Tell me about Boris Johnson

It's no surprise that Americans voted for Trump.

He's a fucking slob.

That's all you need to know.

He and trump will make the perfect Anglo-American alliance.

In hell.

Not much to say (Tory toff, gigantic asshole) and chances are, he'll be PM for about a week.

He has the 8 inch penes.

R3, r2 and the OP is the same troll.

R6 is a fucking CUNT.

Why do British politics bring out the worst in people R2, R3, R6 and R7 ?

Sadiq Khan will wipe the floor with Boris.

And then he will become Prime Minister and wipe Conservatives off the map. FOREVER.

He was born in the US but left because he owed back taxes and escaped to avoid them. Typical Trumper, the whole world is going to shit.

[quote]He was born in the US but left because he owed back taxes and escaped to avoid them.

No, he didn't. He was born in the US because his parents were there at the time of his birth. They returned to the UK with him as a baby.

Donald Trump and Boris Johnson = AXIS OF EVIL

Even though his parents registered him as a US citizen, Boris renounced his citizenship. So you don't have to worry about him becoming POTUS.

Trump/Johnson 2020!

Call it the FUCKING GARBAGE CUNT TRASH ticket.

[quote] He looks like an idiot, so it's no surprise that the British voted for him to be their leader.

The British were never very smart.

Many, many,many layers of irony in those two short sentences.

OP is an ignorant retard. The British didn't vote for him. He was only selected by 92,000 Tory party members.

[quote]The British were never very smart.

Fuck you.

He was in the Bullingdon Club at Oxford--the club for the wealthiest and most arrogant of toffs. They are banned from all restaurants within a several miles' radius of Oxford because their tradition is to go to a nice restaurant, order the most expensive things, and then completely trash the room they're in (plates, goblets, windows, anything on the walls) and then contemptuously write out the owner a check to pay for it. They have also been frequently banned from meeting as a group from the Oxford colleges for decades because they also have a tradition of smashing windows in the colleges.

That should give you an idea of what he's like as a person.

In the linked photo from 1987, #8 is Johnson (who was much hotter back in the day than now--now he is completely repulsive) and #2 is the former prime minister David Cameron.

[quote] OP is an ignorant retard. The British didn't vote for him

And yet he's the leader of your country.

NOW who is the "ignorant retard?"

R20 is a racist, Nazi Trump supporter.

[quote] is a racist, Nazi Trump supporter

Says the racist, nazi trump supporter at R21.

OP is a diaper-wearing twat.

[quote] And yet he is the leader of your country.

And Hitler was once the leader of Germany, and Stalin the leader of the Soviet Union. And Kim Jong-Un is the leader of North Korea.

What's your point, hon?

Is OP a pedophile?

[quote] Hitler was once the leader of Germany, and Stalin the leader of the Soviet Union. And Kim Jong-Un is the leader of North Korea. What's your point, hon?

THAT is the point. HON.

[quote] Is OP a pedophile?

Poor butthurt Brit.

Can't face the ugly truth, can you?

R27 - fat old American kaftan-wearing queen living in his mother's basement with his large collection of child porn.

Why can't he comb his friggin hair?

He should try a Trump-style comb-over.

[quote]Why can't he comb his friggin hair?

He likes the mad scientist look.

At least he has hair.

trump and boris... separated at birth.

combined with putin, they make the TRUE axis of evil.

trump = russian puppet

boris = well, he's named boris

putin = puppet master

R33 wears a tin foil hat at all times

[quote] wears a tin foil hat at all times

Disprove anything stated at R33 ASSHOLE, then we can talk.

You trolls are working hard for your rubles.

R9 = moron

R34 is extremely naive.

R35 - go back to masturbating over child porn instead of pretending to be knowledgeable about world affairs.

R38 = Kate-stan, Meghan hater, Boris asshole licking, right wing, conservative loser CUNT.

Eat shit you motherfucking diaper stain.

R20, he is the leader of our country because we have a parliamentary system whereby the party of government selects the prime minister. The prime minister is not directly elected but the prime minister is invariably the party leader who led the party into an election. In unusual circumstances if a prime minister has to resign then the ruling party selects a new leader, who then goes on to become prime minister. Although, there is a question of their legitimacy so they tend to have to call a general election pretty soon, once the reasons why the previous prime minister have been dealt with. So, expect a general election in the UK once we have Brexited by the end of October - which Boris may win, but only because the opposition Labour party is a complete mess at present (even more of a mess than the Tories, and that's saying something).

Boris and Trump sounds like the fantasy threesome.

[quote] expect a general election in the UK once we have Brexited by the end of October

By then, it will be too fucking late. Won't it?

Britain is DONE FOR.

r40, so it was only Boris' colleagues who voted this time around? Or was it everyone who is a registered member of his party? But not the general public?

R42 MARY!!!

R43 - why don't you try to educate yourself and read a few serious British media websites.

So an actual BORIS will be in power of one of the alliances. Apropos.

He looks like an asshole and very unprofessional with that shitty, unkempt hair.

I find him hilarious.

The British didn't vote for him - signed-up Tory party members did, which is very very different. Personally I disagree with handing over power within the party when a Prime-Minister steps down, but that is the way it works. There will likely be a general election in a few months and then we will get to vote.

Vladimir and Boris are now running the two most powerful countries in Europe.

We're fucking DOOMED.

[quote] The British didn't vote for him - signed-up Tory party members did

Well BULLY for them.

He's still your fucking Prime Minister. ENJOY!

Terry May, you got 5 seconds to clear out of 10 Downing. It's MY home now!!

[quote] The British didn't vote for him

I didn't vote for donald DUMP, and yet here we are.

This world is fucked.

I won't enjoy thank you, I won't enjoy AT ALL. I mean, he's better than Trump but almost everyone is, so that's a very low bar.

I'm blocking all the name callers on this thread.

R50, the UK is not an important country in Europe - leaving the EU will see to that, and the EU is still more important than Russia and the UK.

R53 Oh dear! You misspelled Trump.

[quote] I'm blocking all the name callers on this thread

Bye, pussy snowflake!

You really are a delicate little thing, aren't you?

R55 seems more suited for Angie's List, rather than Datalounge.

What a fucking little twat.

It's true, Britain's COLLAPSE is complete. And I say that as a Britisher.

R43, as r49 said, it is the members of the Tory party who voted for their party leader who, because the Tories are the largest party in parliament and hence are the government, becomes prime minister. A bit like how members of the Democrats and Republicans select their party's presidential candidate. So, 92,153 Tory party members voted for Boris to be their party leader and, effectively, prime minister.

Normally, political parties in the UK choose their leaders while they are in opposition, usually after they have lost a general election and so the losing party leader stands down.

If you want to understand something about who Boris Johnson is, just watch this interview with his father...

Poor little R55. So TRIGGERED because we're picking on his right-wing heroes.

And they say that Liberals are the weak ones. HA!

Haha at R62.

His father sounds like a blubbering DRUNK.

That explains Boris Johnson's fetal alcohol syndrome looks.

Thank you r49 and r61. I didn't know how that worked.

Americans don't understand how the UK gov't works. The people did not vote thus guy in.

Boris's dad is this guy. Sometimes Boris is too.

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[quote] And Hitler was once the leader of Germany, and Stalin the leader of the Soviet Union. And Kim Jong-Un is the leader of North Korea.

And Trump is the leader of the United States. So we've got nothing to say about how stupid the British are.

This is a great article about Johnson and his similarities or otherwise with Trump, by the ever-incisve Irish writer Fintan O'Toole, who has written some brilliant commentary on Brexit Britain.

Queen Lizzie should grow a pair and do what she did in 1963 when she appointed Sir Alec Douglas-Home as Prime Minister. Reject Boris. Use her reserve power or whatever it's called.

Of course the circumstances are different, but what else is she good for besides sittin' around letting her corgis lick peanut butter out of her crevices. I mean c'mon, ma'am, actually do something relevant.

The old bitch got £45.7 million ($58 million) from taxpayers in 2017-2018.

Disgusting.