Can Colin Jost afford an 11 carat diamond ring?

He probably stole money from Lorne Michaels.

How many times has this bitch been married? Cool it with the massive bling.

That's an ugly ring...seriously ugly.

I do like that engagement rings have more variety these days - the old circular solitaire with baguettes on either side feels dated now. I like the colored diamonds, and the use of other stones instead of diamonds. Raw diamonds in unusual settings are quite beautiful, too.

Lorne Michaels gave him the money, just like he did with Pete Davidson so he could buy a huge engagement ring for Ariana Grande. I guess Lorne feels like it's amazing PR for the show, which it is. Pete and Colin went from "Who?" to two of the biggest stars on the planet literally overnight. Lorne knows how to play the game.

R5 is v v v correct.

No, he cant. But she can.

Very ugly indeed.

Cracker Jack prize ring is the best way to go.

Is this bitch collecting husbands or collecting rings?

Its a brown diamond. They used to throw those in the garbage.

A brown diamond, how tacky.

Yikes! She's getting rough looking... isn't she 32 or something? Looks 42.

How embarrassing to pay for your own engagement ring.

Why should it matter who pays for it?

I don't know how anyone goes around wearing those monstrosities without injuring themselves or someone else. Seemingly you're no one unless someone gives you an expensive, stupid-looking rock.

Someone like Colin would get a huge discount just because of who he is and more importantly because of who his bride is. A good agent and manager can get a ring like that for next to nothing.

R15 There's nothing wrong with having a modest engagement ring. But it's pathetic to buy yourself a very expensive ring and then brag (and lie) that your husband who everyone knows couldn't afford it bought it for you. It's humiliating for him and you.

Why not just buy one he could actually afford in order to make the lie believable?

For some reason it reminds me of a water buffalo.

Personal aside to Scarlett: Honey, you’ve had some primo cock in your day, and there’s surely more to come. Just enjoy it; you don’t have to marry it. There’s nothing wrong with being single and riding every hot dick that comes your way.

And just how long do DataLounge's marriage experts think this farce will last?

She was only engaged to the French douche right? Still this bitch thinks she's liz Taylor.

That ring is hideous. She has unfortunate taste.

Remember when she went through that butch phase?

Big rings don't mean they have to be more expensive than smaller ones. It depends on the grade of a diamond.

More obnoxious raping of the earth's minerals.

She has a lousy marital track record.

Colin Jost is one pizza slice away from balooning into the fat bastard he was as a child. This wedding has 50/50 chance of happening.

r11 is correct: brown diamonds used to be considered n on-jewelry grade, and were ionly used in industry (they are far more common than colorless diamonds or diamonds of other "fancy" colors). then someone in the jewelry industry had the brilliant idea of marketing them as "chocolate diamonds," and they became marketable asjewelry--although they are still considered less desirable than colorless diamonds (and "fancy" colored diamonds--yellow, pink, green , orange,red, purple, and especially blue--are still considered the most desirable diamonds of all).

The fact that it's an eleven carat diamond but only appraised at $400K should say a lot. A flawless clear diamond of that size would be worth far more--and a pink or a blue flawless diamond of that size would be worth a fortune.

It's a yellow diamond with a brown band. It's hideous and looks more like a giant cocktail ring. It's so big that she won't be able to wear this everyday. If they make it to the altar, she'll wear a nice band from then on (perhaps an eternity band) and only wear the engagement ring to events

And she was married to the French guy

The Page Six news story at the OP says it's a brown diamond, r27--not a yellow one.

I was thinking the same thing when I saw that. There's no way he's got that kind of money. And secondly that is one ugly ring.

Who wants a doo-doo brown engagement ring? That's something you give a 13 year old girl when she joins the church.

She still looks like Miss Piggy

Well, maybe she's thinking like her character. That diamond can be used to cut glass if you need to break in or out of someplace, and as big as it is it ought to crack someone's jaw on a good punch. It also looks like it was chipped out of a frozen mud puddle, so maybe muggers won't be interested?

Do you think she rimmed Ryan Reynolds regularly?

She really has hit the wall, woof!

She is looking rough. He is grotesque. Maybe they are a good couple?

r9=Fred Mertz

I like her. She gets shat on by the outrage mob a lot but never engages, shuns social media, etc. Shes also a better actress than she gets credit for.

Her taste in men, though....