I was at Panera a couple of days ago and heard someone trying to console their friend with - if it is any constellation. This reminded me of a friend who used to say - we need to nip this in the butt.
Sayings (expressions, idioms, proverbs, quips, phrases, etc.) overheard that the speaker got wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 21, 2019 8:27 PM |
Be pacfic
by Anonymous | reply 1 | September 2, 2019 4:16 PM |
I need to do this for my own insanity! Seriously. My friend and I laughed so hard. The woman who said it got pissed at us and told to mind our own business.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | September 2, 2019 4:23 PM |
My mother was telling my father how badly the neighbor's wife brow beats her husband.
My six year old self thought she said "bra beating," and I reasoned that what with the hooks in the back of the bra, that must really hurt.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | September 2, 2019 4:23 PM |
You misconscrewed what I said, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | September 2, 2019 4:38 PM |
"The could have fixed up that condo, but since they already bought the house, it's a mute point! "
by Anonymous | reply 5 | September 3, 2019 3:54 AM |
You’re just ignanant!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | September 3, 2019 4:31 AM |
I worked briefly under a real-life Mrs. Malaprop. I corrected her at least three times, which I'm sure didn't increase my favor in her eyes, but she was an insecure idiot to begin with.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | September 3, 2019 5:46 AM |
The infamous Broadway producer Adela Holzer (born in Spain) is famous for her malapropisms. Supposedly the Googie Gomez character from Terrence McNally's THE RITZ was peppered win Holzer quotes.
"I am so dumps in the down!"
by Anonymous | reply 8 | September 3, 2019 7:53 PM |
Some of them have become accepted (although not by me): Step foot in, butt naked.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | September 4, 2019 12:20 AM |
People are always mixing up prostate and prostrate. It drives me nuts
by Anonymous | reply 10 | September 4, 2019 12:21 AM |
Exactly r9
“Step foot in” — what ELSE would you step with !? It's “set foot in.”
“Butt naked” — so only the ass is exposed !?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | September 4, 2019 12:31 AM |
“For all intensive purposes”
by Anonymous | reply 12 | September 20, 2019 4:04 AM |
On another forum I used to frequent, a poster actually wrote that someone was acting like a " pre-Madonna."
by Anonymous | reply 13 | September 20, 2019 4:15 AM |
R13. That is pretty funny.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | September 20, 2019 4:19 AM |
My contribution to this thread is a mere mispronunciation.
A coworker was always quick to point out that something had gone awry. She pronounced it AAW-ree and no one had the heart to correct her. (But we did have the heart to laugh at her behind her back - assholes that we were.)
by Anonymous | reply 15 | September 20, 2019 4:28 AM |
Had a coworker who referred to any and all crying as "crocodile tears." Had no idea why she thought everyone was fake crying until I realized she didn't know what the phrase meant.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | September 20, 2019 4:28 AM |
Actually what I’m a go ahead and do is. ..ghetto Partially due to the fact that the incident and hand was such that... ghetto I do apologize .. ghetto
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 20, 2019 5:08 AM |
R17 Ghetto people always do this. They add words and phrases that don’t exist or shouldn’t be there to make themselves sound smarter. The fact is they watch too much court tv.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 20, 2019 5:10 AM |
R17 ‘I do apologize’ is fucking ghetto.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 20, 2019 5:11 AM |
[quote] I need to do this for my own insanity!
Did she get pissed at you because you laughed at her story or because you recognized her malapropism?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | September 20, 2019 5:20 AM |
A buddy of mine used to think that “S/he blew me off” had purely sexual connotations and kinda freaked out when someone said it in front of his parents one time.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 20, 2019 5:20 AM |
Several employees sit at the same desk, but the 1st shift guy thinks it's his and we are just visitors. Today he had a homemade sign propped-up that said, "Any people who want to knack at my desk please clean your mess up!".
I've seen several other of his writings where he gets simple words wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 20, 2019 5:22 AM |
Just desserts
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 20, 2019 5:23 AM |
"Extend a fig leaf" instead of "extend an olive branch." That's one of my personal flubs.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 20, 2019 5:30 AM |
R24 That is an interesting flub. Some kind of Freudian slip? 🙂
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 20, 2019 5:35 AM |
Could be, R25.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 20, 2019 5:42 AM |
R23 To be fair, that is a trickier one since in this case “deserts” and “desserts” are pronounced alike. Using “desserts” it seems similar to “let them eat cake”. Really interesting.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 20, 2019 5:47 AM |
I have absolutely no ideal.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 20, 2019 5:51 AM |
I had a teacher in 12th grade for a class called "World Cultures" who was a hilarious one for malaprops. He loved to say, "Wake up and smell the roses!" about anyone whom he thought was deluded. His favorite phrase of all was "In lieu of," which he thought meant the same thing as "In view of": e.g. "In lieu of the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1989, what do you think of Lenin's ideas about the ultimate destiny of communism?"
He had no business being a teacher, but the school kept him on because he was a very successful hockey coach. He was fiercely anti-communism, and made us talk constantly about the former Soviet Union and how bad he thought it was. During class, he used to walk out of class all the time when he had us working on an assignment, and once someone followed him out to the parking lot to see him drinking whiskey in his car.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 20, 2019 5:55 AM |
I once worked with someone who thought the phrase was "being that said," and she would use it repeatedly when speaking during staff meetings.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 20, 2019 6:00 AM |
“Unquote” it’s end quote or close quote. U can’t un quote anything. Major network news anchors say this a lot.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 20, 2019 6:24 AM |
Surely the most common one in recent years is ‘I could care less’. Which in its broken form means exactly the opposite of what stupid people want it to mean.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 20, 2019 8:05 AM |
“For a change of paste” - I kept thinking, “No, she isn’t saying, ‘paste’” but then I heard her say it again when I sat in on a meeting with her. Then as we were leaving I heard someone ask, “Did she say, ‘change of paste’”?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 20, 2019 12:49 PM |
It's a moo point!
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 20, 2019 1:01 PM |
"supposably"
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 20, 2019 1:07 PM |
R32 I think you can say, “I could care less” but it needs to be said in a sarcastic manner (I always imagine Chandler Bing on Friends saying it this way).
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 20, 2019 1:07 PM |
It’s six and one, half a dozen of the other.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 20, 2019 1:08 PM |
It’s a doggy dog world.
(I actually read this in a newspaper.)
by Anonymous | reply 38 | September 20, 2019 1:10 PM |
R38 That is kind of cute.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 20, 2019 1:11 PM |
It's a mute point
I'm on tender hooks
by Anonymous | reply 40 | September 20, 2019 2:07 PM |
Ugh, mute point sounds so stupid.
“Taken aback” has become “taken back.”
“A shambles” has become “shambles.”
“Bald face liar” has become “bold face liar.”
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 20, 2019 3:29 PM |
R36, I’m sure you know that the term is ‘I couldn’t care less’. And that’s the meaning people want. I’ve never heard anyone with a brain say ‘I could care less’, even if they heavily emphasised the ‘could’ with a tiny pause after the word. If it’s actually something that started on Friends, that’s just another reason to hate the show.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 20, 2019 3:45 PM |
r41 Shouldn't it be bald-FACED liar?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 20, 2019 4:05 PM |
r15 There's an ENTIRE EPISODE of "That Girl" based on exactly that same issue. (Ann's father pronounces is "AW-ree.")
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 20, 2019 4:06 PM |
I once had someone tell me that it was sexual harassment to use the expression "more bang for the buck."
by Anonymous | reply 45 | September 20, 2019 4:07 PM |
Here on DL, someone used "post meridian" for PM. It is actually post MERIDIEM.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | September 20, 2019 4:08 PM |
A "world wind" romance.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | September 20, 2019 4:12 PM |
It’s a doggy-dog world!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | September 20, 2019 4:28 PM |
Nip it in the butt - which admittedly invites all kinds of humorous mental pictures.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | September 20, 2019 4:29 PM |
I had a high school Economics teacher who would say "irregardless", bringing the word full circle to actually mean WITH regard. Hated that fucking moron.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | September 20, 2019 4:55 PM |
When I was in grad school, we grad students taught composition. One of my colleagues got a paper in which the student informed him that "It's a doggie dog world."
by Anonymous | reply 51 | September 20, 2019 4:58 PM |
Missed your post obviously, r48.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | September 20, 2019 5:00 PM |
Can we please declare a moratorium on "doggie dog" mentions? Enough, already.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | September 20, 2019 5:00 PM |
I had an idiot friend who would say "haunty" instead of haughty. She said it a lot, too. Eventually distanced myself from her because she made so many bad life choices. Last I saw her was with an older man about whom she proudly declared, "I used to babysit his children!"
by Anonymous | reply 54 | September 20, 2019 5:01 PM |
I don’t think I can hear the difference between mute point and moot point in conversation. Pretty sure I would just assume moot point.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | September 20, 2019 5:05 PM |
Oldtimers' Disease
by Anonymous | reply 56 | September 20, 2019 5:06 PM |
I've heard "staunch" pronounced "stauch," as in "We're stauch Baptists."
Sounded like "ow" with an st at the front and and ch at the back.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | September 20, 2019 5:11 PM |
Mute = Myoot.
Moot = Moot.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | September 20, 2019 5:13 PM |
The office manager at my last job would say "asterical" instead of "hysterical". She would get angry and defensive when someone pointed it out. I never understood it because other than that she was smart and articulate.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | September 20, 2019 5:22 PM |
R59 as long as she doesn’t become icterical, you’re ok
by Anonymous | reply 60 | September 20, 2019 5:54 PM |
I frequently hear the phrase "chomping at the bit," when the actual phrase is "champing at the bit."
by Anonymous | reply 61 | September 21, 2019 12:44 AM |
grave detail
excrutiating
by Anonymous | reply 62 | September 21, 2019 12:56 AM |
People saying - He’s on the wagon, when they mean - He’s off the wagon or He fell off the wagon.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | September 21, 2019 1:20 AM |
People saying - He’s on the wagon, when they mean - He’s off the wagon or He fell off the wagon.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | September 21, 2019 1:20 AM |
Laxadaisical.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | September 21, 2019 8:27 PM |