This year's fad: fried chicken drumstick pants

So are they a knit Jodhpur for low-class trash? They are quite unattractive, and looks like they would hide the thigh-gap that is so important.

They look like they might be knit, but the picture isn't high-res enough to tell.

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South Africa is known for it's fashion trendsetting.

Not only does it hide being a fatty, it makes slim people look like fatties AND makes you more attractive to fatties.

It's a win-win-win for the fatties.

I prefer last year's vagina pants

I had a pair fried chicken drumstick pants...but I ate them.

I pair mine with a pigeon-breasted top.

R4 are those stir-fried shrimp pants?

I remember in my late teens being chased by chicken hawks. I can now recreate those moments.

The pants don’t show any space for a rooster.

When you cream in those pants, is it considered ‘gravy’?

My middle-aged SIL who “shops the trends”:

“Aren’t these FUN?! They’re going to be everywhere soon, and why should young people have all the fun fashion?”

Mine are "extra spicy and crispy."

Sweet Mother of God!! Take me back to pencil skirts, stat!

Finally, a way to mask my chicken legs with the truth.

OP=Col. Sanders

I imagined my fellow shipwreck survivor this way while stranded on a desert island.

I just can't.

They are only $13, though I don’t know how I’d pair them with a caftan.