Mike Pence's very heterosexual Gayface nephew surrounded by bottoms

With Kellyanne's cousin, his future Beard.

Two queens, one family.

Mike Pence is Uncle Bottom!

Jesus, every man in the Pence family is a homosexual!

This faggot

He’s always speaking in Spanish because he sounds super gay in English

Don't they look romantic?

Please caption this.

Is that a meeting of Log Cabin Republicans at OP?

Lower right guy is the only straight one. That's his wife's guido brother.

The closet balds. His hair is leaving at a rapid rate.

He's a mascbro

She just took her account private... hope no one was commenting on her future hubby’s “straightness”, oops...

She seems very clingy.

They look like standard straight guys.

They must be standing in front of a giant cookie factory...

The best comment on the bachelor photo is “Shit No Diversity” and is liked by Denise Pence

Do we think they've had sex?

He looks terrified tht her hand is so close to his cock

R15 is Helen Keller

I feel so sorry for him. Not being able to live his truth openly and treat it like a dirty secret.

The guy behind him looks like he's giving him surprise anal. Maybe that's why he's smiling in OP's photo

[quote]They look like standard straight guys.

Standard AMERICAN straight guys - they all have the same teeth.

Don't worry about Miss Thang, R21. She's living her best life!

Well, we know they aren’t having a gang bang in Atlantic City because that group is at least three-quarters bottoms

So sad that her Instagram will be private on her wedding day! She’s going to miss out on so many likes!!!

So straight.

R26 Giovanna has some chompers on her. She's known as a blowjob queen

He’s like a Z-list Shawn Mendes of the Political World, except he’s not attractive at all and has absolutely no talent, except speaking Spanish I guess.

Yikes, the dad looks like a fat Paul Reubens!

[quote] Giovanna has some chompers on her. She's known as a blowjob queen

Wow, that's quite the talent ... to cover those big teeth with her uber-thin lips while giving a blowjob. But then it's not like Sam is in any danger *awkward silence*.

They look like a bunch of Flyoverstan queens going out for a matinee showing of Cats.

But you have to give him credit for his friends being pretty diverse. They may dress alike, but I see some who could be Indian American, Italian American and Middle Eastern.

So, brown bottoms r33?

A girl and his squad.

Yassssss, Kweeeennnnn!!!

How mature, bottom shaming. Like that's the worst thing these hypocrites could be.

Work it, girl!

How long until he's sharing an apt in Weho with Aaron?

After blowing the quarterback in the backseat

She sings showtunes

r40, you are mistaken. That was taken before. You think he would take pictures where his make-up is all messed up?

The belly overhang is surprising in one so young, and the moobs and nips are verging on the maternal.

He's copping a feel here.

He's half Hispanic btw. That's why he speaks Spanish. Ok, the show tunes thing convinced me he's gay. They're keeping him in the closet for a Republican political career.

He tries like a mothafucka to keep those hands under control

Pray the gay away.

He looks like he has cumbreath

Has he ever seen Giovanna's pussy?

What is it with Americans and their TEETH?

Looks so ridiculous in photos.

R50 Americans have some sadistic Prozac-y need to prove their happy.

and his GF is especially proud of hers

everyone he knows does the teeth thing

She need to quit

OMG, it keeps getting worse. 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷

Johnny Pence secretly wants Giovanna's brother to boink him.

There's a hilarious photo somewhere of him staring lustfully at his guido Bro in Law

There she is, Miss America!

[quote] The belly overhang is surprising in one so young, and the moobs and nips are verging on the maternal.

Ms Schock is on it - he will hook him up with the Barry's Boot Camp guys. When he's not too busy presenting his own hole.

Dear Lord in Heaven!

He doe a good job Blowing

Mother is giving him some tips on how to be a good Fundie Closet Case

Gayvoice. The sound of purses falling as soon as he opens his mouth

Here's his public Twatter. Feel free to leave him some comments of love or images of big black cocks

That's a queeny voice!

Good gawd, Conway’s niece has a body like a chicken wing!

What a couple of grasping, dead-eyed adjacent to fame whores!

R65 she will start looking like her cousin Kellyanne in no time flat!

[quote] Well, we know they aren’t having a gang bang in Atlantic City because that group is at least three-quarters bottoms

They're all hoping the one straight guido will take turns topping all of them.

It seems as if the DL has been leaving him comments on this picture. Y’all are so mean!

R18: the closest they've ever come to intercourse is John's nose penetrating her eye in R1's photo.

R70 lmao!

I love whichever one of you bitches said this on their couple photo!

[quote] mrsvioletvenable She is an obvious homosexual!

He has nice brown Hispanic nipples.

R74 = Uncle Mike

[quote]"AC here we come"

Does anyone doubt he wishes that meant "Anderson Cooper" and come was spelled another way....?

Are you shitting me with that picture @R60?

Are. You. Shitting. Me.??????

R24 looks photoshopped. How fake! Mary!!

World's cheesiest and phoniest photo alert!

So masc!

Threesome

^"First Pence Man Down"

Too easy...

I think they both desperately want to get rid of the girl here

Well I never in all my life

He looks smitten here!

And they say gay gene doesn't exist...

You can't forget this classic photo of uncle and nephew.

R20, how did R15 burn her ear? She answered the iron.

He's an adorkable pocket gay (Hispanic edittion).

Lol the comment: mcfutch Oh, henny

Hilarious thread! Thanks, I needed a laugh this week.

[quote] mrsvioletvenable She is an obvious homosexual!

I just love the idea of Mother Pence scrolling through his IG and coming across this comment!

Who is that walking right behind him in the pic at r61? Male? Female?

GAYFACE in any language!

"Prada" "Hermes" "Gucci" "Kors" "Dooney/Burke"...with every fucking syllable outta that boy's mouth.

He looks more in his natural element here!

That might be the greatest and most convincing photoshop I've ever seen, R96.

I get the feeling he's into Venezuela in the same way Rush Limbaugh is into the Dominican Rep...

He obviously likes big Venezuelan cock filling his insatiable hole R98!

Oooh girl, bobbin' that head all sassy like

How long until he gives her a case of gonorrhea from his restroom hookups?

Sadly, it seems he's acquires the premature dadbod in R7 since the more toned photos. Must be part of his new heterosexual image.

I'm trying to find the picture we all laughed over, with his fiancée and her guido brother eating lobster, but this one will do. He's about to go fishing with his straight buds here, not head out clubbing. So he says.

R102 more like he's going out for a night of Rupaul's Drag Race viewing or Britney Spears night at the gay club

Dear Lord in Heaven!

[quote]She seems very clingy.

Light in the loafers, he may float away if she doesn't.

Seems gayface runs in the family.

Dancing with his Hag!

[quote] Must be part of his new heterosexual image.

He thinks his new fatness will hide his gayness.

Somebody should email this thread to Mother's academic email address

Dibs on the cutie standing behind the short, brown one.

^Amazing. In a sea of gayface, his is still on another level.

Guys, there's still stuff on their gift registry no one's bought yet.

A double headed dildo, R112?

R112 it looks like Johnny likes baking. Perhaps he bakes cookies instead of just smelling them all of the time

What does the Guido brother-in-law think? Is he privately shaking his head at his sister's seeming cluelessness and trying to avoid extra-close bro-hugs, or is he completely dense?

R115 I think her whole side of the family must be gossiping like crazy about her GAY HUSBAND

Johnny GayFace has probably put the moves on Guido so he doesn't drink around him anymore

Still GAY

Just in case anybody feels sad for this little closet case, he has been outed as orchestrating Trump rally chants at Trump's KKK gatherings. He starts chanting to get the crowd going.

Is there a way to spam his Instagram, Twitter and Facebook with gay porn? Please tell me yes and 'somebody' will figure out a way to do so :-D

I wish there was a way to spam his wedding pictures folder with photoshopped gay porn

She looks more masculine than him

Even in camou, a total queen

Official wedding announcement.

SO straight.

Which one of the groomsmen is giving his greedy hole one last pounding before he goes full straight?

Wedding hashtag is #JohnandGtakeAC

^^^ The one immediately behind him in the OP photo. Looks like he's already halfway in.

Four MAGA girls!

LMAO. A comment from this Tweet:

[quote] AFrauNoMore @frau_more 3m Replying to @jepence Does Giovanna know that you suck cock?!

I wonder what excuses he will use to get out of sex wit her. She's probably expecting him to perform the deed tonight.

Can we talk about the fact that he’s a hard 25? He’ll look like dogshit at 35.

He reTweeted this anti Pete Buttigieg post. He's probably just jealous that Pete is an Indiana politician with a successful career and out gay man to boot.

USA Today:

Mike Pence claims horse American Pharoah bit him

So Giovanna bit him, R134?

still time to incur an injury, and break out the whiskey

R136 Hahahahahaha

That is a brilliant reference.

Tonight, he kisses my pussy for the first time and we make strong, passionate love in holy matrimony.

[quote] Tonight, he kisses my pussy for the first time and we make strong, passionate love in holy matrimony.

Oh, honey, how do I break it to you?? ... Braiding each other's hair and gossiping about the Kardashians does not constitute sex.

[quote]Mike Pence claims horse American Pharoah bit him

Animals know when tsunamis are coming and they know evil when they see it.

R133 puhleease, for your information: Pete still spent way more years in the closet than this nephew did.

R35 The guy on the left looks cute and fey. They would make a beautiful couple.

R142 = The fey guy on the left

This marriage will end in tears!

[R133] puhleease, for your information: Pete still spent way more years in the closet than this nephew did.

Did Pete spend those years in the closet orchestrating chants at right-wing rallies and otherwise working directly against equality for gays?

Also, not sure where your past tense "did" rather than "has" comes from, unless you think the Pence nephew isn't still in the closet and intending to remain so with his toothy wife for the foreseeable future.

R115 the brother in law is a big dumb Guido meathead. It's possible he has no clue that JOhnny wants his salami inside of his hole

R146 Everyone let Jimmy Coia know “derz about to be a muthfuckin’ Queerass cocksuckin’ faggot in da family”.

r8 What happens in Wrigleyville...

Hilarious. This thread is probably the most attention their wedding is getting in the online world.

This is the Groom’s thread. I’ve linked to the Bride’s thread...

Maybe Jimmy isn't unappreciative. He "has many closeups" of Johnny.

Jimmy hanging with one of his straight friends the way he wants to do with Jonny boy.

Giovanna would die of embarrassment if she knew people were talking about her gay husband with her brother!

Are we waiting up for IG posts from the bridal chamber?

R154 they're probably in the throes of passionate lovemaking as we speak!

not a chance, the groom will need to spend a few more hours with his bros, and down a lot more booze before he faces his future.

I sure as hell hope that most of those guys are gay and/or see themselves as not "appearing" to be gay. I am one of the appreciators of brah dudes who need time with men but don't necessarily wear that on their sleeves. Well, anyway, I want to thank the Pence family for providing us with creepy gay-looking guys who may or may not be gay.

so, did he get it up or not?

Oh no r58. They have nice smiles. Hang them!

R158, you think this stud can't get it up and keep it up for his lady? They're probably still going at it!

there's got to be a morning after

It's got to be divine retribution that all the religious whack jobs produce gay sons. It's easy to be be pure for your bride if you have a secret, even unrecognized, hankering for dick.

lmao R160. He probably fainted when she showed him her ladyparts

R130 you bitches are evil!

Let's rewrite r141

Has anyone reminded the groom that Mayor Pete was also super straight at 25?

Giovanna's brother looks guidolicious and dumb. He's probably wondering why Mizz John is always offering to rub suntan lotion on him.

Oh wait, I think that's a different Johnny at 151.

[quote]Giovanna's brother looks guidolicious

Yes. Wish I could find the lobster photo of him, Giovanna, and thirsty Johnny.

Jimmy seems wary of Johnny's roaming hands here.

Their first night in bed together probably looked like this.

The guys in R168 are squinting to avoid the blinding million-watt glare of Johnny's gayface.

Sorry to link to FOX news, and you shouldn't click, but he fancies himself a FOX contributor with a future for the company. His article is a piece of shit btw full of non facts and self congratulatory pats on the back

Runs in the family

R70 I'm surprised he left the homosexual comment on his Instagram! He must have been too busy this weekend to see it. How unfortunate for him that so many already have seen it

I have to admit that he rolls his initial and double r's like a pro when he speaks Spanish. Excellent tongue control.

^All of that secret rimming of male ass has given him excellent dexterity of tongue.

Don't they look so extremely straight and dreamy?

[quote] jepence Words cannot describe how blessed and lucky I am to call you my wife. I love you, Giovanna Pence. 📸

R176 She even took on his name, must be love.

R177 Of course she would. She thinks it'll help her political ambitions.

I can't wait until he's inevitably caught in a gay sex scandal!

[quote]She even took on his name, must be love

But in Jersey it's pronounced "Giovanna PEN-CHAY."

I wonder if old uncle Mike was the first to bust his butt cherry.

I wonder if old uncle Mike was the first to bust his butt cherry.

She performed this number at the reception, for laffs(?).

Do we think these lovebirds are having hot sweaty sex during their heterosexual honeymoon?

Another photo of wedding. Groom still looks gay.

OMG! I heart this thread!!!

The father of the groom is as gay as it gets, btw. LMAO! No wonder Mike’s OBSESSED with homosexuals. He’s in love with his brother!

Duh!

I think she's tremendous!

I know for a fact that the little twink standing behind his shoulder in OP's picture is actually his boyfriend.

It's very sad, because he looks like another man could make him very happy.

It looks like roast beef! Rare roast beef! Eeewwww

R189 = Jenny Pence upon seeing Giovanna's pussy for the first time.

She’ll probably come home one day and find him on all fours sucking off his little twink boyfriend ( the one holding his jacket over his shoulder in OP’s picture ).

Giovanna's Instagram is still closed! Guess she really doesn't want anyone telling her that her new husband is gay!

Hoe goes the honeymoon? Have they emerged from the newlyweds' suite yet?

R193 I tried my best but Giovanna's pussy stinks!!!

I couldn’t do it dad! I just couldn’t. It felt sinful. So we just prayed instead

He probably handed her the strap on on their wedding night and told her that she'd have to do him before he could do her.

He probably handed her the strap on on their wedding night and told her that she'd have to do him before he could do her.

Will he be the First Gay Nephew of the WH?

More cookie sniffing bottoms!

Who is the biggest girl in this photo?

Reaching for his brother in law's crotch

He looks like he's smelling something bad in this photo!

Every single photo broadcasts LADY MISS GIRL! into the vast reaches of outer space.

[quote] This marriage will end in tears!

And sad double-headed dildos discarded in the bedroom trash...

He's teeny in R199 and R200 where both men and women tower over him—his b-in-law must be a pocket Guido to judge from R201.

Short thick pocket Guidos are my kryptonite.