SPAMMER TO SUCK MY DICK?

Quick, unzip your fly and keep it down! He or she might strike at any moment!

Reply: "Pics? How old are you? I will fuck your throat and you'll swallow. When & where?"

Gosh. All I ever get are phone calls that start NI HAO MA HSIEH HSIEH

The number has a prefix in my area. What if it's someone I know who is trying to trick me?

If it's a trick you gotta be prepared to suck his dick first before he sucks yours.

The thing is...I'm no spring chicken and maybe considered a little husky. I've had my day in the sun, even considered 10 at my prime. What shall I do?

Thats what happens when you write your number on a men's room stall.

You probably gave him your number while in a drunken blackout, whore OP!! Meeting-makers make it!!

No. Only a few people have my number. I don't drink, I haven't had relations since 2005 and not on Grindr or Flickr or any of those trashy sites.

I'm no whore like you all. No offense.

What is the point of this thread exactly? OH WAIT! The point is right there in the title. SPAM.

I'm sure it's an honest offer. Like those calls I get to lower my credit score if I give them my card number!

“I'm no whore like you all. No offense.“

Whom on DataLounge could possibly be offended by being called a whore?

Oh dear! The text is coming from inside the house OP!

the appropriate reply to that text is DAD?

Just ask him who he is

Aw sucky sucky!

Or ignore it. Also not that difficult.

How big are you?

give me the number, I will call for you and get to the bottom (figuratively)

A true datalounger would reply “do you want to eat my stinky pussy?”

It’s tradition that separates us from the common folk.

Text him back, because it sounds like your life is a real bore.

Google the phone number and then block them

Call the number and ask for John Travolta.

If only a couple of people have your number, your mom must have set you up with him, OP.

Did you Google the number?

"This is a white slimline telephone with last-number-redial facility, and I SHAN'T have you sullying it with these unseemly propositions!"

I did google the number. It just gave the same info for spammers.

I get lots of robocalls and wrong numbers. But I'm thinking it might be the last person I gave my number to. But it doesn't make sense. The number has the prefix of where I used to live, which I had divulged. But why would someone go to all that trouble just to prank me or make me that salacious offer?

Are you cute? Do you have a big hot cock?

By the way, I know in my OG post i said ilthis was the first wrong-number text i'd received before. But what I meant this is the first lurid offer if received, actually ever, by text

Sorry i hadn't repsonded, fell asleep. I had a weird dream where I'm in a house with a few people I didn't know and there's and elephant who sees me and starts charging at me. I turned to run into the garage to get away and the elephant follows me but then he falls to the ground and starts rolling around. Someone says "aw" and it is suggested the elephant is paying respect to me. That was it. Weird. Sorry for changing the subject but I just woke up.

Like I mentioned, I am past my prime and realize that in my heyday I was considered a 10. I doubt I'm that anyone. And yes, I have a hot cock. I'm now thinking this was simply a wrong number I received. Ugh. Is this type of texting a thing now?

Thanks ask for your input.

Define hot cock. How big? Cut or uncut?

And for the record , true “10’s” if they exist , would never refer to themselves that way. They’d say 8or9 because really hot people are actually insecure and always trying to be better

Is there a reason why you haven't had sex since 2005?

[quote] Whom on DataLounge could possibly be offended by being called a whore?

Oh DEAR.

OP was only a 10 in his mind, lol

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!

OG = original gangster

Whatta moron