I once caught a dog trying to steal my neighbor's paper. I yelled at him and to my surprise he dropped the paper and ran away.
Tattletales and Heroes, have you ever stopped a crime? Fashion crimes accepted.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 20, 2019 5:10 AM |
I think I saw that very scenario in a Marmaduke comic!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 20, 2019 4:09 AM |
OP’s simpering anecdote may provide a veneer of wholesomeness, but we can see right through it.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 20, 2019 4:17 AM |
Do you suppose OP meant to say “fashion crimes excepted?” I do.
Can’t blame spellchecker for that one.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 20, 2019 4:19 AM |
I tried to stop a fashion crime by keep mother inside but she was determined to get out and trollop around the neighborhood.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 20, 2019 4:26 AM |
I accept "accepted". And I told my fashionable sister, who, in a rare 80s dither, was considering buying a suede jacket with a long fringe, that it would a fashion crime -- and she was STOPPED.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 20, 2019 4:29 AM |
-6.8/10
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 20, 2019 4:55 AM |
No I meant accepted R3. You boring asshole.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 20, 2019 5:10 AM |