Me and my Husbear, Rickey, are going to see my man at Barclays Center on Friday and Saturday! He surprised me with FRONT ROW tix, he knows I’m a super Stan Fangirl, I almost fainted!!! Sqee!! I’m so excited!! My hubby gave me a “hall pass” and if Shawn spots me in the audience and tells security to let me backstage I can be all his for one night! I went to Macy’s for concert clothes and got the cutest new CK Pride jocks, but I can’t decide which color to wear!? Help me, I don’t want to disappoint Shawn. I need advice to get Shawny Bear’s attention!!!
My Lil Mr. Shawny Mendes in Concert in Brooklyn!!!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 20, 2019 5:57 AM |
Are you going to compare your puny cocklets?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 20, 2019 3:48 AM |
R1 Mr. Shawn is plenty endowed in the penis department, as shown in his gorgeous Calvin Klein ads and I am myself too, not to brag. Thank you very much, Mr. Man! You’re lucky this is an anonymous board or my hubby would knock you silly!
Oh and guys! I almost forgot I need two colors: one for Friday and one for Saturday!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 20, 2019 3:53 AM |
Are brick shithouse rednecks with beer guts going to piss on you until you're actually funny?
Is there enough beer in the universe?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 20, 2019 3:59 AM |
Heads up, OP.....my ex lover Zac Stenmark will be at the show. Sorry honey, I'll be busy!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 20, 2019 5:57 AM |