**CAPTION**

Attack of the tree eaters from planet Lesbos!!! Barricade the nursery now!!!!

I’m definitely gay

Pardon My Bush

Mitchfest: As Imagined

Lol, r2. You know you’re gay when you’re trying to figure out what kind of tree it is!

Attack of the Chainsaw Lezzies

Looks like a normal Friday out with the grrls, to me. Except I don't see Huge Heather.

The Michigan Chainsaw Massacre

Home Depot Leadership Team Building Exercise.

The one time we’re not allergic to wood.

A beaver colony is building its den.

From Martha’s Garden: Lesbian Flashmob Edition.

Busy Beavers

Well OP, from the looks of that image you'll have all the yeast you'll need for those nutloaves.

DL never fails me. Thank you OP and posters. Needed this laugh.

Dark Lesbians.

Tina, bring another axe!

Got wood?

So when do we start getting wit/wisdoms?

Forest Frump

Trump’s new conservation plan with green jobs unveiled: complete with president approved uniforms.

Investigative teams explores: "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

😅 😆 😂 🤣 Thanks OP, I love you!

May the best one win your delicious nutloaf !

Lena Dunham's Guild to Entertaining Al Fresco.

An anti-trans protest, these women object to the growing number of men getting the chop.

Melania! Bring me chainsaw! While you’re at it, enlist some of your old model friends. This friendship tree has got to go!

Lessons on building beaverhausen.

As an aside, they all have large tits. Everyone of them that you can see clearly have large, pendulous boobies.

Lumberjills.

Chainsaw milkshakes for everyone!

Dee Forestation and her clearcutting LumberJanes!

Chickasaw

Are our DL lesbians sitting in a puddle atm?

Frightening Forest Fraus Fanny-Flashing!

Nothing could be more practical than clearing trees and working with chainsaws in the nude.

As a fat womon, would I be eligible for branch removal detail?

Ouch, splinters!

the stinkfish udders - we almost lost our dinner!

I love you, R14!

Can't imagine sawdust under sweaty tits. That must feel exciting.

"We are cutting it down NOW so that we do not have to cut it down THEN."

I like your caption best, op...

"Two with a bush is worth more than a man on the land."

ELLEN'S CONSTRUCTION CREW

The tree symbolizes the patriarchy.

R27 - I noticed that too. Are they all from BigTittyLandia?

I'm guessing they are somewhere along the Baltic - northern germany, sweden, or denmark. Just a hunch.

I am SO not attracted to the female form

[quote]Winner gets one of my homemade nutloaves.

Don't say "nutloaves."

It wounds.

Who let the dogs out?

Team work: It's what breast friends are made for.

I don't even want to think of how they're lubricating that saw.....

Amazon lesbians of the Mammary Coast set about rectifying the harsh effects of the Great Dildo Shortage of 1973 by fashioning their own

T & A Tree Removal

American Horror Story: Pussy Riot

The Construction of the Isle of Lesbos

Attn: Rainsong

Subject: [bold]Cilantro Trees Will Not Be Tolerated on The Land[/bold]

Rainsong, as you can clearly see, I told you[italic] then[/italic] so I wouldn’t be forced to tell you [italic]now.[/italic]

I have stated the boundaries in the subject line, Rainsong. Please respect me and them and refrain from planting cilantro trees on The Land, Rainsong. I have just stated my boundaries again.

Obviously this is staged or they are quite stupid. I am well experienced operating chainsaws. That is not something to do nude or scantly dressed. They are clustered too close in proximity to be safe. One woman is not properly holding the chainsaw. Loose hard hats is not enough.

I am sure plenty of women know how to cut trees. I have seen some operate the machinery well.

So you want to be a female Lumberjack, do ya?

"Obviously this is staged"

Gee, ya think it might be staged by a straight man who likes big tits?

[quote] Loose hard hats is not enough.

They don’t like anything hard.

[quote] I am sure plenty of women know how to cut trees. I have seen some operate the machinery well.

These women prefer bushes, and they operate certain machinery that vibrates quite well.

“Madame X is a lumberjack”

The Art of Stopping Forest Fires by DJT

Fun fact:

You’ve already heard of lake Titticaca. But the funny name is just HALF the story! Did you know that it is the integral part of a burgeoning lumber industry? Here are the natives of the surrounding area busy at work.

Wait a minute, why is that beaver snarling?

B-B-Breastesses

More tits and ass then you can shake a stick out...

Not lesbians. Clearly. No one is fat.

I sure hope somebody remembered all the U-Haul trucks.

So who won?

R54, I’m not sure what is the bigger swing and a miss - if you are trying to be funny or are actually serious.

Pissed-off beaver to another beaver: I think it's a cheap shot. We don't look ANYTHING like that!

"Houses of the Holy" all grown up.

That’s clever^

But you should have wrote “all growed up” in comic sans font for frau wimsy.

Naked Ambition

Dance 10, Looks 3

The Playmates all reunited to make Hef's coffin by hand.

What do you mean, “Where do we put the pine cones?’

Team Work -- It's the Tits!

"Susan, imagine all the canes we can get out of this tree!"

How to build a house from snatch. Er, scratch.

Bushwackers

Are there any questions as to why the rainforests are burning themselves in effigy?

When a game of strip poker gets way out of hand.

"Team work makes the Cream work"

"Survivor: Lake Titticaca"

My eyes! MY EYES!!!!!

These ladies are going to have to check for ticks in the most intimate places. I can’t even begin to imagine the bug bites. /shudders

The All-Women’s Bush League softball team, No Men On Bases, making its own bats.

No Man's Land

Why? Because it looked like a giant penis, that’s why.

Pussy Galore’s Flying Circus and Tree Removal Service

“Madame X has cellulite”

Laundry Day on the Kibbutz

Jesus Christ, Janeen, couldn't at least ONE of you other bitches have brought a chain saw, too?

Oh, sorry, Shalom and Bibsy, I didn't see you behind me.

Good Lord I don’t understand the appeal of women’s asses. I just don’t understand

“Thanksgiving Turkey with a neck!”

Pat? Oh, she’s over there in the clearing, squatting and pinching off a loaf.

Wendy O. Williams' Camp For Wayward Girls

Who Brought The Pickles?

"Lord Of The Fish"

"Ladies, we have much more bush to clear still...CARRY ON!"

Nature exploding: a forest overrun with beavers, many trees lost.

Jiggle and bounce, unleashed!

These bitches are trimming the wrong hedges!!!

Tits A Living