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"There's nothing tragic about being 50. Not unless you're trying to be 25": Stars Who Don't Realize That They're Old

Mariah Carey - thinks she's still a 20-year-old sex kitten

Tom Cruise - thinks he's still the cocky action hero

Who else?

by Anonymousreply 148September 9, 2019 5:29 AM

Madonna (she basically owns this thread).

by Anonymousreply 1August 15, 2019 8:27 PM

Nicole Kidman

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by Anonymousreply 2August 15, 2019 8:27 PM

Suzanne Somers.

by Anonymousreply 3August 16, 2019 2:28 AM

Madonna is the oldest baby in the world.

by Anonymousreply 4August 16, 2019 2:36 AM

50-year-old Jennifer Lopez.

by Anonymousreply 5August 16, 2019 2:39 AM

Cher. She's right up there with Madonna when to comes to the delusion that she's still a hot, YOUNG babe.

by Anonymousreply 6August 16, 2019 2:47 AM

Goldie Hawn

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by Anonymousreply 7August 16, 2019 2:51 AM

I still enjoy Cruise in his Mission: Impossible movies, but it is kind of instructive to compare him with Brad Pitt, who is only a year younger. People still think Pitt is sexy and cool in the new Tarantino movie, but he’s not twenty-five and isn’t trying to be.

Pitt’s co-star in that film won’t clear fifty for another several years, but imagine how tragic Leo will be in a few years trying to bed Victoria’s Secret models whose moms loved him in Titanic. It’s already embarrassing now.

by Anonymousreply 8August 16, 2019 3:16 AM

Bret Michaels and his ridiculous bandana.

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by Anonymousreply 10August 16, 2019 3:32 AM

[R10] She needs that nappy changed!

by Anonymousreply 11August 16, 2019 3:48 AM

lllllll

by Anonymousreply 12August 17, 2019 1:46 AM

Leo DiCaprio. He looks freaking ridiculous with these 20 year old models. Creepy old man.

by Anonymousreply 13August 17, 2019 2:04 AM

R13

And fat, don't forget F A T !!

by Anonymousreply 14August 17, 2019 2:37 AM

Ha ha

by Anonymousreply 15August 18, 2019 2:37 AM

Jared Leto. Constantly posting thirst trap pics with his tongue out when he’s a few years from 50. Don’t even get me started on the clothes choices and hair styles.

by Anonymousreply 16August 18, 2019 2:49 AM

25? Admit it: I look 24.

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by Anonymousreply 17August 18, 2019 2:53 AM

Agree that Brad Pitt is aging very well and isn't embarrassing himself. Dicaprio is already embarrassing with all the 20 year-old "girlfriends."

Tom Cruise is also very Peter Pan-ish, he thinks he's still in his 20s. But damn if the last MI movie wasn't great.

by Anonymousreply 18August 18, 2019 2:53 AM

Madonna.

The end.

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by Anonymousreply 19August 18, 2019 3:06 AM

Elderly Mamie Van Doren is still trying to be the sex bomb that she was 50 plus years ago.

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by Anonymousreply 20August 18, 2019 3:22 AM

^ My eyes!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 21August 18, 2019 3:23 AM

Wow, can I please unsee this crap? Wasn't it bad enough a few days ago I had to see Jeremy renner's Amazon ad.

by Anonymousreply 22August 19, 2019 9:30 PM

Ginge.....

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by Anonymousreply 23August 19, 2019 9:42 PM

Yeah but Jennifer Lopez looks good. So does Kidman.

by Anonymousreply 24August 19, 2019 9:43 PM

What DOES Mamie see when she looks in the mirror?

by Anonymousreply 25August 19, 2019 9:46 PM

I'll let you know in 25 yrs, when I finally turn 50.

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by Anonymousreply 26August 19, 2019 10:02 PM

Nicole doesn't look that good. Here she is with all the smoke and mirrors and its uncanny valley.

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by Anonymousreply 27August 19, 2019 10:13 PM

How about all of them.

by Anonymousreply 28August 19, 2019 10:14 PM

Kidman looks awful

by Anonymousreply 29August 20, 2019 3:20 AM

[quote]What DOES Mamie see when she looks in the mirror?

For Mamie, cataracts are probably a blessing.

by Anonymousreply 30August 20, 2019 3:32 AM

[quote]What DOES Mamie see when she looks in the mirror?

A sex kitten heading off to college.

by Anonymousreply 31August 20, 2019 4:00 AM

At age 78 Ann Margaret has had so much plastic surgery that she is almost unrecognizable. She doesn't really look bad but she just doesn't look like Ann anymore.

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by Anonymousreply 32August 20, 2019 4:27 AM

Wow. She doesn't really look good either.

by Anonymousreply 33August 20, 2019 4:30 AM

Ann Margaret then and now.

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by Anonymousreply 34August 20, 2019 4:31 AM

R34 At least she isn't afraid to hide the age spots on her hands.

by Anonymousreply 35August 20, 2019 4:34 AM

Wow this thread is full of old as fuck Queens who are butt hurt they don't still grab the young dick. Or full of young assholes who think anyone over 29 is Old asf.

Does it make you feel good to CONSTANTLY bash celebrities for, SHOCK, daring to chase looks well into middle age? Most, if not all, of the people who have been mentioned still look great in one way or the other. It must SUCK being old like most of you and seeing others do what you could have done but didn't.

by Anonymousreply 36August 20, 2019 4:35 AM

Do you mean "afraid to show them"?

by Anonymousreply 37August 20, 2019 4:35 AM

Well hello!

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by Anonymousreply 38August 20, 2019 4:36 AM

Remember r32, her entire face had to be reconstructed after a Las Vegas accident.

by Anonymousreply 39August 20, 2019 6:03 AM

Donna Douglas, still reliving her days as Elly Mae Clampett.

by Anonymousreply 40August 20, 2019 7:31 AM

Why are grandmadonna's nips so red and angry? Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 41August 20, 2019 8:04 AM

Right on, R 36!

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by Anonymousreply 42August 20, 2019 1:25 PM

Ditto.

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by Anonymousreply 43August 20, 2019 1:26 PM

What if you're 90 trying to pass as 25 but will to settle for being mistaken for 50?

by Anonymousreply 44August 20, 2019 1:31 PM

[quote]A man with 9 inches can remain hot through his 50's.

Fixed. A man's body definitely changes by that time in their life. There's a 0.01% chance that it still might be the primary draw, but when you're that old you basically have to rely on your dick.

by Anonymousreply 46August 20, 2019 1:38 PM

[quote]Donna Douglas, still reliving her days as Elly Mae Clampett.

Donna's not reliving much of anything anymore. She died in 2015.

by Anonymousreply 47August 20, 2019 2:29 PM

Or you could go the Angelyne route and cover most of your aging face on every photo op.

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by Anonymousreply 48August 20, 2019 2:37 PM

R13-Leo DeCaprio is a GAY boy. He's not bedding any female models.

by Anonymousreply 49August 20, 2019 2:56 PM

Someone please post a photo of Sylvester Stallone's mother. She's 97 years old and she still wears a mini dress!

by Anonymousreply 50August 20, 2019 2:59 PM

I thought she was dead! Heeeeere’s Jackie!

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by Anonymousreply 51August 20, 2019 3:09 PM

[quote]Agree that Brad Pitt is aging very well and isn't embarrassing himself.

I disagree. He had an AWFUL facelift several years ago. It seems to have settled now.

by Anonymousreply 52August 20, 2019 3:20 PM

Now she looks like Reba McEntire's grandma

by Anonymousreply 53August 20, 2019 4:34 PM

Jackie Stallone. Those lips...……!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 54August 20, 2019 8:53 PM

Fabulous

by Anonymousreply 55August 20, 2019 8:54 PM

What seriously happened to Donatella Versace? She looks like what Eva Peron's corpse would look like NOW.

by Anonymousreply 56August 20, 2019 10:29 PM

I feel as though I've seen Jackie Stallone's lips somewhere before.

Oh, wait, now I remember . . .

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by Anonymousreply 58August 21, 2019 1:21 AM

Why God she looks terrible. Why do they keep getting plastic surgery? I don't understand paying that kind of money. And I mean a lot of money. To look like s***. Do they look in the mirror and see how bad they look. Have you seen Brad Pitt and Bradley Cooper lately? Please stop. Don't get me even started on Simon Cowell, Tom Cruise, Meg Ryan.

by Anonymousreply 59August 21, 2019 2:08 AM

But why does Donatella look sooooo bad? It is beyond bad.

by Anonymousreply 60August 21, 2019 2:12 AM

They know the look isn't good but they simply want to be ageless. They do not want to look like a normal old person. The face slowly changes into its plastic "ageless" form and if there is a resemblance to the young natural face, that's good enough. Smoke and mirrors of reproductive images will be added on.

by Anonymousreply 61August 21, 2019 2:13 AM

"Does it make you feel good to CONSTANTLY bash celebrities for, SHOCK, daring to chase looks well into middle age?"

You sound like a fanboy who can't stand to see his favorites criticized

by Anonymousreply 62August 21, 2019 2:33 AM

There is a weird obsession with people, esp celebrities, who try to stay young looking. Why not try to look your best as long as you can? When my time comes, I hope there are all types of procedures that keep me looking good through my fucking 70's! Why put people in boxes? Age, truly, is just a number. We are living longer for the most part so why would you want to look old for 40-50 years?

by Anonymousreply 63August 21, 2019 2:44 AM

There's something to be said for aging gracefully, R63, but that's something you don't seem to comprehend. No one here is saying that all cosmetic procedures are bad. But celebrities such as Donatella and Faye Dunaway, who turn their faces into frightening masks, certainly don't end up "looking good." And commenting on their self-inflicted horrifying appearances on DL is hardly a "weird obsession."

by Anonymousreply 64August 21, 2019 2:52 AM

Bradley Cooper needs to stop right NOW. One more procedure and he's going to look like he's made of wax.

by Anonymousreply 65August 21, 2019 2:53 AM

R64 Aging gracefully? What does that mean? And who gets to say? It is fucking stupid and there are thousands of threads here discussing it all the time. It is just a way to get out some aggression I suppose.

by Anonymousreply 66August 21, 2019 2:55 AM

Janice the Muppet should sue Donatella for copyright infringement.

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by Anonymousreply 67August 21, 2019 3:08 AM

My friend Goldie Hawn, she's always asking "Can you believe I'm 70? Can you believe I'm a grandma?". My answer is always YES.

by Anonymousreply 68August 21, 2019 3:13 AM

Even Kenny Rogers admitted that his plastic surgery didn't turn out very well.

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by Anonymousreply 69August 21, 2019 3:15 AM

Even the hat can't hide that Faye Dunaway is the queen of plastic surgery.

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by Anonymousreply 70August 21, 2019 3:18 AM

Kim Novak's beautiful face was ruined by a bad plastic surgeon.

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by Anonymousreply 71August 21, 2019 3:23 AM

Barry Manilow then and now. Too much plastic surgery gone wrong.

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by Anonymousreply 72August 21, 2019 3:26 AM

Before the bad plastic surgery, Kim Novak was actually aging well. Did she got to her surgeon and say "Give me all the fillers!!!"?

by Anonymousreply 73August 21, 2019 3:28 AM

Manilow smoothes his face but otherwise there was not much that could be done to fix that mess.

by Anonymousreply 74August 21, 2019 3:28 AM

Yikes. Poor Kim Novak at R71 looks like she's wearing Bert Lahr's rubber Cowardly Lion mask.

by Anonymousreply 75August 21, 2019 3:29 AM

Faye Dunaway's nose is now a two-car garage.

by Anonymousreply 76August 21, 2019 3:29 AM

Oy! That Madonna photo is too much!

by Anonymousreply 77August 21, 2019 3:31 AM

We totally agree with OP

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by Anonymousreply 78August 21, 2019 3:38 AM

Too much work turns you into a muppet character.

by Anonymousreply 79August 21, 2019 3:46 AM

Kidman seems too old for her role in Big Little Lies.

by Anonymousreply 80August 21, 2019 3:58 AM

So lucky I died.

by Anonymousreply 81August 21, 2019 4:29 AM

A trifecta . . .

Ivana Trump

Raquel Welch

Charo

by Anonymousreply 82August 21, 2019 4:41 AM

[quote] What seriously happened to Donatella Versace?

Lots of sun, cigarettes, brother (best friend) got murdered. Her body is in really good shape. She seems like an OK person (not full of herself). IMO, she's a better designer than her brother Gianni was.

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by Anonymousreply 83August 21, 2019 5:19 AM

Malibu Barbie, 77

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by Anonymousreply 84August 21, 2019 5:34 AM

Mick Jagger, though he’s also amazing.

by Anonymousreply 85August 21, 2019 5:53 AM

Some discreet plastic surgery could have helped Mick immensely. He is simply too thin; the skin sags and droops when there is zero underlying fat. Where people go wrong is the fillers. There's nothing wrong with snipping away a turkey wattle neck or sagging jowls.

by Anonymousreply 86August 21, 2019 6:05 AM

Charo?

You TAKE THAT BACK!

Charo is timeless!

by Anonymousreply 87August 21, 2019 6:30 AM

What I notice is anyone with a nose job looks weird in old age. Something just is always “off”.

by Anonymousreply 88August 21, 2019 7:14 AM

Natural noses enlarge as one ages, as do ears.

A rhinoplasty would not.

by Anonymousreply 89August 21, 2019 7:28 AM

Why has no one mentioned Joan Collins! While she hasn't distorted herself too much she still pretends she's 35. Clever though, marries a gay man 20 years her junior to take care of her in old age.

by Anonymousreply 90August 21, 2019 7:40 AM

Why has no one mentioned Joan Collins! While she hasn't distorted herself too much she still pretends she's 35. Clever though, marries a gay man 20 years her junior to take care of her in old age.

by Anonymousreply 91August 21, 2019 7:40 AM

Mick Jagger has had at least one lower face lift. Trump, Putin, have both had their eyes done. Biden has had facelifts, also Bill Clinton,, homosexual tinymeats Brad Pitt and Tammy Cruise have had full facelifts, brow lifts(excellent work),,,, King Felipe of Spain and his mother have both had good facelifts. (We need to find who is their surgeon) Babs has had tons of good work (We STILL HEART Babs)

by Anonymousreply 92August 21, 2019 9:01 AM

R90 Joan Collins. Her face is becoming a mask. Although she's not as bad as some of them.

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by Anonymousreply 93August 21, 2019 2:18 PM

I noticed in his closeups during Once Upon a Time in Hollywood that Pitt had a noticeable 'skin fold' at the top of his neck in the front. With that said, I've never been a Pitt fan but I thought he looked HAF in the film

by Anonymousreply 94August 21, 2019 2:20 PM

Raquel Welch then and now. All things considered, not too bad. She's still recognizable.

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by Anonymousreply 96August 21, 2019 2:28 PM

Erna is, as usual, completely full of shit at r92

And Joan Collins looks like Michael Jackson at r93.

by Anonymousreply 97August 21, 2019 2:28 PM

The cast of RHOBH

by Anonymousreply 98August 21, 2019 2:31 PM

ALL of the Housewives

by Anonymousreply 99August 21, 2019 2:33 PM

r99 I called them out specifically due to the flap they got for posting Instagram photos from Coachella like they were 20 year old (and dressed just like them).

by Anonymousreply 100August 21, 2019 2:37 PM

Her face looks really good I wonder what she had done @R20 A lot of women should get their faces done like her

by Anonymousreply 101August 21, 2019 2:44 PM

"I noticed in his closeups during Once Upon a Time in Hollywood that Pitt had a noticeable 'skin fold' at the top of his neck in the front. With that said, I've never been a Pitt fan but I thought he looked HAF in the film"

Necks seem to be nearly impossible to get right surgically.

by Anonymousreply 102August 21, 2019 2:44 PM

Jane Fonda is looking a little mask like

by Anonymousreply 103August 21, 2019 2:50 PM

R90- Joan Collin's husband is a gay boy?

by Anonymousreply 104August 21, 2019 2:55 PM

And right on cue, here comes r36 with her scoldy ageism in an attempt to shame. Are you a millennial? Just like a boring millennial with no sense of humor to come into a long established online community, known for its humor, wit, intelligence, life experience and yes, pointless bitchery (which is literally posted at the entrance) only to throw a hissy fit because she can’t hang. Wouldn’t you feel more comfortable on a site that communicates with gifs and emojis?

Tl;dr - you don’t belong here, dear.

by Anonymousreply 105August 21, 2019 3:13 PM

Some people just don’t know when to quit.

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by Anonymousreply 106August 21, 2019 4:35 PM

"And right on cue, here comes R36 with her scoldy ageism in an attempt to shame. Are you a millennial? Just like a boring millennial with no sense of humor to come into a long established online community, known for its humor, wit, intelligence, life experience and yes, pointless bitchery (which is literally posted at the entrance) only to throw a hissy fit because she can’t hang."

So ironic.....you whine about "ageism" and then go on to bash millennials. Be more original - whining about millennials is such a cliche, here especially from people who don't even know what a millennial is (eldergays here seem to think it refers to anyone under the age of 70)

by Anonymousreply 107August 21, 2019 4:35 PM

From the neck down Tina Louise doesn't look bad but apparently she left her once beautiful face on Gilligan's Island.

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by Anonymousreply 108August 21, 2019 7:57 PM

Tina then and now. What the hell happened?!

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by Anonymousreply 109August 21, 2019 7:59 PM

She got old, r109. She’d look better about 25 lbs heavier.

by Anonymousreply 110August 21, 2019 8:33 PM

Hard to believe Joan Van Ark is only 39!

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by Anonymousreply 111August 21, 2019 8:39 PM

Steven Tyler...

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by Anonymousreply 112August 21, 2019 8:43 PM

Simon Cowell and his recent burn victim plastic surgery own this thread

by Anonymousreply 113August 21, 2019 8:45 PM

I like Nicole Kidman and don't see a problem with her clothing.

by Anonymousreply 114August 21, 2019 8:50 PM

[quote]Tina then and now. What the hell happened?!

Tina is 85 years old. And you're comparing a relatively recent photo of her with one from "Gilligan's Island," a show that went off the air 52 years ago. Are you headless?

by Anonymousreply 115August 22, 2019 1:19 AM

Brad Pitt made a little indie with Tina Louise when he was a young twink. Now Brad is old and open for plastic surgery ridicule. And yet, Tina looked exactly like this, back then in that movie!

by Anonymousreply 116August 22, 2019 1:33 AM

Tina Louise needs some new wigs

by Anonymousreply 117August 22, 2019 3:10 AM

Some of these are tragic Michael Douglas looks well preserved

by Anonymousreply 118August 22, 2019 3:29 AM

Robert Redford and his awful toupee

by Anonymousreply 119August 22, 2019 3:34 AM

R72: Barry Manilow was always a dog. So it really doesn't matter what he does with his face: He can't make it worse.

by Anonymousreply 120August 22, 2019 3:39 AM

[quote]Tina Louise needs some new wigs

And then she'll be right back on top again!

by Anonymousreply 121August 22, 2019 3:40 AM

[quote]Barry Manilow was always a dog. So it really doesn't matter what he does with his face: He can't make it worse.

At least his original face looked human.

by Anonymousreply 122August 22, 2019 3:43 AM

[quote]Tina Louise needs some new wigs

Ones with bangs that completely cover her face.

by Anonymousreply 123August 22, 2019 3:45 AM

R123, Tina, call me.

by Anonymousreply 124August 22, 2019 5:14 AM

Tom Cruise would LOVE to only be 50. His clock is ticking rapidly towards 60.

by Anonymousreply 125August 22, 2019 6:46 AM

If Tammy was born in 1962 then so were we!

by Anonymousreply 126August 22, 2019 8:19 AM

R121=Tina Louise speaking to herself in the mirror while applying her 8th layer of make-up at 9am in her room at an SRO on Hollywood Blvd.

by Anonymousreply 127August 22, 2019 9:22 AM

It is rumored that Tina supplements her income by working part-time as a 'professional lady'.

by Anonymousreply 128August 22, 2019 9:47 AM

Hello! Hot, hot hot!!!

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by Anonymousreply 129August 22, 2019 11:54 AM

Dawn Wells then and now. I think she aged better than Tina Louise who is way too thin, has had bad plastic surgery, and has been out in the sun too much.

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by Anonymousreply 131August 23, 2019 1:55 AM

I cried on my 40th birthday. I don’t cry often.

Also, I rented a place on Montauk and it was miserably rainy, too. The whole weekend.

by Anonymousreply 132August 23, 2019 4:18 PM

Tina looks trans.

by Anonymousreply 133August 23, 2019 7:33 PM

Yes, i think Dawn looks much better than Tina

by Anonymousreply 134August 24, 2019 1:37 AM

Sylvester Stallone, come on down!!!

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by Anonymousreply 135September 3, 2019 4:35 PM

Goldie Hawn

Jane Fonda

Babs Streisand

Robert Redford

by Anonymousreply 136September 3, 2019 5:13 PM

Madonna @ 61

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by Anonymousreply 137September 4, 2019 3:26 AM

Look at what Madonna has done to her face (this week). Tragic.

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by Anonymousreply 138September 4, 2019 3:28 AM

Madonna has turned into an old Asian lady.

Ancient Madgebot secret, huh?

by Anonymousreply 139September 4, 2019 6:17 AM

Honey, Mariah posted this today. She looks good and happy. Leave her alone.

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by Anonymousreply 140September 4, 2019 6:28 AM

R140 the photographer had to work a month overtime to alter that pig’s pic. Do you really think that ugly whale would post her real photos? She’s still fat and ugly

by Anonymousreply 141September 4, 2019 1:02 PM

ALERT FROM ADOBE: Everyone can go back to using Photoshop. Mariah is done.

by Anonymousreply 142September 4, 2019 5:32 PM

Where is her other hand? You would someone who photoshops all time would have it down to a science.

by Anonymousreply 143September 9, 2019 3:58 AM

her mid section looks really weird. did she have a tummy tuck?

by Anonymousreply 144September 9, 2019 4:02 AM

she had twins, fucker!

by Anonymousreply 145September 9, 2019 4:04 AM

yes, usually if you had many kids the mid section is not taut like that. Hers just look weird.

by Anonymousreply 146September 9, 2019 4:38 AM

I think it is spray tan ab contouring - there is no way she has definition

by Anonymousreply 147September 9, 2019 5:19 AM

^definitely a tummy tuck + airbrush

by Anonymousreply 148September 9, 2019 5:29 AM
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