Silicon Valley actor Thomas Middleditch admits he and his wife are swingers

Does he sleep with men?

Mmf? I think so.

Articles like this are pointless if they don't mention whether there is ever another man in their bed

I do not need to imagine that

Thomas' reaction to meeting Leoardo DiCaprio:

Thomas Middleditch worked with Leonardo DiCaprio on the movie The Wolf of Wall Street and he’s opening up about what it was like to meet him.

“He’s tall, he’s charming, I shook his hand, he looked into my eyes, and I said to myself, ‘I get it – I get why it happened to him,’” Thomas said during an appearance on the IMDb Show.

“He’s a godsend, he’s an angel, and his feet don’t touch – ever. I melted.

I wanted him to hold me, maybe rock me, give me a little kiss on the cheek – on the lips, his choice.”

[quote]Does he sleep with men?

There's a longer article on Yahoo with more quotes.

[quote]Middleditch said he identifies as "pretty vanilla, probably cis-hetero" although he's witnessed some interesting situations.

Personally, I don't care if people have open relationships or not but hearing that it "saved [our] marriage" and that "I'm gas, and she's breaks" it seems like he's more into it than the wife is, especially if she has to ask where she fits into his dalliances.

We'll see how long this lasts when his series is over.

Middleditch said he identifies as "pretty vanilla, probably cis-hetero" although he's witnessed some interesting situations.....

Fisting?

[quote] it seems like he's more into it than the wife is

Maybe I'm cynical but that was my first thought too. They argue about it constantly? He sounds a little controlling. Of course he might just have expressed himself poorly.

Here's the original article. (That's the one thing that bugs me about the media today: articles about other articles and interviews.)

The full quotes were:

[quote]Pretty vanilla, probably cis-hetero. Even if I’ve witnessed situations that may not be for me, I want to witness them anyway.

And

[quote]I’ve also been to some weird parties that were very Eyes Wide Shut, from which I walked away thinking, I don’t need it, but I’m glad I saw that. I’ve seen some dicks, I’ve seen some butts, I’ve seen some tits. It’s weird—I’ve totally gotten to the point where I can see a dick and just be like, “Nice hog, buddy.” And it’s not weird. “Man, I’m jealous. Good stuff.”

And yeah R8. The full article makes him seem a bit out there. At some point his wife has to realize that she's pretty hetero hot and could easily get someone else with more money especially since she's probably meeting all kinds of people traveling around on his arm to events. That kinda thing has happened many times before to the ex's of actors.

ISHC. BNH.

He does seem controlling. She's much hotter than he is, by hetero standards.

Not what I was expecting. There’s something really odd about him saying his wife is private but then talking so openly about her. The marriage won’t last if she is only going along with it to make him happy.

I’d love to know what TJ Miller thinks of this.

[quote]Only after I got married was I like, “Mollie, I’m sorry, but we have to get nontraditional here.”

[quote]We have different speeds, and we argue over it constantly

[quote]I just like it. I’m sexual.

[quote]I don’t give a fuck, but my wife is more private, so I have to juggle that.

[quote]I’m like, “Come on, what about this chick who’s obviously really into me?” And Mollie will say, “Yeah, she’s into you. Where do I fit in?”

[quote]If your partner brings this very forward person from Instagram to you, you’ll be like, “Do you guys have a thing?”

Tears! This will end in TEARS!!

What an asshole.

So he gave her an ultimatum? Nice guy.

He is an actor so of course he is bisexual. Cis hetero really means the person is not actually hetero but identify as such publicly. I prefer the old school pronoun of just stating you are hetero without this sjw "cis" bullshit .

They’ll be divorced in a year.

Neither one of them is anything to look at, but he looks like they used the forceps too hard on him at birth.

Insufferable asshole. Yeah, all this screams respect and love for the wife. I -highly- doubt that "fans" are throwing themselves at him too!

Never heard of him and thank Heavens. He is fug. The wife is pretty, though.

You can do better, sweetie.

A lot of celebrities are into the swing scene, no big deal

Middleditch comes off as quite the douchebag in that interview. You want to fuck around? Fine, just don’t be married. It seems to serve zero purpose especially when he makes it clear the marriage is not working. Way to humiliate your wife.

Orange County is only an hour drive from LA. It's highly conservative, Republican and wouldn't you know it the swinger capital of the world.

The guy sounds like a douche but I think it's good for people to talk about this shit openly. Some people are really bad at monogamy. They should be encouraged to find each other when they're looking to pair-bond. And it's good for them to discuss experiences and share ways to ethically negotiate this kind of relationship.

They've been married since August 2015. That's about 4 years longer than I'd have thought a wife would put up with being forced to attend what sound more like orgies than anything else.

That’s...fine. But he says his wife is a private person. If she agrees to let him stick his dick in whatever he wants, that’s a pretty good deal for him. Does he also have to go into graphic detail about it in public interviews? It feels to me as if he is getting off on embarrassing her publicly.

Is this the same putz who did a string of lame-o TV spots for some mobile phone company?

Looks like it's him .. but I've never seen Silicon Valley so can't be sure.

[quote]”I'm gas, and she's breaks"

Oh, dear!

Garlic-knot genitalia

EEEEEWWWWWW!!!!

Hey MIddleditch, diddle much?

This article proves that old saying that it is a man's world.

Why do people need to discuss this stuff in public? Do they think it makes them edgy?

Oh and I don’t see this marriage lasting much longer.

I wonder if someone was threatening to out him (and his wife) as swingers, and he put it out there to control the narrative?

The quote about his wife being more of a private person sounds like, while she may (or may not) enjoy or approve of their swinging ways, she doesn't want it to be public knowledge.

[quote]This article proves that old saying that it is a man's world.

And women bitch about it, yet they are stupid enough to allow shit like this. It’s their own fault.

"Only after I got married..." Of course.

Love how he's acting like this is some sort of revolutionary, "progressive" lifestyle when he's just another man who wants to fuck all the "whores" and go home to the "madonna." Honey, your "freaky" shit is as old as time, and you look about as enlightened as Hugh Hefner.

Sounds like a dick move by him to push this on his wife AFTER they got married. It's like coming out to your wife after the marriage ceremony and tell her that there's no way that your dick goes into her vagina ... at least not without a lot of alcohol and drugs and gay porn playing in the background.

He's one person I would never want to see naked, or even partially clothed.

Diddlebitch

What's up with that Silicon Valley cast? Apparently T.J. Miller was so much of an asshole that he got fired and now Middleditch comes off like a douche, too.

"We have different speeds, and we argue over it constantly".

Translation: "I fuck like a rabbit and come in 6 seconds. Using oral to finish my wife off has never come to my egotistical, Middle-of-the-ditch brain".

I wouldn't be surprised if there is an official divorce on the horizon, and he didn't want his wife to use it as leverage against him.

[quote]Sounds like a dick move by him to push this on his wife AFTER they got married.

It was definitely a dick move, but she could have gotten an annulment rather than put up with his shit.

And this is gay releated how?

After looking at him, his dick at R29 and reading the interview, I'm confused as to how this troll could get one decent looking young lady to engage in intercourse with him, much less many.

Does he offer them all drugs to block out his rancid personality and unimpressive dick? Is the wife learning disabled? Do lady swingers look like Roseanne Barr in real life?

I don't understand heterosexuals, at all.

He was honest with her rather than just cheating behind her back like many people would do r15. I'm sure she appreciated that.

Swingers groups are usually filled with lots of rather unattractive people having orgies.

They fit right in

[quote]After looking at him, his dick at [R29] and reading the interview, I'm confused as to how this troll could get one decent looking young lady to engage in intercourse with him, much less many.

He’s marginally famous. That’s all he needs to be.

I wonder if he got into the lifestyle after doing research with tech bros for "Silicon Valley". There was a Vanity Fair article last year about the invite only sex parties in Silicon Valley.

[quote]about the invite only sex parties in Silicon Valley.

Aren’t all orgies technically invite only?

I have a friend, her husband tried to introduce this into the marriage. He made his pitch, he was attracted to other women, he didn't want to cheat, would she be open to bringing a third into their sex life. She paused, smiled and said of course honey, would you like to see me with another woman? He gave her a big yes! She smiled some more and said " awsome I would like to bring in other men." He sort of paused and said ...okay...and she added "and I would love to see you with a man." He changed his tune rather quickly lol.

I'm usually into straight married guys and swinger types, but (a) he looks like he doesn't bathe often, (b) he looks underhung and (c) something just seems controll-y and off in the way he describes it all.

Well, he's ugly homemade sin to start with ....

r50 You go walking in the right park or woodland region after Sundown and you'll probably stumble across one.

R29 is that really him?

Mollie, you in danger, girl.

...”By the way, it’s now called being 'part of the lifestyle.' The term swinging is old."

Mansplainer. It’s not as if I were even considering him, but that right there tells me everything I need to know about him.

The wife should GTFO but maybe she’s waiting for him to hit it big (LOL). Just get out now, honey. Don’t reproduce with him, either!

Apparently SLING got the wrong couple to do their commercials.

He is - how to say this nicely - quite ugly. And not particularly charismatic. He lucked out big to get the lead role on an HBO series, and it's hard to see his career going much of anywhere post-"Silicon Valley."

He is the least entertaining character on Silicon Valley.

I so agree r60. I'm watching the series now and really dislike his character and his constant "nerdy" screwups.

He's an unattractive man, and so he's parlaying his sudden fame into frantic opportunities for sex because he knows he would otherwise not have this shot at it. He's like Andy Dick in this way. Deep down, he probably also realizes he will not always have these opportunities since he will always be (at best) a character actor.

I feel sorry for her if she really doesn't want this (and it sounds like she doesn't), but she could always divorce him.

I've been part of this scene ("the lifestyle") for years and have posted about it on other threads. As you'd guess, in a MMF threesome the wifey is always bi because that's hot and the hubby is ALWAYS "straight"

But I can tell you that in the vast majority of times, when the hotel room door closes, hubby is suddenly not all that straight. That happens in about 80% of the threesomes I've had.

[quote]Apparently SLING got the wrong couple to do their commercials.

Knowing Megan and Nick, I wouldn’t say that...

He is so difficult to look at. I can't imagine a leading lady would be allowed to look as frightening as he does. Like a goddamn mythological creature.

He's going to be in a world of hurt when his 15 minutes of fame expires. She's going to leave (as she should) and he will be out in the cold. Boo hoo... poor man alone. What ever could he have done wrong.

He's cute and has a tight body that he showed off by running around naked throughout that entire movie that I don't think ever got an official release.

Nice butt.

I'd hit dat azz

Not to be mean, but he looks like he has a mild case of Treacher-Collins.

Quite nice ass.

I think he's handsome. I love his hair color.

I think he's pretty, too. But he does come off as a douchebag in the article.

you can see his dick in his pants when you watch the show. It looks like he's a shower and not a grower.

He relayed a story that the cast got in trouble and had to take a sexual harassment workshop. Apparrently, they created a game on set, where they would grab each other's dicks, and the "powers-at be" shut it down.

Why would he do an interview like that? So he likes to overshare but his wife must be mortified.

the ugly cunt is lucky anyone wants to fuck him at all!

All we really need to know is...do he like tha peen???

R52 LOVE IT!😄 Too bad more women don’t have the fucking guts to put their foot down and make conditions of their own.

[quote]the "powers-at be" shut it down.

Oh, dear!

[quote]Why would he do an interview like that? So he likes to overshare but his wife must be mortified.

It's a Playboy interview. Also, he and his wife are developing a comedy series about a swinging couple.

[quote]Why would he do an interview like that? So he likes to overshare but his wife must be mortified.

It's a Playboy interview. Also, he and his wife are developing a comedy series about a swinging couple.

Hopefully he's not writing or too involved in planning it, R79. He's more "Raving-douche-bag-amuses-himself" than "Hilarious" or even "Tepidly funny".

I have never seen Silicon Valley but I remember thinking him and Sebastian Stan should've fucked in The Bronze

Thomas Middledick

Thomas Minidick

R77 guts? R52 didn’t say that she left him, which makes me think she stayed and the asshole husband is probably fucking around behind her back. Guts would’ve been if she ended the relationship.

I realize my attitude towards this story is based heavily on the fact that i find Middleditch so unattractive. If this were about Kumail Nanjiani (with his newly jacked-up body) or Chris Diamantopoulos (who is always hot), I would be really into it.

He should not have shared this story. No one should share things kind of information, especially a frog person like himself.

^ excuse the typo. I was struck by a sudden case of blindness a as I thought about Thomas Middleditch fucking.

Why is it always the ugly ones who have sex like it’s their last day on earth? The wife is an idiot for putting up with him. I hope their show gets greenlit and she dumps his ass and takes half his stuff.

Who would anyone willingly have sex with that fug nerd tho? He's not even hot! Swingers should be attractive people exclusively.

Somewhere there's a village missing its horny gremlin idiot.

R80 Now that you say that, I’m starting to wonder if he’s full of shit about them swinging and just using this to promote their shitty idea of a show.

[quote] Why is it always the ugly ones who have sex like it’s their last day on earth?

Exactly BECAUSE they're ugly. They know they may never get another shot.

[quote] Swingers should be attractive people exclusively.

Ah, if only the universe were run according to your sense of things!

TMI to the tenth power

A lot of people on this thread are pissed off because a successful straight man isn't miserably shackled to dreary heterosexual monogamy.

It's puncturing your beloved, time-worn narrative.

I have a friend who was in the "scene", and, if Middlebitch is playing this like almost any other ugly male swinger, he gets plenty of action with women more attractive than he is. He does this by using his much prettier wife as a bargaining chip. If they are truly swingers (and he's not miscategorizing honest stepping out as "swinging"), she has to fuck equally ugly men so he gets to fuck the other ugly men's wives.

This also might explain why she's so reluctant. It's not just that he gets action on the side; she has to fuck repellent male strangers.

I don't think [italic]anyone[/italic] on this thread is pissed off.

He's kind of dorkily attractive in his Verizon commercials.

Speaking of which, I wonder what Verizon thinks about him running around completely naked for most of a movie and given interviews to Playboy?

R100 Spot on, he's adorkable. I would love to fuck him. He has a sweet look to his face most of the time, beautiful blue eyes, and a sexy nose (if you're into prominent noses) very high bridge, and almost classically Roman. The shaggy curly red hair is a total turn-on for me as well. I'm rather surprised so few here dig him. He's more recently worked out, and has developed his chest and biceps more since the nude pics here. People I'm close to tease me (as most also find him odd) and refer to him as "your boyfriend", which makes me laugh. He's quite funny IRL, and has many gay men friends.

He’s brilliant in Silicon Valley. Yes, his character is insufferable and always undermining his chances for success, but Middleditch is a very funny actor.

Bump

Still not gay though?

Nice ass.

Didn't see that one coming. Of course, it's stupid to make assumptions about what people do based on appearance, demeanor, character. But I did.

[quote]Swingers should be attractive people exclusively.

But they are not. These two are actually 10+ in the swinger scene. Most are fat AND ugly.

[quote]He sort of paused and said ...okay...and she added "and I would love to see you with a man." He changed his tune rather quickly lol.

Yeah, from what I've learned from straight friends, it's more of a male fantasy. Them getting to fuck two women at once or watching them go at it. It's very rare for the straight guy to want another guy involved. Not unheard of but not common.

It's a form of control and always in favor of then men.

Yuck. Yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck.

There is a little cum dump porn actor who reminds me of Middleditch - Anteo Chara

Do you see it?