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Happy heterosexual, not at all gay, couples
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 27, 2019 2:38 PM |
Sometimes power heterosexuals are too busy to see each other. When that happens, there's photoshop.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 12, 2019 8:41 AM |
How dare you question Vod!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 12, 2019 8:43 AM |
You can see the heterosexuality oozing out of this pair.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 12, 2019 8:48 AM |
I can read lips.
At OP this Hiddleston character is telling the gentlewoman that Monsieur Asticot, his West End legitimate-theatre mentor, trained him in the dark arts of arcane bra-fitting and he's offering to measure her and handcraft a foundational garment sturdy enough to contain her ample-yet-exhausted feminine charms. So brazen. Eeeek!
I hate to think such filthy thoughts, but I do fear for the unsuspecting lady that this is nothing more than a ploy to get his grubby heterosexualist paws on her...you know, her above-the-waist frontal area.
Please Jesus, let me be wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 12, 2019 9:00 AM |
Look at those saggy tits in OP.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 12, 2019 9:01 AM |
You can see the heated tongue war between the two.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 12, 2019 9:03 AM |
Why are her tits at her waist? They aren’t even big enough to have such epic sag. I hopes she ties a sash around her waist or they’ll hang out the hem. Jesus.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 12, 2019 11:09 AM |
Wow, I didn’t even see her saggers. What’s up with that? Those are granny-level.
There are women who do not give a single fuck about wearing a bra. I wouldn’t figure her to be one of them.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 12, 2019 11:18 AM |
I guess it's part of the game, if you don't have a hot romance make one up. If you are a young pop star show no romantic interests so your fans can fantasize. If you are a young pop star with some out of control gay rumours that you want to bat down, get a hot romance with a member of the opposite sex. If you are a big star who is gay and wants to come out as gay don't expect to get starring roles in big international movies - especially comic book hero movies.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 12, 2019 11:26 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 12, 2019 8:01 PM |
Clenched fists to symbolise the strength of our love
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 14, 2019 11:08 AM |
Mama Gyllenhaal bearing witness witness to one of the greatest love stories ever told.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 14, 2019 11:26 AM |
Matt Dallas and Blu Cantrell looked so hot together.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 14, 2019 1:36 PM |
"Hit 'Em Up Style (Oops!) [Remix Radio Mix] [feat. Foxy Brown]" by Blu Cantrell is on the May 2002 Gap In-Store Playlist.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 14, 2019 1:58 PM |
Damn, you all weren't kidding about the saggy titties of Tom Hiddleston's paramour. Her stylist (or friends) must secretly hate her guts letting her go out like that.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 14, 2019 5:45 PM |
Don't forget Tom Hiddleston's short-lived romance with co-star, Kat Dennings. The expression on his face says it all.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 14, 2019 5:53 PM |
Someone do Aaron Rodgers and Danica Patrick, I can't find a good pic of them together
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 15, 2019 2:12 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 15, 2019 3:12 AM |
I'm gonna give you the hottest kiss of your life, bitch!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 15, 2019 12:25 PM |
Wow! I thought I had this won but r30 upstaged mine. The awkward make out in front of mom is actually less cringeworthy.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 15, 2019 1:17 PM |
I love kissing my wife in public! Especially after I was accused on sexually assaulting masseurs!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 15, 2019 5:37 PM |
Everyone's favorite straight couple, Will and Jada
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 15, 2019 5:38 PM |
Aaron Rodgers loves Danica so much he just wants to grab her face and squeeze it as hard as he can! He is also a gentleman and respects her personal space.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 15, 2019 5:46 PM |
Aaron is a red blooded male! Can’t keep his hands off the ladies!
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 15, 2019 5:50 PM |
Why couldn't these two crazy kids work it out?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 15, 2019 5:57 PM |
He took time out from fucking Kristy to choreograph this parking-meter shot.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 15, 2019 11:06 PM |
I Heart TS
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 15, 2019 11:20 PM |
To be fair to Will and Jada, they're supposed to be actually into each other. But in an open marriage that allows them to sleep only with partners of the same sex.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 16, 2019 4:47 AM |
Hugh Jackman is really close to his grandma
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 16, 2019 3:50 PM |
^ That looks sooooo posed! It looks like they're trying to recreate a J. Crew photoshoot
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 16, 2019 5:08 PM |
I’m laughing my ass off.
Katie Holmes has the worst legs. No, wait. Rihanna’s might be worse.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 16, 2019 6:34 PM |
This thread is hilarious! Who is that with Kristy McNichol at r42?
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 17, 2019 12:14 AM |
That’s Joey Corsaro at R42. He was Kristy’s painfully heterosexualist boyfriend, and also her hairdresser.
[quote]Earlier this year she announced that 23-year-old hairdresser Joey Corsaro was her “everything.” Now, though, she has backpedaled. “People seemed to think that Joey and I were almost married,” says Kristy, who still dates Corsaro occasionally. “I’m 19 years old, and I should be able to see who I want.”
[quote]When she acquired her first home last year, Kristy planned to share it with her pal Ina Liberace—makeup artist and niece of you-know-who. About this time the whispers began to fly. “It goes with Hollywood, I guess,” McNichol says. “It’s because I act like a tomboy in my movies. Well, I’m not into being gay—and I don’t like the rumors at all.”
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 17, 2019 12:58 AM |
And who's that with Ellen?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 17, 2019 1:09 AM |
Kristy's "roommate" was Liberace's niece? Bwa!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 17, 2019 2:15 AM |
Remember when Ellen DeGeneres "dated" Johnathon Schaech? I'm too lazy to look for pics now, but there were some hysterical pictures of them on the red carpet together.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 17, 2019 2:17 AM |
Is it considered normal in American culture to make out in front of your parents?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 17, 2019 2:27 AM |
R56 ruined this thread. All other pictures are nice and amusing to look at.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 17, 2019 2:27 AM |
Pence always looks so.....pained.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 17, 2019 3:06 AM |
I’m struck by the contrast of OP’s pic with the pics of Hiddles sitting next to his not-so-secret bf. With the woman, they’re seated with so much space between them that you’d think they were strangers who happened to be in adjacent seats at an event. With the bf, he sits so close that their arms are touching from shoulder to elbow so they can be slyly intimate while looking straight ahead at the tennis match.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 17, 2019 4:00 AM |
Which pic r60?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 17, 2019 10:15 AM |
rrrrrrrr
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 17, 2019 3:06 PM |
I have to vote for George Michael and Brooke Shields. Even Brooke wasn't in on the scam. She just thought he really respected her. Brooke would later say, "he was so respectful and I didn’t feel pressured".
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 17, 2019 3:24 PM |
R63 That picture was already posted. Do try to keep up.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 17, 2019 5:25 PM |
Tom Hiddleston also took Jane Arthy to a tennis match in 2013. Tom looked happy with her.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | September 17, 2019 7:37 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 69 | September 17, 2019 7:47 PM |
You wicked, clever bitches, I've been laughing my ass off at this thread. Thank you. I love you all.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | September 17, 2019 8:21 PM |
poor Keanu -- it's obvious that he hates bearding
by Anonymous | reply 71 | September 17, 2019 11:13 PM |
Brooke Shields and Michael Jackson made a lovely couple.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | September 17, 2019 11:20 PM |
Isn't love grand? Such beautiful and happy couples!
by Anonymous | reply 73 | September 17, 2019 11:24 PM |
The one with Ellen gazing into that guys’ eyes has me cracking up!😂
by Anonymous | reply 75 | September 18, 2019 8:17 AM |
^ I thought it was one of her comedy skits.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | September 18, 2019 8:22 AM |
Does anyone have any pictures of Lily Tomlin and Paul Lynde?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | September 18, 2019 12:45 PM |
Notice in all the pictures posted of Aaron Rodgers and Danica that she doesn’t put her hands on him when he “kisses” her? In one she even has her hands in her pockets.😄 So awkward.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | September 18, 2019 1:08 PM |
Danica Patrick is more butch than Jessica Biel, she was a NASCAR driver FFS.
The general public is incredible gullible if they actually believe that relationship (Rodgers + Patrick) is real
by Anonymous | reply 79 | September 18, 2019 2:00 PM |
Has anyone mentioned these two crazy kids yet?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | September 18, 2019 10:32 PM |
^ Wow, I had completely forgotten that those two "dated"
by Anonymous | reply 82 | September 18, 2019 11:05 PM |
WHET happened to Manti Te’o? Last I heard of him he was resting his gigantic head on some poor woman’s shoulder and daring the camera to not combust under the searing heat of their passion.
It’s so nice that he found love again after his one true soulmate died....in a car accident....of which there was no record...on her way to a chemo appointment....on the same day his grandmother died.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | September 18, 2019 11:18 PM |
R81 That Seacrest...Women just can’t stay away.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | September 18, 2019 11:30 PM |
R15 I love how his boyfriend, his actual date to the Oscars, is just standing there. Not even bothering to take a step back.
LOL
by Anonymous | reply 86 | September 18, 2019 11:47 PM |
Does David Spade belong to our tribe? I always assumed he was one of us but I'm not sure.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | September 18, 2019 11:49 PM |
I thought if ANY couple would make it, it would have been these two!
by Anonymous | reply 88 | September 19, 2019 12:45 AM |
Irina Shayk has to be a lesbian, no?
first she beards for the super heterosexual Ronaldo then the uber macho Bradley Cooper. She also has [bold]crazy chemistry[/bold] with the openly lez Stella Maxwell while having [bold]NONE[/bold] with any of her merkins
by Anonymous | reply 89 | September 19, 2019 1:25 AM |
How did Brad Pitt fly under the gay radar for so long? Was he being protected?
by Anonymous | reply 91 | September 20, 2019 4:23 AM |
R91 [quote]Was he being protected?
pretty much, good agent, manager, PR, etc...
by Anonymous | reply 92 | September 20, 2019 4:28 AM |
Barry Diller and Diane
by Anonymous | reply 94 | September 20, 2019 2:39 PM |
What do you make of John Travolta and Kelly Preston? They never look uncomfortable around each other. Best friends?
by Anonymous | reply 95 | September 20, 2019 4:02 PM |
John Travolta just came out as bald a few months ago. At his daughter's urging. He'll probably come out when he's 80, and too old to work. Then he'll start dating a 24-year-old man.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | September 20, 2019 4:04 PM |
R95 Has Kelly ever talked about John's gay rumors? Does she not care if she is considered a joke?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | September 20, 2019 4:07 PM |
She is a Scientologist. She will never admit he's gay.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | September 20, 2019 5:50 PM |
So every man on this thread is gay?
by Anonymous | reply 99 | September 21, 2019 4:24 AM |
The point is, Preston and Travolta seem like actual friends.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | September 21, 2019 2:40 PM |
R100 I always got that vibe from Hugh Jackman & Deborra-Lee. Not a sexual relationship but legit platonic love.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | September 22, 2019 4:36 AM |
R104 Wrong thread?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | September 23, 2019 1:35 PM |
By a mile. It was meant for the 'Is France Homophobic' thread. As the old folks used to say ... "Epic Fail"!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | September 24, 2019 4:14 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 107 | September 24, 2019 10:51 AM |
Next person Irina latches on to might as well just come out.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | September 25, 2019 5:41 AM |
I wonder if she'll date Jeremy Renner next!
by Anonymous | reply 109 | September 25, 2019 1:53 PM |
I declare r41 the winner!
by Anonymous | reply 110 | September 26, 2019 9:14 AM |
I know, right R110? She's even wearing lavender.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | September 26, 2019 2:02 PM |
LMAO!! If you Google "lavender marriages" John Travolta and Kelly Preston are the first to come up. I know they've been mentioned on this thread, I just thought it was funny that they are the #1 fake couple on Google.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | September 26, 2019 2:05 PM |
Someone post some pics of Tim Tebow and his "fiancee"
by Anonymous | reply 113 | September 26, 2019 2:47 PM |
^I don't remember Cruise being so fat.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | September 27, 2019 2:07 AM |
Everyone looks fat when they're standing next to Nicole Kidman.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | September 27, 2019 4:20 AM |
Yes, she has the body of an undernourished 13 year old boy who has never seen the sun.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | September 27, 2019 2:38 PM |