Trump is fighting “liberal paper straws” by selling $15 plastic straw sets
They go $15 for a pack of 10.
“Forget the debate between socialism and democracy — the 2020 election is coming down to a contest between paper and recyclable straws.
President Trump’s reelection campaign is calling on supporters to reject “liberal paper straws” that turn soggy and “stand” with the president and “buy your pack of recyclable straws today.”
The website touts Trump’s tubes as BPA free, 9-inches long, laser-engraved with the president’s name and made in the USA.
Trump’s campaign manager, Brad Parscale, stirred people’s political appetites for the straws in an email on Friday.
“I’m so over paper straws, and I’m sure you are too. Much like most liberal ideas, paper straws don’t work and they fall apart instantly. That’s why we just launched our latest product – Official Trump Straws,” he wrote. “Now you can finally be free from liberal paper straws that fall apart within minutes and ruin your drink.”
In a tweet, Parscale said “Making Straws Great Again #Trump2020.”
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 22, 2019 10:24 PM
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[quote]9-inches long
Trumplestiltskins will believe anything.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 21, 2019 11:44 PM
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I hope the American citizens who were able to vote in 2016 but didn't are hanging their heads in shame.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 21, 2019 11:44 PM
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Hes like an Evangelical preacher....he can get his suckers to buy anything.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 21, 2019 11:44 PM
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There's just no cross too small for these idiots to die on, is there?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 22, 2019 1:16 AM
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Eh, I can get 100 of them for $1 at Dollar General, and they are multicolor and bendable.
No thanks, Trump.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 22, 2019 1:26 AM
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If those dumbfuck cunts want to support the daughter fucker in chief by spending what little cash they have on this shit then I hope they spend their retirement years eating cat food.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 22, 2019 1:34 AM
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My latest email from the Trump campaign:
XXXX,
I’m so over paper straws, and I’m sure you are too. Much like most liberal ideas, paper straws don’t work and they fall apart instantly.
That’s why we just launched our latest product - Official Trump Straws.
Now you can finally be free from liberal paper straws that fall apart within minutes and ruin your drink.
Trump Straws are custom made with the Official Trump Logo, recyclable and reusable, and, as always, 100% MADE IN AMERICA.
Get your Official Trump Straws TODAY to show liberals that you won’t let their overregulation ruin your beverage consumption experience any longer. >>
Paper straws are just another example of failed liberal overregulation. Fear not, President Trump has the perfect solution!
Supplies are extremely limited, so be sure to get your Official Trump Straws today.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 22, 2019 10:24 PM
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