anything before.

According to Liz's ig story, she's going to London with caption "coming to you, husband. I guess she and Armie will announce the divorce together. LOL

This is a TRANS

She's coming to her husband. Awww sweet !!!!

I’ve never thought Liz was a beard. I think Armie truly loved her, or thought he did, when they got married but has figured out a lot about himself, his sexuality (whatever that may be), etc. in the years since. I mean, he married her at 23. He was a baby. I speak from experience: People change a LOT between 23 and 33.

She positively looks like a MTF

She looks more and more like a beard.

All the ridiculous photos on a bed with LRD and Stella Maxwell and then attending the Church Service on Sunday with the children dressed like Village of the Damned extras!

Hypocrite fakeness

You bet Dru Hammer loves her , “my daughter-in-love” as she writes!

She's a pathetic doormat. I guess that happens when your whole life depends on your husband... his money, his friends, his connections, EVERYTHING his. She's literally nothing without him. All these "jobs" are arranged by him to keep her mouth shut so he can keep doing his thing on the side. No wonder she's anorexic and insecure.

Liz's with Armie in London and Lily Rose is with Timmy in LA. Lovely couples.

Beards, the both of them.

How sweet of them to support their SOs.

Couple vibe.

R238

He looks like bowing out to Brad “take me out” and the Gollum beard clings in.

R238

He looks like bowing out to Brad “take me out” and the Gollum beard clings in.

Is she puckering up her lips for photos or did she have them done? Weird pouty look.

King and his queen in real life.

R238 they are just standing next to each other...idk. after those pathetic boat pics i can't buy any of it.

R234 your jealously and impotent rage are delicious

R242

Young Johnny Depp was sexy and the French singer was pretty, how come their daughter is so hard-faced?

Maybe their son Jack is the sexy one?

Can the Timmy stans please fuck off?

Can jealous Liz hater cunt fuck off?

Don't you Liz haters have no place to go like Those Charmies who're on Tapatalk now. Go join them.

Can the dumb bitch Liz ass kisser fuck off? Go brown nose her on her ig, she needs you what with her comments dropping like a stone.

lol the lizard is and so is armie back at posting songs. this time about sucking dick

lmao poor guy really can't stand her anymore. That song exactly on the day of her arrival, nah that ain't no coincidence.

You sound really stupid r251

Is English your first language?

Don't worry about my IQ. I may be stupid but I'm sure af not as dumb as you Liz stans.

I don’t care about Armie’s wife r253

Your retarded straight fat girl jealousy is stinking up Data Lounge.

You need to be exiled along with the Charmies and those stupid Richard Madden cows. You are contributing nothing here, except mental illness.

R254 go sleep on your nose

Boy you really told me, you jealous fat cow at r255

How long has it been since someone touched you? A long time, obviously.

Kill your self. No one will miss you.

r254 zzzzzzZZZZzzzzz

R257 what sounds do obese socially retarded women make when they sleep?

Please, tell us.

Work hard Be kind etc etc

R259, unlike you

R259 Her VOICE. I would stick my head in the cupcake-filled oven if I had to listen to that every day.

THIS

IS

AN

ANOREXIC

TRANS

She looks perfectly normal r262

What kind of land behemoth are you that you would consider that woman anorexic?

Fat and envious....not a good look

r262 is full of hate and jealousy.

Don’t forget that r262 is full of self hatred and about 600 lbs of lard r264

She always seemed kind of insufferable but still seemed looked more laid-back a few years ago. Wtf happened to her? Did she go crazy because they got married and had kids? It happends to quite a lot of women from conservative backgrounds from my experience.

R266....why are you obsessing over this nobody? Liz Hammer is a nobody.

Do you actually have friends to spend time with? Do you have a family? Or do people reject you? Because you’re fat and crazy? Because you’re desperate?

Who in their right minds would stan her?

Who in their right minds hate someone they don't ever meet ?

R262

Why are the legs badly photoshopped?

Reflections, darling!!!

Oh Darlings,

I invented being thin!!

A fat, lonely woman hates a thin woman for being married and having kids. A story as old as humanity.

She did have a more relaxed and happy vibe earlier in her life. Now she has a frantic quality.

They probably were crazy about each other at one time.

I think people would like her slightly more if she ever came out from behind that plastic veneer and said, you know what, sometimes owning a business sucks, sometimes being married to an actor is hard, sometimes the kids act like assholes, but it’s all good. Instead she tries to work the aggressively perky “MY LIFE IS NONSTOP FABULOUS DAMMIT” angle and it’s off-putting, especially combined with the lame insecure clapbacks that prove she’s not buying what she’s selling.

That hardly makes her unique in the world of social media, I do realize.

R272

Everyone was jealous of me and my family.

Her body is to die for.

Darling Patsy....always so charming and witty, unlike that lard assed she hog that stinks up DL with utterly non humorous screeds about Armie Hammer’s wife.

So..she went to London but no pic of her husand on her IG.

Trouble in paradise, Liz?

Yes, you can tell EVERYTHING about someone through what the post on their Instagram.

Fat lonely girls have THE scoop on celebrities wives. You won’t get anything past them.

Yes, you can tell EVERYTHING about someone through what the post on their Instagram.

Fat lonely girls have THE scoop on celebrities wives. You won’t get anything past them.

R277 It legit looks like she's there for work and not to see her husband.

Except she posted to her story 'Coming for you, husband'...

Considering it took her two years to notice that an employee was robbing her blind, one would think she’d spend a little more time at her bakeries these days instead of famewhoring at these random events.

I knew we’d get a post with Armie’s hands or some other random body part to prove she’s with him.

Other people see it too

Look how masculine she looks next to real ladies!

Christopher, Christina, dammit!

Is she even pretending to be a businesswoman anymore?

OMG

Won’t somebody feed this poor Trans?

What on earth kind of award did she get?

Best Gag Reflex

Girl, you have no business being mentioned in the same sentence as Dan Rather.

Yikes!

R293 That’s actually not the worst hair I’ve seen on her. Much better than those ponytails or the stupid giant headbands.

She looks hella old, though. I mean, so do I. But I don’t spend a small fortune on anti aging treatments and Botox.

The damage control on her IG from that embarrassing red carpet interview, where he looked like he wanted to be anywhere else but with her, is cringey. And seriously, was this event such a big deal that she’s still posting about it 5 days later?

OMG look at the photo they used. She looks like a Day of the Dead doll.

R296 I can’t tell you how many times I’ve wondered, what does this style goddess keep in her purse? Fank you, US Magazine, oh fank you!

OMFG

She dressed like this to go to a Jonas Brothers concert.

Of course she did, R299. Because ATTENTION.