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Guaranteed Pissy Queen Freakout: pee in pools

If you swim in pools you swim in pee. That's just life.

"A study at the University of Alberta, in fact, concluded that an Olympic-sized swimming pool was likely to contain about 225 liters of urine.

Which sounds like, to quote another of Sandler’s films, a shitload of piss. But, in a swimming pool, is it? The urine content of even the most urine-heavy of pools is, percentage-wise, minute. Those 225 liters of aforementioned urine are surrounded by enough water that the actual piss mass is less than one thousandth of one percent of the pool volume, meaning any pee-seeking dye would have its work cut out for it."

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by Anonymousreply 2August 20, 2019 9:57 AM

When someone takes a shit in our local pool, they close it, describing the incident as a "fecal contamination." It happens

by Anonymousreply 1August 20, 2019 9:52 AM

Doodie!

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by Anonymousreply 2August 20, 2019 9:57 AM
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