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Who is the coolest cat in this photo?

Fuck, Marry, Kill, Gangbang preferences, in order Left to Right being 1, 2, 3, Groom, cat, 5 and 6?

Which one would you have lunch with?

With which one would you prefer to be trapped in an elevator for hours?

Which one is best in fellatio?

By numerical favorites, to which one would you more likely share your French fries?

Left to Right, rate what you imagine are their skills in forensics.

(Yes, this is a parody of the obsessive troll who repeatedly makes 'compare these guys in a photo' threads, but it's also a fun story.)

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by Anonymousreply 11September 18, 2019 11:59 PM

guy holding the pussy, all of the above.

by Anonymousreply 1September 18, 2019 10:37 PM

A man makes a cat the best man at his wedding.

And then he marries a woman.

by Anonymousreply 2September 18, 2019 10:37 PM

The groom is smokin hot.

by Anonymousreply 3September 18, 2019 10:48 PM

If they were all around at the same time...

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by Anonymousreply 4September 18, 2019 10:54 PM

I choose Phil.

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by Anonymousreply 5September 18, 2019 10:59 PM

R2 = Rick Santorum and his slippery slope

by Anonymousreply 6September 18, 2019 11:10 PM

Me, the groom, and #6 with the cat watching.

by Anonymousreply 7September 18, 2019 11:16 PM

I have made it through 65 years without thinking for one second about "Rick Santorum's Slippery Slope".

Now I am doomed to die with that image forever burned into my fevered brain.

Thanks r6.

by Anonymousreply 8September 18, 2019 11:34 PM

I like the gay holding the pussy.

by Anonymousreply 9September 18, 2019 11:35 PM

Left: Valet who parked my car. Next: Weepy when drunk but accepts blow jobs for comfort. Pussy boi = Husband material but not very bright. Left: hot ashell and nasty as fuck in bed (in a good way) but mean in the morning.

by Anonymousreply 10September 18, 2019 11:48 PM

5,5,5,5,5,5,5

by Anonymousreply 11September 18, 2019 11:59 PM
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