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Spotify horror, as my ears wrecked by Madonna’s stream of poop; now requesting advice from DL

Madonna is supposedly the queen of pop. What would you do if the following happened to you? Attending a Madame X listening party, I put on my earbuds and the minute I pushed play, a huge stream of DARK BROWN FECES flooded my ears. My ears have always been masculine and strong, but now they are dainty and they droop. The smell was horrific. I emailed Spotify customer service and Madonna about what had happened. She didn't care that the flood of shit happened the moment I pressed play on her new album. She ignored my request for help in understanding her recent musical choices. I would be happy to take a lie detector test to prove that what I'm saying is 100% true and accurate.

by Anonymousreply 28November 28, 2019 8:11 PM
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by Anonymousreply 1August 24, 2019 10:08 PM

Oh well, I entertained myself for a minute!

by Anonymousreply 2August 24, 2019 11:34 PM

At least I amused myself for 5 minutes 😰

by Anonymousreply 3August 24, 2019 11:58 PM

This idea was much better executed when Stevie Nicks kicked that girl in the cunt bone.

by Anonymousreply 4August 25, 2019 12:00 AM

Do you have a link?

by Anonymousreply 5August 25, 2019 12:01 AM

R4 I think you misinterpreted what this thread represents

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by Anonymousreply 6August 25, 2019 12:04 AM

I love you OP. God bless.

by Anonymousreply 7August 25, 2019 12:06 AM
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by Anonymousreply 8August 25, 2019 12:08 AM

R7 It would’ve been so much better if the stream destroyed my satin earbuds. I should’ve let the idea fully form for a few hours.

by Anonymousreply 9August 25, 2019 12:14 AM

I bet so many queens ignored this thinking I was the scat troll

by Anonymousreply 10August 25, 2019 12:29 AM

R6 indeed - I see it's a different homage.

by Anonymousreply 11August 25, 2019 1:20 AM

Sue Madonna and Spotify for Emotional distress caused by this distasteful event

by Anonymousreply 12August 25, 2019 2:30 AM

You should not have e -mailed her, now you have given her an idea. Now her next "edgy and shocking " Instagram post will probably be a photo of her with poop coming out of her ears. Though I suppose it wouldn't be any more visually repulsive than those grills.

by Anonymousreply 13August 25, 2019 2:35 AM

Look r12, when I contacted the highly paid customer service rep she acted like I was crazy! Excuse me ma’am, I’m sorry to interrupt you’re quiet evening with poo streaming ears, but it’s urgent!

I have no time for indignation! Madonna owes me an apology

by Anonymousreply 14August 25, 2019 4:53 AM

She owes us all an apology!

by Anonymousreply 15August 25, 2019 4:55 AM

These days you have to stop and ask yourself, is that poo flying at my head?

Nope, just madonnas new album!

by Anonymousreply 16August 25, 2019 5:02 AM

R13. You are correct! I predict your vision will materialize. You will be stricken with poo eyes, sir. Turn away

by Anonymousreply 17August 25, 2019 5:51 AM

True story: I once had a neighbor named Sue Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 18August 25, 2019 2:11 PM

R18 I went to school with a girl named Antonia Madonna. We were 10 and this was the height of the “Vogue” era and i recall people yelling at her in the hallway “strike a pose, Madonna!”

by Anonymousreply 19August 25, 2019 3:12 PM

R18 I really want Sue Madonna to sue Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 20August 25, 2019 6:59 PM

Oy.

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by Anonymousreply 21August 25, 2019 11:47 PM

Credit where it's due: She's in great shape for an American woman aged more than 17.

by Anonymousreply 22August 25, 2019 11:59 PM

This is true R22 .

by Anonymousreply 23August 26, 2019 1:46 AM

Madame X is a bathroom attendant

by Anonymousreply 24August 26, 2019 6:29 PM

Madame X is a highly paid housekeeper

by Anonymousreply 25August 27, 2019 4:34 AM

Tour delayed

by Anonymousreply 26August 28, 2019 2:25 AM

She just did the same thing to a theater full of people

by Anonymousreply 27September 19, 2019 6:21 PM

The bitch is at it again

by Anonymousreply 28November 28, 2019 8:11 PM
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