Let’s be a post nuclear war Datalounge community!

Good lord. Let's not.

Shitting radioactive blood is the new black!

I’ll crush my liver in a week drinking a ton before I die.

I am Auntie Entity.

I'll be Boris the Russian farm troll, not effective by the blast and still feeding propaganda to the DL. I'm wearing a fine Russian caftan while doing so too.

I’m the newest skincare line, “SPF-eh, fuck it”.

Effected* oh dear!

I’m the innocent doe eyed stranger in distress who will steal your stuff and kill you after you offer help and take me in.

It's me, the cockroaches, and Cher!

Uranium-235? When did I eat Uranium-235?

Could someone explain what Meghan's title will be now that the war has ended?

The EMPs (Electromagnetic Pulse) from an all out nuclear war will destroy almost all electronics. There will be no DL. There will be no internet. Computers, servers, phones, TVs, everything electronic will be toast.

R12 we can do DL by a handwritten readers digest.

Or we can do it by a method most Eldergays will be familiar with, smoke signals!

We elders won't know smoke signals, but we can get most most important things done with bandanas and back pockets.

Lift caftan and present glow in the dark hole!

OMG. Imagine not knowing and then learning that you had rimmed a radioactive hole.

R17 Erna does it all the time.

Helpful Makeup Tips for Facial Burns?

It's been done, R19. It has already been done.

I’m the deformed deer. I’ll appear in the pilot and then be dropped to save on CGI.

I'm the last can of cak frosting. Cream cheese flavored.

okayyyyyy

I'll be Mrs. Dan Savage, posing pensively in a leather singlet and announcing, "So upset about the #nuclearwar I couldn't do my #leglifts today #sad #sadterry"

I'm the two-headed cats that 75% of the DL believe are their children.

I’m spaghetti and there’s nothing to drain me with!

Yeah, R9 - like there's a difference.

Fraus will still keep spawning, even knowing the crotch fruit will be deformed.

I’m staying in my house until my health fails and the house falls apart around me, Gray Gardens style. Raccoons and other wildlife are welcome to join in the decay.

I had no idea a mushroom cloud could make a pint-sized harlot disappear!

I’m the “Tasteful Friends” thread, wondering if this fallout shelter needs a well appointed paint job...

I'm mad Glenn Close repeatedly telling everyone she sees that she would have won the Oscar that year if not for the apocalypse.

I'm Mike from the Palm Springs gathering.....I still have liquor.

r7, 'affected' is the word you are looking for.