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[quote]I’m informing you now...[bold]Captain Kangaroo told me to go fuck myself. Shari Lewis refused to shake the hand of my then 6yo son.[/bold] Don’t try to make a movie about either of those child-hating frauds...🔥🔥🔥
Should someone tell her about Stevie Nicks kicking the child in the vagina bone?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 23, 2019 8:18 AM |
When I was very young and went to a taping of his show, Bozo the Clown yelled "Is Everybody Happy" on his show so loudly that I started to cry. They had to stop taping and he told someone to get that brat out of here. I met him years later and told him he was the reason that I and most kids are frightened and hate clowns.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 23, 2019 2:30 AM |
How did he respond, R1?
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 23, 2019 2:36 AM |
[quote]Shari Lewis refused to shake the hand of my then 6yo son.
Did Lamb Chop happen to be on her hand at the time? Perhaps that’s why she refused to shake. 🖐 🐑
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 23, 2019 2:39 AM |
Mister Rogers hit me in the head with a fondue pot.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 23, 2019 2:43 AM |
I love Ellen Barkin. I can actually see a visual of Captain Kangaroo telling her to go fuck herself.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 23, 2019 2:50 AM |
R2, He ignored me. I still hate clowns, but am no longer afraid. Unless they are armed.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 23, 2019 2:55 AM |
I've always liked Ellen Barkin. She deserved a better career. I wonder what she told Captain Kangaroo in response.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 23, 2019 3:14 AM |
[quote] Captain Kangaroo told me to go fuck myself.
The Captain was too hip to put up with that poser.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 23, 2019 8:18 AM |
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