Why do gays fake liking team sports?

I like baseball and football, no fske.

I don't like any of the sports, not even the ones you've identified as 'our' sports. I used to just block the threads, but since that doesn't seem to work on DL anymore, I end up blocking the OPs, and I wish I didn't need to do that. I've never given a single flying fuck for any sport event. They're a pestilence.

I actually like baseball. I loathe the other ones.

So tired of inept poll trolls.

If football and baseball didn’t bore me so easily, I’d love to get into them. Hot jocks in tight pants. It’s a goldmine for me.

I real-like football and baseball (not fake-like). I don't real-like or fake-like basketball. And hockey is just basketball on ice.

Football is violent;

Baseball a bore.

Hockey is bloody;

You might as well gay.

Gay rugby is a way for fat people to meet each other

Absolutely love basketball. Played that, football and baseball in high school. I like playoff baseball and football if the right teams are playing.

Love playing and watching basketball. I've been to every NBA arena. No fake.

I used to think I hated all team sports. Then in the mid 90s I watched the Olympics hockey gold medal game and it was love at first sight.

I like the sports with the decorative pom-poms.

I really enjoyed the locker room scenes in North Dallas Forty. That is all.

I played sports when I was younger and still enjoy watching baseball, football and basketball. When the Olympics are on TV, I will watch just about any sport. I would watch gymnastics if it was on all of the time.

Don't forget figure skating! Also I enjoy watching swimming and track and field during the Olympics. Sometimes I'll watch the rodeos with all those cowboys on broncho busters when I channel surf and see that it is on.

And just remember...

Football butts drive me nuts!

I don't really like to watch basketball on tv, though it can be fun in person. But I always noticed from the players uniforms you could see their armpit hair. Steph Curry at present is tops in pits nowadays.

Steph Curry is fugly.

Not his armpits. He's kinda cute actually.

I like basketball -- it's fun. I like baseball asses.

Football is a f'ing bore: there are probably 10 minutes total of actual playing time in a 2 hour+ game.

Hockey is a foreign sport for the ice people.

I love baseball.

How do baseball guys have such huge, jiggly butts?

Baseball, America’s pastime.

[quote] How do baseball guys have such huge, jiggly butts?

Examples please.

R6 How is basketball fake? I am an avid fan of college and pro sports - basketball, football. Pro baseball. Soccer (especially the national teams). I am a pacifist and conscientious objector (remember the draft?), but played football in school and love another "individual sport", boxing. Go figure.

I Love watch and playing sports. Basketball and Football are my favorites. Alot of gay guys legitimately love sports. Now if I want to strictly watch hot guys it's Diving and gymnastics. Diving especially as it's basically socially accepted gay porn.

I didn't say basketball was fake, R25. I said I didn't fake-like (or real-like, for that matter) basketball. It's not a sport I like, so I don't have to fake-like it as OP says.

Love golf, baseball and hockey in equal measure. Watching tennis bores me, football is too long, stop and go, commentators bug the fuck out of me. I get into March Madness but otherwise basketball is just kind of meh to me.

Fake bump

I wish I could learn and get into watching at least one of the major sports regularly on tv. I even bought football for dummies and basketball for dummies. I made flashcards to learn the rules. Still I just couldn't get into either of them. People seem to have so much fun following their team and a sport. It's also good for socializing and networking.

Fencing, OP ! How could you forget fencing ? !

Fencing, OP ! How could you forget fencing ? !

Weird thread title. I don't really see how or why someone would "fake-like" sport. Either one does or not. I Suppose one could over play enthusiasm, say if their spouse is an uber fan, or jock, but that's different to what OP suggests.

"I'm a swishy femme guy and I hate that there are gay men who are not like me. So I want to perpetuate the stereotype that we are all just a flock of limp wristed pansies who love old fashioned terms like limp-wristed pansies and squeal "you GO gurlllina!!!" when we are happy."

Hmmph. That r34 wasn't me.

R30, you picked the wrong sports—stick with America’s Favorite Pastime, baseball. (To get you started remember that the catchers usually have great asses because of all the squats they do during the game.)

R30, you have to watch the sport to be fan of it?

R34, to no one's surprise, is YourMillennialFriend.

R38 is Hercule Poirot..

The reason I like baseball

FF homophobic OP

OP, just because you are an outdated effeminate stereotype doesn’t mean all or most gay dudes are too. Many of us play or played team sports and are actually athletic. Keep your fem mindset to yourself, man.

Just an observation/correction to some comments/assumptions in this thread. You can be a sissy/effeminate guy... AND like sports too.

Nope, R43. The aesthetics troll and YMF have both declared it to be impossible, thus it must be.

I’m not sure, OP. Is your thread protecting based on your behavior?

R43 is correct, but it is likely OP is fem and is threatened by masc gay guys

Has nobody mentioned volleyball?

Does watching football so see the asses count?

I hate the word buddy. Gay men please stop saying it .. you sound fucking stupid

Volleyball is for Chinese people

R49, you don’t seem like my type of person, so I will say it that much more now

There are plenty of gay guys who watch and even play sports. OP, are you sure you're gay and not a homophobic troll?

I know a guy - a gay guy - who played football at a big division 1 college. It's a school everyone would know.

Btw, I've known more gay guys that played football than ones were involved in tennis or gymnastics

Even though I think sports are the most unsophisticated form of culture, I do enjoy international sports and enjoy playing myself.

I would enjoy and watch team sports if, in general, they weren't so homophobic.

Overheard at gay rugby.. What’s up buddy? How’s it going buddy? Yeah we’re going for beers afterwards buddy. Hey buddy! Fuck ya buddy.

Jocks say “bro” much more than buddy

I like Mike.

OP, your question seems like it's an uneducated, homophobic, insulting, non-sensical generalization.

I personally fake liking sports to be around all the straight jocks. I go to Buffalo Wild Wings sports bar on game day and I’m surrounded by masculine bros juiced up on adrenaline and cheap beer. I may get a chest bump, may get a peak of their snake at the urinal, maybe just a handshake, but there’s always the chance one will let me blow his dick.

I really like all sports. But I especially like hockey. I think I enjoy most about football is blowing the guys watching it. How could you fake liking football I could get you so much fun!

R50 well, then, Basketball is for Hispanics.

Here, here, r58!!!

I hate all those sports— playing and watching them. When I’m in the company of straight guys, I play along.

I pretend I love my hometown teams, which have been so awful for the last 30 years. This way I never have to talk about a particular game

I am a total bottom pussy and I love football and basketball no faking it here. I actually have to fake like that rupaul bullshit to fit in with some gays.

Rugby fan here, and a new fan of American football, and I enjoy going to Hockey games, and watching them too. I play tennis quite regularly, but don't always enjoy it as a spectator sport.

OP, you are right. No gays guys are into football, so please stop speculating about which football players are gay. All of us are straighty straighterson.

OP is the nauseating “Gay Men are unlike other Men Troll.”

[quote]Btw, I've known more gay guys that played football than ones were involved in tennis or gymnastics

Gymnastics and tennis are "money" sports.

I love football and baseball. For hot jocks in tight uniforms, yes, but also because I like competitive sports. If you get to know either game, they can be fun to watch for the strategy and the skill.

I cannot stand basketball. The noise of sneakers on the court drives me crazy.

What are you talking about? I love baseball!

America’s favorite pastime.

America’s favorite pastime.

That NCSU baseball player denounced and slammed gay men for making sexual comments about his twerking and coming on to him

My older brother played soccer and hockey, so we watched lots of games. I enjoy following those two sports. I don't like / follow every sport, but I follow soccer and hockey because I'm interested and I grew up with them. I swim and dive three four times a week and have been doing so for years. I assure you OP that I am not faking my interest.