Nasty Grandpas Gang Bang Grandma

"Old Folks Fuck Too!!"

Public shaming sucks ass.

Were all the grandpas doing grandma or doing each other?

Separate arrests for separate events, r3. Of course, something tells me the pair charged with the most serious offenses was gay. As always, homosexual acts get a bigger whipping.

I blame Bingo Night. It's a gateway to Sin Town!

Like shooting fish in a barrel, gramps bad knees means he can't run when the cops show up.

of course photos of the straight couples weren't posted

[quote]A married couple aged in their 80s were among those who were reportedly busted in the throes of passion

I need to use the phrase 'throes of passion' somewhere again.

Told you we could get hard...core.

I can't believe they published names AND pictures in 2019. It seems purposefully cruel and cynical.

Oh please, young people who break the law and get arrested are named and shamed with mugshots every day. If it's good enough for them, it's good enough for grandma and grandpa. In fact, at that advanced age those fossils should know better.

“All six of the elderly citizens - five men and one woman - were arrested and charged with breach of peace.”

I think they meant breach of each other’s piece.

“A married couple aged in their 80s ”

Sophie Tucker and her boyfriend Ernie?

I'm confused, I was told on good authority that only gay people are arrested for having sex in public. That it is a purely homophobic act by police.

Yup, they printed their mug shots as big as anything, except for the delicate female is not included. "You're only as young as you feel and we felt like we were 17.'

I hope it wasn't a gang bang on the 85 y/o woman. Their bones are like twigs and their skin is paper thin. That much physical activity would kill a woman that old.

wrong thread cause DL formatting sucks

Slowest gang bang in the history of humanity.

When did Madonna move to Connecticut?

The Italian one is doable, as usual.

No r20...no.

Obviously 4 of the men were out there for some gay bush queen action, and the pepaw and memaw couple had nothing to do with their action. And that's probably why they posted the 4 guy's pictures, and not the straight married couple's pictures. The authorities had no problem shaming the dirty old queers, but the old heteros need to be treated with kid gloves because they were doing what God intended them to do.

Homophobia is alive and well in Connecticut.

None of them seem like our sort of people.

Is this why we hate them?

R25 yes. yes it is

Dogging comes to New England

[quote] Yup, they printed their mug shots as big as anything, except for the delicate female is not included

Yep, reverse sexism.

This wouldn't have happened if Viagra hadn't been invented.

At least, unlike every other loser arrested, the charges and public release of the mugshots won't affect their chances for future employment or finding a suitable life partner.

The Daily Fail

They probably all have dementia.

Old man smell is bad enough when geezers are clothed...

No one told me there was a Datalounge Meetup!

Grandma really took the "old whore" moniker to heart.

They were probably celebrating national senior citizens day which was yesterday

Most of them actually look younger. Are the police sure they’re in their 80s? They look to be in their the 60s.

[quote]Yep, reverse sexism.

It's still plain-old, original flavoured sexism.

They should've gone cruising at the New Canaan rest stop on the Merritt Pkwy like everyone else!

r37

They're all in their 60s-70s. The man and his wife, who conveniently don't have pictures, are in their 80s.

Isn't this similar to that 80's movie, Cocoon?

Without the mugshots, I mean. Those are just scummy af. Poor fellas.

Bush queen!

Does Joyce Butler’s pussy stink?

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“You fuck slower than old people drive!”

"It's still plain-old, original flavoured sexism."

No pictures of her husband, either, but that won't stop the MRA crowd from complaining

Some people need to learn how to read - this wasn't a "gang bang" the other guys were obviously gay and were arrested separately

Great. An 85 year old woman can get dick and I cant .

r47, she's having sex with her elderly husband, it's not like she's banging male models. What's there to be jealous of?