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I just farted when my husband was rimming me

I am so embarrassed. My perfect image is ruined

by Anonymousreply 14September 7, 2019 11:23 PM

...and a piece of corn hit his tongue

by Anonymousreply 1August 23, 2019 4:39 AM

Miss Manners has an excellent chapter about this.

by Anonymousreply 2August 23, 2019 4:41 AM

My ex, affectionately started calling me Pooper, cuz i farted when I ejaculated while getting oral!!!! I relate.

by Anonymousreply 3August 23, 2019 4:44 AM

did he like it?

by Anonymousreply 4August 23, 2019 4:45 AM

Eww

by Anonymousreply 5August 23, 2019 4:45 AM

R4. No. He didn't like it!!! And I was embarrassed, too.

by Anonymousreply 6August 23, 2019 4:51 AM

My boyfriend did this early in our relationship, and for the next five years, I never looked at him the same way.

Sorry, but yeah, that's gross.

by Anonymousreply 7August 23, 2019 4:53 AM

If you were so grossed out but stayed with him for five years anyway, there's something wrong with you.

by Anonymousreply 8August 23, 2019 4:55 AM

Nibble and Shits.

by Anonymousreply 9August 23, 2019 4:57 AM

R7 You must really love eachother.

by Anonymousreply 10August 23, 2019 5:00 AM

Happens a lot more often than we realize.

by Anonymousreply 11August 23, 2019 5:16 AM

You didn’t feel it coming in the air tonight and push him away?

by Anonymousreply 12August 23, 2019 5:19 AM

Would turn me on.

by Anonymousreply 13September 7, 2019 7:24 AM

[quote]You didn’t feel it coming in the air tonight and push him away?

Bitch, pull him closer and cork it up.

by Anonymousreply 14September 7, 2019 11:23 PM
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