The Mustache

hate them

And that hairy chest! He was a GOD!

The only guy who looked hot with a mustache is Timothy Olyphant in Deadwood.

Richard farnsworth

Carl Weathers.

Cheesy, dirty, smelly, ugly, silly, awkward, unstylish, dorky

Sam Elliott.

Ronald Colman's dapper pencil mustache

Dabney Coleman.

Mark Spitz

Ron Glass

Tony Orlando and Freddie Prinze.

ZO!! fucking sexy

Love mustaches... you need the proper face shape for it, and a substantial enough amount of hair.

Patrick Wilson.

Paul Newman

Is it real?

I second Sam Elliott, the object of many of my fantasies. Like Selleck, he had a gorgeous hairy chest as well. Sam also had a KILLER ass when he was younger—maybe the most perfect ass I've ever seen.

Gets me so excited

Sam Elliott.

Cesar Romero -

Cesar Romero refused to shave the stache to play The Joker. They had to paint over it.

Tom Selleck, pre-mustache:

And pre-dental redesign.

Cary Grant looked slightly villainous with one.

I've rarely seen a man who was able to grow a nice mustache who didn't look better with one than without one.

I never could stand them

Josh Hartnett loves mustaches.

But they don’t love him back.

I thought mustaches were part of the "gay clone" look in the 70s?

Regardless, not a fan and can't think of anyone who looks better with one than without one.

Love mustaches myself....AND....speaking of Mr. Selleck....I know this is a slightly different subject but, after all these years, I STILL don't know if he's certifiably gay. I mean, he's the biggest queen on the block in terms of his affect--voice, mannerisms, look--HE FLAMES--but has he actually, definitively had sex with other men on any kind of regular basis? WHAT IS THE STORY?

Please, DL: let me know.

Very chic.

R33, Freddie Mercury exemplified the gay clone look and absolutely looked better with than without.

The mustache and hairy chest are usually a successful pairing.

Mike Farrell on MASH was sexy as fuck with the mustache.

In the movie MASH, Elliott Gould was gay clone-adjacent before the look hit its wide distribution.

The mustache with three-day beard look, as in r32, can really be hot.

Wesley Snipes.

A good mustache can turn some men with less than attractive faces into studs.

This thread needs to be aired out to prevent further yellowing of its pages.

Amish men don't wear moustaches because they fear they will make them too attractive. I currently have a moustache, but that's because I currently have a full beard (all grey).

Aaron Rodgers and his Castro clone moustache

Clark Gable had an iconic moustache, but he looked better without it.

With it, he seemed oily and weasely to me.

I like the feel of a moustache on my taint.

I Iove mustaches and have one myself, but they are not all created equal. You have to consider the shape of the mustache in relation to the rest of your face and commit to keeping it well-groomed. The right mustache can add some visual interest and sexiness to a face that can skew toward the plain side.

They seem to be making a slight comeback, but still have a bold, playful quality in comparison to the more ubiquitous beards.

Paul Rudd.

Somehow he looks great no matter what he does.

Henry Cavill absolutely looks much, much hotter with a mustache.

Yeah, Cavill's Falloutstache is iconic.

Phil Packer

Cuties

Precursor to tragedy.

Perry King

This hot bottom looks like he could’ve been a dashing 1930s contract player with his slight but becoming mustache.

SAM ELLIOTT AND HIS MOVIE "LIFEGUARD"! the stuff of whack worthy material as a young kid and now decades later! i even liked the storyline of how teenage nympho kathleen quinlan's character seduced this grown nearly twice her age stud into lovemaking in the lifeguard tower and then cumming back for more! what a way to lose your virginity to someone like THAT! and be the one who did the seducing, capturing and conquering!....

tom selleck, was gorgeous in the first 2 seasons or so of magnum p.i... if ONLY he had a more muscular body! interesting in that he was such a sex symbol and yet he never wore (and it was appropriate and in fashion at the time) bikini or speedo! except for the one episode where his character is in a triathlon (marcia wallace!) and you see him very briefly in a black speedo coming out of the water.. his character magnum was nearly every episode swimming or coming out of the water and yet he was never in a speedo/bikini? and he WAS promoted as such a sex symbol? ODD to me..

guys like henry cavill will look good mustache or not... you know your gorgeous when you can have any look and it works..

The late Henry Judd Baker from Cruising.

James Taylor

Sam Elliott clean shaven.

And Sam Elliott’s resplendent ass.

documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock

[18] Paul Newman, with or without. Gorgeous either way.

John Bolton

ooohhh!

Daniel Day-Lewis.

In LURVE with Morgan spurlock

Morgan's is a goatee. I hate mustaches. Some may get away with it but I hope it never comes back as a trend. I'm ok with some scruffy beards.

Beckham

Hello, I must be going.

Bring it ON!

You bitches are slipping.

Mustache through the decades.

Sean Connery’s mustache in Zardoz had to take a back seat to everything else in his look for the film.

Sexy in every way

Yes. Love them. It makes some guys really stand out.

Sex in a stick

to me, a mustache is kind of like long hair on a guy, with the right looks, bone structure it looks incredibly sexy (long hair on a musclebound man is so primal, animalistic, barbarian like, 80's male stripper with huge muscles like, all muscle no brains "look" hot to me but i digress!) but on the "wrong" looks of a guy it looks comical and not good...

Pornstache.

I want to fuck him

What is it called when the mustache and sideburns collide but stay clear of the chin?

Beat this, bitches.

R85 Friendly muttonchops

The man at R16 is perfection.

I agree

Redford.

Hairy chest goes well with mustache.

Freddie Mercury was the only man who ever looked better with a moustache than without one. Without one his features seemed to large for his face and his buck teeth were highly visible, with the moustache you saw less of the teeth and his marvelous jawline was much more noticeable.

In fact, no man should attempt a moustache unless he has a terrific jaw!

I would post a photo, if I weren't afraid of doxing myself. Right now, I have a full moustache and beard. That's because I broke my arm earlier this year, and it was really hard to shave. I had a moustache and goatee years ago, and people always said that I looked like a "jazz player" (I guess that was meant as a compliment). When I finally showed up at work, clean shaven, the women couldn't keep their hands off my face, telling me how young I looked. I enjoyed all those women stroking my face (I'm still very gay). I'll be cutting it soon: I can't use the broken arm as an excuse any more. Besides, it's not just grey, but full-on white, and I don't look forward to the Santa Claus comments.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson in "Anna Karenina"

Kaiser Wilhelm II

As a kid growing up in the 1970's, Rollie Fingers had one of the most instantly recognizable mustaches.

Civil War General (later Congressman) Alpheus Starkey Williams

Sexy

Fun for the hole FAMILY

Sam Elliott looks horrifying without his mustache. His top lip forms a point like the Grinch. Seriously fucking creepy. Plus I hate him on The Ranch.

R35 I'm curious about that too. I work with a guy who used to live in California and was doing construction on Tom's house like 10 years ago and he said Tom came onto him. The guy I work with is straight, but I'm not sure I believe his story. I can totally see him making it up to humble-brag.

It was part of the Castro clone look in the seventies. Fuck you, Mark Spitz! It was an instant turn off for me and it probably saved my life.

same here

The CDC should issue a retroactive report on the efficacy of mustaches in AIDS prevention.

They immediately catch my attention. Sometimes facial hair can really compliment a guys features. But I agree sometimes a "clone" element to them.

Black men wear moustaches frequently.

Eddie Murphy always has one.

The OG Pornstache Daddy, Mr. Harry Reems.

A current-era pornstache: Nate Stetson.

They are shock absorbers for cock suckers.

Kevin Kline looks good with a mustache.

I love Nate Stetson

Henry Cavill and his mustache should never be separated.

Mission: Impossible - Fallout was a two-hour advertisement for mustaches.

Frederick Schmidt is sexy as fuck with those eyes and that voice. The mustache is great as well; the teeth, not so much.

Note: the interviewer is a fucking idiot. Typecasted?

Victoria stabbed The Moustache right in the moustache on Monday, using a letter opener.

H. H. Holmes had a nice one.

And for Elder Gays the incomparable Ben Turpin

Oh weh

I love it

Mustaches are back! Tons of guys in the NYC subways have changed from beards to mustaches

It looks terrible on me. My mustache is patchy, and I don't have a strong chin.

it makes me want to suck cocks

A crucial component of Chris Evans’ worst look ever.

On Thomas Jane, though...

It makes a man

I get compliments when I have a mustache and wear my contacts, I think it makes me look like a 1980s latino porn star, but when I shave it I look like a monkey.

My mother's youngest brother wears a mustache, he's gay too and I know what I'll look like in 25 years.

R123 THAT’S how you sport a mustache.

I've noticed the gays are wearing them again. It really only works if you have a fantastic body.

And a sexy hairy chest

Amusing anecdote from the link, which has even more Mark Spitz mustache trivia:

4. His moustache became a fashion trend amongst swimmers. Spitz’ look was classic 70’s–no swim goggles and a greasy moustache. When asked about his moustache by a Russian coach prior to the ’72 Olympics, Spitz’ reply was that his moustache didn’t slow him down, and that it even deflected water away from his mouth, providing the streamlining necessary to swim as fast as he had at the US Olympic Trials earlier that year. According to Spitz, the following year “all male Russian swimmers had a moustache.” It’s a good look!

he looked totally like a clone

Sexy men are waiting for u here

Black men wear moustaches more than white. Eddie Murphy for instance.

Or Tom sellek

The old joke punchline..."To cover the stretch marks"

Mo-vember

tell me More about the MOUSTACHE

The only man I ever thought looked better with a mustache was Robert Reed. Fight me.

sexy

Sebastian Stan in I, Tonya.

The cop in Romanzo Criminale.

Jason Lee.

I’m bringing fascist, psychotic, mustachioed REALNESS.

r138: I don't understand the greased up curly / extended moustache thing. It just looks greasy and oily.

if the guy is handsome, yes, I like that

sexy and gay

Moe Howard

classic clone

Kinda like the one Tom Daley is trying to grow.

You can see Tom's 'stache in this cute video.

80s pornstar Bosch Wagner!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord and king of the sexy-as-fuck San Fran clone over-the-mouth mo.

hot stache

Tom Daley shaved off the fuzz under his nose.

more is better

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