IM SICK of commercial airline TRASH!!!! I want a VIP membership only airline that flys commercially.

Simply flying first class on an airline is not enough.....I’m still on the flight with swine. The “membership airline” would definitely work and be profitable.

You’ve obviously never flown first class OP, so shut it.

Ooooh, lets do the 10,000th fat, sloppy women thread again!

It never gets old to people with OCD.

But she launched her enormous, miasmatic vagina into my face!

I don’t think we’re just complaining about the fraus. The darks are problems too.

No squalling babies, nursing moms, obnoxious whining toddlers - no one under 21!!

And DEFINITELY NO SUPPORT ANIMALS!!!

Some cultures also don’t bathe regularly. I know we like to discuss it in the context of food, but it can’t be helped. I would 100% get off of a flight if I was seated next to someone with pungent BO.

They have something like this for private planes

Some very wealthy people are also quite cheap, so...no

I hope you are a "tolerant" liberal OP

The trashiest thing to me are teen-20something girls who feel the need to take their pillow with them on board. You know the ones, usually wearing some form of leggings/Uggs combo.

Who wants their pillow from home exposed to all the germs found in airports and airplanes.

Trash personified.

OP is smug, condescending, entitled, superior, sanctimonious, won't lower himself to ride a bus, has money to burn . . .

Sounds like my kind of people.

Charter an older and smaller private jet. It's really not that expensive if you're so high and mighty. We're talking 1-2k/flight hour. Compared to first class it's a bargain.

Were you on the Spirit Airlines flight going from Baltimore to New Orleans yesterday? There was a short lobster red man with a Mohawk drunkenly yelling on my flight, as well as a contingent of obese bachelorettes pouring little bottles of rum into their energy drinks before boarding the plane. It is the Greyhound of the sky. Oh, and when his seat mate commented on lobster-mans florid complexion, he hollered “that’s what happens to white mother %#<>}’s when they go to the beach.” I felt like interjecting “only ones who don’t apply sunblock” but didn’t want to antagonize him.

[quote] I want a VIP membership only airline that flys commercially.

I want an airline who'll reject low IQ passengers by administering a literacy test before letting you buy a ticket or board the plane.