Dancing With The Stars 2019

I hope it’s a good season. Who will the heartthrobs be?

How is Christie's bone density? Ship shape?

Christie Brinkley has probably been asked to do this show every year. Why “yes” in 2019? Either she has something to promote or they finally met her salary demands.

If the latter—if ABC is throwing money at the celebs to revitalize ratings—this could be a fun season.

[quote] Christie Brinkley has probably been asked to do this show every year.

Yep. Her and Raquel Welch have been asked every season from the beginning.

Can't wait for the rest of the lineup.

My favorite dancer was hole presenting rodeo star Bonner Bolton.

"She and Raquel Welch"

She tore UP that gas station in the Uptown Girl video. I'd never seen moves like that before. Did she study with Alvin Ailey?

R8 hardeeharhar. she was memorably talentless though, wasn't she!

Lover her or hate her, she looks damn good for her age. Good work.

Yeah - that line worked until a few years ago, R10. Joker Face as taken over.

That lady from the recent Bachelorette is allegedly supposed to be on the show.

Brinkley has starred in Chicago on Broadway, London and on tour.

Impossibly adorable Alan is back.

The show got even more cryptic with a third post, asking fans to analyze a snapshot of a work desk with a computer and a slew of decorations on the walls, including a Florida A&M pennant and a poster that says, "It's all fun and games until you enter the real world." "Decode the clues! 🔎," the show wrote in the caption. "You might be a cultural genius if you can guess who this star is." The best and most convincing guess so far is that it's Queer Eye star Karamo Brown, and most commenters are on board with this theory. "Karamo Brown!!!! He was on Real World and he went to Florida A&M University!!!! Yes!!!" one user wrote, while another added on, explaining, "They also imply that you 'have to be a cultural genius' and he plays 'the cultural expert' in Queer Eye on Netflix!"

"This one gives us two clues: a faceless woman, and a reference to singing from the rooftops. Our best and favorite guess is Debbie Allen, a talented singer and dancer (with her own dance studio) who is also on another ABC show (Grey's Anatomy), so she makes a heck of a lot of sense. She also loves a big ring! "

If she's on the show, it has lost all sense of not getting professional dancers.

Who will be this year's Disney twink? It will be difficult to do better than Milo. Here he is playing Family Feud to win money for the ACLU Immigrant Rights Fund

"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?"

No Disney twink, a most boring cast.

The problem with the show is all the reality show talent and bachelor/bachelorette bullshit celebrities. Get some real stars and fading star is okay, someone who is/was famous for having some talent.

Who are the judges this season?

Yes, I'm dancing, bitches. Fuck you, Diane!

R6 My favorite was that hottie Nyle DiMarco shakin' his tight little ass in a loincloth:

Sean Spicer, really? Ugh.

Here's the rest:

Christie Brinkley

Lamar Odom

Ray Lewis, former NFL

Hannah Brown, Bachelorette

Karamo Brown, Queer Eye

Kate Flannery, The Office

James Van der Beek

Lauren Alaina, country singer

Kel MItchell, comedian

Mary Wilson, Supreme

Ally Brooke, Fifth Harmony

Sean Spicer, Deplorable

I'm surprised to see James Van der Beek on the list. He seems extremely uptight. His agent may have coerced him into doing this.

Karamo....uh, yay for gay representation? He's more than a little bit obnoxious but since he's a gay, I hope he goes far.

Overall, no reason to set the DVR. Oh well, maybe next year.

[quote]I'm surprised to see James Van der Beek on the list. He seems extremely uptight. His agent may have coerced him into doing this.

He's got 5 kids to put thru college, a mortgage and a resume of one season shows lately.

Nypost.com had an article recently about this year being the 25th anniversary of Christie Brinkley's big helicopter crash (I remember when it happened). I suppose that's what she'll be weeping about in her packages before she dances to gain sympathy votes.

....and we all know what Lamar Odom will be blathering about in his packages to try and redeem himself. He was awful on The View when he was promoting his book...he's going to need a lot of coaching for his give me another chance monologues.

They should combine Disney Week with Most Memorable Year Week and have them all tell their tales of woe while dancing in Mickey Mouse or Cinderella costumes.

Spicer? Pass, big time.

Mary Wilson is 75. I hope she doesn't break a hip.

I’m on Beek team.

I'm not watching but I'm giving my votes to Karamo. Being black and gay he's automatically disadvantaged going in.

Many DataLoungers will obviously vote for the "attractive" straight white guy and you're part of the problem, honestly.

Now I know why Karamo has been dancing so much on season 4 of QE4TSG

[quote]Many DataLoungers will obviously vote for the "attractive" straight white guy and you're part of the problem, honestly.

You're safe, they failed to cast one.

Met a few thousand actors and celebs thru the years. Met Christie a few times while she was pregnant and after she had Alexa. Besides being a genuinely sweet girl, she was absolutely breathtaking. Watched her be so humble when people would literally stand there with their mouths open.

Jordan Fisher was the best Disney twink and he actually won unlike the others.

Wasn't Christie's (ex?) husband caught perving on her kid or sleeping with the babysitter or something gross like that? Maybe she can cry about that on the show as well. Not a whole lot of women can relate to surviving a helicopter crash but lots of ladies have been pushed aside by their men to get to younger girls.

R 35, Milo would have won had it not been for the rednecks voting for the uncoordinated Bobby Bones.

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I can play that game too. Jordan Fisher crushed fucking Mark Ballas with a spectacular popular dancer. He beat the odds, uNike Milo. What Jordan accomplished was incredible.

*unlike

Would be nice if a national boycott happened because they are giving Sean Spicer legitimacy as well as a hefty paycheck. Chances are he's first to go if they are changing the rules and not letting the Deplorables robocall him into the finals.

What a bunch of bottom feeders!

Spicer will be sporting his smug grin even after he is eliminated the first week as he walks away with probably a 100k check for a couple weeks work.

R38, Jordan is a better dancer than Milo. My comment was that another Disney twink would have won the title also. No need to get so defensive - Jordan's not going to sleep with you.

Bobby Bones’s completely undeserved win was an embarrassment and a jump-the-shark moment on a show that has been running on fumes for a while now. He shouldn’t have made it past week three, let alone won the whole show.

This cast is a slight upgrade from last season’s head-scratcher, but time will tell if the show can change its downward slide.

Useless factoid: When James Van der Beek appeared as himself on the delightful “Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23”, his character made a disastrous appearance on “DWTS”.

Tom Bergeron is already needling vomitous Spicer saying "Sean will be in charge of assessing audience size".

I hope the liberal L.A. audience ignores the "applause" sign when this piece of crap is introduced.

They waited too long to ask Peter Fonda.

Bergeron wants a politics-free show.

Rick Perry, Tom DeLay, Bristol Palin, and now Spicer. Deplorables watch these shows, so that's why the deplorable contestants.

Or The Producers are Trumpsters.

I agree with Tom that it sucks that producers chose to infect their campy reality show with Trump lunacy.

They are not announcing which pro is dancing with until show night. Probably doesn't want Spicer's dancer getting harassed.

Poor James Van der Beek. Literally, he must be poor! He tries EVERYTHING. And I sort of like him and even his Lurchy handsome face.

Unlike the British original, they'll never let a gay celebrity dance with a male pro.

Karamo says Sean Spicer is a good gay; a really sweet guy.

What else is he going to say?

He could say he avoids him like the traitor he is.

Bergeron was fine when Marla Maples was on right after Trump was elected. Her presence wasn't political? They referred to her constantly as "The former Mrs. Donald Trump".

Christie B. is officially in scary looking category. She’s never going to change the blonde bombshell look of hers.

She looks like Chucky now.

Rather see Christie's son

R57 The political climate is much more antagonistic now that Trump's been wreaking his unique brand of batshit crazy havoc for 2 1/2 years. Bergeron is just echoing how most of us feel at this point - can't we get a respite from the Trump craziness?

Hopefully, Spicer will be the first to go. I can't imagine him being able to dance a step, and I don't see him having a fan base big enough that will vote him through to the next round.

Is it still a good show, a positive show?

You haven't seen anythin' like the vote we're gonna give Sean. You think what we did for Bobby Bones last year was surprising. You just wait because we wnt to see the liberals squirm and bitch about why Spicer is the new champ.

To be fair to the producers - they needed a disabled person to be representative of diversity, so they chose Sean.

Lauren Alaina is going to win this season with the cuntry vote. Calling it now.

Allegedly they are making changes to the entire process and giving the judges more power. I hope they've added had some kind of one time use Go Home Now buzzer (the opposite of AGT's Golden Buzzer where the person goes straight through to "Hollywood"), this would send the person packing asap. I can see Bobby Bullshit (aka Spicer) turning his package or chit chat after he dances into word salad talking points and he should be buzzed immediately. Len or Bruno will have to do it as Carrie Ann has to maintain her light, no politics image for her gig on The Talk.

They should've given the judges more power ages ago. WAY too many bullshit eliminations from the stupid voters.

Yeah. Like Pam Anderson. She was actually good.

The reason why the changes are being made.

And Jodie Sweetin, she was good also! I just hated her facial expressions but she was good in motion.

Who deserved to win.

Milo was good! Bobby was awful.

If they came for Mary Wilson this show is scrapping the level three levels below the bottom of the barrel.

R73 = Diane

R73 = Diana Ross

Speaking of Milo Manheim, Camryn has some pretty attractive young men in her family.

I'll bet the producers tried to get Sarah Huckabee Sanders before they approached Sean Spicer.

With the assortment of freak show "stars" they've bored us to tears with, it's like 💃 [italic] Dancing on Mars.

"I don't see him having a fan base big enough that will vote him through to the next round."

Right Wing Lunatics will whip up a frenzy among the Deplorables, urging them to vote for Spicer to "stick it to the Libs." Spicer doesn't have a fanbase but Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and the rest all have fanbases who will do as instructed.

Spicer wins DWTS - show goes under.

I remember that votes from deplorables kept Bristol Palin on the show far longer than she deserved, considering that she danced like an ox. She actually reached the finals and came in third. That's when t he voting system should have been changed.

Remember this?

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska were eliminated before they could do a second dance Tuesday night on "Dancing with the Stars." That makes comedian Jeffrey "The Roast Master" Ross the first contestant sent home from season seven.

Who knows if he would've made it a bit further if Edyta hadn't accidentally poked him in the eye and scratched his cornea Monday during rehearsals.

"They told me Edyta was going to be easy on the eyes," he joked after the elimination.

The cameras showed his family members in the audience wearing eye patches in solidarity.

He's working to re-elect the asshole. I'm boycotting.

I'd rather watch Spicer try to cut a rug as opposed to Kelly Conway or Sara Sanders.

Vhy deedn't no vun esk mee to 🐝 Bee und deez dunczing shoo ?

I have a real job now - I don’t need to be on a loser show like Spicer.

Tucker Carlson too, r48.

Bruno's withering comment on Tucer's final routine was that Tucker looked like he was sitting on the toilet.

Will they have Christie dancing to Uptown Girl on the premiere episode or save that for later in the season?

Sean Spicer Will Make Six Figures for ‘Dancing With the Stars even if he goes first.....

r89 disgusting. Why would ABC enable a man who stonewalled ABC press and lied daily for the Cheeto in charge.

Shirtless Hough

Oh, my Mr. Hough, whatever have you done to yourself ?

😻 MEEEEEOWWWWIE !

Why are his nipples black?

Ratings, R90. Money. When has a discussion of DWTS contestants been so impassioned?

[quote] Why are his nipples black?

Perhaps he has indigenous Utahn blood?

Trump tweeted about Sean Spicer:

[quote]Just heard that Sean Spicer will be on “Dancing with the Stars.” He will do great. A terrific person who loves our Country dearly!

Trump would prefer Ivanka prancing around the stage in a skimpy costume, dancing the Paso Doblé.or the Rumba.

Uptown Girl will be episode 1 but they’ll wait until the Finals to have Billy Joel in the audience.

Bruno and Tom are good friends and Bruno gives no fucks. Hopefully he’ll ask Spicer on live TV if he knows the meaning of “shame.”

If Trump had lost the election, he'd have been a likely candidate for DWTS.

Speaking of which: DWTS's voting system is the reality show equivalent of the Electoral College.

Never seen "Queer Eye" re-boot and never will. This guy is a fool. Hopefully he'll be second kicked off and he and Sean can skip into the sunset together.

Of those who might go far, I really can only root for Kel and Ally (I've heard nothing but good things about her). But I don't think either have much of a chance at winning with these voters. Lauren has the best chances with the country vote, followed by Hannah and James.

" Christie dancing to Uptown Girl?"

Yes, I'd love to see Chris Christie dance the rumba to that tune.

[quote]Yes, I'd love to see Chris Christie dance the rumba to that tune.

L.A. would think it's having another earthquake.

Deadline:

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Showrunner Krista Vernoff Asks Bob Iger, ABC To Drop Sean Spicer From ‘Dancing With The Stars’

Sean Spicer will be the first to be elimated.

And if you've ever been elimated, you know just how painful it can be.

...and after Spicer is the first eliminated, Rump will be furiously tweeting about it and the injustice of it because that's what his priorities are. I'm sure he'll will also insult Tom Bergeron and maybe the judges too.

all this will do is trigger the right "The Liberal elite cannot even stand to have Sean on a fluff piece show like DWTS"

Shame on ABC for casting him, but now that they have we have to let him ride it out. If they take him off it only makes him a martyr for the right.

Somehow martyrdom and Dancing With the Stars seems...I don't know....incongruous?

Spicer will makes the finals.

R112 = Bristol Palin.

If Bobby Bones can win...........................................

If we had to have a Trump administration reject, I'd much rather have Omarosa, who is way more entertaining and interesting and is reality TV gold.

I thought Jennifer Love Hewitt was interested in doing the show for years, what happened?

When did Derek Hough get hot?

Tom Bergeron should have shut the fuck up. He should be grateful he has a job.

r117 as soon he started taking hot beef injections in the open.

I have always wanted to fuck both Derek Hough and Mark Ballas hard in the ass.

I've also had fantasies about Maksim dominating me and destroying my ass.

Curiously all three have left the show R120. They must have gotten word of your sick fantasy.

When will Florence Henderson be on? She's always in the damn audience.

It's nice to have lofty goals, r120.

Why all the faux outrage? Will anyone be watching this has been program after the first two weeks?

Fox's So You Think You Can Dance is still a braver show. This was their first week opening number. The imagery speaks for itself. ENOUGH.

[quote] When will Florence Henderson be on?

Wasn’t she already on?

I read that there are more Pros scheduled for the season than "stars", so perhaps a surprise "star" yet to be announced...

It’s a good show, a positive show.

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[quote]When will Florence Henderson be on? She's always in the damn audience.

She's already been on. Also, she's dead.

Worse: Sean Spicer or Kate Gosselin?

Speaking of Kate Gosselin, I miss Tony Dovolani. Why he was relegated to getting only dud partners I'll never understand...except for the one and only time he got that Bachelorette woman. Any chance Tony will ever be back? If not, he should write a behind the scenes book, I bet he knows some shit.

[quote] I miss Tony Dovolani.

Such a good-looking guy, and he seems sweet. He’s had to put up with some awful partners and did it with grace, never showing he wasn’t pleased. Well, with Kate Gosselin there was obvious tension, but who can blame him? It was Kate Gosselin after all.

[quote] I miss Tony Dovolani.

Such a good-looking guy, and he seems sweet. He’s had to put up with some awful partners and did it with grace, never showing he wasn’t pleased. Well, with Kate Gosselin there was obvious tension, but who can blame him? It was Kate Gosselin after all.

Derek got hot while you were too busy to notice.

You were too busy responding to the [italic] Yellow Skin Troll Threads.

R130, Didn't he get stuck with Wendy Williams?

Tony was always referred to as " a true professional and real gentleman."

I miss him on the show. He was very handsome and an extremely talented dancer ta!enter. And he was never, ever full of himself.

[quote] You were too busy responding to the Yellow Skin Troll Threads.

What are Yellow Skin Troll Threads?

Yep, poor Tony got Wendy too in his perpetual streak of bad partners.

Tony simply aged out of contention. He's got to be in his late forties. At lot of the pro women and men are gone that were very good. Karina, Anna, Tony, Louis Van Amstel, Edyta, even Maks and Peta. It's the Witney, Lindsay, Keo, Alan, Sasha and Emma show now. Even Artem was surprised to not be in this fall's cast announcement. Val is the old man of the group at this point and I guess gorgeous Cheryl is the old woman. They're both about 35.

Artem is deeply in love with that raven haired wrestling chick? Who knew he was really straight and not just pretend straight. I hope he gets over his manorexia.

R138 Peta is back this season. I'm hoping she actually puts some effort in unlike the last two times she was on when she openly half-assed it.

Corky Ballas, Mark’s dad, has been a pro for one of the oldsters (Cloris Leachman?). I don’t see why the others have been aged out. Mary Wilson, for example, could use an older partner.

It’s a good show, a positive show.

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Artem dated/lived with Carrie Ann Inaba. I always thought it was odd she got to "judge" him but then again Julianne got to "judge" her brother.

I wonder how many hours of TV Angela watches a day.

Tony, currently age 44, did a six week residency in Vegas last year with the Chippendale Dancers at the Rio. He was the celebrity guest host and choreographer. Yes, he wore the shirtless tuxedo. And yes indeed, he looked hotter that hot.

Who is Angela?

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I didn't even know that show was still on. I always hated Nigel.

Peta is a really crude chick. She had some really good plastic surgery but she still is not right. I think Maks is the most handsome dude in the world, but she's just nasty.

Corky Ballas was on once. For a ninety year old contestant. They've changed the show to skew younger quite a while ago. That's where all those Disney kids came from and gymnast. No more gymnasts please. Where are the hot football dudes this season though?? I love me some Witney with a hot ass brother. Cheryl works great with those football guys too. Emmett Smith attended her wedding to Joey Lawrence's brother!

Many of the dancer chose to leave when the show dumped their old house band, and brought in the kiddy dancers. It was no longer about traditional ballroom dancing. The dances became production numbers with so many people dancing together that you lost sight of the two contestants that were actually being judged. That's when I basically stopped watching.

R147 There's one NFL guy. Don't know his name as I don't follow the sport. I just read that one contestant was NFL.

It used to be that there were always two or three "stars" I'd never heard of. Nowadays it's the other way around and I only know two or three of them. The rest I have to google.

The NFLer is Ray Lewus, the thug who got away with murder because he was a football star. No, all is forgiven and he gets to be on the show with Spicer who told harmful lies.

Angela. Does she watch German TV and tweet about celebrities?

We also get sex fiend Lamar Odem, who cheated on Khloe. Wonderful character displayed by ABC this year, but Lamar and Ray are not criticized because it would be racist.

R151 No. But I love it when she does her washing machine dance.

The “adjacent” guy to Angela Merkel’s right at R151 is gorgeous! Pity she had to stand by a pig to her left.

R154 And see which one she's paying attention to. He's a pussy magnet.

Jeez Dancing With The Stars...if you are indicted, your invited.

This thread already has over 150 replies and the season has yet to start. Getting controversial “stars” has at least generated discussion. Last time there wasn’t nearly this much activity before the season started.

Everyone flipped out when Tonya Harding was cast a couple of seasons ago (threatening to boycott the show, insisting she be dropped) and then those same people fell in love with her. Maybe the same will happen with Sean.

R150, He only got off because he agreed to testify against his two accomplices the evening of the fatal stabbings in Atlanta in 2000.

Tonya only brought damage to Kerrigan's knee, r158. Spicer contributed damage to an entire nation.

“Everyone flipped out when Tonya Harding was cast a couple of seasons ago”

By “everyone” you mean the handful of creepy cat ladies and lonely old homos who obsess over ice skaters.

R152, Has Lamar addressed his chronic halitosis? An episode of KUWTK was devoted to it.

[quote]Spicer contributed damage to an entire nation.

I remember reading that Robert Wagner wanted to be on, but ABC didn't want to risk having an 80 year old man on the show, yet they've had several women on close to 80.

Melanie Griffith wanted to be on years ago too. She even showed up (along with Jamie Lee Curtis) to support someone who was competing. Forget who.

Marilu Henner campaigned to be on for years until they finally relented and cast her.

The should do a soap edition of DWTS, like the year they did a sports edition. Victor Newman and Sonny Corinthos dance off would be a ratings bonanza.

R166 And now Marilu Henner is a Hallmark diva starring in a bunch of movies with another DWTS contestant Candace Cameron Bure. The years of groveling worked out well for her.

They should call it Dancing With The Fucking Creeps.

Lots of backlash over Spicer but the show is ridiculous and has been for a long time now so the outrage seems OTT. It will be fun to watch him fall on his fat ass. And the judges criticism will be all the more entertaining because it will trigger flashbacks to when he worked for Fuckface.

They should have Spicer drag a mini fridge across the stage in one his dances for old times sake.

[quote] remember reading that Robert Wagner wanted to be on, but ABC didn't want to risk having an 80 year old man on the show

And a murderer at that.

The audience for Sean Spicer’s shows will be bigger than any other previous DWTS audiences! Bigly!

It’s a good show, a positive show.

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I know what seven of those words mean.

I bet they're going to try super hard to get Lori Loughlin in a future season now after her court appearances are done. I think she'd agree this time for redemption.

[quote]I bet they're going to try super hard to get Lori Loughlin in a future season now after her court appearances are done. I think she'd agree this time for redemption.

When did this happen? Do you mean Felicity?

Dancing with the Tsars.

Derek shirtless.

Almost no one "chooses to leave" DWTS. They're booted out.

Exceptions may have been Julianne, thinking she'd be the next big movie star; Derek, with a better offer to judge something; and Maks, having a narcissistic meltdown.

The rest, lucky as dancers to be on this show - as good as you can do in a very fragile career.

Re: Tony - he got all the larger women (taller) because the rest of the male dancers were all tiny. Wendy said "poor Tony got me because no one else could lift me."

When does SNL's new season start? They need to be negotiating with Melissa McCarthy right now to be on the season opener to drag Spicer in every way possible.

It’s a good show, a positive show.

It’s a good show, a positive show.

It’s a good show, a positive show.

It’s a good show, a positive show.

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Elder gays in Boston will remember Tom Bergeron as the guy who would appear "live" every evening at 7:30 in a tux to announce the winning lottery number.

I bet Christie Brinkley agreed to do it on the condition that one of her much less attractive daughters gets to be on a subsequent season.

Christie relies on that manic smile to look youthful (albeit crazy) in still photos. I’m curious to see what she actually looks like without the grimace.

Agree about Christie's manic smile and also crazy eyes imo.

I bet Christie finds a way to plug her skincare line too.

Years ago in the early seasons Josie Maran was on and trying to plug her skincare line and Tom Bergeron cut her right off with a snarky remark, lol.

I haven't watched since the Jennifer Grey season. I guess they'll cast OJ Simpson next season. Bleh.

Derek left to do World of Dance ( a much better show), where people actually dance. He also gets to dance with two younger gays and a girl.

Kate Flannery from The Office is good friends with Eve Plumb. Wonder if we will see Eve in the audience supporting her thus leading to Eve being interested in doing the show next season.

Flo (RIP) and Maureen have already done the show. Bradys still possibilities are Eve, Chris, Barry, Susan and Mike. They should have Eve and Chris do the same season and compete against each other, I feel like Chris would be game for it anyway. Susan and Mike may not be visually appealing enough at this juncture in their lives to do it (I'm trying to be nice...) but Susan could bring the deplorable aspect the show appears to be courting. Barry looks ok, he could still be an option.

I'd love to see whoever played Samantha and Darren do DWTS. They must be very old now. Whatever happened to Liz Montgomery? I bet the bitch still looks good.

Wrong thread. Sorry.

Liz died at 62 in 1995 of colon cancer. Dick York died of emphysema in ‘92 at age 63 – had smoked 3 packs of cigarettes a day. Dick Sargent died at 64 in ‘94 of prostate cancer.

For some reason a post appeared on two different threads. Then disappeared.

Live voting and they shitcanned the dancing troupe who danced the opening and when they came back from commercials.

Shitty change. Things just got more promising for Sean Spicer.

Think I’ll sit this one out.

There are three reasons to sit it out, Spicer, the black Queer Eye guy who thinks a man who lied to the world and is currently working to re-elect a racist is swell, and the football player involved with a murder.

The Queer Eye guy is a Trumpster?

Hope Sean Spicer wins and puts this sham to rest. After Bones, the show has lost any credibility.

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I don't think so, but he is sympathetic of them like many in the media.

[quote]The Queer Eye guy is a Trumpster?

It's about Spicer.

Spicer probably has more fans than Karamo. I’d laugh if Spicer lasts longer on the show.

Tom Bergeron doesn't seem happy with the casting, as he wanted to stay away from politics this season.

That tweet is old news

According to Yahoo these allegedly are the pairings:

Kate Flannery and Sasha Farber

Ray Lewis and Cheryl Burke

Kel Mitchell and Witney Carson

Lamar Odom and Emma Slater

Sean Spicer and Lindsay Arnold

James Van Der Beek and Peta Murgatroyd

Mary Wilson and Keo Motsepe

Lauren Alaina and Gleb Savchenko

Christie Brinkley and Val Chmerkovskiy

Ally Brooke and Brandon Armstrong

Hannah Brown and Alan Bersten

Karamo Brown and Jenna Johnson

Poor Keo

Heavens to Murgatroyd! Cheryl and Val are back! I’m still not going to watch the show but it’s nice to know that those two are gainfully employed.

Sasha Fierce is BACK!

Keo and Sasha have the worst of the women and will be early exits.

Cheryl Burke and Keo are both gorgeous. Val is the new Derek in terms of creativity and he's younger than people think. Witney is a lot of fun, young and dumb. But hot and married now. She is a bombshell when she needs to be. Alan Bernstein is not sexy at all, but he's young and fake sincere - so he and Hannah should go far. Emma is a crowd favorite and so wholesome. She gets the Kardashian crackhead with brain damage and kidney failure. I'll bet Lamar is one athlete who can't dance.

The average trump supporter doesn't even know who Sean Spicer is - he won't go far. Christie Brinkley is going to reveal her body's real age in a hurry. No matter her face. She's put together with chicken wire and glue. Sorry Val.

WEHT Louis Amstel? He was a cute and fiery pocket gay that I could get behind.

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If Trump/conservatives promote him enough on social media, Spicer will go far like Bristol Palin.

But Lauren Alaina will get the cuntry conservative vote and I have her pegged as the winner because of that.

He and Margaret Cho did a gay pride Samba and were thrown off and I don't think he has been back since. Never understand why these people sign up but are on tour or have another job and can't give their all for the show.

LIndsay Arnold gets her first mirror ball.

Why did they give Spicer one of their few female pros who is taller than he is?

Maybe it's to do with the fact that she's the nicest one they have? Not sure why that makes sense - maybe the Repigs, who make up most of their audience, would be butthurt if the pro wasn't a suck-up to one of their heroes.

She's also a Mormon from Utah - or maybe I'm mixing him up with Mike (and Mother).

Maybe she is the only one who would dance with him.

I wanna dance with the Beek, PETA is so lucky!

Does Spicer have a family or friends who will cheer him on in the audience? Will his Favorite Year be the one when he got to lie for Trump? Is the song he’s always wanted to dance to “Tomorrow Belongs to Me”? So many questions.

When does it start?

Monday the 16th

Thank you, R221.

[quote] Does Spicer have a family or friends who will cheer him on in the audience?

"On November 13, 2004, Spicer married Rebecca Miller, at the time a television producer, at St. Alban's Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C. Spicer and his wife live in Alexandria, Virginia. They have two children. His wife is senior vice president, communications and public affairs, for the National Beer Wholesalers Association. He is Roman Catholic."

I don't know why I almost have a soft spot for this moron. I guess there are so many more evil people in this admin and the R's in Congress like Turtle and Miss Lindsey Turncoat etc... He seems relatively harmless and too dumb to really have known what he had got himself into until... well, anyway, his flummoxed stuttering may have softened my heart. At least he didn't fuck us over with the arrogant cynical lying and faux compassion that some of them do, a la Paul Ryan and his ilk.

Spicer with this constant shit eating grin laughing all the way to the bank, screw him, hope he trips down the stairs and falls flat on his face on live tv while Tom Bergeron says something snarky.

Since they fired the troupe who does the big opening and dances when back from commercials, maybe they can get Bobby Bones who ABC has bent over backwards trying to make a star...American Idol...hello? do the dances.

Last year's winning pro Sharna was not asked back. Ouch.

We'll he'll be back for the premiere....

"At least he didn't fuck us over with the arrogant cynical lying"

Are you really young? Are you not American? It's strange that you aren't aware of Sean Spicer's lies on behalf of the President. Have you been asleep?

Here's a 2:32 clip that summarizes his reputation as a liar but all you have to do is search YT for "Spicer lies" to find plenty more video clips that document his many, many arrogant, cynical lies.

Why punish Sharna? She did her best for her partner, and was her wonderful direct, fun and charming self. So talented and sexy in a homegirl kind of way. It's not her fault that Americans are morons and let that puke Bobby Bones win. Even Dolly Parton did a taped piece supporting him. Don't fuck with country music fans or Dee Plorable. It was shocking that someone that inadequate managed to win the show though. Sharna got pretty defensive about it on social media. As in tweeting FUCK OFF.

So Sharna wins a tarnished mirror ball. Her first. She still deserves to be back. I understand why Artem was cut. He never got far with any of his partners, partially because they gave him crippled old fat people, but just as much because HE never connected with the public. All of Derek's wins show us that folks at home vote as much for the pro as the celebrity. Or they vote against a pro. I guess Russian men aren't in style right now. But Artem is in LOVE with that gorgeous wrestling chick, one of the Bellas. She can pay the bills and get him to eat something. He was manorexic.

Anyway, they promise changes to the voting system this year to stop people from voting from all their cousin's trailers. The judges will have more control. As they do on So You Think You Can Dance.

Sharna is choreographing for So You Think You Can Dance? You know, legit dancers.

The biggest demographic for this show is older white female conservative women. That's why the likes of Bristol Palin and Candace Cameron Bure got into the finals.

You never noticed how much of a cross over there is between DWTS and the Hallmark Channel? Cameron Mathison, Rick Fox, Priscilla Presley, Nancy Grace, Chelsea Kane, Jack Wagner, Kellie Pickler, Valerie Harper, Christina Milian, Danica McKellar, Candace Cameron Bure, Jonathan Bennett, Alexa Penavega, Carlos Penavega, Jodie Sweetin, Marilu Henner, Jana Kramer, Debbie Gibson, John Schneider etc.

It's also why any political person they've had on the show has been a conservative such as Rick Perry, Tucker Carlson and now Sean Spicer.

ABC knows what side their bread is buttered on.

R228 One of the reasons Sharna was let go was for budgetary reasons. Sharna was the highest paid female pro. It's also why they fired the troupe.

"At least he didn't fuck us over with the arrogant cynical lying"

Yeah - I screwed up what I was trying to say. Spicer fumbled and bumbled, doing what he was told... Paul Ryan wants to screw over poor people as a matter of his fucked up, arrogant, cruel ideology and he smoothly, arrogantly cynically pretends he's a good guy trying to save America. That's how I saw it. Certainly Spicer didn't manage it "smoothly" which I meant to stick in there and forgot.

Maybe Spicer's not the bumbling idiot he seems to me to be, and he's just as calculated and ideologically pro-rich anti-poor as the rest of the scumbags but I was under the impression he wasn't as bad. In any case, never mind. Maybe he'll break his neck and we can enjoy watching him writhe and die on the dance floor. Suits me.

Oh and they didn't have a troupe from 2004 till 2011 - so the regular partnered pros did the opening number and nobody danced us in from the commercials. Though as pros are kicked off, they can do the honors.

R231 I was never a fan of the troupe because certain pairs would rely too much on having a half dozen dancers dancing around them to distract from the fact the celeb wasn't that good of a singer. Or just to make the dance "bigger" than those of their competitors.

I prefer two people dancing on the stage. That's it. It shouldn't be like a Beyonce concert where there's a cast of thousands.

The troupe is where some of these pros started on the show. So I am sad to see it go because I liked discovering these different talented dancers.

Tony winner Kiril Kulish dancing in the troupe.

Who was that Irish lad dancer that was on like 7 years ago. He was paired with Nancy Grace.

Tristan. He went crawling back to the UK I believe.

Tristan MacManus. The show always gave him the worst partners (such as Nancy Grace}, before finally giving him the heave-ho.

Tristan was also partnered with Valerie Harper.

The stellar partners:

14 Gladys Knight 8th 15 Pamela Anderson 13th 16 Dorothy Hamill 12th 17 Valerie Harper 10th

Derek's partners during the same seasons:

14 Maria Menounos 4th 15 Shawn Johnson 2nd 16 Kellie Pickler 1st 17 Amber Riley 1st

Tristan was on the UK show (Strictly) 2014-2015. Didn't do that well. But he did become a judge on the latest version of the Australian DWTS, earlier this year. He did ok at that. Hope he'll be back. He's hot! He lives in Sydney with his wife and two kids, a 3 year old girl and a baby.

Oh and one of the other judges on the recent Aussie DWTS was Sharna Burgess. She's originally from Australia, as is Tristan's wife. Hope they'll be happy down under.

If anybody cares, you might be able to see the Aussie DWTS of 2019 at this link - I was able to watch it from the US. May have expired or something though.

Christie Brinkly out, broke her arm in a fall, daughter Sailor Brinkley-Cook steps in.

This program is the modern day Lawrence Welk show.

I smell premeditated stunt with this whole Christie Brinkley/Daughter swap. Christie wants her very own Kaia Gerber and "cooked" this up to get her daughter in the spotlight.

Why even bother having. or watching, this show this season?

Sooooooo xcited.

its my fave show in all the world !!!!

love watchin the assholes stumble and fuk up.....

Christie is the star draw of this upcoming season. If the daughter has no charisma, this show is fucked.

Christie will no doubt be at every show, arm in a sling, cheering on her daughter. That probably won't be enough to save the ratings, though.

Well, we still have the murder suspect Ray Lewis or whatever his name is - and the Kardashian family weirdo Lamar Odom.

I think Lawrence Welk would have had more decency than this show has ever had, btw.

Maybe next year they can book O J Simpson, Roman Polanski, and Casey Anthony.

And Robert Blake, R251, although he will be turning 86 in a couple of days.

Well this sucks. From day one I've always said I wished Christie Brinkley would do this show and when she finally does in season 28 the bitch breaks her arm the day of the premiere and drops out. I guess James Van Der Beek will be my fave this season then.

yea I loooooove James, rooting for him shot ass and hung cock....lets get that fat fuk Christie booted ooff first!

poor Christie Brinkley, good face work, but she is an old lady....like Charo

Also she sux at dancing,,,,,uh huh.....

Christie should have listened to Sally.

The producers must be freaking out. Absolutely none of these people are going to pull in a loyal audience week after week:

Brinkley Daughter, Kate Flannery, Lauren Alaina, Ally Brooke, Hannah Brown, Mary Wilson, Sean Spicer, James Van Der Beek, Lamar Odom, Ray Lewis, Kel Mitchell, Karamo

The biggest name is Van Der Beek and he hasn't hasn't made a blip in pop culture since Dawson's Creek which ended in 2003.

When did Karamo start going by one name? As if.

R258 is obviously unaware that James Van Der Beek was in ABC's Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23 (in which his character performed on DWTS) and Ryan Murphy's Pose on FX.

DWTS is all redneck, all-Trumpsters, and teen girls. Look for Lauren Alaina to pull in all of the country vote ( not as many as the fraud Bobby Bones) and Sean Spicer to pull in the deplorables ( especially if their god tweets). Don't get your hopes up for anyone else.

R260 Yes, the bulk of the audience for DWTS is older white conservative women and, that being the case, why do you care so much about the show or who wins? After all, it's obviously not for you.

R 261, and what business is it of yours as to the reason for my post?

[quote] Tristan was also partnered with Valerie Harper.

Did she finally die?

Do yourself a favor and watch the finale of So You Think You Can Dance instead tonight. This little 5 ft tall B-Boy is going to win. He'll be the first and he'll deserve it. He's been excellent in everything. I'm rooting for his more classically trained partner - Mariah. It's been a really good season. Tristan and Emma, Sharna and Gleb have guest choreographed there too!

Go one Bailey and Mariah. It's a lot more fun to see young talent discovered. SYTYCD is by far the better show.

How do you think the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

There are no more yellowbone dancers on stage.

[quote]I smell premeditated stunt with this whole Christie Brinkley/Daughter swap. Christie wants her very own Kaia Gerber and "cooked" this up to get her daughter in the spotlight.

You're an idiot.

[quote] There are no more yellowbone dancers on stage.

Were there ever any?

Yes.

The typical Frau viewers are walking away from the show sinced they changed the format. Ratings were down, that's why they were essentially cancelled in Spring, and attempted to regroup and recover the old fan base. Never underestimate the influence of #FrauPower.

[quote] Were there ever any? Yes.

Does Cheryl Burke count?

[quote]The typical Frau viewers are walking away from the show sinced they changed the format. Ratings were down, that's why they were essentially cancelled in Spring, and attempted to regroup and recover the old fan base. Never underestimate the influence of #FrauPower.

No, they skipped the Spring edition because they got tremendous blow back that the no talent personality free Bobby Bones won because of the country calling block. That's why they have given more power to the judges this time. Their numbers will count more. In fact Bone's pro wasn't invited back because of the complaints.

Sharna had nothing to do with the travesty that was Bones' win. She did her job, as she always does.

True R274. But Sharna went OFF on social media when their win was criticized. She was very angry and used a lot of unacceptable language for a Disney show. She cost herself a job. Artem has already said that they are not just off for this season. They were informed they will never be asked back.

Spicer is already vomitous.

Hannah killed it!!!

Bah! Anyone can cha-cha for forty seconds!

I’m here to support James Van Der Beek and Karamo because he’s gay.

Hannah aka America’s Christian Whore can go fuck herself.

I wonder if Diana Ross will slip through the audience to stage-ringside when Mary Wilson steps onto the floor to begin dancing, and “accidentally “ trips her.

Jesus, do they have to have that revolting Bobby’s Bones sitting in camera range and mugging on so many shots?! I would think they would be trying to avoid him and his ruinous win like the plague!

BOBBY Bones, not Bobby’s Bones!

Why is Bobby Bones there? They should have denied him entry.

Brinkley looks a little Caitlyn Jennerish in the face. Same doctor?

Kate is very likable, and her partner is cute!

They lowballed Kate.

Lamar was atrocious.

Bring back Antonio Brown's fine ass and chest and smile and lips and dick. He's not busy.

So everybody was screaming about Spicer being cast. Now everybody's watching. So much for outrage.

Lamar was really Herman Munster bad and I wouldn't be surprised if he drops Peta at some point.

Seriously, as someone who’s watched the show from Season One (pathetic, I know!) ABC’s continued courting of Bobby Bones after that awful win and then giving him fhe opportunity to endorse this girl is so disheartening.

They are keeping the asshole for last.

Brinkley looks very hot still! Beautiful!

Christie’s “fall” was so dubious, looked like nothing at all, especially after her claims that the doctor said it was such a horrible break!

Maybe her bones are very weak.

She didn't even land with any weight on her arm. She would have broken her wrist if anything. Very hinky. I hope her daughter is the first to go, but of course it will be that creepy crackhead Odom.

R296 very well could be Mary Wilson.

Do you see how bad she is?! Ha!

She's fucking 65 years old, she clearly landed on her arm. Some of you are just creepy.

Just realized they fired the troupe but hired back the announcer they canned years ago.

When you get old, your bones get brittle. Haven’t you ever heard of a grandma who breaks a hip after slipping on a rug?

Take your god-damned Boniva!!

Sean killed it!

Worst. Show. Ever.

Ugh, I still find James hot as fuck. It’s a shame he’s such an asshole in real life.

Hate the new paddles

That costumer hates Spicer. They should have undone the seam in his pants so that when he did that finishing slide into the camera, his tiny porky penis popped out.

Sean Spicer will go to the finals just like Bristol Palin. He'll get the "fuck the left" votes. Just you watch.

Poor Van Der Beek... has his career really come to this!?

[quote]Sean Spicer will go to the finals just like Bristol Palin. He'll get the "fuck the left" votes. Just you watch.

I heard from a very reliable source that Spicer makes it to the finals.

[quote]Sean Spicer will go to the finals just like Bristol Palin. He'll get the "fuck the left" votes. Just you watch.

They changed the rules, the judges get to throw off the celeb, not the vote.

Oh shut up. So sick of these fake insiders on here 🙄

[quote]Just realized they fired the troupe but hired back the announcer they canned years ago.

So there's hope for me?

I pick The Beek for the win! 🕺🏆

If the deplorables want Spicer to stay, do you really think that ABC will let Bruno give Spicer the boot?

Deplorables pay their salaries.

R308 Do you work for Entertainment Weekly?

James Van Der Beek has the most beautiful blonde kids, and not surprised that he did well for a start. He had the highest score, Spicer had the lowest.

Lamar had the lowest

I missed Lamar dancing, what was his scores?

He got at least one three, R317. I'm surprised he didn't bring up his coma in order to get some sympathy votes. Maybe next week when the audience can finally vote he'll trot that out. I thought I saw one of the Jenner girls in the audience. Kylie?

Van Der Beek is in it to win it. He really wants that trophy.

Van Der Beek has some cute kids. He proved himself to be a moron on the $100,000 pyramid show though. Truly stupid and s l o w

[quote] Artem has already said that they are not just off for this season. They were informed they will never be asked back.

Why was Artem kicked off?

R321 He's never gone into detail. What I thought was implied is that he wanted to do some show with the Bella sisters (he's engaged to one of them) and I guess she thought he could use that to score a bigger payday and ABC was like "bye, bitch" and dropped him altogether.

Yeah R322. Artem and Nikki met on the show. I like Nikki Bella. She's kinda cool.

van der beek was fab, hot sexy as hell !!!!!

Hope he wins !!!

lamar is gross.....acts kinda druggy huh...

First 3 in all 28 seasons.

Spicer, Odem and Karamo should all be sent home, all terrible.

got that right, odem acts like he aint even there......o but the kardashians thought he was really sumthin huh.

Why should Karamo be sent home? Oh that's right. He's an openly gay man and DL hates those. They'd rather obsess over some straight guy they insist is gay instead.

I wondered if there’d ever been 3s scored before, R326 — thought maybe the judges scored Master P 3s in Season One as a penalty for not wearing proper shoes. Lamar was undeniably wretched, but I was shocked by the 3s!

Master P wasn't in season 1. He came later than that. But, yes, he did get some 3s.

I thought the judges were unnecessarily harsh with their scores last night. They'd rave about a dance then give out 5s. WTF?

[quote]Why should Karamo be sent home? Oh that's right. He's an openly gay man and DL hates those. They'd rather obsess over some straight guy they insist is gay instead.

Nope, not this time. Normally I say the same thing when gays here eat their own. This guy is just a creep.

R332 Ah. Yes. He's being dragged by the frothing at the mouth Twitter mob because he won't vilify a man he'd only just met. God forbid someone (especially a black man) not do and say exactly as his masters want.

It wouldn't exactly be "on brand" for him to act the way you want him to toward Sean when his whole job on Queer Eye is to get to know random people and make them feel good about themselves again.

Horseshit. Calling a man "good guy, really sweet guy." who is actively working to get Trump re-elected, a proven racist, bigot, homophobe, you can fill in the rest is destructive.

So if one of the remaining "stars" gets injured do they too get to pick their own replacement?

R334 sounds like she has Tourettes. Just spews out the buzz words as if anyone gives a fuck.

"FUCK! SHIT! CUNT! COCK! RUSSIA! BIRTHDAY CAKE!"

Is it still a good show, a positive show?

I'm wondering if, unlike the last two or three seasons, they'll actually tell us who came second and third instead of just having three couples standing there in the finale and naming the winner.

Some have said this might be the last season but I doubt that will be true considering they slashed the budget by firing and replacing everyone who works behind the camera right down to the make-up people which means they only have to pay first year wages instead of twenty-eighth year wages. Plus they obviously spent a fortune on the new set. Didn't they spend $5 million on a new set about ten years ago? I think that was the price tag.

I'm no fan of Sean Spicer, but every time I see him I remember an anecdote which I think was in Michael Wolff's book FIRE AND FURY. Apparently during his brief tenure working for Trump, there was a planned trip to Rome which included a private audience with the Pope. Spicer is evidently a devout Catholic and was thrilled by this, however, Trump saw to it that he was deliberately excluded from the group that met the Pope. Of course he took his Slovenian whore wife and slut daughter. And I remember that the Pope's reaction to Trump was less than warm.

Everything in that book was a lie and the author admitted it while promoting it.

I'm with Wendy. Brinkley did exactly THIS.

And Karamaro is cute as hell. You can't just go around shunning people if you want to be on that good and positive show.

Hmmm..

No R329, he should be sent home because he was awful. He came on like he was a pro with all the bravado and really fucked it up.

Good Question. If Karamo breaks his wrist, can his sister Trish take his place? If Spicer sprains an ankle, can his cousin Ray step in?

If Mary Wilson breaks a hip....will old friend Diane waltz on in?

Shame on Wendy for saying something that I was secretly thinking. But seriously, she could have held back given that Christie publicly supported her during difficult times.

Alan & Hannah "in love" yet? You know it's coming.

A while back, Jewel and Nancy O'Dell both had to drop out of the show due to injuries less than a week before the premiere.

I don't recall either of them being replaced by slim, telegenic offspring.

Rev up the conspiracy machine!

R348 they were replaced by another celeb. In Christie’s case, this happened the morning of the premiere.

I don't think there will be any show-mances during this new and improved season of DWTS, they've worn that out over the years. Faux-falls are the new buzz creator.

Every case is different. One other case of a relative replacing a contestant was Master P - I think it was his son who was supposed to do it but he dropped out.

When the celeb has a relative who sorta qualifies (and what qualifies as a celeb is already pretty weak - Chaz Bono anyone?) then why not?

It did not happen the morning of the premiere. Last Thursday dear. Did you see her choreographed "fall." Please.

It happened yesterday

They repeatedly said Christie had 3 weeks to learn the routine and her daughter only had 3 days, 3 days is not yesterday.

Master P’s son is a celebrity. He’s a rapper called Lil Romeo.

Is Brinkley’s daughter a celebrity? If so, I’ve never heard of her.

[quote]I'm with Wendy. Brinkley did exactly THIS.

You believe a gossip monger who has been having a very public nervous breakdown for the last six months. Saw a clip from her season premiere show yesterday and she was still crying and dabbing her tears with a Q-tip. Never saw a sane human do that before. She's jealous, she was on the show and thrown off third and never forgot it.

What are the chances Lorne Michaels has already reached out to Melissa McCarthy about the season opener next week and that the SNL wardrobe dept is working on a shiny, ruffled yellow shirt as we speak...

How was Chaz Bono a celebrity, R355?

I can't stand Hannah. She's such an attention whore. I noticed she's always waving her hands in the air when no one else is, she did it last night too. I'm rooting for Vander Beek, but I find it a little sad he's even on the show.

I know nothing about Chaz Bono and I don’t care to.

Why are you obsessed with the celebrity status of Chaz Bono? You seem unhinged.

Now that Spicer is out of the White House, SNL doesn’t care about him. Making fun of him now would be meaningless bullying.

Wendy Williams appeared on DWTS. A producer at the show may be whispering in her ear.

[quote]I'm rooting for Vander Beek, but I find it a little sad he's even on the show.

Why is it sad? No different than a celebrity doing a game show. It's just a competition and he is a working actor with five mouths to feed and will make a cool $300 grand doing something he loves. Plus lots of actors got good work from being on the show.

Rumer Willis got to star in Chicago after winning Dancing With The Stars and Gladys Knight revived her singing career, because she gave a magnificent performance of her old standby on the show. That cute Jordan gay boy went on to Broadway. Lots of success is possible beyond the morning show appearances for a talented winner. Some sexy ass dude was in Mamma Mia II too.

That said this shitty show is faker than ever and I am too OLD to watch it now. Christie Brinkley clearly had a broken ego. She's a lousy dancer and one of the world's stupidest people. Show me the X-Rays bitch. I don't believe her.

Which Jordan went on to Broadway?

Jordan Fisher had already done "Hamilton", after DWTS he did "RENT Live". Joey Lawrence & Melissa Joan Hart got six seasons of "Melissa & Joey", Alfonso Ribeiro got "America's Funniest Videos", Donny and Marie got a Vegas residency, Brooke Burke-Charvet & Erin Andrews went on to co-host the show.

[quote]Christie Brinkley clearly had a broken ego.

She has appeared in "Chicago" in London, Las Vegas and Broadway twice, the last time just this April. She broke her arm. Who gives a fuck if you believe her or not? Stupid she ain't.

Listen nutjob R366. Christie Brinkley is monumentally stupid. I happen to know. Just because she's a democrat doesn't mean she doesn't lie for a living. That woman is talentless. And she looks a freak at this point too. Why did DWTS let Christie hog the spotlight while her horse received the judges feedback?

I'm ready to replace the next celebrity who gets injured!

Sailor has no personality, no charm and no charisma, and apparently little talent. Momma connived to push her onto central stage to try to jump- start an entertainment career. Sailor will fade away quickly once she is evicted from the show.

Sailor needs to focus her talents on ensnaring a fairly wealthy man in the Hamptons. Unlike her half sister Alexis, she doesn't get any of the Billy Joel money.

The Beek could take it.

And Val is the very best pro they ever had on the show, actually better than his brother.

Maks was never the best dancer, just gorgeous like some Disney drawing of a vain stallion. Val is good.

How funny that when Christie needed a replacement she ignored her homely daughter—the one she had with Billy Troll—and chose her pretty daughter.

Does Christie even still acknowledge that the ugly one is her daughter?

Neigh

Harvey Levin on TMZ today thought Sean Spicer "brought it".

[quote]Christie Brinkley is monumentally stupid. I happen to know.

Maybe we should add Wendy Williams to the celebrities who visit here.

Can I just say Van Der Beek's ass looked mighty fine and beefy during that tango?

Sometimes the audience would vote off the best dancer early, so now that the judges count more if that happens to him they will save him.

[quote]Harvey Levin on TMZ today thought Sean Spicer "brought it".

He should have left it at home.

Christie Brinkley was on The Talk today...I don't watch it but am curious as to what she spun...it's a safe place for her to go what with Carrie Ana Inaba on the panel....I wonder if she cried over what Wendy Williams said...I'll have to look for clips on YT later.

She was a blubbering mess Monday night. I worried about her mental health.

Not enough to watch The Talk though. Was she ok? She seems to be on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

A clip

She looks like Tweety Bird now.

She looks incredible. She’s sixty freakin five!

She looks a freak and she's world class stupid. One of the favorite embarrassments of the Hamptons. Everyone has good jokes about how stupid Christie Brinkley is.

Wow, someone actually has the time in their life to hate Christie Brinkley.

I didn't realize she was so shook up by Wendy accusing her of faking it - I guess that's why she was so upset?

Wendy is getting to Roseanne levels. This is the craziest damned country lately.

She's shook up because it's true. She's lying. Brinkley fell on her ass not her arm. And it was choreographed. Any other time Dancing With The Stars would have had A REAL DOCTOR confirm the injury. ON CAMERA. They've had to do it many times before. And why would Brinkley's unknown daughter be put on to replace her? They could have cast someone better known, even at the last minute. A lot of demi celebs try very hard to get on this crapfest. This ain't legit. Christie cries like she's on the witness stand in one of her many divorce cases. Oh, he hurt me. Bitch is still getting paid to do nothing but change her dress. She can't change that joker face.

I’ll laugh if the Brinkley Daughter wins this season.

I forgot this shitshow was still on. So Brinkley fell and supposedly broke her arm but everyone is calling bullshit because she's just a terrible dancer and would've been voted off first? That about right?

Not everyone, just some very lonely people here.

R389 I think it's more like she wanted to get her daughter on the show, and this was way to do it. Pretend to break arm, be forced to drop out, then call in daughter as emergency replacement. Voila!

r324, huh? I thought he was gross. I was trying to like him for the sake he was one of the only few celebrities on the show, and he was just fug to the max. Not sexy ugly either.

r358, Chasity did celebrity fit club and was also on her parents show as a child.

ide eat van der beek's hairy asshole out so fast it would make that dyke judges head whip plum off!

True, Christy's way of getting her daughter on the show,,,

shady.

Does DWTS have to pay for the music they use? If so, maybe Christie leveraged the Uptown Girl song ...got Billy Joel to give them a good deal or freebie...in exchange for a a little mishap/switcheroo....

Christie has definitely has tried to push the daughter in modeling, but I doubt she faked breaking her arm. She's a huge attention whore, so I don't think she'd willingly give up the spotlight even for her daughter. I wonder why some nepotism works for some, Kendall, the Hadids and Kaia Gerber, but not for others like Sailor.

Because Sailor is a horse?

I demand proof! I want to see the XRay and I want her doctor to swear on a stack of bibles that Christie is telling the truth!

How much can Uptown Girl cost? I’m surprised BJ isn’t paying the show to play that garbage.

She showed the X-rays on The Talk, before and after the metal plate was put in.

Oh for heaven's sake. Who cares? There's a guy on there who probably stabbed somebody to death - and the Kartrashian Lamar Odom - and that Republican ogre Sean Spicer...

Sailer Moon or whoever she is - WTF does it matter that she got there through shenanigans. Hell, this show is all shenanigans. If Christie pulled this stunt, ABC probably put her up to it to get the publicity.

Christie can't even fall convincingly. She was more worried about puncturing her butt implants than breaking an arm.

R401 is calling Shenanigans!

Who will be eliminated?

I hope Lamar

They need to do a triple elimination: Sean/Lamar/Mary Wilson. BOOM. They keep blathering on about making changes, there's a fruitful change for ya.

I wish Erin Andrews would go home.

James just killed it again.

Sailor is beautiful!

Does Christie acknowledge her other daughter?

The judges are all in bitch mode tonight. James deserved higher scores as did Sailor.

The judges are doing the most. Why did Len even come back? That season a few years ago where he was absent was the best.

Oh, my arm hurts. Can my daughter go on instead? She's been practicing with Val all summer.

Is it wrong that I hope the former WH Easter Bunny trips and falls on his face?

Len is overdoing it. He’s being an old asshole.

How do you think the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

Clearly Mary has it in her contract the judges aren't allowed to harshly criticize her.

Mary is hysterical lmao.

Gleb is so hot

Mary invented losing.

It was hysterical when Len said straighten your legs Mary thought he said to spread her legs lmao

Gleb

I love Gleb

I predict no sympathy votes for Lamar or pity from the judges.

Hannah got the highest score of the night!

Ugh, I think Hannah and her dance classes since 3 is going to win the whole thing. Can she go away after this show is ends?

Hannah always scores. 4 times in the windmill!

When’s the elimination?

Is Hannah gonna fuck her partner, in the name of Jesus?

Lamar and Spicer safe, that's some bullshit.

Mary will probably be the first to go. Diana got her fans to NOT vote

Lamar and Sean safe?! WTF?!?!

Where did they find so many black men with no rhythm? Kel, Lamar, Karamo

[quote]Len is overdoing it. He’s being an old asshole.

No he's not, he's going back to the spirit of the show , where he wants proper dances and non of the silly thirty seconds of stalling with props and such. And he wants to make sure last year doesn't happen again.

Len is annoying. Get rid of his old ass.

Who was shit canned?

Mary Wilson was

Lol.

Mary asked the viewers to vote, Diana was like HELL NO!

WTF with Lamar straight up lying about not doing drugs when he was on that killer binge in the Vegas whore house? It's not a rumor. He was on a crack and sex binge for days. It was fully documented even by the dumb ass Kartrashians, not to mention all the prostitutes who sold their stories. He was on fucking dialysis and expected to die. Multiple strokes and cardiac arrest. DWTS is a shameful, stupid lying ASS ABC DISNEY show. Christie Brinkley doesn't have no broken arm either. He daughter looks like Katya, the drag queen, except Katya can dance.

mary deserved to stay, not that creep lamar or fuktard sean spicer. gak

Gelb

I love Gleb. He’s so hot.

Len Goodman is gwate, weewy, weewy gwate!

Lamar looks like he's still drugged up, he doesn't dance, he looks bored as hell...get rid of him

kick ass wipe lamar's no personality ass to the curb.....bummer mary sent and not s spicer doooshbag

Bobby Bones and Nikki Glaser?!

Who??

The Beek is still amazing with his dance moves.

Ray Lewis out of the competition, "old injury" flared up.

How do you think the white pro male dancer with the yellow skin will do tonight?

I love that yellowbone boy booty. But he's not on tonight.

Gleb is so hot

Gleb

[quote] I love that yellowbone boy booty

Who?

Gleb had one of the hottest dances ever on this show a few seasons ago with Jana

Can we send that runt Spicer home already.

Tom Bergeron's suit looks too small or tight.

Bachelorette girl is a little too pleased with herself.

Ray doesn't have a son looking to break into the business ready to step in??

R456 they should let Mary come back if anything.

Hannah is in love with herself.

Turned it on foir a second during a commercial and the Queer Eye guy was literally clod hopping around. Horrible.

Gleb 😍😍😍

Why are they going on about Selena but instead of showing Selena they’re showing J Lo as Selena?

Did Tom just say Leah Remini is coming back for something?

Leah Remini is going to guest judge next week, what an unusual choice...

I did like when she filled in for Erin Andrews. Perhaps they should re-think their plan, maybe give Erin the week off, have Leah guest host and bring in Kim WhoMarriedRichGuyFromSharkTank to guest judge.

Everyone seems to love Leah Remini. She pops up all over the place. Good for her.

That’s my bitch.

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Kate’s partner partner Pasha is adorable, and one of his most appealing traits is that unlike the annoying Sasha Fierce, he isn’t constantly mugging and pulling focus.

Spicer is having the time of his life!

Spicer will make the finals and might just win.

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The jive that Sasha Fierce and that pop singer did to “Proud Mary” was a pale imitation of the one done a few seasons ago by Mark Ballas and Paige Van Zant. Nowhere near as impressive, and sad that the show is recycling so blatantly.

They showed Scott Baio as one of Sean’s friends.