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Let's Make Old Western Film and Show Titles Seem Sexual

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by Anonymousreply 135September 21, 2019 8:44 AM

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by Anonymousreply 1September 14, 2019 5:43 PM

[quote] Well, Gunsmoke could be a new euphemism for ejaculate.

Male to a female: Did your gun smoke too?

by Anonymousreply 2September 14, 2019 5:47 PM

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by Anonymousreply 3September 14, 2019 5:49 PM

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by Anonymousreply 4September 14, 2019 6:06 PM

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Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kiddie

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The Hateful Eight (ouch!)

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The Young Riders

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Branded

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The Naked Spur (ouch!)

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Seven Men From Now

by Anonymousreply 21September 14, 2019 6:35 PM

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by Anonymousreply 76September 15, 2019 11:27 PM

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by Anonymousreply 81September 16, 2019 3:26 PM

As an aside, how the HELL did that Cat Ballou poster get past the censors in that time period?

by Anonymousreply 82September 16, 2019 3:26 PM

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by Anonymousreply 97September 17, 2019 2:10 AM

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by Anonymousreply 100September 17, 2019 9:04 PM

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Some (actually a lot) of the movies and TV shows already have sexually provocative titles.

by Anonymousreply 102September 17, 2019 9:27 PM

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OK, these are just names of porn films now.

by Anonymousreply 126September 19, 2019 9:13 PM

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by Anonymousreply 127September 19, 2019 9:16 PM

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