One of those people who look happy even in repose, just the way their features are shaped.
I get, "What's wrong?" or "You look like you could murder someone".
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One of those people who look happy even in repose, just the way their features are shaped.
I get, "What's wrong?" or "You look like you could murder someone".
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 22, 2019 12:14 AM |
I’m the same. I don’t have a smiley face. People think I’m upset/pissed off for no reason.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 21, 2019 4:23 PM |
I've got a "MARY!!!" face.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 21, 2019 4:27 PM |
I had a frau co-worker complain to HR that I was giving her unpleasant looks. I explained to them the concept of resting bitch face.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 21, 2019 4:32 PM |
Smile? Sorry, I don't do tricks on command.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 21, 2019 4:35 PM |
It’s especially bad when you’re not American born but live in America where half the population walk around grinning like Cheshire cats. Fake smiles all around AND I’M THE BITCH? Lol
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 21, 2019 4:37 PM |
Same here, even when I’m just relaxing I look angry.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 21, 2019 4:38 PM |
I'm afraid I, too, suffer from RBF.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 21, 2019 4:38 PM |
When people walk up to you and say "Smile! It's not that bad!" tell them you have terminal cancer.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 21, 2019 4:39 PM |
R6 it might be other parts of your personality they are referring to
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 21, 2019 4:39 PM |
[quote] It’s especially bad when you’re not American born but live in America where half the population walk around grinning like Cheshire cats. Fake smiles all around AND I’M THE BITCH?
Evidently.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 21, 2019 4:43 PM |
[quote]I had a frau co-worker complain to HR that I was giving her unpleasant looks.
I've had that happen before too, but the woman ended up just being a homophobe.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 21, 2019 4:45 PM |
Is OP's photo of Kevin O'Conner from "This Old House"? He's hot.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 21, 2019 4:46 PM |
Here's a good example - merry face: Queen Latifah. Angry face: Michelle Obama. Neither is necessarily merry or angry, but their facial features suggest a disposition.
I don't have either, I guess.
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by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 21, 2019 5:02 PM |
Lol ^
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 21, 2019 5:03 PM |
Mrs. Gingrich looks like an Angry Bird.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 21, 2019 5:05 PM |
The slightest tension in certain muscles around my eyes and I suddenly look like my beloved dog just died, no matter my actual mood, which is usually pretty good, except when strangers go, "Awwww cheer up! Smile! It's not so bad!"
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 21, 2019 5:10 PM |
I get “Are you ill?”
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 21, 2019 5:14 PM |
You could get surgery to have the tips of your lips upturn.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 21, 2019 5:20 PM |
I don't understand, I think you look fine. Are you smiling?
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 21, 2019 5:28 PM |
OP, always remember to put on your "yes" face whenever you go out in public.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 21, 2019 5:36 PM |
When I'm answering the door or meeting someone I have to remember to smile so they don't think I hate meeting them.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 21, 2019 5:40 PM |
I do hate meeting them. I guess I'm good as I am then.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 21, 2019 5:44 PM |
I admire your tireless work for the United Face Bank, r23!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 21, 2019 5:59 PM |
Don’t mean mug me!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 21, 2019 11:27 PM |
What's wrong??!! SMILE!!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 21, 2019 11:48 PM |
^^ And by the way, compared to me, you have the joviality of Santa Claus in that OP. Nowadays when people suggest that I "Smile!", I just reply, "Mind your own damn business." It works, they do.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 21, 2019 11:50 PM |
OP, wait 'til I sit on that guy's face.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 21, 2019 11:59 PM |
Kevin O'Connor looks like a Golden Retriever. Happy dog face.
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