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Trump Jr.'s book, "Triggered," to be published in November

Can he even read a book?

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by Anonymousreply 27July 22, 2019 5:57 PM

Didn't stop his dad, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1July 22, 2019 3:15 PM

He doesn't need to know how to read or write when you have a ghostwriter. But can Deplorables read? They'll be the only ones buying this except the poor media that has to read it.

by Anonymousreply 2July 22, 2019 3:19 PM

Judging by the silly title, it will rake the Liberals and/or Democrats over the coals. Bring it on, douchebag.

by Anonymousreply 3July 22, 2019 3:21 PM

Is he even Dumpf's son? Doesn't look a bit like him.

by Anonymousreply 4July 22, 2019 3:25 PM

Should we assume this will be a picture book?

by Anonymousreply 5July 22, 2019 4:00 PM

He sure is an ugly son of a bitch and bastard.

by Anonymousreply 6July 22, 2019 4:03 PM

He's a typical chinless cretin. That must be why he grew the beard, to camouflage his lack of chin.

by Anonymousreply 7July 22, 2019 4:08 PM

Word on the street is that he used a ghostwriter!

by Anonymousreply 8July 22, 2019 4:10 PM

Noooooo! Why I'm shocked and dismayed. LOL

by Anonymousreply 9July 22, 2019 4:12 PM

He looks like a fucking psycho-Muppet.

by Anonymousreply 10July 22, 2019 4:17 PM

Got to cash in before going to jail. All that crotchfruit costs $$.

by Anonymousreply 11July 22, 2019 4:23 PM

I assume it's a children's book

by Anonymousreply 12July 22, 2019 4:25 PM

Triggering gets him horny.

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by Anonymousreply 13July 22, 2019 4:26 PM

My goodness. The Trump library will start running out of room.

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by Anonymousreply 14July 22, 2019 4:34 PM

What can he possibly say that is of any interest to anybody?

I hate him as much as I hate his fucking piece of dog shit dad.

by Anonymousreply 15July 22, 2019 4:38 PM

Comes with a box of crayons

by Anonymousreply 16July 22, 2019 4:38 PM

It's not like it's going to be an advice book (like the Art of the Deal) because he's not really an expert at anything. "Triggered" is just a popular insult that douches like to use when people get annoyed with their illogical bullshit. Is this going to be an Anne Coulter style book that simply seeks to piss off people?

The fact that he wants to publish a book makes me think he's going to try to succeed his daddy in 2024.

by Anonymousreply 17July 22, 2019 4:50 PM

The audio book will be a series of farts, squeaks and slide whistles.

And crying.

by Anonymousreply 18July 22, 2019 5:12 PM

And he will buy up a zillion copies to ensure it makes the best-seller list.

by Anonymousreply 19July 22, 2019 5:15 PM

You shouldn't be able to write a book until you've read one.

by Anonymousreply 20July 22, 2019 5:29 PM

In every photo, he looks like he should be wearing a t-shirt that says, "My beard hides my weak chin."

by Anonymousreply 21July 22, 2019 5:30 PM

He is the very embodiment of DoucheBro.

Central casting could not find one any more authentic.

by Anonymousreply 22July 22, 2019 5:35 PM

[quote] Is this going to be an Anne Coulter style book that simply seeks to piss off people?

Actually, it's going to be an Ann Coulter style book that lands on the remains table within 2 weeks of publication.

by Anonymousreply 23July 22, 2019 5:41 PM

R19, I agree he'll buy tons of copies to boost the book's place on the best-seller list. Trump will brag about Donnie's book at his rallies. They'll give the book away as a gifts to their campaigners.

by Anonymousreply 24July 22, 2019 5:47 PM

He's a ugly looking mook, and he's also the best looking one in the family. How sad is that.

by Anonymousreply 25July 22, 2019 5:51 PM

It'll sell well for a week or two (true Trumpeters will support Sonny Boy) and be remaindered within half a year. And then he can do book signings in various penitentiaries.

by Anonymousreply 26July 22, 2019 5:56 PM

It'll be on the book table at every Dollar Tree in the country within 3 months.

by Anonymousreply 27July 22, 2019 5:57 PM
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