Possible "Nanny" Reboot Starring Singer/Actress CARDI B

[Quote]The Nanny star Fran Drescher, who also executive produced the classic ‘90s sitcom, tells ET that she has had talks with Cardi B’s team about bringing back her iconic character, Fran Fine, for a modern take on the show.

[Quote]"That was just kind of laying out groundwork," Drescher says of the meeting. "I do think she's great, and she would be kinda like my top choice, if she's disciplined to do this show every week. It can be a grind, but she's got a baby now and it could be a very comfortable, lovely way to, you know, work, be seen worldwide, and still do mini-concert tours when you're on hiatus."

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The Nanny was specifically about a Flushing Jew interacting with a WASP family. I don’t see how this works.

The Mammy

I can tell Fran right now Cardi won't have the drive it takes to do a tv show. Television is a grind and only people who really really want to act and are disciplined can make a good run of it.

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Quote]The Nanny was specifically about a Flushing Jew interacting with a WASP family. I don’t see how this works.

Apparently, Fran Drescher, a Jew from Flushing, sees how it can.

"CC, don't make me bust a cap in your ass, you unfucked hoe!"

The height of elegance!

This is inspired casting. Both of these women are incredibly annoying.

Post Malone is being considered for the Charles in Charge reboot. They could air back to back.

R12. LOL.

Nooooooooo. Fran was both clever and hot. Cardi B is just Bacardi!

I get her mixed up with Nicki Minaj.

Yeah, they do favor each other R15.

Fran Fine had style, she flair...Cardi B doesn't

Isn't Cardi B illiterate and "special"? How on earth did that pairing (Fran Drescher and Cardi B) happen?

OP. you left the "Goat" out of the show's title.

[quote] Apparently, Fran Drescher, a Jew from Flushing, sees how it can. —Maybe Fran had a dalliance with an Ethiopian Jew?

Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar (Cardi B) is a white Latino

No. I won’t be watching.

Wasn’t Cardi B was a hooker who rolled Johns? I think the role of rough around the edges but loving surrogate mom might be a stretch.

Maybe in the pilot dad agrees to give her a cushy job watching the kids in exchange for getting his watch back.

It sounds potentially pretty great actually. Who can play Sylvia Fine? I loved Renée Taylor in the role.

"Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar (Cardi B) is a white Latino

Anyone with eyes can see she's a black latina, and she refers to herself as a black latina.

Shelley Morrison would have been great as Sylvia if she hadn't retired.

Rita Moreno as Yetta?

Wasn’t she retiring?

What about Jackée for Sylvia?

[quote]I don’t see how this works.

Each week she drugs and robs a different associate of Mr. Sheffield's.

Okay? (Clok.)

[Quote]What about Jackée for Sylvia?

Great idea!

A black woman playing a housekeeper, yeah, that will go over well in 2019.

^ Of course a Jewish woman playing a housekeeper would be more believable.

That's a terrible idea.

I don't know good she would be on scripted television but I can imagine she possesses perfect comedic timing. This girl has charisma out the ass, annoying voice and all. I've seen her in late night interviews and she has this aura of charisma, wit, and realness that was refreshing. She basically took control of the interview, sort of like how madonna used to do in her prime. It was like a young joan rivers in a Dominican street princess' body.

r30, A nanny isn't a housekeeper you uncultured bitch.

I think for this to work the family shouldn't be waspy white but uptight, proper Puerto Ricans or even rich black Americans a la Fresh Prince.

And I suppose Wendy Williams will be recruited to play the part of the snarky blonde know-it-all bitch.

No fucking way...

I LOATHE everything about this idea!

Does Fran's pussy stink?

Cardi B. - that's a strain of syphilis isn't it?

The only black nanniess I see are African. And I mean from Africa, African.

OP is incorrect. This IS a joke.