Facebook employee kills himself at company headquarters

Oh shit.

How awful for everyone else.

Zuck????????

What was playing on his Timeline?

This exact thing happened in the new Child’s Play film.

I’m sure the benefits and pay are good there, and in exchange, your pledge your life.

I told him to "Lean In", not "Lean Over"!

Did everyone at work “like” it?

Thoughts and prayers.

The AI has reached a singularity! The AI has reached a singularity! The AI has reaaaa.....

Can I have his office?

Frankly, I'm surprised more social tech sheep don't cannonball out of their office windows. They're as bad as lawyers. Let 'em jump, the lot of 'em.

Can he FINALLY get a share????

I hope the suicide note is somewhere Zuckerberg's flunkies can't find it and destroy it.

Counseling for today's incident is available for all employees. Please note counseling cannot be scheduled during business hours, and all fees will be deducted from your pay.

We're also adding new antidepressant drugs to your healthcare plan to reduce future events.

Anymore issues with our privacy standards you'd like to debate in this Town Hall? I didn't think so.

We've uncovered a security flaw in our new Facebook Smart Home video device you have been testing.

Unfortunately, the Facebook Smart Bed, Facebook Smart Bath, and Facebook Smart Child modules were affected.

While we had no intention of recording your daily activities, high definition footage was accidentally stored and uploaded to our Facebook Cloud, where it may have been accessed by our developer partners. We regret this error.

The cafeteria is on the fourth floor. He must have hated the Facebook Funburger being served to him everyday. However many of the Facebook faithful gave him a dislike for his opinion. As a result, he became depressed and ended it all.

What was on his iPad?

"Jump" -- Van Halen

It's just like on "Succession"!

Probably a moderator.

"All the windows will be painted black this week."

Probably got tired of living in his car.

The fourth floor? That could have gone either way.

I'm glad if he had to kill himself it was at Facebook Headquarters. Now it will get attention. If he did it somewhere else, it wouldn't get any. I fucking hate mark zuckerberg

I am sorry this guy killed himself

Amateur

In the end, he had bitchy resting face.

This was posted on FB today:

Who cares?

Facebook is for old fucks. No one hot or cool gives a shit about all the shares and reposts 40+ year olds are posting there.

He probably jumped because he's selling his soul so that old losers can exchange lame Dad jokes.

[quote]What was on his iPad?

Anything by Smashmouth.

blood sacrifice

[quote]No one hot or cool

No one who says this is either one.

Did he vaguebook before doing it?

From R28, have to wonder if it was a depressed Warren supporter.

Did he have “a” Facebook?