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Macron and Trudeau: Call Me By Your Name

Never mind Melania.....I imagine Macron and Justin are both sending lusty text messages to each other, until their next all weekend flip fuck session.

What do those messages say?

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by Anonymousreply 29January 21, 2020 1:39 AM

"Voulez vous couchez avec moi?"

by Anonymousreply 1August 27, 2019 5:53 PM

I donā€™t know, it cut away to trees!

by Anonymousreply 2August 27, 2019 6:05 PM

My foreskin is longer!

No mine is!

by Anonymousreply 3August 27, 2019 6:25 PM

If I were a famous person I would refuse to take a photo with Justin. He makes everyone look like they are hot for him.

by Anonymousreply 4August 27, 2019 6:27 PM

I want maple syrup on my french fry.

by Anonymousreply 5August 27, 2019 6:35 PM

I want Hollandaise on my Canadian bacon!

by Anonymousreply 6August 27, 2019 6:45 PM

I'd love to watch these two dock each other.

by Anonymousreply 7August 27, 2019 7:28 PM

R7 Me too

by Anonymousreply 8September 1, 2019 1:26 AM

That Manu looks like a feisty little wench.

by Anonymousreply 9September 1, 2019 1:29 AM

I would like to be covered in crisco and slid right between their hot naked bodies as they are grinding and humping each other .

by Anonymousreply 10September 1, 2019 1:58 AM

i just want them to fuck, i mean i want to hear them screaming each others names

by Anonymousreply 11September 1, 2019 2:46 AM

Macron's ovaries are ovulating!

by Anonymousreply 12September 19, 2019 2:28 PM

R12 I hope so i want these two to be together

by Anonymousreply 13September 19, 2019 2:33 PM

Are they having victory sex after Justin's election win last week?

by Anonymousreply 14November 1, 2019 12:15 AM

Macron would SO be the top, though.

by Anonymousreply 15November 1, 2019 12:20 AM

Trudeau seems to be the dominant one.

by Anonymousreply 16November 1, 2019 12:48 AM
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by Anonymousreply 17November 1, 2019 12:51 AM

That reminds me. I never finished reading that fan fiction novel about the two of them having a torrid affair. It was linked on one of the previous threads, and it was really good.

by Anonymousreply 18November 1, 2019 12:53 AM

R18, it's on the big Macron -Trudeau thread here:

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by Anonymousreply 19November 1, 2019 12:57 AM

Ignoring their wives for each other:

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by Anonymousreply 20November 1, 2019 12:59 AM

Don't hunt R18, here

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by Anonymousreply 21November 1, 2019 1:11 AM

It's a shame we're both bottoms?

by Anonymousreply 22November 1, 2019 1:16 AM

R21, which function do you use to get the English translation?

by Anonymousreply 23November 1, 2019 1:18 AM

Install a translator ap. Google has one built in.

by Anonymousreply 24November 1, 2019 2:36 AM

Dans mon cul... Dans mon cul...

by Anonymousreply 25November 1, 2019 2:44 AM

R21 I came across your post by chance doing a simple Google search. I'm not going to lie, this is by far the best fan fiction I have read to date! My God, I'm still shaking. The author has perfectly described what it is to fall furiously in love between men. The passionate love, this obsessive desire that they have for each other, without hiding it because it is beyond their strength. The arguments, the reconciliations, the love, the compromises of two men of power. This novel is sublime, very intense, sexual, very sexual and beyond romanticism. I needed this so much !!! Many thanks to you.

by Anonymousreply 26January 21, 2020 1:27 AM

You're welcome, R26. Enjoy!

by Anonymousreply 27January 21, 2020 1:37 AM

R27 I have long fantasized about these two. Whenever they were photographed together, I immediately wanted them to fuck. Not only that, I wanted to be the little mouse, well hidden, witnessing their kiss. This fanfiction went beyond all my expectations. Not only do they love to kiss, but they love each other like crazy. That's it for me, thank you again and have a nice day šŸ˜Š

by Anonymousreply 28January 21, 2020 1:39 AM

C'mon America, let me get in on this. FFS.

by Anonymousreply 29January 21, 2020 1:39 AM
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