Let’s be the film series A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

Quit copying threads, Redundant Thread Copycat.

Take your meds and hit the sack.

R1, I’m Hypnocil!

I'm the sequel, which is the gayest film ever made.

I'm morality and i [italic] suck [/italic]!

Doll? Miss Roni does her own stunts!

I’m Ronee Blakely’s booze bottle!

I'm Nancy's new boyfriend.

I’m Nancy’s Malaysian dream doll. I bring good dreams.

I'm Heather Langenkamp. WHET me?

I'm the jock strap encasing Mark Patton's pert butt.

I’m the naked girl in Joey’s waterbed!

I’m the roach motel that Debbie gets crushed inside in part 4!

I'm Johnny Depp's cameo in New Nightmare.

I'm Rooney Mara and I've never heard of this series before. I'm a serious actress.

I am the manicurist who calls in sick anytime Freddy Krueger sets an appointment to get his nails done.

I’m twink heart-throb Rodney Eastman at peak hotness as Joey in Nightmare 3 and 4. Enjoy me while you can as my looks will be swiftly ravaged by time.

Who knew that Freddy had a penchant for twinks?

Well, the only teenager you actually see him make out with (and not kill like Sheila) is with Joey when he’s disguised as Marci.

I’m Laurence Fishburne in NOES3!!

I’m Nancy’s grey streak which originally had been on left side in the first movie but unexplainably moved to her right side in the third movie.

I'm the telephone with a tongue that Nancy uses to pleasure herself to sleep.

I’m Dan, the fastest man on three legs!

I'm the high school closet case who wantonly ogles Dan and Rick change in the locker room.

I'm Penelope Sudrow, the bitch who got welcomed to prime time. A year later I played Iola's niece on Mama's Family who gets a date with Bubba.

I'm the skipping rope.

I'm kinky coach Schneider. I don't come to a good end.

I am the Wizard Master!

Was Freddy gay at all? Look at how long he toyed with Jesse, Joey and John Doe?

I'm 1428 North Genesee Avenue in Los Angeles, though I look like Anytown, USA

I'm Zsa Zsa. I'm wearing an artificial bird.

I'm Rooney Mara. I don't give a single fuck in the world about this movie. I just want my paycheck.

I am Dynasty. I'll miss my #1 fan, Debbie. I'll be gone not too long after her, though.

Fun fact... both the Elm Street house and the Strode/Wallace houses from Halloween are only a few blocks apart in West Hollywood on opposite sides of busy Santa Monica Blvd!

I am Dramarama!

I’m Dokken!

I’m John Saxon, I played Nancy’s father and I played Rashid Ahmed on Debbie’s favorite show.

I’m the 1-900-FREDDY hotline. I cost 2.95$ a minute and will make parents around America scream “what the hell is this on the phone bill?!” to their children.

I’m Dr. Simms, played by Priscilla Pointer, who also played Pamela Barnes’ mother on “Dallas.”

I’m Jason the dog’s fire stream!

I’m Andale!! Andale!! Andale!!

I’m Elaine’s Bourbon!

I’m the instrumental version of “Quiet Cool” that Kristen listens to in the VHS version of Dream Warriors (instead of Dokken’s “Into the Fire”).

I'm the only actress from the series that won an Oscar!

I’m Roseanne Barr, and I’ve got your nose!

I’m Alice Cooper as Freddy's stepfather!

I’m Breckin Meyer at age 16!

I’m Patricia Arquette’s Emmy that she won tonight!

I’m matching luggage!

I’m Lisa Wilcox totally backstabbing Tuesday Knight and locking her out of the Toe Brights office!

I'm one of the hundred maniacs that raped Amanda Krueger.

I’m Tuesday Knight playing Drew Barrymore’s sister in 2000 Malibu Road, which also starred Jennifer Beals.

Why wasn’t my career as big as there’s?

I’m Robert Englund and I am just.

I mean THEIRS

I’m the Quiet Room!

I’m Heather Langenkamp, and I starred with Johnny Depp and Patricia Arquette in their first films, but they’re too cool to remember me.

If Patricia Arquette had played me instead of Tuesday Knight, I would have survived and the Alice character would have been unnecessary.

I’m the Limahl poster in Robert Rusler’s bedroom!

I'm the funky R&B Fonda Rae song "Tuch Me" (yes that's the way it's originally spelled) which will be covered five years later by Cathy Dennis as a frothy poppy dance hit.

I'm playing when Jesse "pops his cork" in ANOES 2

I'm the cigarette that Tuesday lights in part 4. She doesn't realise that the match had blown out and I remain unlit for the duration of the scene as she pretends to smoke me.

I’m the Sinead O’Connor featuring MC Lyte song playing when Debbie does her workout.

R57 "Steel Claw" by Tina Turner, I was the real song Mark Patton was dancing to on set while filming that scene.

I'm Brooke Bundy as Elaine Parker in 3 and 4

I'm also a big time soap opera acress, having playing Rebecca North on Days of Our Lives from 75-79 , where I was killed off and then I went to General Hospital from 79-81 where my character was also killed off

Ironically these Nightmare horror films let me LIVE for once!

I am Hope Lange, reduced to playing a mother in ANOES 2.

I am Mark Patton, so horrified that the homoerotic themes of ANOES 2 will make my homosexuality evident that I will flee Hollywood... to become an interior decorator!

I’m the exploding bird in part 2!

I am the virginal heroine who survives the mayhem while my sexually-active friends get killed in the first 30 minutes of the film.

R36 - I racked up a massive bill on 1-900-909-Fred and I got my ass beat for it.

I'm the low budget practical effects staircase Nancy tries to run up, where you can visibly see the cuts in the carpet.

I'm r65, still clueless that Nightmare On Elm Street implied that Glenn and Nancy WERE sexually active and trying to apply a critics' trope about Friday the 13th to the wrong franchise.

R68 - They slept in separate bedrooms when they were staying at Tina's. Where do you see the implication that they were sexually active?

R69, Nancy says, “Glenn, not now, we’re here for Tina, not ourselves.” Remember, Glenn also used to climb up through her window.

Acceptable point R70. I do think they were trying to make Nancy the virginal one, but hopefully she got some of Glenn's dick before he was killed.

R71, I wouldn’t say that Nancy was necessarily a virgin, but they were definitely trying to make her the virtuous one. As we now see from incels, being a virgin does not necessarily make one virtuous.

I'm Glenn, in desperate need of a band-aid.

Johnny Depp lost that much blood? No wonder he looks so anemic in the POTC series.

I'm Wes Craven's New Nightmare and even though I didn't perform as well as the other films and I'm not cannon, I am by far the best of the series.

I’m Tracey, and I look just like one of the characters in the last few episodes of Debbie’s favorite show.

I'm Station JRJR leaving the air.

I’m Miss Nude America. Who cares what I say?

I’m Christie Clark as the bratty little sister in NOES 2. In a few years I’ll star in another horror sequel, Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice.

But most people probably know me as Carrie Brady from Days of Our Lives.

R79 and I'm Tracy Middendorf, I played Julie the babysitter in Wes Craven's New Nightmare. I ALSO played Carrie Brady on Days of Our Lives from 91-93 until you came back Christie Clark and took over the role again

I was a better Carrie

That's all

I'm soul food.

I'm Heather Langenkamp's very toned down, very dull performance in Dream Warriors.

A stark contrast to the strong, plucky survivalist Nancy from the original.

At least my pep will return for New Nightmare.

Another fun fact R32, the interior of the Elm Street house was the interior of the Strode house in the Halloween tv scene when Lynda comes over to borrow Laurie's silk blouse.

R83, don’t you mean Annie instead of Lynda?

I'm Greta. I probably have an eating disorder thanks to my cunt of a mother and I'm ready to gnash my teeth for the paparazzi.

No, R84, Lynda comes over to borrow a blouse. It actually ties in nicely in the film version when she tells Bob not to rip it cause "it's expensive, idiot" Annie calls Laurie in that scene.

I'm the registration number at the very end that nobody ever waits to see. ;`[

When Glenn starts making out with Nancy and Nancy says, “Glenn, not NOW. We’re here for Tina now, not ourselves,” r69!

That means LATER, it’s okay to fuck. And that they’ve probably fucked before.

Also, when Rod says, “We got her mother’s bed, you guys got the rest!”

And Glenn wouldn’t put her hands like that around Nancy if they weren’t already intimate. A prude wouldn’t be friends with Rod and Tina, either.

I have explained this before, but you want to project your own narrative and fault the movies for something that’s not there.

Nobody making any of the Elm Streets or Friday the 13ths ever intended a Puritanical message about sex, and that’s not what bothered Jason or Freddy. Almost none of the victims or survivors were virgins.

The “Sluts Will Pay“ Theory was an interpretation popularized by critics, not a matter of fact.

I’m the movie Ed Wood! Glenn Lantz and Kristen Parker #1 starred in me!

I’m the only other actor besides Depp and Arquette to have been nominated for an Oscar!

That means I’m the third biggest name from the series!

I'm the hot guy that plays Rod in ANOES. But because Latinos were stigmatized even in 1984, my agent told me to use the stage name Nick Corri instead of my real name Jesus Garcia.

I still aged better than Johnny Depp though.

I'm KIA. My acting is 200x better than anything Beyonce has done. My red streaks still look better then Queen Beds lacefront wigs

I'm the exploding parakeet!

I'm Dan. I fucked Alice but only because everyone else I knew died.

I'm Joey, hoping to impress the hot nurse with my only nude pic.

R89, is that really Rodney Eastman??

I mean R95, is that really Rodney Eastman?

Yes, he has the picture on his Instagram page, although it's censored on there.

You just know that his flaccid fat cock gets huge when it's hard!

Wow, now that's something I would have like to have seen 30 years ago! Anyone know the context? Are there any more?

I went to a screening of NOES 4 years ago and Eastman and most of the cast attended for a panel discussion. He made some veiled reference to having served time in jail but never expanded on it. I can imagine he was very popular on the block.

That's the only one I could find. I read that it's from a book, Greg Gorman Vol. 2.

I'm Robert Englund's cover of every classic rock tune that makes a good Freddy pun.

I’m baby Freddy!!!

I was nominated for an Oscar, too! Bitch!!

I'm Ronnie Blakely today, and I want a goddamn sammich!

God, R104, what happened to Ronnie Blakely?

Freddie needs to chase her around the block a few times.

She didn't have Greta's mom.