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British tourist fighting for his life after fucking his girlfriend on a balcony that then collapsed

"There was a balcony collapse during the love making," said an investigating source.

"Large fragments of the stone balcony surrounded the couple after the fall.

"The couple were making love in open view, and then the balcony gave way, meaning they dropped around 3.5 meters (11.48 feet)."

The source added it is thought that the woman may have been cushioned by her lover following the fall in Le Cannet, which is extremely popular with British tourists during the summer months.

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by Anonymousreply 19August 20, 2019 5:12 AM

Holiday Balcony Sex Plunge Shock Horror!

by Anonymousreply 1August 19, 2019 9:51 PM

No Happy Ending for YOU! -- Fuck Nazi

by Anonymousreply 2August 19, 2019 10:15 PM

They really fell head over heels for each other.

by Anonymousreply 3August 19, 2019 10:15 PM

God hates breeders.

by Anonymousreply 4August 19, 2019 10:21 PM

He's fighting for his life over a 3 meter fall?

by Anonymousreply 5August 19, 2019 10:24 PM

If he wasn’t cut before he sure is now.

by Anonymousreply 6August 19, 2019 10:30 PM

"mid-day romp"!!

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by Anonymousreply 7August 19, 2019 10:38 PM

What's on his iPad?

"I Feel The Earth Move (Under My Feet)" -- Carole King

by Anonymousreply 8August 19, 2019 10:41 PM

"Could it Be I'm Falling in Love?" -- The Spinners

by Anonymousreply 9August 19, 2019 10:55 PM

Why do people feel the need to fuck in public?

by Anonymousreply 10August 19, 2019 11:29 PM

The moral of the story is:

God don't like ugly.

The End.

by Anonymousreply 11August 19, 2019 11:36 PM

Are there photos of him somewhere R11?

by Anonymousreply 12August 19, 2019 11:38 PM

Verificatia?

by Anonymousreply 13August 19, 2019 11:40 PM

Sounds like he “cushioned” her in the fall and a bunch of concrete as well. They will be raising toasts of Watney’s Red Barrel to this poor couple tonight in the bars.

by Anonymousreply 14August 19, 2019 11:42 PM

Let the grown ups talk, R12.

by Anonymousreply 15August 19, 2019 11:43 PM

The inherent danger of straight sex.

by Anonymousreply 16August 19, 2019 11:44 PM

If it weren't for people fucking on balconies, the human race would die out.

by Anonymousreply 17August 20, 2019 5:06 AM

That’s a shame. ™

by Anonymousreply 18August 20, 2019 5:09 AM

And now for something completely different...

by Anonymousreply 19August 20, 2019 5:12 AM
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