Corey Lewandowski here.

Mr. Lewandowski are you complete asshole?

When Trump shits in your mouth after a long rimming session, can you taste the Big Mac that he ate earlier that morning?

Are you the secret lovechild of Roy Cohn and Baba Wawa?

He does look like a meerkat. He has a very pinched mouth hole area.

You're well hung, right?

What does Hope Hicks' pussy taste like?

In prison, will you be a bottom or a top?

Did you smack around Hope Hicks this morning as a warm up to your testimony?

WITH YOUR PENIS???

How many times a day does Donald Trump fart?

Your response to multiple questions has been, “[italic]I’ve already asked[/italic] and answered your question.”

Do you even listen to yourself?

He's really hawt in a deranged straight man way. Yummers.

Lewandowski made the Dems look foolish. Did they actually think that they would get info from him? Meanwhile, all the deplorables are laughing at the impotent Dems ( OOOOOH, contempt of Congress - big deal) and the independents are seeing the Dems looking weak. Just put all effort into defeating the asshole and stop trying to get your face on tv at these stupid "hearings." Sometimes, the elders are correct.

Corey, did you make a lot of money as a male prostitute? Was percentage was oral vs anal?

TIA

Corey, you seemed deaf on TV today. Are you deaf?

He's 5'6". "Next," as they say.

His performance was hilarious. Nadler looked like an idiot. As much as I hate that Congressman from Florida when he asked Nadler (in response to a blustery threat he had just made), "Mr Chairman, did you just threaten to impeach a United States citizen " I have admit I laughed out loud. This is not going over well for Dems in middle America and among independents.

Um, Corey Lewandoswki ADMITTED UNDER OATH, that Trump asked him to do something which would have obstructed justice if he had done it. He also didn't answer questions which he was required to do as a private citizen, so that he is ALSO obstructing justice, at the behest of the White House. He just made the Democrat's case for impeachment.

The little piece of shit is 5'6".

Impeachment is not going to happen. Spend the energy working to elect a Dem Congress.

5'6"? Ok. It all makes perfect sense now.

Would let him fuck me

He really isn't all that hot

True R23. It's more his personality and aggressiveness

What a gross human being.

I think he may have been deprived of oxygen during the gestational process.

^^^Or rather you, you Corey, may have been deprived of oxygen during the gestational process. Forgot we were talking to directly to this tick-riddled meerkat.^^^

R27 seems like a bot which has gotten off track.

Because I’m not talking about how DL hot this broken toy is, R28? Not a “track” you’ll ever find me on.

I've always imagined him to be a hot fuck.

He has fetal alcohol syndrome face.

Corey, do you often have painful, messy bms?

Hey Corey - on a scale of 1 to 10 how terrified are you of going to prison in a post-Trump presidency era?

He was on Fox & Friends this morning, laughing about his performance yesterday. He said he'll announce his candidacy for the Senate against incumbent Jean Shaheen in early October.

Scott Brown last ran against Shaheen and lost, after previously losing to Liz Warren.

Shaheen is popular and accomplished. She was a former governor of the state. Her job approval is quite high and she has beaten formidable challengers before.

And NH is part of New England. These are common sense people, not deranged Trumpers. She's heavily favored in this match

R35, Wouldn't you like to see them debate?

Not particularly. I hate to see a serious person dragged down to his level

So Mr. Lewandowski, who do you prefer giving a hand job to: Eric, Donald or Ivanka? You can take a couple of minutes to think about that....

Corey, did you enjoy being pounded by Barry Berke as much as I enjoyed watching it?

I thought Cory made an ass of the Congressmen but he's taken to the woodshed here. He really comes off as guilty and a jjackass. I work with a idiot just like him. They're both sociopaths.

Does he know anything about New Hampster? I kinda doubt it.

I want to hear there's evidence of a quid pro ante offer of immunity from prosecution or a pardon in exchange for his not testifying. As he was never an executive branch employee, such an offer was not only improper - it's an abuse of office.

Cory, do you get under the desk when you give Trump a blow job?

Leave him alone. Life hasn't been easy for him ever since Meerkat Manor got cancelled.

[quote] Corey: The media is just as dishonest as anybody else.

Hey Corey; can I wipe my ass on your head?

R43 A follow on question, do you get under the Resolute desk through the panel in front or do you camp out underneath like Jon-Jon did?

That meerkat is so fucking cute, it makes me laugh every time I see the picture. (Just like Peanut the DL therapy dog does!)

CL has .001% of the cuteness of that smelly little meerkat.

As a fan of Meerkats I am deeply offended!

I have several questions:

1) why are you and your wife such hatchet-faced assholes, aside from the fact that you grew up in Lowell.

2) Was your ass leaking after the reaming you got from Barry Berke?

3) what will you use for lube when you ass gets ripped apart in jail?

4) being that half of Dump’s inital supporters are in jail, why do you think you’re getting away with anything?

Are you cross eyed or are your eyes just too close together? Did you have lips when you were younger?

I loved Meerkat Manor. Carlos the cad meerkat was a riot. And Daisy was so loyal. Better than any soap on tv. Sigh.

Should we call you "trash" or "human garbage?"

When you said that you are a good looking man, were you being ironic?

Are you hung like a prairie dog?