Why did Ryan Guzman want Jennifer Lopez so bad in “The Boy Next Door” (2015)?

You’re overthinking a very, very bad movie.

He really loved her "cookies."

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When I think of Ryan Guzman, it's not for the crappy movie The Boy Next Door

R4 that’s not him.

I’m not going to watch this OP, but now I want to know how he died, spare no detail please.

R6 here

I liked when he called Kristen Chenoweth a dried up old cunt

[quote] I liked when he called Kristen Chenoweth a dried up old cunt

Um.... Kristen is only a year older than Jennifer Lopez, so I guess that makes the "object of his affection" a dried old cunt, as well.

So lame.

Chenoweth looks older than J Lo though.

It’s about physical appearance. Not literal age.

"dried up old cunt", this always make me laugh. What is the point of saying this? That a woman's pussy must be wet at all times?

That she’s old and can’t get wet or reproduce any longer. Her time has passed. R11

He says "dried up dirty fucking cunt".

R7 thanks so much, now I have have some questions/observations:

First, that was esquistedly art directed fire, so lovingly scattered throughout the barn to add optimum sensual illumination to the fighting bodies.

Was that an epipen she stabbed in the eye with? Did it feature prominently in the plot of the movie?

Was Ryan wearing suspenders on top of a sweater? If so why?

You always hear “go for the eyes,” but they rarely do, way to commit Ms. Lopez.

Was it her husband at the beginning hands tied up, and her son at the end who rushed in and couldn’t handle the boot on his wrist?

Did they actually have an affair and she spurned him or was it all in his head?

Thanks R6

Lmfao R14

Yes, that’s an epipen and it’s used on her son in the movie more than once. He has attacks.

Maybe he was trying to look hipster?

That is her ex-husband, played by John Corbett. They’re divorced because he’s a cheater.

That is her shy, bullied son that gets massive asthma attacks.

They had an affair, and he’s a high school student, hence her being afraid to be caught even though she’s single.

R15 That eye gouging bit was intense. Guzman is beautiful, loved him in the Step Up films, wonder if gay director Adam Shankman fucked him

OP, have you never heard of sexual obsession? It has nothing to do with how attractive someone is or the availability of multiple partners. If a psycho is fixated on a particular person, they don't think about anyone else. They are laser focused on their obsession the point of stalking, kidnapping, rape and murder.

They want the whole "hot for teacher"/forbidden love salaciousness, but then bend over backwards trying to create a moral escape hatch for J Lo. The neighbor (who is somehow a 19 year old in high school, which the script strenuously contorts itself into making a thing) aggressively seduces J Lo within days of knowing her, despite her initial protests. He basically breaks into her house and assaults her until she gives in. But again, he's 19 so nothing truly verboten.

Only THEN does she find out that he's still a high school student - which still doesn't really matter, considering he is an adult. He isn't even her student. The movie really makes every effort to excuse J Lo while at the same time trying to build a plot out of a one off sexual encounter. It... SUCKS

R18 in some states it doesn’t matter if they’re legal age. If you’re in HS still you can get someone not in HS in trouble.

I really liked him in the retro baseball Everybody Wants Some, where he frolics around with other studly college jocks. He made out to be the waspy looking preppy jock, so unlike his usual Latino persona.

That’s not him in that photo. What is up with you all not posting pics of him??

Isn't that Tyler Hoechlin, at R21?

Still not Guzman.

R21 Is Linklettar family? Cause that film is screamingly gas, apart from no anal, I found it confusing

R22 do you not see the second person in that gif? Are you blind? Only one eye works?

R22 Ummmm, Ryan is the other person in the photo

Ryan’s always so set on having his “Hispanic Non-White” persona. Part of why he got the role in The Boy Next Door is because he doesn’t consider himself white and doesn’t like being called it.

So it’s interesting to see him play a WASP in Everybody Wants Some

He’s gorgeous

R8 that scene was ridiculous. It went from zero to sixty real quick after that 🤣

R20 that was a fun movie even though i still prefer Dazed.

He could have gotten hotter

He’s so wasted on a woman. Especially with that ass and back.

Sigh.

What a waste.

Everyone has an ass. Every single person.

I don’t see why an ass on a straight man is a waste.

He was on a Pretty Little Liars for a season and a standout even in competition with many other beautiful men.

How about a spoiler alert?

Jennifer is credited as a producer on the film and she likely had input on cast selection.

Jennifer cast him

[quote] Jennifer fucked him

There, I fixed it for you.

R38 definitely an upgrade from Casper.

He has a kid now.

R40 when did that happen?

Yeah. When did he get a kid?

He identifies with his Mexican side, not his white. Him being “Hispanic” is what made J Lo cast him in The Boy Next Door.

So, he met her in 2018 and she was 5 months along by early Sept.

DUMBASS.

Because J Lo's aged pussy is irresistible.

“Why did Ryan Guzman want Jennifer Lopez so bad”

Because Jenny’s been around the block.

Jen is a ho!

R43 I hope he doesn’t think his kids are gonna “inherit” their mother’s lips and nose

R47 i'd like to think he's not that stupid.

R48 He knocked her up after, at most, 4 months together

Ive alWays found him very sexy but when he started posting pics of his girlfriends I u followed him. I dont need him shoving his hetero lifestyle in my face.

R49 I stand corrected lol

R50, I get that. I tend to unfollow people who post lots of photos of their children. Nobody wants to see that.

This is a great bad movie. It's so funny.

He’s so hot

I still want to taste him. Eww that sounds creepy.

Hes so sexy

He wants her Taco-flavored kisses

J Lo is Puerto Rican... they aren't associated with Tacos. Thats Mexicans, which Guzman is.

[R58] R57 was referring to a South Park episode that skewered JLo.

Looks so handsome

I still want Guzman inside me deeply.

I loved the scene in the film where he fucks the blonde girl that JLO’s shy son had a crush on.

R64 that scene doesn’t even show anything

He's so likable on 9-1-1.

The Boy Next Door was basically "Fatal Attraction" with the genders reversed. Which wouldn't be such a big deal if J-Lo didn't do "Enough" which was a rip-off of the Julia Robert's movie "Sleeping With The Enemy".

I love movies like The Boy Next Door, Sleeping with the Enemy, The Hand that Rocks the Cradle, etc.

R65: You do briefly see his ass in that scene.

Is this the film in which he bought her a "first edition" of the Iliad?

all he does is show is phat ass in that movie. Too bad it's straight and probably not clean.