There are certain items that people simply don't need to buy. For example, we can take condiment packets, sugar etc from restaurants or workplaces. Same goes for napkins, toilet paper etc. Also, don't waste money on coffee only drink it at work or bring some of the packets from work, if you want to drink it at home.
Simple ways to save a few bucks.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 24, 2019 1:35 AM |
Bring packets of coffee? Huh?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 4, 2019 6:27 PM |
I'm just imagining OP trying to sneak out of his job with toilet paper and napkins. Your coworkers are onto you!
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 4, 2019 6:27 PM |
[quote]There are certain items that people simply don't need to buy. For example, we can take condiment packets, sugar etc from restaurants or workplaces. Same goes for napkins, toilet paper etc.
In other words - STEAL THEM.
God you're trash, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 4, 2019 6:29 PM |
My job doesn’t stock Charmin
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 4, 2019 6:30 PM |
[quote]Simple ways to save a few bucks.
CHEAP CUNT!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 4, 2019 6:31 PM |
My god, OP, yours may be the saddest post I've seen in ages.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 4, 2019 6:32 PM |
Don’t have credit card balances you can’t pay off in full each month. I learned that a me the hard way way.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 4, 2019 6:33 PM |
If you can't afford your own toilet paper, you need to think of how you can make more money.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 4, 2019 6:33 PM |
There are a great many ways to save a few bucks, but pilfering things from sources that others paid for makes you an asshole, OP.
I would say that making your own coffee at home, and putting it in a tumbler for your commute, definitely saves about $50 a month, if you are a daily coffee drinker.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 4, 2019 6:33 PM |
Or, you could just stay at a friend’s place and use all their shit. Same diff.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 4, 2019 6:37 PM |
[quote]Or, you could just stay at a friend’s place and use all their shit. Same diff.
That's the same as pilfering stuff from your workplace or coffee shops?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 4, 2019 6:38 PM |
Don't waste money buying new tampons every month. Women have been conditioned to believe that they should be thrown out after one use, but they're actually good for 3-4. I pick through my neighbors' trash to find used ones, which I then rinse out and hang on my clothesline to dry.
Same goes for tea bags.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 4, 2019 6:39 PM |
⬆️ Exactly.. you’d still be an asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 4, 2019 6:40 PM |
OP's the sort of frau who used to have a money box by his phone for when guests came to the house..
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 4, 2019 6:41 PM |
Need new tires? Rent a car like yours and swap the tires.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 4, 2019 6:43 PM |
So you’re a thief?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 4, 2019 6:44 PM |
^ LOL
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 4, 2019 6:44 PM |
Do they give you plastic bags for the produce in supermarkets in the USA. You could steal them OP.
Also plastic spoons from Starbucks.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 4, 2019 6:46 PM |
I rarely eat out, maybe once a week at the most. I always make sure I bring food to work so I won't need to go grab something.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 4, 2019 6:50 PM |
Why would anyone waste money on plant food when dog shit is free? I fill my trunk with stolen plastic bags from the produce section and twist ties from the bulk bins, and then I drive around looking for dog-walkers to follow. (Don't bitch at me for wasting gas; I siphon it from my neighbors' cars.)
Prior to the restraining order, I would just go to the dog park and pluck the pre-tied bags from the trash. That place was a gold mine! Not only was I neck-deep in dog shit, I could occasionally steal a dog or two to sell on Craigslist.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 4, 2019 6:52 PM |
R12 and R15 having me laughing so hard I cried! In honor of OP I saved the tears and will use them as a broth for a hearty soup.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 4, 2019 6:54 PM |
I used to know a really cheap guy who would only buy cat food to eat. Saved a ton if that's how you want to live.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 4, 2019 6:56 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 4, 2019 7:07 PM |
R21 - Please don't think I'm criticizing your penny-pinching abilities, I'm just concerned that you may never get that soup if you're depending solely on tears. It's so much easier to make broth with bones from a KFC dumpster, plus you'll find enough biscuits, mashed potatoes, etc. for a few additional meals.
You may want to consider saving your tears to use as eye drops. If you cry as much as I do, you can fill one of those tiny bottles in a day or two.
Good luck!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 4, 2019 7:07 PM |
I've economized by just taking the helicopter TO the Hamptons then getting a town car back into the city
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 4, 2019 7:11 PM |
I’ll see you fry in the electric chair for this. I’ll personally see that you fry in the goddamn chair for this.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 4, 2019 7:16 PM |
Read your local obituaries to find out who died and break into the family’s home while they are at the funeral. Take whatever strikes your fancy.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 4, 2019 7:23 PM |
Yikes R2, you busted me but it was only toilet paper (20 years ago).
For me, I buy everything when it is on sale and buy in bulk as much as you can. I try to save as much money as possible - unfortunately, if you aren't coupled you really only have yourself to count on.....doubly important as you get older.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 4, 2019 7:25 PM |
Some poor people are so tedious.
OP, how about improving your position in life so that you can take pride in taking care of yourself as opposed to literally stealing from others.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 4, 2019 7:29 PM |
OP most of what you posted is theft and the savings to you will be minimal, but still cost your employer. The best way to save is to not buy crap you really don't need. We buy an incredible amount of stuff we don't really need but just want.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 4, 2019 7:40 PM |
I see how many days I can avoid taking care of business "down there" before people complain.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 4, 2019 7:56 PM |
[quote] I would say that making your own coffee at home, and putting it in a tumbler for your commute, definitely saves about $50 a month, if you are a daily coffee drinker.
R9, don't you spill a lot of coffee out of a tumbler?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 4, 2019 8:16 PM |
a tumbler holds more than a Martini glass
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 4, 2019 8:28 PM |
Not much more.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 4, 2019 10:01 PM |
Let's cut straight to "Don't Tip Anyone." Everybody, and I mean everybody, has well-paid union jobs!
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 4, 2019 10:02 PM |
Learn to say "leave the money on the dresser" in at least 5 different languages.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 4, 2019 10:08 PM |
Attend classes at Yale though you never got in and could never afford it. Tell everyone you're doing well at school. Kill everyone when you are supposed to be graduating.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 4, 2019 10:12 PM |
I had a former friend who considered herself frugal but in reality was a reprehensible cheapskate.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 4, 2019 10:36 PM |
R38 = Mark Hacking, taking it to the next level
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 4, 2019 10:44 PM |
OP is Creed Bratton.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 4, 2019 11:15 PM |
Well I have some experience here.
I collect the lint out of my dryer when washing my Egyptian cotton towels and wad it up around old twine previously used for trussing turkeys. Voila! Tampon. Lint tampons - they’re a good thing!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 4, 2019 11:36 PM |
If you're so poor that you can't pay your rent, and I'm not talking about people who live in apartments way above their means, I get trying to even steal toilet paper. Even if you have food stamps, you still have to pay for toilet paper on your own. Toilet paper, toothpaste, soap, laundry detergent and money to do laundry and things like that should be a human right in the wealthiest country in the world.
But if you're just being cheap I think it's disgusting. How the hell do you sneak out of your job with toilet paper, especially since most public rest rooms have those rolls of toilet paper almost as big as a tire in those dispensers? Do you walk around with ketchup packets stuffed into your pockets? What if one leaks???
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 4, 2019 11:56 PM |
sugar costs less than $1 a pound. Is it worth stealing by the packet? 1lb = approx 100 packs of sugar or at 1 teaspoon per pack.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 5, 2019 12:08 AM |
I save money by skipping non-dairy creamer that I no longer steal from the Waffle House opting instead to use my own cum. Delicious!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 5, 2019 12:15 AM |
Maybe you can duct tape your GoPro camera onto an unbent wire hanger and save on your colonoscopy.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 5, 2019 12:29 AM |
[quote] R2: I'm just imagining OP trying to sneak out of his job with toilet paper and napkins. Your coworkers are onto you!
You joke, but I had a roommate who stole toilet paper from his internship job. As a prospective lawyer, he was going to need references to his good character, too.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 5, 2019 12:55 AM |
[quote] R28: Yikes [R2], you busted me but it was only toilet paper (20 years ago).
Yikes! What are your initials?
by Anonymous | reply 48 | August 5, 2019 1:04 AM |
Apparently the detergent, Tide, is an item that is often stolen. It seems too bulky to steal, but nonetheless.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | August 5, 2019 1:10 AM |
Personally, I would rather that OP steal TP than not have any.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | August 5, 2019 1:12 AM |
Yeah, but there's some new, hilarious stuff in this new thread.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | August 5, 2019 1:38 AM |
R15 has a great idea!
by Anonymous | reply 54 | August 5, 2019 2:04 AM |
To add to R15 maybe swap out your rotors, pads, and brakes from the rental to your car as well!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | August 5, 2019 2:05 AM |
If you order from Costco, you can use some of the product and then return it and they have to give you your money back.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | August 5, 2019 2:58 AM |
R53 the Chinese woman has a mental illness so I suppose she will become a mass shooter any day now.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | August 5, 2019 3:34 AM |
So sorry Donald, that's a white boy thing. Knife attack on a grade school or day care is more like it.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | August 5, 2019 4:21 AM |
I agree it is wrong to steal the toilet paper so suggest if you can't afford it, use a public drinking fountain as a bidet.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | August 5, 2019 4:27 AM |
Eat the free samples from Costco. That'll save dinner once a week. Go to your local store and fill up multiple 5 gallon jugs from the drinking fountains outside the bathrooms.
You'll save money on your water bill for items you don't need running water for.
Also, recycle whatever you can to save on garbage costs.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | August 5, 2019 4:52 AM |
This thread is hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | August 5, 2019 12:57 PM |
OP is Lainie Kazan.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | August 5, 2019 12:58 PM |
How about grocery coupons from the Sunday paper? I used to reliably save 12% without breaking a sweat.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | August 5, 2019 4:45 PM |
R53 You can tell she saves money on haircuts by hacking her own hair.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | August 5, 2019 5:08 PM |
I always keep a few sturgeon on hand. Unlimited, inexpensive caviar! Only suckers buy the fancy store brands.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | August 5, 2019 5:11 PM |
Five fingered discount.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | August 5, 2019 5:36 PM |
No theft!
There’s a lot of ways to save money legally. I think people are fooled, a lot.
I have never cared about clothing. But people get real silent when they come in my house, which is large and nice. Too each his own!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | August 5, 2019 6:02 PM |
Don’t split the restaurant check without close attention to who ordered what, and how much each item cost. Doesn't matter if that person is your friend, spouse, or family member. Everyone will rip you off if given a chance.
Insist the credit card company chargeback service providers whose services you deem too expensive or not within your standards of quality. Hairstylists, massage therapists, etc—if you're not 100% happy with it, you deserve your money back.
Hassle friends and family to provide services and favors for free so that you can save a few bucks. Be unrelenting in these requests. You deserve for other people do do things for you for free.
Chase down restaurant staff to dispute a possible mistake on the bill amounting to pennies. Escalate it to the manager and causes a scene if necessary.
Wage a personal vendetta against anyone you believe has cost you any amount of money, no matter how small. Never forget.
Don't give gifts. If the situation warrants one, quietly avoid it or make up an excuse.
Don't donate money, ever. Memorial funds, families whose house has burned down, cancer patients with maxed-out insurance. It's their fault for not planning ahead.
Photograph original artwork. Have it printed/produced, then display it at home.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | August 5, 2019 6:37 PM |
r69 also:
When using a coupon at a restaurant, tip for the discounted amount, even if it's only $10.
I had a cheapskate friend who did this and it drove me nuts.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | August 5, 2019 6:42 PM |
Sign up for the Restoration Hardware catalog. Within weeks you'll have a lifetime supply of toilet paper and you can start duct-taping subsequent catalogs together to build a new house.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | August 5, 2019 7:02 PM |
R64 the newspaper thing is only worth it if you're going to have significantly beyond the price you paid for the paper.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | August 6, 2019 11:21 AM |
I have a few tips on cutting down your child rearing expenses...
by Anonymous | reply 73 | August 6, 2019 5:12 PM |
I 'Borrow" toilet paper from starbucks
by Anonymous | reply 74 | August 6, 2019 5:18 PM |
R72: the Sunday Boston Globe paper is now $12 per month. So, let’s say you shop for household goods every two weeks, you need to save $6 each trip, assuming you place no value in reading the paper, to break even. I imagine I’d spend $250 and save 12%, saving about $30. That nets me about $50 a month. Somehow, that small sum seems very large at the register. I think, wow, that’s lunch! Or something similar. It seems like it’s worth more, maybe because the unwitting pay it without thinking, or caring, and it’s so easy, it’s like finding money on the sidewalk. It’s one of the few true-giveaways in life, that is honest. Unlike some ideas here.
I get my groceries delivered now, and switched to electronic news, so no longer clip coupons. They still take coupons (with online delivery), but it isn’t as easy to buy couponed items online as you can in the store. I did use coupons, though, until I was 50, and retired.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | August 6, 2019 5:39 PM |
People at my work place regularly steal toilet paper, cups, tea bags, milk and.......even the dishwasher tabs.
I don't think I have to mention office supplies since everyone seems to steal them everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 6, 2019 6:07 PM |
I had a friend who would roam hotels in their city during the day and take items off the carts. He managed to get sheets.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | August 6, 2019 6:16 PM |
r77 who the fuck wants hotel sheets?
I doubt the cum ever really come out.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | August 6, 2019 6:20 PM |
I was a nuclear sub design and construction engineer and was routinely asked yea or nay on the suitability of some equipment with a defect to be addressed. Honesty and integrity was simply assumed, yet essential.
I know that people make mistakes in judgement; and some are completely corrupt, but one must have standards. You must rely on your doctor; your car mechanic (yeah, right, but still!); your local police, or society will come to a complete collapse. That’s why R76 makes me sad.
People seem to be worse these days than they were 30 years ago. A woman once hit my car in a parking lot. I saw it coming, in slow motion, and hit my car horn. She owned up to it, and even said she heard the horn but didn’t know where it was coming from. I mentally give her credit. I might have let it go, but I literally just got the bumper painted a week before. I’ve had a few experiences like this, but also a few where the person just lied and lied and lied. I think everybody needs cameras in their cars these days.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | August 6, 2019 6:21 PM |
R78, it’s a “thing” to buy old high-end hotel mattresses at discount. You’d think you'd just strip the sheets and see the brand, if you like the bed, but I guess people like the discount.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | August 6, 2019 6:23 PM |
Save your warranties. Especially the ones for 5 years or more. They are a selling point, and only a tiny fraction of the people who buy based on a warranty (and sometimes pay for one) actually use it. Who keeps paperwork like this for 5 or 10 years? Almost no one. But when you are shopping, it gives you the confidence to buy.
I bought a bath mat with a 5 year warranty. I liked the mat, but it didn’t last 5 years. I returned it. They were snooty about it, so I kept doing so, over subsequent years. I might have had to buy it once every second time, or something. I just figure that nobody ever actually uses the warranty, but it is a selling point, so it’s my right. And I didn’t like their attitude the first time.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | August 6, 2019 6:32 PM |
My late partner did that, R81. I thought it ridiculous. But I was amazed at how often he was able to upgrade items for new and and at no charge, just by whipping out that guarantee.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | August 6, 2019 6:40 PM |
I’ve read that you should never buy a store’s purchase protection plan. Your credit card might have a kind of insurance on the item, anyway. But on average, those store plans don’t profit the consumer.
I was buying a new couch. The salesbitch offered the fabric protection plan for ~$350. As she pitched it, I thought, she knows I’m replacing my7 year-old couch for a new one because the springs went. I asked about the warrantee on the springs. Yep, 10 years. Oh, then did she whine. “Never”, she said, had anyone ever made a warranty claim, in her career. While she is pitching a fabric protection warranty! Can you imagine? Without examining the old couch, she dismissed it. What a crock.
I negotiated for a fraction of the warranty promise, because “worn springs” is a subjective kind of thing, but I got $800 off a $3000 couch, I think it was. I didn’t want to fight with them about it. I think I was due the whole couch price.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | August 6, 2019 6:44 PM |
Yes, R82, you need to be organized. That’s not always possible.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | August 6, 2019 6:45 PM |
R83 you've posted about this before right?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | August 6, 2019 6:56 PM |
R85, I think I’ve posted about the couch before.
Someday I’ll post about the free $3000 entertainment system I got. All legit, too.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | August 6, 2019 7:00 PM |
R84, you are correct. Organization was central to his remarkable powers in this regard.
In the Sunday advertising supplements are always offers for checks. Within those offers, there is usually a rubber stamp you can order with your ow name and address. Just stamp your return address on any envelope you are mailing. They often say that if you move, you can send back your stamp and they will update it with the new address for life!
Bless his heart, he sent that thing back again and again. I know that he updated it at least five times over 15 years. For free. Had he not died, he would still be sending it back. But it was his skill at filing things away that made it possible.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | August 6, 2019 7:01 PM |
That actually sounds very charming, R87. Sorry for your loss.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | August 6, 2019 7:04 PM |
Flexible Spending Accounts at work are underutilized. The rules have changed, but there’s a lot you can save there. I have back problems. One thing I learned is that they must reimburse you for expenses you incurred while you are at that company, even if you’ve since left. Also, they must reimburse you for your full expenses, even if you’ve left your job, and spent more than you’ve contributed.
I left two jobs in one year. I contributed very little to both of my FSAs, but got the max out, at that time, I think it was $5000 each, from expenses I wisely timed. And it’s tax free. It’s a benefit you work for. It’s part of your pay and you shouldn’t neglect it. It works like an insurance plan. If you make even a single fire insurance payment, and have a fire, you get paid.
It does feel weird getting so much back, but that’s the rules.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | August 6, 2019 7:15 PM |
Driving in stop-and-go traffic on an Interstate through a city, the driver ahead of me slammed on her brakes, causing me to rear-end her. Her car's bumper was completely detached and laying on the road. The cops came, took a report, and left. Later, she reported to her insurance company that she'd smelled alcohol on my breath. This was a lie. This prompted my insurance company to investigate her, and it turned out she had damaged her own car months before and opened a policy retroactively to pay for the damage. When the claim was denied, she got on the road to try to find some sucker to drive in front of, slam on her brakes, and blame the damage on them.
This obviously exceeds any reasonable person's ambitions to be budget-conscious, but there is a common thread with cheapskates in that they're willing to shit on anyone if they can save a few bucks.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | August 6, 2019 10:46 PM |
"the driver ahead of me slammed on her brakes, causing me to rear-end her. "
Actually, the fact that you were driving to close to her was the cause of the rear-ending. She may be an awful person, but you were also in the wrong.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | August 6, 2019 10:51 PM |
No, R91. That's not how it works. R90 described a crime that is well known to the police and to insurance companies.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | August 6, 2019 10:53 PM |
[quote]Actually, the fact that you were driving to close to her was the cause of the rear-ending.
She did it faster than I could have possibly responded, R91.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | August 6, 2019 10:56 PM |
Where is the -"make soup and freeze, it's cheap"- whore?
by Anonymous | reply 94 | August 6, 2019 11:06 PM |
Was he a kleptomaniac, R77? That sounds like it's more than thrift going on.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | August 6, 2019 11:06 PM |
I’m with R90.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | August 6, 2019 11:21 PM |
Never flush the toilet after going #1, only after #2. In warm weather months dry your clothes on a clothes line, not the dryer. Pretend your car is in the shop once in a while and ask a coworker for a ride.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | August 7, 2019 1:19 AM |
That could be me, R94 -- but I'm not the only one, surely. I've seen that "tip" in cookbooks and government pamphlets that were published during the Great Depression, simply because it's true.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | August 19, 2019 2:36 AM |
Very droll.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | August 19, 2019 2:41 AM |
[quote]Someday I’ll post about the free $3000 entertainment system I got. All legit, too.
Just because you took the money from petty cash doesn't make it "free" or legit.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | August 19, 2019 2:58 AM |
Using your hole doesn't make it free either!
by Anonymous | reply 101 | August 19, 2019 3:09 AM |
R2, who said you have to take the whole roll You can just take a little bit at a time, so it fits in your pocket.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | August 23, 2019 4:24 AM |
I make soup and freeze it all the time. I also make my own soup stocks ( chicken as well as vegetable) from scratch, but all in all it's not that inexpensive. I'd say it comes out to about $2.50-$3.00 a quart, which is cheap, but not that cheap.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | August 23, 2019 4:46 AM |
hotel sheets and mattresses...probably got bedbugs!
by Anonymous | reply 104 | August 23, 2019 5:15 AM |
I was never trying consciously to save money, but I’ve cooked a big stew or lentil soup and we put it up and have another meal or two from it. Not trying to be thrifty, I just make big pots of stew and soup.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | August 23, 2019 7:40 AM |
Save on transportation by begging subway riders for a free "swipe". I've given many free swipes to many riders. I enjoy helping out!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | August 23, 2019 3:44 PM |
I remember when Jack in the box had .99 cent Jumbo Jacks. What a great deal both in price and taste.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | August 24, 2019 1:35 AM |