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They’re trying to hide The Princess of Orange in their new batch of family portraits

Poor dear. Catharina is Heiress Apparent to the Kingdom of The Netherlands, but with an unfortunate lumpy body and blocky head (typical shaped head of The House of Orange) and she clearly has to contend now with a hotter younger sister. Plus she’s got that glammy Queen Maxima as a mom. I hope she isn’t getting a complex, it’s pretty obvious the photographer is trying to hide something.

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by Anonymousreply 17July 24, 2019 1:07 AM

She looks perfectly fine, all the girls are cute if not a bit awkward being in their teen years. The eldest is a typical Orange princess, she will grow into her looks by adulthood - see pics of her grandmother Beatrix and her three sisters as teens for reference.

They always look like a close-knit family, I don't believe that just for the photos. I think WA and Maxima have been hands on with their kids and it shows.

by Anonymousreply 1July 21, 2019 1:13 AM

I didn't know that they had a Princess of Down, too.

by Anonymousreply 2July 21, 2019 1:41 AM

I wasn’t going to bring it up, but Princess Ariane has total Downer face.

by Anonymousreply 3July 21, 2019 2:49 AM

The hotter, younger, middle sister Princess Alexia. Clearly takes after her mother.

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by Anonymousreply 4July 21, 2019 2:02 PM

The Dutch aren't known for their looks.

by Anonymousreply 5July 21, 2019 2:50 PM

Homos, please! *I* am the one and only Princess of Orange!

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by Anonymousreply 6July 21, 2019 7:00 PM

The one on the left looks downs.

by Anonymousreply 7July 21, 2019 7:53 PM

OOOOF!!!

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by Anonymousreply 8July 23, 2019 7:44 PM

Nobody cares about these people.

The British Royal Family are the only ones that count.

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by Anonymousreply 9July 23, 2019 7:46 PM

There's nothing wrong with crown princess Catharina Amalia (The Princess of Orange).

Her sister Alexia is a stunner in the making though.

by Anonymousreply 10July 23, 2019 8:04 PM

She may grow into her looks.

by Anonymousreply 11July 23, 2019 8:09 PM

The one on the left looks downs-adjacent and way worse than Catharina.

by Anonymousreply 12July 23, 2019 8:11 PM

Not Downs. Fat

by Anonymousreply 13July 23, 2019 8:14 PM

Give her 5 years and she’ll look stunning.

R5 clearly never met a Dutchman.

by Anonymousreply 14July 23, 2019 8:27 PM

I agree that she has potential to turn out very beautiful. We all go through awkward stages, and those of us who don't seem to usually grow up to be unattractive.

by Anonymousreply 15July 23, 2019 8:42 PM

The one on the right looks like a copy of her father but with long hair.

by Anonymousreply 16July 23, 2019 9:52 PM

suck my fecal crusted anus, R9.

Some of the continental dynasties are WAY older than the House of Windsor. And I have news for you, cash RICHER.

by Anonymousreply 17July 24, 2019 1:07 AM
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