Why did Ryan Guzman want Jennifer Lopez so bad in “The Boy Next Door” (2015)?
He’s young, handsome, hot body, athletic etc. it’s a shame he’s nuts but still, why didn’t he find a hot woman that wanted to be with him?
J Lo is a beautiful woman but he can get any woman he wants. And he would have a gay man eating out of his palm. Straight guys like him know they can own the fuck out of gay guys without ever having to do anything if they want. Just be their friend.
He’s dumb. And ended up dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/25/2020|
You’re overthinking a very, very bad movie.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||08/31/2019|
He really loved her "cookies."
|by Anonymous||reply 2||08/31/2019|
When I think of Ryan Guzman, it's not for the crappy movie The Boy Next Door
|by Anonymous||reply 4||08/31/2019|
I’m not going to watch this OP, but now I want to know how he died, spare no detail please.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||08/31/2019|
I liked when he called Kristen Chenoweth a dried up old cunt
|by Anonymous||reply 8||08/31/2019|
[quote] I liked when he called Kristen Chenoweth a dried up old cunt
Um.... Kristen is only a year older than Jennifer Lopez, so I guess that makes the "object of his affection" a dried old cunt, as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||08/31/2019|
Chenoweth looks older than J Lo though.
It’s about physical appearance. Not literal age.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||08/31/2019|
"dried up old cunt", this always make me laugh. What is the point of saying this? That a woman's pussy must be wet at all times?
|by Anonymous||reply 11||08/31/2019|
That she’s old and can’t get wet or reproduce any longer. Her time has passed. R11
|by Anonymous||reply 12||08/31/2019|
He says "dried up dirty fucking cunt".
|by Anonymous||reply 13||08/31/2019|
R7 thanks so much, now I have have some questions/observations:
First, that was esquistedly art directed fire, so lovingly scattered throughout the barn to add optimum sensual illumination to the fighting bodies.
Was that an epipen she stabbed in the eye with? Did it feature prominently in the plot of the movie?
Was Ryan wearing suspenders on top of a sweater? If so why?
You always hear “go for the eyes,” but they rarely do, way to commit Ms. Lopez.
Was it her husband at the beginning hands tied up, and her son at the end who rushed in and couldn’t handle the boot on his wrist?
Did they actually have an affair and she spurned him or was it all in his head?
|by Anonymous||reply 14||08/31/2019|
Yes, that’s an epipen and it’s used on her son in the movie more than once. He has attacks.
Maybe he was trying to look hipster?
That is her ex-husband, played by John Corbett. They’re divorced because he’s a cheater.
That is her shy, bullied son that gets massive asthma attacks.
They had an affair, and he’s a high school student, hence her being afraid to be caught even though she’s single.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||08/31/2019|
R15 That eye gouging bit was intense. Guzman is beautiful, loved him in the Step Up films, wonder if gay director Adam Shankman fucked him
|by Anonymous||reply 16||08/31/2019|
OP, have you never heard of sexual obsession? It has nothing to do with how attractive someone is or the availability of multiple partners. If a psycho is fixated on a particular person, they don't think about anyone else. They are laser focused on their obsession the point of stalking, kidnapping, rape and murder.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||08/31/2019|
They want the whole "hot for teacher"/forbidden love salaciousness, but then bend over backwards trying to create a moral escape hatch for J Lo. The neighbor (who is somehow a 19 year old in high school, which the script strenuously contorts itself into making a thing) aggressively seduces J Lo within days of knowing her, despite her initial protests. He basically breaks into her house and assaults her until she gives in. But again, he's 19 so nothing truly verboten.
Only THEN does she find out that he's still a high school student - which still doesn't really matter, considering he is an adult. He isn't even her student. The movie really makes every effort to excuse J Lo while at the same time trying to build a plot out of a one off sexual encounter. It... SUCKS
|by Anonymous||reply 18||08/31/2019|
R18 in some states it doesn’t matter if they’re legal age. If you’re in HS still you can get someone not in HS in trouble.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||08/31/2019|
I really liked him in the retro baseball Everybody Wants Some, where he frolics around with other studly college jocks. He made out to be the waspy looking preppy jock, so unlike his usual Latino persona.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||08/31/2019|
That’s not him in that photo. What is up with you all not posting pics of him??
|by Anonymous||reply 21||08/31/2019|
Isn't that Tyler Hoechlin, at R21?
Still not Guzman.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||08/31/2019|
R21 Is Linklettar family? Cause that film is screamingly gas, apart from no anal, I found it confusing
|by Anonymous||reply 23||08/31/2019|
R22 do you not see the second person in that gif? Are you blind? Only one eye works?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||08/31/2019|
R22 Ummmm, Ryan is the other person in the photo
|by Anonymous||reply 25||08/31/2019|
Ryan’s always so set on having his “Hispanic Non-White” persona. Part of why he got the role in The Boy Next Door is because he doesn’t consider himself white and doesn’t like being called it.
So it’s interesting to see him play a WASP in Everybody Wants Some
|by Anonymous||reply 26||08/31/2019|
R8 that scene was ridiculous. It went from zero to sixty real quick after that 🤣
R20 that was a fun movie even though i still prefer Dazed.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||09/01/2019|
He could have gotten hotter
|by Anonymous||reply 29||09/08/2019|
He’s so wasted on a woman. Especially with that ass and back.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||09/08/2019|
Everyone has an ass. Every single person.
I don’t see why an ass on a straight man is a waste.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||09/08/2019|
He was on a Pretty Little Liars for a season and a standout even in competition with many other beautiful men.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||09/08/2019|
How about a spoiler alert?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||09/08/2019|
Jennifer is credited as a producer on the film and she likely had input on cast selection.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||09/08/2019|
[quote] Jennifer fucked him
There, I fixed it for you.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||09/08/2019|
R38 definitely an upgrade from Casper.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||09/09/2019|
R40 when did that happen?
|by Anonymous||reply 41||09/09/2019|
Yeah. When did he get a kid?
He identifies with his Mexican side, not his white. Him being “Hispanic” is what made J Lo cast him in The Boy Next Door.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||09/09/2019|
So, he met her in 2018 and she was 5 months along by early Sept.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||09/09/2019|
Because J Lo's aged pussy is irresistible.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||09/09/2019|
“Why did Ryan Guzman want Jennifer Lopez so bad”
Because Jenny’s been around the block.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||09/09/2019|
R43 I hope he doesn’t think his kids are gonna “inherit” their mother’s lips and nose
|by Anonymous||reply 47||09/09/2019|
R47 i'd like to think he's not that stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||09/09/2019|
R48 He knocked her up after, at most, 4 months together
|by Anonymous||reply 49||09/09/2019|
Ive alWays found him very sexy but when he started posting pics of his girlfriends I u followed him. I dont need him shoving his hetero lifestyle in my face.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||09/09/2019|
R49 I stand corrected lol
|by Anonymous||reply 51||09/09/2019|
R50, I get that. I tend to unfollow people who post lots of photos of their children. Nobody wants to see that.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||09/10/2019|
This is a great bad movie. It's so funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||09/10/2019|
I still want to taste him. Eww that sounds creepy.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||10/05/2019|
He wants her Taco-flavored kisses
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/02/2019|
J Lo is Puerto Rican... they aren't associated with Tacos. Thats Mexicans, which Guzman is.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/02/2019|
[R58] R57 was referring to a South Park episode that skewered JLo.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/02/2019|
I still want Guzman inside me deeply.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/04/2019|
I loved the scene in the film where he fucks the blonde girl that JLO’s shy son had a crush on.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||05/24/2020|
R64 that scene doesn’t even show anything
|by Anonymous||reply 65||05/24/2020|
He's so likable on 9-1-1.
The Boy Next Door was basically "Fatal Attraction" with the genders reversed. Which wouldn't be such a big deal if J-Lo didn't do "Enough" which was a rip-off of the Julia Robert's movie "Sleeping With The Enemy".
|by Anonymous||reply 66||05/25/2020|
I love movies like The Boy Next Door, Sleeping with the Enemy, The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||05/25/2020|
R65: You do briefly see his ass in that scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||05/25/2020|
Is this the film in which he bought her a "first edition" of the Iliad?
|by Anonymous||reply 69||05/25/2020|
all he does is show is phat ass in that movie. Too bad it's straight and probably not clean.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||05/25/2020|