Sean Spicer Has Most Embarrassing ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Debut Ever, Period

Not TOO gay!

oh my god ... not even gonna ... oh my god

Are American 'celebrities' just addicted to the hustle?

Is it just a given they will do anything and everything to keep the money rolling in, like Iggy Pop admits, or is it just to feed the Fabadook fame monster?

Actually he was better than Tucker Carlson who basically sat in a chair and let his partner dance around him.

(but I feel a little sad that James Van Der Beek has sunk to this level.)

I'm no fan of the guy but c'mon! Had he said: "Look guys, Trump's my boss; of course all this shit he's saying he's wrong...what can I tell ya?"

He'd have been fired in a day.

Stop giving that fascist enabler excuses, r5.

He once said Jews were never gassed during the Holocaust. Fuck him.

You know who will vote for him?

The thousands and thousands of invisible people Spicer insisted were at Trump’s inauguration.

He proved over and over again that he couldn’t dance when he stood at the Press Secretary podium.

Do you think the costumers gave him the most ridiculous outfit they could create? Doesn't sound like a lot of people were happy he is on the show.

I’d say this was the most embarrassing thing he’s ever done, but it’d be pretty hard to top his day one "crowd size" press conference.

He’s totally having the last laugh on this. It’s a big fuck u to Dump.

Fark! Lime green flamenco ruffles are not for the faint of heart. Fucking hell. This is too much. I laughed so hard I almost had a panic attack. Fuck.

How is this a fuck you to Trump? This is the kind of thing Trump loves.

R7 Good one!

Oh, but these invisible voters exist! In Russian computers... And if you think they won't vote, I salute you from sunny Eastern Europe.

Not macho enough. Felt no tingling whatsoever.

He was awful but Lamar Odem was by far the worst ever.

Yay! This means I'll get to be on SNL again, and maybe win another Emmy!

R10 remember when he hid in the bushes on the White House lawn because he didn't want the reporters to film him?

What a fool! He looks like an idiot.

Please let him stick around long enough for Melissa McCarthy to make fun of this on SNL when it returns next week.

You'd think he'd show some bulge in those pants but ..... nothing

It must be minuscule

In fairness, he does have nice legs.

Does he take after his former boss?

They probably saw that he couldn't dance in the rehearsals so they decided to make him look ridiculous for laughs.

Classic don't get mad, get even.

Wow. I can't feel sorry for him but I can't even laugh. He's pathetic

If that's the best he can do I've got a piece of pineapple with his name on it.

Is he a homosexualist?

The devil was dancing last night, friends.

Maybe now you whores will forget about my tit flying out.

This is embarrassing because he didn't even know they were pranking him.

Nance, NOTHING will let us forget when your nasty ass farted on TV.

Did she really fart? That's a huge fart for an accidental one.

Not that I'd know.

So disappointing it wasn't I Go To Rio

Exclusive footage of Sean rehearsing for next week.

No one was under the impression he had any dignity, right?

Job-shamers!

"You'd think he'd show some bulge in those pants but ..... nothing. It must be minuscule"

Well, he IS Irish.

He is short too which explains so much.

You bitches are just jealous that you don't exude the same kind of effortless masculinity and carnal sexuality as Sean!

[quote]So disappointing it wasn't I Go To Rio

Ha, that's exactly what played in my head when I saw that gif--I Go to Rio, mashed up with Copacabana.

(I couldn't be arsed to watch the actual clip; plus I refuse to give him any redemption clicks.)

Did he borrow that outfit from Aaron Schock?

R41 That’s ridiculous. One glance at Schock’s Scruff profile reveals he is masc and musc and will have NOTHING to do with femme fat fugs like Spicer!

Liberace’s hairdresser

I’d do him.

More objective evidence that Trump’s staff will do literally anything for a buck, from self-humiliation to, if necessary, ordering a genocide.

He's so clueless. Entirely. When they handed him that lime green shirt and white pants, he should have just handed it back. They were clearly doing him no favors with that costume. Folks on that production staff were working to make him look ridiculous and he should have seen it coming.

Is he married? His wife(or girlfriend), if he has one, should’ve put the kibosh on that get up...yikes

R42, so I guess that means his pink shirt and turquoise belt days are behind him?

R47 On November 13, 2004, Spicer married Rebecca Miller, at the time a television producer, at St. Alban's Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C.[2] Spicer and his wife live in Alexandria, Virginia. They have two children.[87] His wife is senior vice president, communications and public affairs, for the National Beer Wholesalers Association.[88][89] He is Roman Catholic.[90][91]

Everybody! Do the MAGA Mambo!

Notice the homophobic OP thinks saying someone looks like a gay man is an insult.

Then he had the nerve to invoke Christ to get votes. These people have no shame.

R52 You're confusing Sean with the country singer who brought up God multiple times after her dance.

[quote]I’d do him.

Pity that.

He's in better shape than most posting on this thread.

I'm glad I never met him! The Lord works in mysterious ways!

[quote] I laughed so hard I almost had a panic attack.

How does THAT work?

[quote]You're confusing Sean with the country singer who brought up God multiple times after her dance.

No, he's not:

R58 I assumed the poster was referring to on the show. Not on social media later. Interesting that that poster is so upset with what Sean posted on social media about God but not the fat country singer actually referencing God multiple times on the show. Clearly it's not what was done that has that poster so upset but who did it. Selective faux outrage. Yawn.

Don't knock Sean Spicer for having a tiny peen because he's Irish. How do you explain Paddy O'Brien. I'd cross the Atlantic to suck his boner !

Please God, please let Melissa McCarthy watch a video of this and decide to visit SNL this weekend. Please?

I bet Sarah Huckabee Sanders couldn't move around like that. And she sure wouldn't have looked as good in lime green ruffles.

Wasn’t that an old Spice(r) Girls outfit? He was trying to be Scary, Sporty and Ginger Spice, rolled into one.

R3 - it’s not just America. Anne Widdicombe did Strictly and now she’s back in the Brexit party expecting to be taken seriously Guess it’s the only chance she would ever have to be a whore.

Integrity and dignity aren’t seen as prerequisites for much, if anything, anymore.

Anne Widdicombe is a national treasure.

I don't understand any of this.

I couldn't finish watching the video. It was THAT embarrassing.

This man is an idiot.

This intersection between politics and reality TV is a sure sign we have entered a period in history that will one day be called "Stupid Fascism."

This intersection between politics and reality TV is a sure sign we have entered a period in history that will one day be called "Stupid Fascism."

This intersection between politics and reality TV is a sure sign we have entered a period in history that will one day be called "Stupid Fascism."

I hope he falls many times and while he is lying down on the floor he is called the lying Sean Spicer.

what was he thinking? going on this show? He loves to be made fun of?

How much does he make a week on that show?

This guy is fucking shameless.

R72 He has a sense of humor which is more than one can say about bigoted cunts like you.

Mrs. Betty Bowers had a funny take on this:

R73, going on that show means he has a sense of humor?

More like he hates himself!

What a stupid cunt. He deserves all the shit coming to him.

Mrs. Betty Bowers has never been funny and still isn't. I assume the only reason "her" tweets get linked here on DL so often is because "she" is doing so herself.

They'll fix the ballots and keep him on for weeks. The producers know we love to hate-watch the awful rightwing contestants, and the rightwingers adore their PR whores, like that Palin slag.

We're not laughing with him, CUNT at r73, we're laughing AT him.

Every time I look at him all I can see is Melissa McCarthy’s fabulous impersonation. I wonder if she will return to SNL and now impersonate him on Dancing with the Stars? We could only hope.

R37, wrong curse boyo.

He got a standing ovation, cunts. Deal with it. You're in the minority and will stay that way.

Did he need a paycheck that bad? At least Huckabeast can go to church to get a job.

R81 = Sean!

Hi Sean! You're a fat clown! Enjoy the laughter!

People need to warm to the fact that Spicer's pandering for votes on this fucking stupid game show by invoking the name of Jesus Christ is the real act of taking his Lord's name in vain.

And may Miss Jeezus smite him with a lightning bolt at the earliest possible moment.

I already have R81 blocked, I wonder why?

Melissa was laugh out loud funny the first time - after that not so much. I really lost it when Leslie Jones played Omarosa banging on the oval office window on SNL

Apparently he picked that shirt ?!?!?!

He legit looks like The Green Goblin

What an utter fucking tool.

Now he is literally a sad dancing clown.

Who thought this would be a good idea? It’s a ratings nightmare.

He woulda killed it if had done what he knows best, the Whitehouse Hustle.

How will this look on his resume?

He’s doing it for money and attention. Mission accomplished.

[quote]People need to warm to the fact that Spicer's pandering for votes on this fucking stupid game show by invoking the name of Jesus Christ is the real act of taking his Lord's name in vain.

Writer Stuart Stevens:

This is a perfect summation of the victim culture now embraced by so many Republicans: I’m not going to lose DWTS because I have no talent, am 30 pounds overweight, can’t dance and look absurd in costume, it’s because I’m a Christian.

I hope no covert shots from his dressing room ever surface. Please Wardrobe Ladies... don't do that to us. NO ONE wants to see Sean Spicer in a dance belt.

Every. Thing. Christians. Do. Is. Hypocritical. And. Antichristlike. Everything. Everything. They are all essentially Satanists in the sense of calling themselves Christian but living in direct opposition to all tenets taught by Christ. I used to het caught up in the bewilderment of it but eventually I realized that, no, Christians in the United States do not give a single shit about the teachings of Jesus Christ. This was pointed out to me by a churchgoing Christian who told me that the only requirement to be a “good Christian”—according to most Christian denominations in this nation—is to say that Jesus Christ is your lord and savior. And that is all. They truly live according to the rule that those are magic words that when said excuse and even authorize any kinds of evil acts—any. Anything at all, from raping and impregnating and beating to death your own daughter to fucking a live chicken. This is the way it is. Why don’t people understand it? People in the United States who call themselves Christian and who go to churches *DO NOT* care that Christ taught compassion, empathy, self-sacrifice, humility, peaceful coexistence, etc.

Dancing Fool

(Off-topic for a sec.)

I absolutely get what you're saying, R97, and it certainly applies to all of the fundamentalist, "born again" Lawyers and Pharisees of America, aka The Deplorables.

But some of us DO know what Christ actually calls for and stands for, and we do our darnedest to be imitators of Him on a daily basis, even though direct comparison to Christ leaves me, at least, in the dust every time.

This why I describe myself as an "aspiring Christian." You're setting yourself up for failure, but you have to try, anyway.

Oh, and everybody please forgive for thinking Spicer is a sleaze and a crook and a liar and a buffoon.

(Back on-topic now.)

Truly horrifying for the Lesbians in the audience to have to witness this.

Truly horrifying for the Lesbians in the audience to have to witness this.

R99 I understand what you’re saying, as well. I don’t go to church and never have done so, but I do live according to the golden rule (with occasional slip ups), which is generally what Jesus is said to have taught through various parables and through demonstration.

I’m not saying that Christian teachings ascribed to Jesus Christ are false or wrong. But I am saying that by and large, Christianity at least in the United States—and not only evangelical Christianity—is anti-Christ teaching. What people really learn in those church environments is how to do harm unto others while using “I’m a good Christian” as a bafflingly effective cover for their evils. Their god, as such, is an evil philosophy.

Love the triumphant fist pump at the end. How he could not see what he was doing was appallingly embarrassing explains how he worked for Trump in the first place.

I'd suck his toes .Rim his hole .

I'm chuckling at the "Peter Allen with carbface" description

He made a minimum of $125,000 to embarrass himself. I’m not sure I would do it but it’s good pay for a day’s work.

I found his Sansabelt pants so distracting I barely remember his actual dancing.

In my opinion he will be the only contestant to not lose weight during this useless endeavor.

I agree with R107. The contestants usually lose weight because they finally got off their asses.

But not Ms. Sean.

R108-Sean looks like he put on weight AFTER his costume fitting. He was like a stuffed sausage in that outfit.

Fetid Lying Nazi. He shouldn’t be celebrated.

🎼"Don't go in the bushes, don't go!"

Remember that refrain from "Macho Man?" Matter of fact, the poor sap should have performed to the Village People song; at least it would have been ironic to the incident in which he hid out in the White House shrubbery trying to evade the press.

Finally, that green ruffled ensemble looks a thousand times better than the thrift shop reject suit he sported during his first press conference.

God bless those gay costume designers for making him look like shit

He should have worn a shrubbery costume. THAT would have been funny.

Thank you r31, for the post-dance Nancy video with your 'nasty ass fart' comment. Kept me smiling through a particularly awful day. Bless you.

so it's 125k per episode? Well, I don't blame him...

His previous job didn't pay much.

Why is this Nazi being celebrated as a “star”? He had yet to apologize for all his lies to the American people. I hope he falls and cracks his skull open trying to tango.

Oh for the day of Rick Perry on Dancing with the Stars . . .

How is Van der Beeks' butt?

As predicted, they're keeping this toad on far past his sell-date. The judges are complete whores. It's always fixed.

[quote]Flamenco sleeves

They’re not. They’re Mambo sleeves. Male Flamenco performers are fitted to look like bullfighters. Mambo bands were known for the big screaming ruffles that shook and fluttered along when beating a conga drum or bongos.

I am not watching - is he still on? How has he not been voted off yet?

I just watch the Beek's segments on YouTube. Hot-ass DILF:

He's still on.

4 people have been eliminated, he's still there.

He will win this season and signal the demise of the show, since it will be two in a row deplorable victories. Show goes to Fox and enjoys record ratings, as they feature only Trump supporters " Dancing With the Traitors."

He won't win.

I am shocked he is still there

We'll make sure he wins to shove in the libs' faces.

He's Frankenstein tonight.

How appropriate for his dancing.

OP's pic really shows off Spicer's big muscular chest and arms.

Sean will be there maybe till the semi-finals or even finals.

They need to give the judges one golden ticket vote to get someone off; just once instead of having to choose between two worthy dance couples in the bottom two, the judges should be allowed to say we don't care how many votes Sean gets; he has to go.

OR they could start giving him 2s and 3s instead of 5s, 6s, and 7s. That way he'd need to get even more votes.

This is likely causing frustrations among the remaining couples knowing it doesn't matter how much they work, they can get booted just like Sailor and Kamaro.

For what it's worth, and I realize this may be worth nothing, Sean is incredibly respectful of Lindsay and he does everything she tells him without complaining.

He’s finished.

He needs earrings and

Caftans

R133 "For what it's worth, and I realize this may be worth nothing, Sean is incredibly respectful of Lindsay and he does everything she tells him without complaining."

I hate to agree with you, but you are right. And he wore those hideous outfits that several previous contestants bitched about and he hasn't complained once.

Did Spicer have the lowest scores tonight? Who else has been getting lower scores?

I don't watch the show. Is Spicer still obese or did he lose some poundage from all the dancing?

He's thinner.

He has the lowest scores and he has lost a bit of weight.

Those trumpers are going to continue to keep his doughy ass safe.

R135, I thought you were going to trash me after starting off with my quote; wow, thanks.

Look, I'd hate the guy if I were in the White House press corps and had to take his shit; he has said that in his last job -- his words -- he came off an an angry lephaacaun (sp?) spending his day 'yelling at people.'

I do some work with the show; I never want to hang out with the guy and part of me would love to see him be a jerk so I could say oh, see! He's terrible! And not just at dancing.

but he's showing a different side to himself; I know we live in a world now where there are no second chances and a tweet from years ago is supposed to be how a person is now.

Again, I never want to hang out with him, but is the guy I'm seeing on the show and backstage a jerk? The guy we saw behind the WH press podium?

No. No, he's not.

Leprechaun

Tonya Harding could kick his ass and break his leg.

R141 As far as I can tell, you're right.

Trevor Noah on Sean

I try to have a rational conversation about this with friends who lean to the right; they may lean a little more than I think.

Me: Do you think Sean dances well?

Them: I don't know. I'm not a professional dancer.

Me: Do you agree with the scores?

Them: They give him low scores because they don't like him.

Me: Really?

Them: Yeah. He dances just fine.

Me: So... you DO have an opinion about his um abilities?

Them: He has a right to ask his fans to vote for him.

Me: So they should vote for him even if they feel he can't dance well.

Them: It's just a stupid show. Who cares? I'd be fine if he wins.

Me: Sigh. Okay.

OP, you're a moron. I detest Spicer as much as any self-respecting human being does, but every dietician and endocrinologist knows there's no such thing as "carb face". Stop listening to Hollywood idiots, you whore!

I thought he did ok tonight, actually.

He's gone.

r108 Liza really didn't know he was gay? You could see it from outer space.

He finally got dumped, and Drumph, who supported him, dumped him.

Drumph dumps the political cum-dump.

Bye, whore!

His new nickname should be Rhumba Turd.