He can't be gay, he's......

A priest.

He has children !!!

He can't dance.

He has no fashion sense.

He's fat.

are you talking about Pence, OP?

He can't be gay, he doesn't look gay!

In the military (yes, I heard someone say this)

Just sensitive.

In a fraternity!

He isn't gay. A woman I know from work used to date him in college.

...just a nice guy!

... just really likes collecting video head cleaners.

gaga for Gaga!

He can't be gay, he has six kids.

just stylish.

... homophobic

He can't be gay, he founded a gay conversion camp!

He's very masculine!

Just saving himself for the right woman at marriage.

A confirmed bachelor as they used to say years ago. But it still goes - Leo D. Jake G. etc.

Not going to take any more gay roles away from gay actors.

He’s too hot and it isn’t fair!

a jock.

someone who doesn't tick off any of the stereotype boxes

...the Pope.

Been married to Deborra-Lee Furness for 23 years.

an A-list actor!

A televangelist

"Remember when nobody was gay, they were just shy?"

A confirmed bachelor....

Made some females I know cum during sex. I swear to god I've heard this.

Dating Irina Shayk.

his parents are progressive !!!

Of course he's not gay. He's your father!

...in all those Mission: Impossible movies!

He has children.

...swears he’ll love pussy til the day he dies!

Asexual. I get an asexual vibe from him. His live in roommate is just a friend.

the senior senatrice from the Palmetto state.

...on the football team

...a Marine

... an Action Movie Star

... into hockey

... Italian

... Russian

... Iranian

... a Muslim

... macho/ butch

... a whiskey drinker

... checking his fingernails with an underhand fist

... got a strong handshake

... into sports

He has a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her. They met at summer camp. She lives in Canada.

... fucked a chick and she liked it

He would have no problem being out if he were one !

He would have no problem being out if he were one !

...has a truck and a motorcycle!

He used to be a Congressman from Peoria, Illinois.

He's a senatrice form South Carolina.

...uses bro-speak terms like “yo!”, “bud,” “man,” “chicks,” and “dude.”

Mayor of New York City.

.... my husband. No, I mean THIS one.

....my hussshband. No, I mean ANY one of them.

.........The King of Men in Outlander!

...listens to rap and hip-hop!

IN rap and hip-hop!

Just a really big fan of Downton Abbey

the pastor at First Baptist Church

just presenting hole in preparation for his colonoscopy.

dating that Asian-American girl!

a straight figure skater!

his apartment is messy and he has no skill at interior design

Yeah, that's a common one.

"He has no taste ..."

"...the Vice President of the United States."

too busy!!

sexually fluid, non-binary, pansexual and doesn't like labels

...is into water sports!

.....a wrestling coach

... still finding himself.

on "The Bachelor/The Bachelorette" looking for love.

John Travolta for god sakes!

fat and doesn't know how to dress,

a priest

a Corbin Fisher model!

MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!!

. . . just British.

married to Ivanka

wearing cargo shorts!

so busy with his job all the time he doesn't have time to date.

He wears cargo pants and has a skullet.

[quote] dating that Asian-American girl!

Or marrying one, that is a red flag

his girlfriend lives abroad.

I don't get that vibe from him.

OR

No, no gay vibes at all.

OR

My gaydar does not twinge in the slightest about him.

He's a Southern Baptist

He's very pro-gay. He would be OUT if he was gay.

He didn't hit on me.

Living with that huge guy with the beard and tats!

... a major pussy hound! Believe me, we're friends from college and he is totally gay-friendly but just is not into men at all. Believe me, I know ha ha! He's straight! Ha ha I would know.

(The SAME troll posts something similar on EVERY thread about which gay male celebrities might be gay. OVER AND OVER).

... European.

...just into passionately kissing his male friends

He can't be gay, he's Cory Booker!

... just a hot actor. DataLounge thinks EVERYONE is gay! This is why they hate us!"

...just really enjoys anal and doggystyle!

...into team sports.

...not ugly; he doesn't walk funny; he sounds normal; he doesn't dress like a weirdo; he's not useless... why would you think he's gay?

... on his 25th PR relationship with a young model, but it has nothing to do with bearding. It's just to make him look more stable.

(seriously, I heard that one)

...a bad cocksucker who doesn't swallow.

... married to/in a relationship with a hot woman

... married to/in a relationship with an ugly woman

I've seen him look at a woman!

....in love with his beautiful girlfriend, Dianne!

He black He’s been married twice He’s very religious He’s very conservative He all man But he’s always been close to his dad! I don’t think he was ever molested, how could that be? He has had a girlfriend since the seventh grade He’s too manly for that You guys say everybody’s gay Not every cute guy is gay He’s just friendly All guys check out each other’s junk He’s just curious It’s a stage All guys in prison do that But he’s fat and has no fashion sense He’s a Trump voter, no way He only does that when he’s drunk He was just experimenting It was just the once, in college He was not the bottom though He only fucks drag queens or trannies He’s just British Only metrosexual, not geigh Not gay, just Asian Al white men are gay when black cock is involved He’s just re-enacting childhood sexual abuse He’s only bi Queer for a college career He went to one of those camps to get over it He prefers to have a wife and children He prayed over it and got delivered from it He doesn’t want that lifestyle He is leaving that lifestyle All celebrities are not gay There are no gays in that culture

^ r98, "He can't be gay, he's all man!" is the worst, as if being gay makes you half a man or something. I hate it when people say that.

And yet many Dataloungers fully buy into that stereotype R99, the ones who call other men "dear" and "she" and "Miss Thang" and if they suspect someone is gay refer to them as "her" or "she"

Merv is all man. And I should know!

He loves to spend his weekends on camping, hunting and fishing trips with his buddies! It doesn't get any more manly than that!

A teenage serial killer.

a 20 year old Canadian pop star

He bathes in pussy!

"Really into school"

—Something a college friend told me she thought up on the fly when her mom asked her if I was gay

....one of the NFL's best quarterbacks!

... not thin or neat!

a Republican

....he doesn't lisp. (from a lawyer no less)

a southern republican senator.

One of the best quarterbacks in the NFL.

A Boy Scout Leader ! That initiates (away from home )weekend excursions to teach confidence and self reliance while canoeing in neon Speedos.....

He’s messy and wears cargo pants. He watches the Pittsburgh Steelers. He’s fat. No way is he gay.

UGLY. Real talk, I've herad this too.

A former Pope for God's sake!

He hates quiche.

He doesn’t even know what quiche is.

He works out all the time.

He has a trainer.

He can’t match clothes.

He likes plaids.

The only time he touches other men is to give high fives.

He never goes in the locker room.

He wears baggy clothes.

He only goes to barbers, not some kind of stylist.

He doesn’t drink.

He drinks a lot.

Has the firmest handshake in town.

Always looks you in the eye.

I always get a chuckle when on Forensic Files they say the murderer was a "christian and respected member of his church."

LOL

He own a camouflage recliner! He spends his Friday nights sitting in it, playing video games on his PS4, drinking Budweiser, and wearing his John Deere hat. (True story.)

He's married with 3 kids and loves his wife, attends church regularly, goes hunting and fishing with his buddies. . . . . .

He's too tall

I remember one very funny from when Spain aproved the same sex marriage law.

There were a lot of catholic rallies against the law, and i read in a forum a concerned mother because noone of her children wanted to go to the rally with her and her husband, and she was worried for his teen son because he was really against the rally but he can't be gay because he has hair in his legs

....a man's man

...brags about all the girls he’s slept with!

He's Jordan from Summer House.

However you guys should note there are tons of married guys who like having sex with men on the side. Many of them are into their wives and other women, but still love the rough sex from men. I guess you can call them bisexual. And no I'm not trolling.

...he hates “Queer Eye.”

too Bohemian to be closeted.

A coach at the college and married and divorced twice. (This one is real.)

.....a star baseball player