Senatrice: Get the hell out of my boudoir, motherfuckers!

We know, mein Fuhrer.

Shame.

Is it a pink Lady Remington?

He’s an alpha! What strong arms!

He probably fucks his sloppy cunt with it and pretends it's Trumps little button mushroom.

Miss Lindsey thinks she's Suzanne Sugarbaker.

I just wish he would die. At this point, I really hate him.

Oh Lindsey. Gay men can smell fake butchness from a mile away.

A lady might need some help to get rough trade out!

Have you BEEN to South Carolina? I’d have one too if only to protect myself from the yahoos who think the War Between the States isn’t over. They are everywhere in that backwater state.

R10, I’m quite certain they call it The War of Northern Aggression.

She stashes it behind her fainting couch.

Op’s pic looks like Elizabeth Warren’s older, uglier sister...

He’s gotta protect those valuable Scarlett O’Hara figurines from the Franklin Mint.

loves to join his pal at the shooting range on saturday morning

As a true Southern Belle she is, what does Miss Lindsey wear when brandishing her gun?

her finest calico

I hope a gang of big black bucks don't break in to threaten my virtue!

i also want my gentleman callers to be packing heat

My boudoir I brought while antiquing is for my guns, and not my lady garments.

R20 thinks a boudoir is an armoire.

R20 thinks a boudoir is an armoire.

Is this the name of her up and cumming lingerie collection?

Made from the finest polyester.

Must be really diffictult for him to decide when using the gun is appropriate and when it's time to clutch his pearls.

Lindz running for Prez in 2016.

Calmer times and Lindz was so beloved.

The Senatrice threads are my absolute favorites.

As Labor Day Parade Queen

With menz showing talent.

Lindz guiding NPR reporter.

After a busy evening of hosting gentleman callers and appearing on Fox, she's tired and resting this morning.

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You'd think he'd prefer a pistol so he could tuck it in his garter.

Cowards like big guns that can fire lots of bullets.

If any shameless vixen thinks she is goin' to steal into mah bedroom late at night to try to take mah manhood unawares, she is jes' wrong! Ah will put up a fight!

R35. Those brut lesbians just want to steal Miss Lindzee's panties. Getting past Prince's hired Leningrad militia guards will be difficult enough.

He was in the army. Judicial stuff but I'm guessing went thru basic training. And most southern boys can handle a gun. But he is the nelliest thing. He's a good Baptist boy, tho.

LG is a Colonel in the Air National Guard in SC. Militarily, including training, he never left the state. Nice pay & benefits.

R37’s “but he is the nelliest thing” made me LOL.

I believe he has gone to Afganistan or Iraq to take part in military judicial proceedings.

The idea that queens like Lindsey can't handle a gun or serve in the military is homophobic you know

He's such a sweet cute little old thing. I hope he has a good loyal rentboy taking care of him.

[quote]As a true Southern Belle she is, what does Miss Lindsey wear when brandishing her gun?

Ah know what yew're thinkin'. 'Did he fyah six shots or only five'? Well to tell yew the truth, in all this kerfuffle, ah kind of lost track mahself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow yo' head clean off, yew've got to ask yusse'f one question: 'Do ah feel lucky?' Well, do yew, punk?

Learned from great grandmaw

What a hideous old queen. He can't die soon enough.

Get your disgusting lady parts off my veranda...Honey

It tickles me when people say things like this, fully assuming that the trespassers in their safe space won't also have a gun, good reflexes, and good aim.

Macho Man

Da ladies swoon💋💄💕💖

Miss Lindsey and Moscow Mitch get it on in the privacy of the Senate chambers. They're both vers (sort of) and they flip fuck.

It's an erotic melange of wrinkles and grey hair.

[R44] - I like this! I also know that you probably got this directly from an episode of Mock the Week, specifically Chris Addison. Which is fine; I'm not being negative. Just pleased that other people have enjoyed Addison's work......

R50, it's a lemon party.

The Miss Lindsey threads are my favorite. Tee hee

"Really Diane, Lindzee told me that last night, her gentleman caller had one this long".

KH

"How can that be, Kamala? You do know that Lindzee tends to exaggerate a bit."

DF

"And Mitch asked you to spank him with Cotton's hair brush, while wearing Susan's panties, till his fanny turned red? Lindzee. you are a hoot!"

KH

Why doesn't this pig quit eating so many pies 🥧? That double chin does not look good on a lady.