He's not the building Super. He's the super's assistant (?) and he's a cute piece of rough trade. I've crushed on him ever since I moved into my building. Now he's here, alone, working on my leaky ceiling....What are my moves??
The Maintenance Guy Is Here
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 19, 2019 6:24 PM |
Wash your butt. Leave some clean water up there. Put on Daisy Dukes. Stand in a doorway, watching the rough trade, and let the water leak down your leg forming a puddle. Ask him what size pipe could plug your leak.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 19, 2019 3:57 PM |
I’d lay a $100 bill on the counter and ask if I could help him “relieve” his stress. Then get down on your knees. (Use The assistance of a nearby rail so you don’t break a hip.)
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 19, 2019 4:09 PM |
Don’t shit where you eat.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 19, 2019 4:28 PM |
I “shit where I eat” all the time and it’s great. (And lucrative!)
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 19, 2019 4:30 PM |
When he's done. Tip him 40, offer him a beer or a joint and ask him if he wants to hang out sometime.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 19, 2019 5:38 PM |
You know what to do. Lift your caftan, present hole, and say, "yum" while licking your lips. I shouldn't even have to tell you this.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 19, 2019 5:43 PM |
OP just jerk off and get on with your day. Move away from the situation.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 19, 2019 6:24 PM |