I’m leaving the Datalounge. I’ve had enough.

Something we said?

Why thank you!

We are truly humbled.

Buh-bye.

Welcome to the world, OP.

This isn't an airport. You don't need to announce your departure.

Well I never!

You'll be back....

Smell HER!!!

Flounce away!

I'm guessing OP isn't a Lesbian.

So long, farewell!

Your words, OP, are like chum to sharks.

You forgot bitchy and witty, by the way.

Well, gee, OP, you say all that like it's a bad thing.

Good-bye... good-bye.... good-BYYYYYYE!

Translation please, Editor!

"I have sufficient," r15, or something similar.

I don’t know her.

r4 We are the world.

What it something I said?

You can check out anytime you like, but, you can never leave.

Wuss.

[quote]You people are just cruel, heartless, narcissistic, racist, mean spirited assholes.

Strangely, that's the reason I come here OP.

OP's signed its post as "Fuck all of you"

Either OP is hyperbolic, or supremely sensitive. I've asked "I'm leaving" posters to quote one of my posts as evidence EVERYONE is mean-spirited, cruel and narcissistic, and ALL their posts are mean-spirited, cruel and narcissistic.

Cruel, narcissistic and mean-spirited people can be found everywhere they can be pseudonymous or anonymous.

Owf weeder zayn goodbye.

Wow OP you seem desperate for attention. Just go cunt.

R23 makes ME want to leave.

Name your terms for staying, OP, and we'll all comply.

We fucked up. We're ALL sincerely sorry.

It wants a refund?

I'm leaving planethood. I've had enough.

I’m sending money to Parent Planethood. You bitches and your unplanned metorites just spreading your spacebits everywhere. SLUTS. THE LOT OF YOU.

I'm gonna miss you, gurl.

Fetch me a mimosa before you leave.

OP - the taxi's waitin' he's blowin' his horn.

No announcement is necessary. Just leave.

You're too tough on her, R34 - she's just a gal.

Did someone get OP's badge back from him or are we going to have to charge him a reprogramming fee?

Oh, just grow up, ya big cry-baby!!!!!!

OP has stated her boundaries.

And, OP rushes out in a blur of glitter and chiffon.

OP!!!!! Noooooooo! Don't go!!!! Please, don't go!!!

We can change! You, me, us, we can all change! Stay here with us OP, together we can grow and learn and change!! We'll make Datalounge a place of tolerance, maturity, a place that offers sensitive, thoughtful responses!

You heard me, I'll ruin Datalounge, destroy any concept of free thought or free speech and take away the one reason people come to Datalounge if you'll just say you love us again!

Don't make me chase you OP! Please!!!!!!

(loud, uncontrollable sobbing)

Byeeee

OP, please don't leave. Because if you do, you're never coming back in. No matter what you say or ask or do. OP...please don't go...don't leave me here alone....

OP I bet you're reading this thread---so much for the dramatic "I've had enough" shit. When will you *really* go?

Fuck off and let us mock you!

And like a fart in a dust storm, she was GONE!

You left out viscous, spiteful, wicked and criminally insane.

You don't have to make a big production out of it, OP.

The Board of Ejectors has called an Emergency Cockus to determine if we will let you go. We know where you live, Missy. We WILL visit your basement and position our grease fire canisters.

It IS a big production - he's had 45 responses in under an hour.

I REALLY DON'T CARE. DO U?

What a fucking cunt!

We've found Steven Slater! She's flounced again!

Awwww! We'll miss you AND your wonky eye, Andy Cohen!

Andy Cohen is that you?

Don’t let the door hit you in the ass.

^^^ Wow - how'dja DO that, R53?!

CLOSE THE GATES!

DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!!

R55. Posted at the same time I guess. Damn!

You know you are leaving before the Labor Day Datalounge Pot-Luck Picnic. Now you are not allowed.

OP is right. You all are just a steaming pile of negativity!

I'm going where people want to turn my frown upside down.

^^Where's that?

r60/Rose: it's Indianapolis.

You do know what happens to people who leave the DL, don’t you OP?

The place already feels different without OP. I bet they're on iVillage right now, cradling a mug of joe while they smile contentedly at a cute baby animal, while we fester here in bile, vinegar and nacreous permacum.

[quote]You do know what happens to people who leave the DL, don’t you OP?

They get CAN-SUH!!!

Please God, let this be the insufferable cunt from the Epstein threads.

Remember when OP left and we all started getting along?

Good times.

Here OP, I’ve called the elevator for you.

Well, we've really done it now! We should all be ashamed of ourselves, making this poor bloke run off for good! Oh, don't pretend like it wasn't you, you know exactly what you did! YOU did this, with your bad excuse for jokes, well it's not funny now with him running off like he has. FOR GOOD! He's never coming back you know and it's all because of what WE did!

[bold]BYE WIG![/bold]

^^^^Catholic

After you leave, OP, could you please go teach your party trick to Jared and Ivanka?

OP there's truth to what you say. But, I find it easy enough to avoid here.

If you find yourself missing us, and you will, play this OP.

Release the hounds!

Why I haven’t cried this hard since Deborah Kerr failed to keep her date with Cary Grant on the observation deck of the Empire State Building.

Don’t go OP!

[quote]mean spirited

Oh Dear.

R76 I’m Oh dearing your “Oh Dear”

[quote]R42 OP, please don't leave. Because if you do, you're never coming back in. No matter what you say or ask or do. OP...please don't go...don't leave me here alone....

Get up. There’s no camera in here.

I think she's serious this time.

you didn't lie but that's what makes it fun lol

Crying as I type this - -

OP, Have you visited Monday Morning Moos? Nobody’s mean there. They’re a little gassy sometimes, but they’re very nice.

OP is clearly a masochist. Also, I didn't realize how tribal DL is.

Oh fiddle-de-dee

See ya.

The OP does have a point. The DL used to be full of a lot more wisdom than it is now. We all love the bitchery, but the juvenile stupidity and hatred really is beneath us.

Speak for yourself, R86.

So long, Screwy! See ya in Saint Louie!

good riddance

Alot more wisdom? Okay. Maybe you should go to Daily mail. People are pretty smart there. They think Hugh Jackman is straight. Lol

Well goodbye, OP.

My friend’s a dentist and got herpies on his fingertips, so he had to quit DataLounge, too.

This dump was far more convivial, intelligent and witty, as old threads will attest. In the last couple of years, DL has turned into a playground during 5th grade recess.

[quote][R76] I’m Oh dearing your “Oh Dear”

Why? “Mean spirited” should have had a hyphen.

Bon voyage!

I made sure OP had a grand exit.

But why ?

....

Nobody is witty anymore, r12.

[quote]Owf weeder zayn goodbye.

MARIA!!!

On a jet plane?

We still love ya OP.

Mayum? MAYUM?

You simply haven't blocked enough people. Once you do, DL becomes much more tolerable.

I came to the Datalounge around the time of the Marcia Cross lesbian rumors. Was that sometime near its inception?

I've heard this before. Trust me, YOU'LL BE BACK...

[quote]I came to the Datalounge around the time of the Marcia Cross lesbian rumors. Was that sometime near its inception?

That was 2005, 10 years after DL was started.

Scram!

And never darken our towels again!

If it tries to come back, bolt the door, Aunt Lavinia.

I said, BOLT the door.

OP: You have (had) a fucking potty mouth.

The Ignore feature shows OP’s posts and exposes him as being mentally ill.

Don't forget to eye-fuck 20-30 "racists" on your way out, OP.

In the grand tradition of online gaming, OP "BYE I CAN HAZ YOUR STUFZ?"

That's so sad about OP. I'd love to help her, but...….I don't know her.

I'm assuming it's one of the "Karen's" that got her threads paywalled - she's now going to vent and rage at a Bed Bath & Beyond associate over not accepting her expired coupons...and then stop by Chik-Fil-A to gorge...

OP, how do you get out of here? I'm trapped!

I think the exit's this way.

[quote] R94: Why? “Mean spirited” should have had a hyphen.

I concur. The end.

OP hasn't got that hard core like me. She never learned to roooooollll with the punches. And, believe me, on the DL they come left, right and below the belt!

They drummed you out of Hollywood, OP, so you come crawling back to DataLounge. But DataLounge doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me.

I hope you die of inoperable brain cancer

And your point is?

As if, 0/10

OP, DON'T LET THE BACK DOOR HIT YA , WHERE THE GOOD LORD SPLIT YA !!

OP - We're kinda busy at DL right now. Leave a message and we'll get back.....

OP, you have a potty mouth. Don’t forget to put a nice chunk of change into the DL cuss jar on your way out.

R94 Then just Oh Dear my Oh Dear of you Oh Dearing and we’ve all Oh Deared!

Who left? Did someone leave?

Sugar, you’re a carwash cunt. You won’t be missed. x

OP fled the DL R137. He left us his skidmarks to remember him by.

Sashay away with sass like Madame X!

Ok. Bye.

It’s far more racist now than fifteen years ago

Are you black?

Can I have your stuff OP?

I mean, I’m on garbage duty tonight.

OP=Aaron Schock. And to him I say "good riddance!"

Steve, is that you??

lemmings agree.

What happened, OP? Was there...surprise anal?

Maybe OP is onto something.

No if there were surprise anal we wouldn’t be able to get rid of her!

Don't forget to turn your ceremonial caftan in at the door when you leave. And unless you get those skidmarks out, you're not getting your cleaning deposit back.

So my plot to be the last one here is working?

OP can lick me where I Fart.

To quote my father when we were being petulant. "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out"

No you haven't bitch. We'll say when you've had enough. Not yet.

Bring us some beer and snacks from the kitchen before you leave, okay?

Bye, Bitch.

Please don't go.

So Long Farewell

OP, don't throw out the baby with the bath water. Cherish the special times we had.

Always always throw the baby out with the bath water! Actually, don’t throw the bath water out, throw the baby out

R78

I'm not actin'....(quivering sob)...I'm not actin'!!!!!

Goodbye Sam.

We'll be right here, OP.

Quick! Change the locks before OP comes back!