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I Get A Lie Bump On My Tongue

When I eat potato chips

by Anonymousreply 9January 9, 2020 1:32 PM

Gays get it from lickin' the arse

by Anonymousreply 1January 9, 2020 5:37 AM

Can I have your stuff?

by Anonymousreply 2January 9, 2020 8:35 AM

I told you.

by Anonymousreply 3January 9, 2020 8:47 AM

I get them if I eat too much citrus.

by Anonymousreply 4January 9, 2020 10:06 AM

WTF is a lie bump?

by Anonymousreply 5January 9, 2020 12:01 PM

I'm so sorry to hear this, as I just LOVE potato chips!!!!

by Anonymousreply 6January 9, 2020 12:07 PM

Oh.....

by Anonymousreply 7January 9, 2020 12:50 PM

r5

Inflamed taste buds. My granny said you get them from telling lies.

by Anonymousreply 8January 9, 2020 12:59 PM

“My granny said you get them from telling lies.”

Between the fast food and fast fibbing, Donald Trump’s tongue must be riddled in lie bumps.

by Anonymousreply 9January 9, 2020 1:32 PM
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