Pastor says he used oral sex to “suck demons” out of men

Is victim AJ Meeker related to DL fave EJ Peaker?

He needs to practice more since it obviously isn't working.

Gross, he's 69. And he also sucked vage??

Exactly how stupid do you have to be to go along with this?

At some point, it's not assault, it's simply stupidity. "Weaver asked the three men to strip naked and lay down. He would then place an angel coin on their heads, as well as sacred stones on their hands and ankles, before performing oral sex on them. Weaver allegedly told his victims that he needed to “suck” the demons out through their semen and that the ritual had come from Native American lore."

In this case, I am blaming the victims because HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE to go along with having the demons sucked out of you through you dick? In what universe would you need to strip naked for spiritual counseling. This defies logic, common sense, and basic sentience.

The only crime here is people allowing it to happen in order to get a big payout of money.

For church-goers, the pastor and the preast are higher beings, so they don't think of their clergy as critically as they do of other people. It's as if they're in a state of delayed childhood or artificial retardation when they're in church. So it's fair to treat this as a crime since the retarded should be protected.

[quote] Gross, he's 69. And he also sucked vage?

There's evil in vages too

Queerty’s a mess. Terrible articles, written by High School freshmen girls. Horrid, lurid prose - and pictures that have nothing to do with the article or are incredibly inappropriate stock images.

More like suck semen.

demons leave after pastor swallows 3 loads...

"...and pictures that have nothing to do with the article or are incredibly inappropriate stock images."

Yeah; if you don't even know the difference between Catholic and Presbyterian religious garb, like, maybe you're not ready for journalism? (Or even "journalism"?)

Sounds plausible.

Is this what they mean by demon seed or demon spawn?

If you suck to hard, my demons will appear prematurely.

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Is "demons" a euphemism for hot semen?

Did he swallow the demon babies?

Now you tell me!