We are a gender free household, so any name would be acceptable.
(Photo is for illustration purposes and is not my shark).
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We are a gender free household, so any name would be acceptable.
(Photo is for illustration purposes and is not my shark).
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 7, 2019 3:35 AM |
AIDS Fin
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 16, 2019 4:56 AM |
Skittle
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 16, 2019 5:02 AM |
Samantha.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 16, 2019 5:04 AM |
Bootsie Gumdrop
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 16, 2019 5:19 AM |
Bruce
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 16, 2019 5:23 AM |
Looks like a Priscilla or Suzette to me.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 16, 2019 5:40 AM |
Pride
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 16, 2019 5:43 AM |
Luca Brazzi.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 16, 2019 5:47 AM |
Judy!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 16, 2019 5:50 AM |
Gender free household? My god, how do you know if you need to stand or sit to pee?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 16, 2019 6:04 AM |
Sharkie McSharkface
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 16, 2019 6:08 AM |
Jet.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 16, 2019 6:10 AM |
Ru Paul
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 16, 2019 6:26 AM |
Tomorrow's Party.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 16, 2019 8:56 AM |
I think OP really wants us to discuss him/she/they living in a gender free household. (The clues are the "rainbow shark" and "please help me".)
OP, do you find it stressful living in a gender free household? I mean, what if you accidentally mention a gender? Do you get punished? Can you watch TV or listen to music in the house that mentions genders? What is it like living in this bubble then going out in public or work and having to interact with people who are comfortable with one gender or another?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 16, 2019 9:37 AM |
Gender free? How about “It”
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 16, 2019 9:41 AM |
Fluffy
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 16, 2019 9:58 AM |
Panfried
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 16, 2019 10:01 AM |
Puddles
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 16, 2019 10:10 AM |
Ryan Seahag
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 16, 2019 10:18 AM |
Sharkeisha
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 16, 2019 10:24 AM |
Fin du Monde
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 16, 2019 10:25 AM |
Finn Tastic
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 16, 2019 10:29 AM |
Man
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 16, 2019 10:32 AM |
Sashimi
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 16, 2019 10:35 AM |
Chicken of the Sea
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 16, 2019 10:43 AM |
There is only one choice.
Vivian Vance. Of course.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 16, 2019 10:44 AM |
Does your fish have an absolutely gigantic fucking ass? Because you could name it Khark. Or Kainbow Khark.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 16, 2019 11:03 AM |
Fonzie
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 16, 2019 11:14 AM |
Sam Smith
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 16, 2019 11:19 AM |
Kelly Girl
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 16, 2019 11:21 AM |
Chief Brody
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 16, 2019 11:21 AM |
Bless you, OP, for your kindness to that precious little citizen!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 16, 2019 11:41 AM |
Shark? Then you just gotta name it Muriel.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 16, 2019 2:22 PM |
Nibbles Nautiniski
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 16, 2019 2:30 PM |
Pat???
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 16, 2019 2:34 PM |
Rainbow Shark doo doo doo doo doo doo
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 16, 2019 2:49 PM |
Maude FIN-dlay
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 16, 2019 2:51 PM |
Jump, the Shark
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 16, 2019 2:59 PM |
Cheryl
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 16, 2019 3:05 PM |
Stinkfish
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 16, 2019 3:06 PM |
Bait
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 16, 2019 3:07 PM |
Holy Mackerel
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 16, 2019 3:28 PM |
Chomp
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 16, 2019 3:36 PM |
Mary Jo Kopechne
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 16, 2019 3:40 PM |
Ray Sharkey
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 16, 2019 3:42 PM |
Mrs. Rosen
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 16, 2019 4:01 PM |
Ivanka
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 16, 2019 4:03 PM |
Judy......
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 16, 2019 4:06 PM |
Gefilte Fish
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 16, 2019 4:10 PM |
Philet
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 16, 2019 4:40 PM |
Freddy Mercury
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 16, 2019 5:24 PM |
Your fish looks like a whore, OP. Is it a rescue?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 16, 2019 6:42 PM |
R10 it was a joke. We are not gender free. Although, we are two gay men. That’s it.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 16, 2019 6:47 PM |
R53 that is not my fish it was used for everyone to see what my shark looks like.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 16, 2019 6:48 PM |
Skittles
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 16, 2019 7:10 PM |
Mr. Swishy Teefers
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 18, 2019 3:58 AM |
Omarosa
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 18, 2019 4:03 AM |
Bruce
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 18, 2019 4:08 AM |
Isn’t there a big book of approved shark names you could reference? Or write?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 18, 2019 4:32 AM |
OP, you shouldn’t use a shark name that’s not in the book. You don’t want your shark mistaken for a schnauzer, do you?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 18, 2019 4:41 AM |
Ann Chovy
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 18, 2019 4:47 AM |
Sushi
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 18, 2019 5:03 AM |
Some really great names. I will share our choice tomorrow. Thank you all.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 18, 2019 5:24 AM |
Fang
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 18, 2019 12:18 PM |
Ann Coulter
by Anonymous | reply 66 | September 18, 2019 12:21 PM |
Ronnie James Dio
by Anonymous | reply 67 | September 18, 2019 12:22 PM |
Mann Coulter
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 18, 2019 3:21 PM |
Fey. For the rainbow.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 18, 2019 7:54 PM |
R64 What did you decide ? I for one am dying to know.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | October 5, 2019 11:11 PM |
Julianne Moore. Seriously.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | October 5, 2019 11:14 PM |
Mrs. Rose Kennedy
by Anonymous | reply 72 | October 5, 2019 11:14 PM |
We decided Sharkie McSharkface. We already call him Sharkie and then just added McSharkface. Thanks to everyone.
We had our top 5. We named our other fish some of our top 5
Sharkie McSharkface Fang* Mr. Swishy Teefers* Sharkeisha Sashimi*
by Anonymous | reply 73 | October 5, 2019 11:23 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 74 | October 5, 2019 11:32 PM |
My suggestion was Ray Sharkey so I came pretty close to being your choice.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | October 6, 2019 1:09 AM |
[quote]We are a gender free household
How special and unique and deserving of attention.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | October 6, 2019 1:26 AM |
Bernardo...the leader of the Sharks from West Side Story...
by Anonymous | reply 77 | October 6, 2019 1:40 AM |
Finn
by Anonymous | reply 78 | October 6, 2019 1:58 AM |
Finn Balor
by Anonymous | reply 79 | October 6, 2019 2:06 AM |
R76 if you would have read the thread that was a joke. Please I’m worried you are going to give yourself another heart attack. Breathe.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | October 6, 2019 3:29 AM |
R73 I don’t mean to be cruel, but you sound like straight people.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | October 6, 2019 3:35 AM |
Bruce. Somebody had to say it.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | October 6, 2019 4:00 AM |
R81 ok, that’s your opinion. I know the truth.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | October 6, 2019 6:45 AM |
Barbra Streisand, OP. That's Barbra, not Barbara. No 'a' in between. And Strei-sand, like sand on the beach. Not Strei-sand or Strei-sunned or Strei-zunned. Don't get this wrong or I'll have to call Steve Jobs again. He's pretending to be dead so that he can block my calls.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | October 6, 2019 10:04 AM |
R84 Lmao
by Anonymous | reply 85 | October 7, 2019 3:35 AM |
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