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Why did Ryan Guzman want Jennifer Lopez so bad in “The Boy Next Door” (2015)?

He’s young, handsome, hot body, athletic etc. it’s a shame he’s nuts but still, why didn’t he find a hot woman that wanted to be with him?

J Lo is a beautiful woman but he can get any woman he wants. And he would have a gay man eating out of his palm. Straight guys like him know they can own the fuck out of gay guys without ever having to do anything if they want. Just be their friend.

He’s dumb. And ended up dead.

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by Anonymousreply 7005/25/2020

You’re overthinking a very, very bad movie.

by Anonymousreply 108/31/2019

He really loved her "cookies."

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by Anonymousreply 208/31/2019

M I L F

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by Anonymousreply 308/31/2019

When I think of Ryan Guzman, it's not for the crappy movie The Boy Next Door

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by Anonymousreply 408/31/2019

R4 that’s not him.

by Anonymousreply 508/31/2019

I’m not going to watch this OP, but now I want to know how he died, spare no detail please.

by Anonymousreply 608/31/2019

R6 here

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by Anonymousreply 708/31/2019

I liked when he called Kristen Chenoweth a dried up old cunt

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by Anonymousreply 808/31/2019

[quote] I liked when he called Kristen Chenoweth a dried up old cunt

Um.... Kristen is only a year older than Jennifer Lopez, so I guess that makes the "object of his affection" a dried old cunt, as well.

So lame.

by Anonymousreply 908/31/2019

Chenoweth looks older than J Lo though.

It’s about physical appearance. Not literal age.

by Anonymousreply 1008/31/2019

"dried up old cunt", this always make me laugh. What is the point of saying this? That a woman's pussy must be wet at all times?

by Anonymousreply 1108/31/2019

That she’s old and can’t get wet or reproduce any longer. Her time has passed. R11

by Anonymousreply 1208/31/2019

He says "dried up dirty fucking cunt".

by Anonymousreply 1308/31/2019

R7 thanks so much, now I have have some questions/observations:

First, that was esquistedly art directed fire, so lovingly scattered throughout the barn to add optimum sensual illumination to the fighting bodies.

Was that an epipen she stabbed in the eye with? Did it feature prominently in the plot of the movie?

Was Ryan wearing suspenders on top of a sweater? If so why?

You always hear “go for the eyes,” but they rarely do, way to commit Ms. Lopez.

Was it her husband at the beginning hands tied up, and her son at the end who rushed in and couldn’t handle the boot on his wrist?

Did they actually have an affair and she spurned him or was it all in his head?

Thanks R6

by Anonymousreply 1408/31/2019

Lmfao R14

Yes, that’s an epipen and it’s used on her son in the movie more than once. He has attacks.

Maybe he was trying to look hipster?

That is her ex-husband, played by John Corbett. They’re divorced because he’s a cheater.

That is her shy, bullied son that gets massive asthma attacks.

They had an affair, and he’s a high school student, hence her being afraid to be caught even though she’s single.

by Anonymousreply 1508/31/2019

R15 That eye gouging bit was intense. Guzman is beautiful, loved him in the Step Up films, wonder if gay director Adam Shankman fucked him

by Anonymousreply 1608/31/2019

OP, have you never heard of sexual obsession? It has nothing to do with how attractive someone is or the availability of multiple partners. If a psycho is fixated on a particular person, they don't think about anyone else. They are laser focused on their obsession the point of stalking, kidnapping, rape and murder.

by Anonymousreply 1708/31/2019

They want the whole "hot for teacher"/forbidden love salaciousness, but then bend over backwards trying to create a moral escape hatch for J Lo. The neighbor (who is somehow a 19 year old in high school, which the script strenuously contorts itself into making a thing) aggressively seduces J Lo within days of knowing her, despite her initial protests. He basically breaks into her house and assaults her until she gives in. But again, he's 19 so nothing truly verboten.

Only THEN does she find out that he's still a high school student - which still doesn't really matter, considering he is an adult. He isn't even her student. The movie really makes every effort to excuse J Lo while at the same time trying to build a plot out of a one off sexual encounter. It... SUCKS

by Anonymousreply 1808/31/2019

R18 in some states it doesn’t matter if they’re legal age. If you’re in HS still you can get someone not in HS in trouble.

by Anonymousreply 1908/31/2019

I really liked him in the retro baseball Everybody Wants Some, where he frolics around with other studly college jocks. He made out to be the waspy looking preppy jock, so unlike his usual Latino persona.

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by Anonymousreply 2008/31/2019

That’s not him in that photo. What is up with you all not posting pics of him??

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by Anonymousreply 2108/31/2019

Isn't that Tyler Hoechlin, at R21?

Still not Guzman.

by Anonymousreply 2208/31/2019

R21 Is Linklettar family? Cause that film is screamingly gas, apart from no anal, I found it confusing

by Anonymousreply 2308/31/2019

R22 do you not see the second person in that gif? Are you blind? Only one eye works?

by Anonymousreply 2408/31/2019

R22 Ummmm, Ryan is the other person in the photo

by Anonymousreply 2508/31/2019

Ryan’s always so set on having his “Hispanic Non-White” persona. Part of why he got the role in The Boy Next Door is because he doesn’t consider himself white and doesn’t like being called it.

So it’s interesting to see him play a WASP in Everybody Wants Some

by Anonymousreply 2608/31/2019

He’s gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 2708/31/2019

R8 that scene was ridiculous. It went from zero to sixty real quick after that 🤣

R20 that was a fun movie even though i still prefer Dazed.

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by Anonymousreply 2809/01/2019

He could have gotten hotter

by Anonymousreply 2909/08/2019

He’s so wasted on a woman. Especially with that ass and back.

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by Anonymousreply 3009/08/2019

Sigh.

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by Anonymousreply 3109/08/2019

What a waste.

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by Anonymousreply 3209/08/2019

Everyone has an ass. Every single person.

I don’t see why an ass on a straight man is a waste.

by Anonymousreply 3309/08/2019

He was on a Pretty Little Liars for a season and a standout even in competition with many other beautiful men.

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by Anonymousreply 3409/08/2019

How about a spoiler alert?

by Anonymousreply 3509/08/2019

Jennifer is credited as a producer on the film and she likely had input on cast selection.

by Anonymousreply 3609/08/2019

Jennifer cast him

by Anonymousreply 3709/08/2019

[quote] Jennifer fucked him

There, I fixed it for you.

by Anonymousreply 3809/08/2019

R38 definitely an upgrade from Casper.

by Anonymousreply 3909/09/2019

He has a kid now.

by Anonymousreply 4009/09/2019

R40 when did that happen?

by Anonymousreply 4109/09/2019

Yeah. When did he get a kid?

He identifies with his Mexican side, not his white. Him being “Hispanic” is what made J Lo cast him in The Boy Next Door.

by Anonymousreply 4209/09/2019

So, he met her in 2018 and she was 5 months along by early Sept.

DUMBASS.

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by Anonymousreply 4309/09/2019

Because J Lo's aged pussy is irresistible.

by Anonymousreply 4409/09/2019

“Why did Ryan Guzman want Jennifer Lopez so bad”

Because Jenny’s been around the block.

by Anonymousreply 4509/09/2019

Jen is a ho!

by Anonymousreply 4609/09/2019

R43 I hope he doesn’t think his kids are gonna “inherit” their mother’s lips and nose

by Anonymousreply 4709/09/2019

R47 i'd like to think he's not that stupid.

by Anonymousreply 4809/09/2019

R48 He knocked her up after, at most, 4 months together

by Anonymousreply 4909/09/2019

Ive alWays found him very sexy but when he started posting pics of his girlfriends I u followed him. I dont need him shoving his hetero lifestyle in my face.

by Anonymousreply 5009/09/2019

R49 I stand corrected lol

by Anonymousreply 5109/09/2019

R50, I get that. I tend to unfollow people who post lots of photos of their children. Nobody wants to see that.

by Anonymousreply 5209/10/2019

This is a great bad movie. It's so funny.

by Anonymousreply 5309/10/2019

He’s so hot

by Anonymousreply 5409/10/2019

I still want to taste him. Eww that sounds creepy.

by Anonymousreply 5510/05/2019

Hes so sexy

by Anonymousreply 5611/02/2019

He wants her Taco-flavored kisses

by Anonymousreply 5711/02/2019

J Lo is Puerto Rican... they aren't associated with Tacos. Thats Mexicans, which Guzman is.

by Anonymousreply 5811/02/2019

[R58] R57 was referring to a South Park episode that skewered JLo.

by Anonymousreply 5911/02/2019

Looks so handsome

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by Anonymousreply 6011/02/2019

I still want Guzman inside me deeply.

by Anonymousreply 6111/04/2019
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by Anonymousreply 6311/04/2019

I loved the scene in the film where he fucks the blonde girl that JLO’s shy son had a crush on.

by Anonymousreply 6405/24/2020

R64 that scene doesn’t even show anything

by Anonymousreply 6505/24/2020

He's so likable on 9-1-1.

The Boy Next Door was basically "Fatal Attraction" with the genders reversed. Which wouldn't be such a big deal if J-Lo didn't do "Enough" which was a rip-off of the Julia Robert's movie "Sleeping With The Enemy".

by Anonymousreply 6605/25/2020

I love movies like The Boy Next Door, Sleeping with the Enemy, The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, etc.

by Anonymousreply 6705/25/2020

R65: You do briefly see his ass in that scene.

by Anonymousreply 6805/25/2020

Is this the film in which he bought her a "first edition" of the Iliad?

by Anonymousreply 6905/25/2020

all he does is show is phat ass in that movie. Too bad it's straight and probably not clean.

by Anonymousreply 7005/25/2020
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