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Please Help Me Name My New Rainbow Shark.

We are a gender free household, so any name would be acceptable.

(Photo is for illustration purposes and is not my shark).

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by Anonymousreply 85October 7, 2019 3:35 AM

AIDS Fin

by Anonymousreply 1September 16, 2019 4:56 AM

Skittle

by Anonymousreply 2September 16, 2019 5:02 AM

Samantha.

by Anonymousreply 3September 16, 2019 5:04 AM

Bootsie Gumdrop

by Anonymousreply 4September 16, 2019 5:19 AM

Bruce

by Anonymousreply 5September 16, 2019 5:23 AM

Looks like a Priscilla or Suzette to me.

by Anonymousreply 6September 16, 2019 5:40 AM

Pride

by Anonymousreply 7September 16, 2019 5:43 AM

Luca Brazzi.

by Anonymousreply 8September 16, 2019 5:47 AM

Judy!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 9September 16, 2019 5:50 AM

Gender free household? My god, how do you know if you need to stand or sit to pee?

by Anonymousreply 10September 16, 2019 6:04 AM

Sharkie McSharkface

by Anonymousreply 11September 16, 2019 6:08 AM

Jet.

by Anonymousreply 12September 16, 2019 6:10 AM

Ru Paul

by Anonymousreply 13September 16, 2019 6:26 AM

Tomorrow's Party.

by Anonymousreply 14September 16, 2019 8:56 AM

I think OP really wants us to discuss him/she/they living in a gender free household. (The clues are the "rainbow shark" and "please help me".)

OP, do you find it stressful living in a gender free household? I mean, what if you accidentally mention a gender? Do you get punished? Can you watch TV or listen to music in the house that mentions genders? What is it like living in this bubble then going out in public or work and having to interact with people who are comfortable with one gender or another?

by Anonymousreply 15September 16, 2019 9:37 AM

Gender free? How about “It”

by Anonymousreply 16September 16, 2019 9:41 AM

Fluffy

by Anonymousreply 17September 16, 2019 9:58 AM

Panfried

by Anonymousreply 18September 16, 2019 10:01 AM

Puddles

by Anonymousreply 19September 16, 2019 10:10 AM

Ryan Seahag

by Anonymousreply 20September 16, 2019 10:18 AM

Sharkeisha

by Anonymousreply 21September 16, 2019 10:24 AM

Fin du Monde

by Anonymousreply 22September 16, 2019 10:25 AM

Finn Tastic

by Anonymousreply 23September 16, 2019 10:29 AM

Man

by Anonymousreply 24September 16, 2019 10:32 AM

Sashimi

by Anonymousreply 25September 16, 2019 10:35 AM

Chicken of the Sea

by Anonymousreply 26September 16, 2019 10:43 AM

There is only one choice.

Vivian Vance. Of course.

by Anonymousreply 27September 16, 2019 10:44 AM

Does your fish have an absolutely gigantic fucking ass? Because you could name it Khark. Or Kainbow Khark.

by Anonymousreply 28September 16, 2019 11:03 AM

Fonzie

by Anonymousreply 29September 16, 2019 11:14 AM

Sam Smith

by Anonymousreply 30September 16, 2019 11:19 AM

Kelly Girl

by Anonymousreply 31September 16, 2019 11:21 AM

Chief Brody

by Anonymousreply 32September 16, 2019 11:21 AM

Bless you, OP, for your kindness to that precious little citizen!

by Anonymousreply 33September 16, 2019 11:41 AM

Shark? Then you just gotta name it Muriel.

by Anonymousreply 34September 16, 2019 2:22 PM

Nibbles Nautiniski

by Anonymousreply 35September 16, 2019 2:30 PM

Pat???

by Anonymousreply 36September 16, 2019 2:34 PM

Rainbow Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

by Anonymousreply 37September 16, 2019 2:49 PM

Maude FIN-dlay

by Anonymousreply 38September 16, 2019 2:51 PM

Jump, the Shark

by Anonymousreply 39September 16, 2019 2:59 PM

Cheryl

by Anonymousreply 40September 16, 2019 3:05 PM

Stinkfish

by Anonymousreply 41September 16, 2019 3:06 PM

Bait

by Anonymousreply 42September 16, 2019 3:07 PM

Holy Mackerel

by Anonymousreply 43September 16, 2019 3:28 PM

Chomp

by Anonymousreply 44September 16, 2019 3:36 PM

Mary Jo Kopechne

by Anonymousreply 45September 16, 2019 3:40 PM

Ray Sharkey

by Anonymousreply 46September 16, 2019 3:42 PM

Mrs. Rosen

by Anonymousreply 47September 16, 2019 4:01 PM

Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 48September 16, 2019 4:03 PM

Judy......

by Anonymousreply 49September 16, 2019 4:06 PM

Gefilte Fish

by Anonymousreply 50September 16, 2019 4:10 PM

Philet

by Anonymousreply 51September 16, 2019 4:40 PM

Freddy Mercury

by Anonymousreply 52September 16, 2019 5:24 PM

Your fish looks like a whore, OP. Is it a rescue?

by Anonymousreply 53September 16, 2019 6:42 PM

R10 it was a joke. We are not gender free. Although, we are two gay men. That’s it.

by Anonymousreply 54September 16, 2019 6:47 PM

R53 that is not my fish it was used for everyone to see what my shark looks like.

by Anonymousreply 55September 16, 2019 6:48 PM

Skittles

by Anonymousreply 56September 16, 2019 7:10 PM

Mr. Swishy Teefers

by Anonymousreply 57September 18, 2019 3:58 AM

Omarosa

by Anonymousreply 58September 18, 2019 4:03 AM

Bruce

by Anonymousreply 59September 18, 2019 4:08 AM

Isn’t there a big book of approved shark names you could reference? Or write?

by Anonymousreply 60September 18, 2019 4:32 AM

OP, you shouldn’t use a shark name that’s not in the book. You don’t want your shark mistaken for a schnauzer, do you?

by Anonymousreply 61September 18, 2019 4:41 AM

Ann Chovy

by Anonymousreply 62September 18, 2019 4:47 AM

Sushi

by Anonymousreply 63September 18, 2019 5:03 AM

Some really great names. I will share our choice tomorrow. Thank you all.

by Anonymousreply 64September 18, 2019 5:24 AM

Fang

by Anonymousreply 65September 18, 2019 12:18 PM

Ann Coulter

by Anonymousreply 66September 18, 2019 12:21 PM

Ronnie James Dio

by Anonymousreply 67September 18, 2019 12:22 PM

Mann Coulter

by Anonymousreply 68September 18, 2019 3:21 PM

Fey. For the rainbow.

by Anonymousreply 69September 18, 2019 7:54 PM

R64 What did you decide ? I for one am dying to know.

by Anonymousreply 70October 5, 2019 11:11 PM

Julianne Moore. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 71October 5, 2019 11:14 PM

Mrs. Rose Kennedy

by Anonymousreply 72October 5, 2019 11:14 PM

We decided Sharkie McSharkface. We already call him Sharkie and then just added McSharkface. Thanks to everyone.

We had our top 5. We named our other fish some of our top 5

Sharkie McSharkface Fang* Mr. Swishy Teefers* Sharkeisha Sashimi*

by Anonymousreply 73October 5, 2019 11:23 PM
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by Anonymousreply 74October 5, 2019 11:32 PM

My suggestion was Ray Sharkey so I came pretty close to being your choice.

by Anonymousreply 75October 6, 2019 1:09 AM

[quote]We are a gender free household

How special and unique and deserving of attention.

by Anonymousreply 76October 6, 2019 1:26 AM

Bernardo...the leader of the Sharks from West Side Story...

by Anonymousreply 77October 6, 2019 1:40 AM

Finn

by Anonymousreply 78October 6, 2019 1:58 AM

Finn Balor

by Anonymousreply 79October 6, 2019 2:06 AM

R76 if you would have read the thread that was a joke. Please I’m worried you are going to give yourself another heart attack. Breathe.

by Anonymousreply 80October 6, 2019 3:29 AM

R73 I don’t mean to be cruel, but you sound like straight people.

by Anonymousreply 81October 6, 2019 3:35 AM

Bruce. Somebody had to say it.

by Anonymousreply 82October 6, 2019 4:00 AM

R81 ok, that’s your opinion. I know the truth.

by Anonymousreply 83October 6, 2019 6:45 AM

Barbra Streisand, OP. That's Barbra, not Barbara. No 'a' in between. And Strei-sand, like sand on the beach. Not Strei-sand or Strei-sunned or Strei-zunned. Don't get this wrong or I'll have to call Steve Jobs again. He's pretending to be dead so that he can block my calls.

by Anonymousreply 84October 6, 2019 10:04 AM

R84 Lmao

by Anonymousreply 85October 7, 2019 3:35 AM
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