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Boris Johnson is a fat fuck

I mean, look at him.

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by Anonymousreply 26September 19, 2019 8:30 PM

Fake.

by Anonymousreply 1September 8, 2019 1:00 PM

It's amazing to think of how fat he is given that he's an avid cyclist.

by Anonymousreply 2September 8, 2019 1:05 PM

Johnson is PM of Britain. OP is a fat fuck hold up in his mum's basement posting on an anonymous board.

by Anonymousreply 3September 8, 2019 1:07 PM

[quote] OP is a fat fuck hold up in his mum's basement posting on an anonymous board.

I'm in great shape, I have my own house, and what is more, I know how to spell "holed."

by Anonymousreply 4September 8, 2019 1:10 PM

point set match

by Anonymousreply 5September 8, 2019 1:11 PM

He’s just “husky”.

And so are the other cyclists in the photo!

by Anonymousreply 6September 8, 2019 1:12 PM

Are Boris Johnson and Matt Lucas ever in the same room?

by Anonymousreply 7September 8, 2019 1:19 PM

And yet his brother and sister are trim.

by Anonymousreply 8September 8, 2019 1:25 PM

r4, I hate Johnson and clearly he's a sloth, but that picture does look fake. That said, I wondered why r3 didn't show up on this thread for me and I see I blocked them some time ago for being a right-wing douche.

by Anonymousreply 9September 8, 2019 1:32 PM

[quote]I'm in great shape, I have my own house, and what is more, I know how to spell "holed."

HolEd up in his mum's basement with no mirror.

by Anonymousreply 10September 8, 2019 1:36 PM

What a stupid name for an Englishman to have. Seriously. Why not Pedro? Or Giacomo? Or Aziz?

by Anonymousreply 11September 8, 2019 1:38 PM

Boris Johnson. The Pride of the Tory Party.

by Anonymousreply 12September 8, 2019 1:42 PM

He needs to lose that fat. Otherwise great man. Best president England has had.

by Anonymousreply 13September 8, 2019 1:45 PM

Jeremy Corbyn, Pride of Left Bigots

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by Anonymousreply 14September 8, 2019 1:45 PM

[R 13] Except England is a Parliamentary system and their chief executive is a Prime Minister. Very different than a Presidential System. Your comment, extolling "president" Johnson, unless you mean it as a bit of humor, reflects your ignorance.

by Anonymousreply 15September 8, 2019 1:55 PM

R15 flunks Reading Comprehension and Humor 101.

by Anonymousreply 16September 8, 2019 1:58 PM

R15 Your queen, marvelous woman, very friendly, told Melanie and me she wished she had a president for her country like me.

by Anonymousreply 17September 8, 2019 1:59 PM

[quote] He’s just “husky”.

That's what I am. "Husky."

by Anonymousreply 18September 8, 2019 5:39 PM

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 19September 9, 2019 2:30 AM

A dad of sick kid at a hospital bojo was doing a press event at just verbally bitched slapped him, love it.

by Anonymousreply 20September 18, 2019 12:18 PM

She’s tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 21September 18, 2019 12:23 PM

"Fat shaming is just bullying, and bullying only makes the problem worse."

by Anonymousreply 22September 18, 2019 12:28 PM

That poor bicycle is now suffering from PTSD.

by Anonymousreply 23September 18, 2019 1:05 PM

Unless, r22 and James Corden, that fat fuck is BoJo.

by Anonymousreply 24September 19, 2019 4:05 PM

How can you bully a national leader via the Internet?

by Anonymousreply 25September 19, 2019 5:59 PM

I hear Boris requires two assistants to insert his asshole over the bike seat. He seems to be able to pull it out by himself.

by Anonymousreply 26September 19, 2019 8:30 PM
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