Tonight, I get my revenge

You're a woman? Or a man with a high voice?

can I have your stuff?

I'm a man with yeah a somewhat high voice that often gets mixed up R1.

OP have you considered turning Lesbian?

MARY!

Sounds like fun, OP! Just hope he doesn't come after you. He knows where you live.

Grow up OP.

lmao OP is Ross Matthews

How did you get his wife's number?

Somebody get Sylvia out of retirement. I smell her next hit song!

Once when he was showering up at my place after sex, he left his phone on the nightstand and he received a call from her and I took a screenshot.

I hope he leaves that shovel in his cab as a grave marker, after he buries you behind the truck stop.

OP got played big time.

Enjoy those memories of that hot cock on those, long, long lonesome nights ahead.

If you divide the money you gave him by the number of times he fucked you, is it more or less than for a hooker?

I say chalk it up to experience and let him be. wifey knows already so his life is gonna be hell.

This is OP.

1/10

OP, are you trying to start a sex story thread? Are we supposed to join in with scenarios or something? "As I walked to his front door, intent on telling his wife everything, the door opened. It was him. His wife was not home. Just the two of us...."

You need to first find out if he was truly in dire straits or if the money ploy just financed vacations to the Bahamas. Then your revenge can be sweeter.

...and his rotweiller

You had fun and paid for it. Move on.

OP honestly expects a pat on the back for "taking revenge" against a closeted trucker who is married to a woman and to whom OP was supposedly dumb enough to repeatedly give money to.

What goes around comes around OP.

His wife is gonna kick your ass OP. Don't do it. She'll knock on your door one day and start tearing up your caftan.

How much did you give him?

R22 Stop contributing to OP's sex story thread!

If we pretend this make believe story is real for a second.

The trucker did nothing wrong to you in the scenario. He told you upfront he had a family and you were just a secret fuck buddy. You knew what you were signing up for and he owes you nothing.

That you gave him money is your own idiciocy, don't blame him for your poor judgement.

I'll just say over $10,000 R23.

OP is a fantasist, he gets off on being perceived as an ATM/fuck doll for a married, ex military truck driver who is built like a 'real working man".

Yeah, when I think of a manly working man I think of a truck drivers physique. And also, this story is bullshit.

OP you paid for his children, too. They're technically yours now. You just have to claim them and raise them as your own.

Was he covered with tats?

You play with rough trade, you eventually get burnt. Everyone knows that.

Sue him.

He has some but he's not covered in them R29.

"His wife is gonna kick your ass OP. Don't do it. She'll knock on your door one day and start tearing up your caftan."

Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard!

I have a mental image of OP getting his eyes scratched out and the sound of a big ole caftan being ripped to shreds. OP: "Oh!...Oh my goodness!...Stop!...Someone help.....Oh!!!.....Someone call the po...."

Does he wear a MAGA hat?

You willingly gave the money.

You knew he was married and it was a sex only relationship.

You’re making a huge mistake contacting the wife, but from what you’ve written you deserve what’s about to happen to you.

I know I gave him money and it's my fault for doing that but he at least owes me the decency of one last chat. Completely ghosting me is inexcusable.

Let it go

"the world is cruel and man's a shit, and that is all there is to it"

Well, this thread didn't go the way OP expected...

EST this is the tiny cocklette Queen you dumbasses.

$10,000.00 OP? (Liar! Liar! Liar!)

Honey, unless you have photos of him and/or his cock, we truly and completely have no fucks to give.

R41 I wish!

What will be playing on OP's ipod after he gets killed?

Be patient op. The wife probably blocked you and has him on a short lease now.

He will show up soon with a new sob story asking for more money.

"As our eyes met I could feel my hurt and rage surging.

I loved to hate and I hated to love him.

He pushed the visor of his MAGA hat slightly upwards, took a swig of Budweiser 16 ounce-er and eyed me with desire....."

[quote]He will show up soon with a new sob story asking for more money.

And as long as the trucker throws OP a pity fuck, OP will be opening his wallet as easily as opens his legs.

There is a sucker born every minute. Just hire an escort OP, at least that relationship is more upfront and less dramatic.

you lost me at “freckles on his ballsack.”

[quote] especially since I'm tipsy.

Trucker's wife watch out. OP has had some appletinis and she's in a dangerous mood!

Freckled ballsack? Eeeewwww!

How often does he expose his ball sack to sunlight?

This has everything but the bloodhounds blah blah blah...

[quote]The wife probably blocked you and has him on a short lease now.

Oh Dear? Is he month to month? If he can't pay the rent will OP subsidize him?

R44 Since OP is out for revenge I would imagine 'The Bitch is Back' or 'I Will Survive' or Alanis Morrisette's 'You Oughta Know'

How old are you?

You Oughta Know is perfect, R53. I'm sure this is how OP feels.

"A hetero version of me. did she have your baby? and are you thinkin' of me when you fuuuuuck her?...Is she perverted like me? would she hand you ten grand like me?....'Cuz' the joke that you made...."

LOL, i'm 73. last week i went to a 20something's wedding and the band played "I Will Survive" I laughed my ass off dancing to it as I first did in the 70's at a gay disco in the West Village.

I'm 55, R54.

Actually I think "I Will Survive" is the antithesis of revenge, it's getting your shit together and moving on, without looking back.

The OP and her womanly voice, R8.

I don't know. You're 55, he's 30.

He's in a whole mess of trouble with a wife and a couple of kids he can't afford.

Sometimes I think it's wise to save your revenge (and all of the mental planning and brooding revenge requires) for people who actually maliciously intend to do you harm. This guy is a klutz in his life, just trying to survive and not fuck up too badly. I don't think he intended to hurt you. He's just not-too-bright.

I would suggest you focus your energies on someone/something else.

"...and every time I count the freckles on someone else's ballsack I hope you feel it! Can ya' feel it?...."

At first I was afraid I was petrified

Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side

But then I spent so many nights

Thinkin' how you did me wrong

And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along?

You get what you pay for OP

What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snapping at her rear end...

At least wife thinks your a woman

If she shows up at your door with a weapon looking for that bitch I would advise against describing her husbands testicular freckles.

Isn’t the whole point of her phone call that she already knows?

You can’t make him want you again and I think you’ve lost your leverage of the secret already.

As others have said, grow up and move on.

Don’t give money to the next trick unless you have zero expectation of anything in return.

R65 meet r51.

OP, have a few more drinks! I wanna hear how this conversation goes.

OP, R61 has given you the soundest advice you will hear on here!

Lorna Bobbitt's coming for you OP

1/10

Never give them more money than the current sex is worth to you, it's a luxury purchase not an investment on which you can expect a return

I'm just swept up by the DRAMA of it all!!!

Agree R70.

I'm not trying to add another layer of hurt OP, but you kind took advantage of him too. You knew his circumstances and that had to kind of make you feel like you had some kind of upper hand here.

Your plans for revenge pretty much confirms that.

How often did you meet op?

Don't mess with the wives of truck drivers. Those bitches are rough.

Apparently OP won't be ignored.

Oh I miss Craigslist

She will not believe you...tell her about the money she owes you.

Good Christ, over $10K? Talk about being totally dickmatized.

I can't wait to hear what happens.

How many times did he fuck you? need to do the math here

R80 She does owe OP, since he took the big cock so she did not have to lie on her back and fake it.

OP is only 55? I'm over 70 and can still get a great fuck for $200

You may have given him over $10,000 but he doesn't owe you anything...

yep, lesson learned, not too much up front....pay as you go

Since he's been ghosted, this has been OP's theme song.

If you seriously gave him that much money, then this was clearly a lopsided relationship...as in he was doable and 30 and hot and you are....55 and not. So you actually owed him the money for being able to do you and keep his lunch down at the same time. But he is a married rentboy of some sort and I sure wifey enjoyed the trinkets and baubles you bought her. She might not be that upset when she finds out her man was moonlighting to bring home more money..even if it involved scamming (and fucking) some old guy.

Why would roll grenade into his life. You knew all along who he was and you were fine with it. He trusts you. If you just lay low, he'll be back. Those type of guys always want more fun. He just has to let things cool down.

Just stop giving him money. That seems to be the thing that irks you most. Did you think you were "loaning" him money? C'mon, you're not THAT dumb, are you?

And she may kick him out when she finds out his side piece is a guy. Would you take him in op?

since OP still has not told us how many times he got fucked, how can you conclude it was "lopsided"?

how much does a 30 something charge to fuck a 55y.o.?

Imagree, lay low, and he'll be back

I picture OP drunk and crying as he plays this on repeat, knowing it’s over but still hoping desperately his trucker will call

I agree...

OP you don’t remember being 30? Didn’t you ghost people as well back in the day?

He said he gave (paid) him $10.000. If he got fucked 50 times that's $200. a pop.

Oh! Call her and tell her she needs to be tested for HIV. That would make her mad.

OP isn't responding because he's dead now.

which is the going rate for a 55 y.o. where i live

sounds like OP came out even.....move on

Did he tear your pussy up?

They never leave their wives.

OP might have a reason for revenge if this had been an "affair" and the guy had insinuated he liked him and was trapped in his marriage. But this guy was up front about his situation and actually CHARGED the OP money!

No, r96. I only ghosted people back in the day if my pencil broke.

I didn't realize escorts charged on a sliding scale by age and fitness

agree, obviously it was a commercial transaction and OP was stupid enough to pay up front rather than on the installment plan.

no sympathy

It’s said that Revenge is a dish best served cold. You’ve dished. But what you’re serving is a hot mess.

Every two to three weeks R76

I'm imagining op on the phone now as we reply.

The trucker obviously took the OP to the Point of No Return for him to throw 10k down the shitter

If OP stopped with the money, the trucker would move on to find a new generous sugar daddy r90.

He has hardly missed a visit then. I think he shall return soon.

Wow that comes out to 200 to 300 per visit. I hope he was good

So, it was a two year "affair" and he saw him "every two to three weeks" ergo OP got fuck probably 42 times [104 wks. divided by 2.5 frequency] for which he shelled out $10k, or $238 per fuck.

that seems a tad high for the going rate for fucking a 55 year old, but not much.

I say chalk it up to experience, kill the drama, and move on. Offer $200 and see what you get.

I doubt the wife would really care...other than being upset that he lost his cash cow. She's probably spoofing some other old guy right now on Grindr to put hubby back to generating some cash.

OP is Sweet Dee from "it's always sunny in Philadelphia"

OP, what do you think would have happened if you'd of told him, "sorry, I just don't have any extra $" when he was asking? Would he have quit coming over?

Too steep. I'm over 70, live in NYC and pay a 40 something $200 for a 2hr play/fuck every two weeks. worth every penny

Hell hath no fury like a caftanwearer scorned!

🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡

"Revenge can be such a bitch." As can a postette on DL.

What fantasy gone wrong!. An ordinary guy with a double life, using some …. well, queen comes to mind. An easy piece for both. You gave him money? Stupid. So you got sex and you paid or it. The wife finds out, calls you. Big deal, the woman scorned. He owes you nothing, you are not high on his priority list, So you call the wife an tell all. Ruin his marriage. Wreck his life. You'll be proud of yourself, a real credit to DL! If he comes after you with a gun, well ……. you cunt.

You can’t make him want you again. He probably didn't want you then. You were just easy, on CraigsList, that's what they want, the easy. $$$ kept him returning. Or was it your fine old ass? And I think you’ve lost any leverage of this secret.

On a lighter note, R49 WINS!

He was VERY good R112

Why did you take a screenshot of his wife's phone number? Did you suspect he intended to throw you over and you have been planning for revenge for a while?

And I do not care if this is an EST, it's a pretty entertaining scenario. Some of you with the 1/10 have ridiculous standards.

Why did you take a screenshot of his wife's phone number? Did you suspect he intended to throw you over and you have been planning for revenge for a while?

And I do not care if this is an EST, it's a pretty entertaining scenario. Some of you with the 1/10 have ridiculous standards.

^ oops

OP = Ross Matthews

I bet the guy is thinking, "Why oh why does this old queen have such a woman's voice!" If you would have answered like a man she would have known he was "working".

This 30 year old trucker has it going on. Tearing up highways, bank accounts, asses and his wife’s pussy. Getting your cash so he can keep getting that cervix.

Where do you live, OP?

[quote] He's a truck driver, former military, over 6 feet tall, 30 years old and built like a real working man ...

Thanks for not saying he was built like a brick shithouse.

OP, I'm sorry but if you have the financial advantage and he is a married man with kids who is struggling then you used your money as a some kind of guarantee, sounds like you tried to control this situation.

He's not a kid but you are more than 20 years his senior and you should have known better.

Not nice to throw money at someone who you know really needs it and then assume that you are "owed" something, you knew from the beginning that he was having trouble and that ten grand is a lot of money to him.

Just think, if you would have given him more money and more snatch he probably would have left her and he'd now be yours...ALL YOURS!! That's what you get for being so cheap.

R128 Reno NV

How about tonight you celebrate your love for him. And then move on.

R49 cracked me up!

You're not mad at him OP, you're mad at yourself.

OP so have you called her up yet? Update, please.

Watch out if her name is Amy Fisher.

Don't do it. You will regret it.

swell idea R134, OP should hire two truckers from Craig's List and live it up

OP please record this call!

"18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses"? LMAO! Thank for that R94!

"Leave dem coins on da dresser!"

Revenge never heals the pain.

Fill me in OP, what's his "dirty" little secret, as you so described it?

"Revenge", OP? Revenge? YOU are a mature adult who had an affair with a man who you KNEW was married.

If anyone should be taking revenge it should be this guy's wife, not you hon'.

R11 Given that her number would only be showing on the notification if he hadn't saved it to his contacts, how do you know it was his wife calling?

R147 He doesn't, she didn't, there is no trucker, there is no wife, OP is not 55, he is probably 19 years old and not responding to posts because he is trying to "SWAT" someone he plays online games with.

You just make one shiteious decision after another, don't you, OP?

You ought to take revenge on your mama, for birthing and raising someone so damn drama addicted and stupid.

His had her name and the phone number on it R147

R147 I thought the same thing?

Are you black, OP?

ESTs are so bad at real life that they can't even write a realistic-sounding ES.

Call and demand a refund. Tell the wife he has a signed contract with you and he's not fulfilling his obligations, and you're coming by in the middle of the night to repo her Nissan Sentra.

Are you kidding, R153? A helium-voiced, vengeful queen drunk on a Saturday night and spending thousands on some straight hookup is probably the most realistic EST on this board.

R147 Oh I know, it's just fun to poke holes. In the story.

R150 What phone was this then that had a feature which no phone OS seems to have?

You're tit-sy OP? Interesting.

Shh, don't poke too many holes in his story r147. Let's just play pretend.

Trust me, OP, making that call to his wife is a lot more fun to think about than actually doing it would be. You'd regret it for a very long time.

I wouldn't do it OP. Those trashy gals are terrifying.

No, go right ahead and tell his wife, OP. Take your cheating, tipsy self and go knock on her door and tell her you've fucking her husband.

It will be hilarious when this Beth Chapman-type trucker's wife finally tracks YOUR cheating, slutty, side piece ass down. (And don't think she can't or won't, OP.)

Catfight! Catfight! OP make sure you tie your hair up and sharpen those claws before the fight.

I didn't realize how funny this was until I read it a second time.

I mean, really.

OP is a soprano.

The wife is going to look and talk like Tonya Harding.

She's going to chase him around his antique-store inspired apartment with a Louisville slugger.

R152 white.

R145 Uh, that she doesn't know he's having sex with men for one!

Imagine Brett for a moment explaining,

"No, it's a man with a really high voice."

She'll be dumbstruck for a moment: then when she finds out about the money, the cogs will begin to turn.

Yup, the two of them are going to find away to bump you off.

Wait until the morning. Smart decisions are rarely ever made while "tipsy."

His wife is going to beat you into a paste, OP, and won't even bother to take her hoops off to do it.

But, please, do go on with your trailer park 'revenge'.

And, for the last time, s'il vous plait--

It's, "I'm go' get me my revenge."

R165 Then act like it.

Act.... white? 🤔

[quote] Act.... white?

Maybe call the IRS and report his undeclared income?

Yes. You're carrying on like a messy ghetto queen. Stop. Have some self-respect. And stop fucking married men while you're at it.

OP, you just have to woo him back.

OP, the only one with any right to be mad right now is the wife. She’s the only one who didn’t know what was really going on and has far more to lose than you in a divorce with children. Most divorces cost more than $10K, so cut your losses and move on. Sounds like you’re only pissed that you didn’t get a “proper goodbye”, anyway.

And if you fully out the husband, how do you know that HE might not take too kindly to it? Or that her brothers, etc...may not take care of her “problem”?

He didn’t ghost you. He’s laying low. He’ll be back; probably on his next haul through Reno. And he’ll use the whole “I’m sorry about how it went down” to do it.

Move. Change your number. Wipe social media. And be glad it only cost you $10K.

R173, if there's one thing I've learned from Datalounge, it's that fucking married men is hitting the DL motherlode - because you get to do the deed, and then you get to humblebrag about it here.

OP = The Spaz Troll

[quote]And if you fully out the husband, how do you know that HE might not take too kindly to it? Or that her brothers, etc...may not take care of her “problem”?

exactly, and you may not even get his fucking shirt

The OP should be worried about the big burly truck driver showing up and beating the shit out of his needy ass.

Imagine Brett's Large Marge-esque wife tailing him on his next run through Nevada and popping out of her station wagon to confront him at OP's door mid-beating!

Have you scheduled your appearance on Judge Judge?

Can you pass along his number, OP?

Walk away, OP.

Quit while you're still ahead.

And still alive.

[quote]Are you kidding, [R153]? A helium-voiced, vengeful queen drunk on a Saturday night and spending thousands on some straight hookup is probably the most realistic EST on this board.

This. Oh, lordy, this!

[quote] He doesn't, she didn't, there is no trucker, there is no wife, OP is not 55,

Oh look! The assberger Debbie Downer has arrived!

Honey, if he's a trucker, he's got a guy in every rest stop from here to Lubbock!

You can woo him back and more. Just sharpen those negotiating skills: "I have a hundred under my tongue" "I have two hundred in my ass" "I have the deed to my house if you'll divorce the shrew and we run off together"

Be careful. She or they (her older brothers or him maybe) know that you never leave the slot machines the first week of every month. They'll know where to find you.

Hilarious thread. I haven't laughed this hard here in awhile.

OP, gather your caftan at the waist, walk over, ring his bell and beg for his forgiveness. Shame on you for throwing away good dick when so many here have only vague memories of a decent rutting. Go to him now!

"The cell phone went dead" sounds so much better than "They hung up on me."

If you really want revenge, call the wife and say you're an elderly woman and he pays YOU and he says it's better than anything he gets at home!

A song for the wife...

R185 Hi there OP!

Was my description of you so accurate that you had to snark back?

R194 I’ve never known is that considered a real song or is it a parody song like Weird Al?

[quote]Once when he was showering up at my place after sex, he left his phone on the nightstand and he received a call from her and I took a screenshot.

I wish you would try harder on these, since you're determined to spam DL with your idiotic stories.

This is even worse than the scorching hot middle aged white trash Florida lesbian story, and that had holes for days.

Not that I expect you even know what a hole looks like anymore, given the amount of free time you have on your hands.

8/10 Haven't had such a good laugh in a long time.

OP is just some random trucker fucker who is an adversary of the one his trucker opted to marry and now wants to cause strife in the life of some poor, unwitting wife.

OP if you follow through on your plans of revenge it is you will wind up getting his ass kicked in the end.

Do a Lifetime movie scenario and find out where the wife works and befriend her and become her bestie. Then live for those tense moments when he discovers you're her new bestie, but he can't tell her who you are, and you manipulate him and blackmail him into keeping your mussy juices flowing to keep the secret.

OP has created a Nevada version of this scene. He should feel responsible!

R168 that made me laugh way too hard. Beaten to a paste by a bitch in hoops.

[quote]R36 at least owes me the decency of one last chat.

Maybe he’ll call, eventually. He might even start seeing you again, if you don’t reveal yourself to be a crazy shrew.

If nothing else, doesn’t he need the money?

Is it just me, or has this year's EST crop been subpar? It's like Mexican avocados: kind of underripe and unappetizing.

I hope Trailer Trish hasn't killed OP yet.

[quote] Is it just me, or has this year's EST crop been subpar?

Personally I like this EST but I agree. Ever since the shit brickhouse troll, BILL TAYLOR, and Mitzi's human fucked off, it's been slim pickings.

Truck Stop Lover: A Wife's Revenge, only on LifeTime.

do the Lifetime Movie but do it in drag. You've already got the voice and you and the wife will fast become "sisters" and you'll have all the juicy gossip and all their problems to blackmail him and get him pounding you again.

I think you should call her back, still pretending to be a woman, and talk about how hard he banged your pussy.

Call back and tell her you're pregnant and keeping it.

R206, I wish all three would come back. Maybe one day.

The wife sounds like an ungrateful bitch. Does she know her man is selling his body just to support their family?

[quote]R209 Do the Lifetime Movie but do it in drag. You've already got the voice and you and the wife will fast become "sisters" and you'll have all the juicy gossip

I also see a makeover montage.

[quote] The wife sounds like an ungrateful bitch. Does she know her man is selling his body just to support their family?

She needs to show her gratitude! Call her and tell her! Better yet show up at her church tomorrow... That is where I go to make a statement.

Excuse me, sister, but the wife is the betrayed one, not you. If anything, you owe her an apology.

As to the 10k, a gift is a gift.

It wasn't a gift-it was a dough-nation!

With all due respect, ma’am, I have problems of my own.

Fuck the idea of gifts. I would be like OP. Snapping wigs and calling bitches on the phone.

Amen, R219.

Amen.

Hey I'd pay a lot to eat ice cream with an elder in a caftan and watch Golden Girl reruns.

YOU ARE "EVERY" MOTHER'S DREAM, "OP," r221

CONSARNIT " THAT WAS FOR "R221 ONLY!! THIS HERE "OP" GOT ENOUGH TROUBLES "OF" HER OWN "PALLING" AROUND WITH "A" GOOD MAN LIKE THE LOT "LIZARD" SHE IS!!

Brilliant R207! LMAO!

OP if you are going to get everyone involved in your tale, you have to come back to do follow up.

Your next chapter is due.

He's probably at the ER, R225

[italic]"It was a dream of love, that quickly turned into a NIGHTMARE..."

Trucker's wife killed OP.

Well, we tried to warn him, R227.

A 30 year old guy with a wife fucking a 55 year old up the ass when he can get a twink or other more ideal bottom with little to no effort?

EST.

Oh wait. You're paying him. Nvm.

Shall we cast this movie?

Go see the wife dressed in drag, and scream loudly so that all the neighbors can hear that he promised to pay for your gender-reassignment surgery and he left you half-done.

Revenge? You're lucky anyone ever bothered with your fuckhole. You need to slide back into your cardboard box, and start learning how to act like a lady, since you'll never be one in real life. Okay? okay.

Sowaddidjoodoo, OP?

Could it be that we talked some sense into OP?

It's more likely that he's dead now, r234.

Something like this happened to me. The wife wouldn't stop calling me. I had to change my number immediately.

Close your legs to married men...

OP is probably still sleeping off last night's appletinis.

Whether real or a fictional, the 'assignation' (sorry, couldn't resist) was mutually satisfactory. No promises were broken, payments were well within market rates (as established by our DL investigators) and it has come to a peaceable end, albeit mysteriously. Quid pro quo. Everyone should be moving on. I think we're all in agreement that revenge would be inappropriate in this scenario except in a soap opera or a movie starring Glenn Close.

[quote] and it has come to a peaceable end, albeit mysteriously.

We don't know that at all. The ending might have come straight out of a slasher movie.

Put a wig on, some makeup, your best caftan, a pair of kitten heels and show up at his house when he's not there. When she opens the door tell her you're the "other woman" but immediatly clarify that you're actually his biological mother who had to tragically give him up for adoption. Tell her that you've been giving him money to try to compensate for all the years you couldn't be with him but, and this is very important, it must remain a secret in order to not disrupt any more lives.

Problem solved, nobody gets hurt.

OP - you’ve already talked to the wife over the phone. And. She. Thought. You. Were. A. Woman. How exactly will you convince her you’re a guy and not just some crazy bitch (female) side piece looking to cause more drama.

Well, OP??? Did you and your "tipsy" self carry out the revenge plans or no???

This ain't looking so good.

This ain't looking so good.

I actually had a 4 month "affair" with a supposed "bi" guy in his late 20s who (unbeknownst to me) moved away and tried to ghost me.

Long story short, I used DL sleuthing skills (he eventually called me) and found out his true identity: a married with kids CEO of a major corporation. (I've posted about it in other threads a couple times).

I was able to get several of his phone #s (houses in 2 cities, cell phone) and used to fantasize about telling his wife mainly because he hurt me so much by trying to ghost me, but I really cared about him at one point and did nothing.

It's always a weird jolt when I see his company mentioned in my newsfeeds or on LinkedIn posts.

OP you forgot to tell us...how big?? etc.

Could this be the beginning of an episode of "Midsomer Murders"??

[quote] Once when he was showering up at my place after sex, he left his phone on the nightstand and he received a call from her and I took a screenshot.

I agree with others you were using money to get leverage over this younger, more attractive guy. And getting his wife's number shows you were even considering to blackmail him. You kinda suck, OP.

But I still want an update. Did you and his wife compare notes about his scrotum freckles or not?

I am still alive and yes, hungover. I think answering you bitches questions kept me from calling, although who knows what happens next time I have a few.

I NEED to know what has happened. Even if it is fiction!

Well she's probably home since it's Sunday afternoon and all. Why don't you call her now?

OP thought confronting the wife would be like an episode of Rupaul's Drag Race and lipsyncing for your life.

Newsflash, it's not. She will just beat your ass.

R250 you need to confront her! She has to know what her husband is doing behind her back! He's probably already moved on and is fucking some other rube.

Still waiting for sizemeat verificata

"Did you and his wife compare notes about his scrotum freckles or not?"

LMAO R249!

So OP, when you guys started out, how quickly did he bring up that he needed money?

Beware. Wives of truckers are not fraus!

About a month in R257

[quote] Long story short, I used DL sleuthing skills (he eventually called me) and found out his true identity: a married with kids CEO of a major corporation. (I've posted about it in other threads a couple times).

[quote] I was able to get several of his phone #s (houses in 2 cities, cell phone) and used to fantasize about telling his wife mainly because he hurt me so much by trying to ghost me, but I really cared about him at one point and did nothing.

Such a pathetic way to go through life.

OP doesn’t even know how to sign his posts as OP so we know it’s him.

[quote]Still waiting for sizemeat verificata

Still waiting for you to figure out that the word is VERIFICATIA.

You played, you obviously lost (your sanity, self-confidence and money), what a surprise!! So cut your losses, move on and find another 'man of your life' on craigslist...

OP here, I called his wife, turns out we went to high school together and were BFFS. We got to talking and I just didn't have the heart to tell her so I lied and said I got her number from a mutual friend. We are going to reconnect and meet up in Vegas! She can't wait for me to meet her husband. This is going to be sooo much fun.

So this really is turning into a Lifetime movie, then.

OP here - r265 Omg yes, I am hoping Lori Laughlin gets cast as the BFF and John Schneider plays the husband...I of course will be played by Thad Luckinbill

He can't play you, he doesn't have a drinkie-poo problem.

So the 30 year old guy with two young children has a 55 year old wife?

Weird.

OP is 55, not the wife.

OP is living his best life.

OP here - jesus it is lifetime...the cast is never age-appropriate or make any sense.

In that case, let's have Ally Sheedy play you, and the husband can be played by the ghost of Ricardo Montalbán. The wife will, of course, be Taylor Swift (she's been trying to break into acting).

[quote] OP is 55, not the wife.

OP said like 10 posts ago that he and the guy's wife went to high school together.

(I realize that that OP is probably not our OP--but why keep the bullshit realistic?)

OP's trailer park tale of vengeance is too trashy for even Lifetime to be interested.

Try calling TLC, OP, and getting on one of their shows to help you lose weight or get sober instead. Tell them how close to 'the edge' you are on your application!

is jerry springer still a thing?

ops tale was already a show on TLC called Close to Home. It was cancelled.

OP here-Well, I just had an interesting phone call with my truck-driving two-timing lover. We are all going to meet tomorrow night at a cabin near the lake to dish out all it in person! I just called in to my vague government job and packing my suitcase ight now! We might even go canoeing!

Wish me luck girls!

OP if you are 55 you probably got off cheap paying $10,000 for it!

This should just turn into a thread of everybody pretending to be the OP since he’s so lame at responding.

OP here. I heard from my trick and he is going to repay the money by giving me his 2003 Ford F150. I currently drive a Prius!

OP is one annoying bitch. I hope her next hook-up turns out to be Mr. Goodbar.

Something still bothering me: how would a screenshot off of HIS phone be of any use to you? Unless by “screenshot” you mean an actual shot of his screen from your phone (I’m giving you an out and all, take it).

OP here--I took a lot of screenshots of his phone, my phone, his freckled balls and now I'm sending all this info to my former high school BFS and we're going to gab about it over appletinis tonight! Wheee! Being ghosted has never been so much fun!!!

A 30 year old isnt going to fuck some old guy. He'd fuck one of his office twinks if anything.

that better be one tricked-out 16-yo Ford to be worth $10k, r279.

OP HERE FOR REALS I marched up to his house (I got the address from a screenshot) and was all like, "are you the wife??? well let's have a chat because I gave your trucker husband money" and she was all, "this is a wendy's"

OP doesn't know how smartphones, screenshots, or high school work.

By the way, the amount given to Studly Trucker was "more than $10,000." So it could be a million. It could be 10 million. WE JUST DON'T KNOW.

Well this mildy entertaining thread took a turn for the worse with all the fake OP comments which started with the OP stating he went to scool with the truck drivers wife.

The 30 year old trucker must be /gross/.

[quote]he went to scool with the truck drivers wife.

Where you obviously went with no one, dear.

OP has dementia and hallucinations brought on by alcoholism.

(The real, pathetic OP, not the fun OPs)

[quote]At least wife thinks your a woman

Oh, dear!

[quote]Lorna Bobbitt's coming for you OP

As long as it’s not Lorena Bobbitt. That bitch can do some damage.

I knew the thread title reminded me of something.

OP here. I tried to call him but forgot to pay my bill on my pre-paid cricket phone. Dammit. The best laid plans.

What's wrong with you that you'd fork over $10,000 and then not pay your phone bill. Priorities.

R295 OP here - I mean damn that cricket bill just sneaks up on you and I could not make it Walmart ..I had things to do.

Let's re-think this. How steady can OP's hands be for driving her 1992 Nissan Sentra to The Wife's house for confrontation or even calling anyone (even on a pre-paid track phone from Cricket) when she's obviously such an alcoholic that her OG post seemed sensible or classy to her? Or, that giving her married trucker lover 10k was a smart thing to do? OP's a total dumbass and pathetic drunk.

This clearly is an EST that got too elaborate for its own good and imploded on itself.

OP Here - r298 I don't know what you are talking about I am in PST not EST?

Yeah, some whore upthread brought up a good point. Opie said he took a pic of trucker’s phone when the wife called, but every husband would have his wife as a contact in his phone so it would inly display “Marge” and NOT her phone number.

BUSTEDDD!

[quote]What's wrong with you that you'd fork over $10,000 and then not pay your phone bill. Priorities.

A gal’s gotta eat!

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbitt?

You guys realize that isn't the actual OP who has been responding recently. Just a random poster being silly on purpose.

C'mon guys.

I think many of us realize that, R303.

OP, OP, OP, OP I'm begging of you please don't take my man OP, OP, OP, OP Please don't take him just because you can

Is OP:

A) at her local truck stop, flush with $$$ from a payday advance app and looking for a new lovah man, or

B) passed out in her trailer, in a puddle of her own urine?

I vote B, R306

OP and Mrs. Truck Driver during the big confrontation.

You guys crack me up.

He showed up late last night wanting money! Begging to fuck me, what's a girl to do. So I gave him £500 and we are back on, once a month.

Size meat is girthy, around 7 inches.

Pounds Sterling? Where will he convert it?

I had some £££ left over from a recent trip to London. He'll convert it at a bank or travel agent or airport.

DL's very own Lifetime movie now includes international intrigue! What next?

OP is this lorry driver English? Does he have crooked teeth and receding gums?

OP, did you ever call the lorry driver's wife at her flat using your white, Slimline telephone with last number redial?

Is this now Eastenders?

Maybe the trucker is planning an escape flight to the UK in order to flee his vengeful spouse, and needed foreign cash?

If he slept over, he's on the run.

^^Maybe he doesn’t understand England’s extradition treaty with the US and is planning on fleeing there after killing OP for blabbing to his wife.

Why are you looking at me like that? It could happen.

OP here! I drunk dialed and accidentally got the wrong house. The husband answered he sounded hot. We have a date next Tuesday. Remind me to pay my Cricket bill!

OP done dug his key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive and carved his name into his leather seats He took a Louisville slugger to both head lights and slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe next time trucker boy will think before he cheats

R308 I think you really wanted the Peter Kay/Susan Boyle version

If you're fucking him, what difference does the size or girth of his cock matter.

Are you also sucking him off?

Seriously? OP is clearly the bottom in this situation.

R320 Actually, I would have gone with French and Saunders version if I wanted intentional humor.

OP here! I got my money back - sort of. He gave me six pure-bred pit bull puppies from his bitch and said they were worth at least $2000 each.

What the fuck do i do with them? A couple of them have already pooed on my carpet and they're all crying. How do I sell them and get my money?

Hi OP R324, put adorable bandanas around them and put photos up on IG, making sure to upsell them as Pure-Bred Nanny Dogs. Turn lemons into lemonade! You mght even meet some hot young bikers looking for a new best friend---truck driver who?!

OP Here! I sold them to a lovely Chinese couple who owns a restaurant! I think they plan on breeding them. When they came they said, "oh this one would be good for sweet and sour, this one for mooshu." Those must be dog names, how cute.

LIES! Everyone knows trailer park people and their neighbors would have snapped up those pitties in seconds, so the response at R326 cannot be OP. OP is DL's own Trailer Trash Qween, R326, betta be careful, before she tracks you down and gets her mentally ill, alcoholic-fueled revenge!11!

Did we miss our cue?

R328

thank you for making me laugh

Your welcome hun. Just doing the lard's work.

OP here. Yeah I got bored and never called him. I am however fucking the neighbor's kid. He just turned 19.

R324 Pit bull puppies need to be euthanised.

They're a dangerous liability.

^Yes, just like the thrown-off side pieces of bisexual truck drivers. Maneaters!

Bullshit, R324. Pit bulls are good dogs, it's the scum who train them for dogfighting that need to be euthanized.

A couple years ago I had to rescue a pit bull puppy from an angry mama alleycat behind my building. He was a sweet little fella, became very calm and affectionate once I got him out of the confrontation and waiting on a side street for his owner to pick him up.

Looks like the Spaz Troll wrecked this thread. Pitbull puppies are disgusting.

OP you're 55 and your voice still hasn't changed?

What's up in your trailer park life, today, OP?

OP Here! Trailer Park how dare you? I live in a resort community with highly relocatable dwellings.

[quote]If you're fucking him, what difference does the size or girth of his cock matter.

If you think that OP is in any way, shape, or form, a top: you have problems.

r339 OP HERE! I am top!!! (that means sitting on it and riding it like a pogo stick right?)

What a disappointing read and result.

-20/10

because you're unbalanced, OP, and need help

r341 NO! You are. ps..are you seeing anybody?

I wish the real OP would update us from time to time

OP here, I found God. I will pray for you all heathens who vilified me. Have a blessed day!

You villified yourself, whore.

OP here. In tears. All I have left is a red MAGA trucker's hat and the memories of once being The Other Woman.

I haven’t the time to keep up with this nonsense. Has OP passed herself away yet?

Oh R347 I have been waiting just for you so I could tell you now so I don't have to tell you later---everything's coming up bananas!

Love this about OPs flat .... his antique-store inspired apartment

Did it go like this?

This is like a Bravo made-for-TV movie: "No Longer His Bitch," starring Jonathan Groff as Brett, Billy Porter as OP, and Lea michele as Brett's wife.

R237 a classic, truer words were never spoken

I love Jonathan Groff, but ain't no one gonna buy him as a trucker.

OP, that's fucked up.

Sweetly funny-enough story here, but not a word of it is true. But true to DL tradition. More true, breaking now here in the southwest, a gay guy had been getting plowed by a married/w children trucker, ongoing several years, met out at the rest stop. He got info on the guy, his supposed "lover," over time … knew his home, his life, etc. As he got older and more prissy the guy got …. well, who really knows ….. but for whatever reason, maybe being insane, he did a face-to-face ambush confrontation with the wife. Told her her husband was gay, told everything. Wrecked the guy's life! The trucker got home, there was chaos and he went to the guy's house and shot him dead.

Fuck around with guys on the downlow all you want, but expect nothing. Mess with their lives and they can kill you,

Analinkus?